Does Not Compute: The Internet's Worst Parents

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  1. CheeseKing

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    Watching that guy kick the s**t out of that ostrich just made my day. Damned arrogant, feathery bastards.

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  2. MrDerpe

    • +1

    1:19

    End of the horror.

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  3. yakida

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    that fucking...'manimal' or whatever it's called needs to die. Painfully. Preferably by being lit on fire and then crucified. Upside down.

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  4. raykku17

    • +1

    Yes, yours is cuter swaim

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  5. OlaPola

    • -13

    That intro was funny the first time..

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    1. SpeakPhoenix

      • +12

      calm down.

  6. Thalefeather

    • +3

    snakes: babies rarely fear them
    best t-shirt ever? doesnt it also sound like something that bearded dude from the hangover would say?

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  7. Porschefan

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    Why do I always laugh when I see the clip of the kid getting kicked by the breakdancer? I feel awful.

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    1. SoupMan

      • +3

      Reality just has some hilarious ragdoll physics.

  8. The_Unoriginal

    • +8

    Please Cracked, find someone besides Bing for your video ads.

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  9. QuinnKananack

    • +2

    Princess Mononoke Music FTW! Makes me want to watch the movie again!

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  10. Rayzorblades

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    Princess Mononoke music at the end when Swaim's trying to emote. Yes I watch anime with my daughter.

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    1. Thiefenz

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      is it any good?

    2. PaulMyers

      • +5

      It's incredible. Take this from a random stranger to swears he generally hates 99% of all anime.

  11. Iyagovos

    • +5

    Guard cat was awesome

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    1. SimpletonSlayer

      • 0

      I totally agree Guard cat rules

  12. masterofbation

    • 0

    MORE I WANT MORE! Come on it's been a while, give us more episodes please.

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  13. Wombstretcher

    • +2

    Well Alex, congrats on being the only furry that is in any shape besides round. And I guess S.W.A.I.M. was okay too...

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    1. Thiefenz

      • 0

      there are plenty of Furries that aren't Round

  14. ATparodys

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    the song was just wrong . lol i love swaim!

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  15. Mr.Mediocre

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    I know this guy is hilarious and original. But from 1:23 to 2:00 he looked VERY similar to RayWilliamJohnson. BOOSH!

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    1. ilikereading

      • +1

      notice now serial killers always have three names

  16. diiii

    • 0

    Who is the person at 4:17? It looks like Ray Davies... or atleast I want it to be

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  17. Cubekou

    • +9

    those parents who gave the kid clothes in an X-Box case are total a*****es.

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    1. 3cdowens

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      Indeed.

    2. Thiefenz

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      I would never do that! I'd fill my kid's X-box box with toothbrushes.

  18. freduardo

    • -1

    Wow. I did not know it was possible for a human to BE as gay as Alex. It must be a secret government project, because there is NO WAY a female set of ovaries from any species was involved in his conception.

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    1. Thiefenz

      • 0

      you would be surprised, very surprised indeed.

  19. Artemesia

    • 0

    swimulating a (human) imotion gets me every single time

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  20. Ludocrite

    • 0

    The music during the emotion simulating sounds EXACTLY like the Princess Mononoke Soundtrack.

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    1. PatrickKH

      • 0

      Seeing as he referenced Prince As**taka in a cracked TV episode, I'm guessing it is.

Does Not Compute is what you get when you take Cracked TV, slap a new coat of graphics on it, download a screen-widening patch and boost humor output 16.4%. Same S.W.A.I.M., same internet madness, brand new jokes. What's not to like?

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