White People Rapping About Rape: What Could Go Wrong? [DNC]

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  1. Ghettoblaster7

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    Hahaha this one was clever

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  2. Daviticus

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    It's called beatboxing!

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  3. Supine_X

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    f**k it, I'm going to a donkey show.

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  4. midwestdawg83

    • +2

    Water in Japanese is mizu "mee-zoo" not mitsu, like SWAIM pronounces

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    1. Xeab!

      • +2

      Yeah what a bastard, I bet he only has like, six pairs of cat ears, tops, f****n gaijin.

      =^.^= DESU NE KAWAII =^.^=

  5. maya_lennon

    • +2

    Don't worry, your show is AWESOME!

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  6. TheFangirl

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    Andthen I found twenty bucks!

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  7. paputsza

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    It's funny because we all know that cracked writer interviews consist of mainly rapping.

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  8. SMEARSKI

    • -3

    That b***h with the cat ears would for sure get the dick.

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  9. hollycbaby

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    I feel violated, and not in the fun ass way.

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  10. Custard_Angel

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    Swaim's rap was one of the most painful things I've ever heard.

    And yet, Swaim actually can rap pretty well.

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  11. J.c.Nelson

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    Want a record deal for the crap rap?

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  12. Gahars

    • +1

    One of my favorite episodes of DNC; you had me at the Babylon 5 reference.

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  13. ilikereading

    • +1

    new shows great....could maybe do more than 1 a month maybe? yes? possibly?

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    1. MrDerpe

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      They do.

  14. JackRipper

    • +3

    Swaim:Epic

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  15. MainHurdyGurdy

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    Needs at least 5 minutes more of rapping about how bad you are at rapping.

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    1. txyan08

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      I agree with this so hard you don't even understand.

  16. jude23

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    When did Hannah minx start teaching Japanese?

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    1. Shevanel

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      Since she became a huge weaboo and attention whore.

    2. reallyfatkid

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      Thats the only kind of whore?

  17. AtticusFink

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    i'll tell you what's not to like about does not compute: they stopped f*****g making it!

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    1. Shevanel

      • +1

      They're still making it!

  18. 1996

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    Hey get this: that old man's name is Gay Byrne. He's actually a pretty popular presenter here in Ireland.

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  19. EuroChild

    • -4

    Haven't you heard the word fortnight before? Really? Wow, that's odd.

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    1. CharminUltra

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      He's heard it before but it's a weird thing to say while introducing a rap... thing

    2. TekkaCroe

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      Did you hear that whooshing sound just now? It was the joke flying right over your head.

  20. bezzeria

    • +3

    This is still one of my favorite things on this website.
    My god. Swaim really needs to rap more often.

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