Does Not Compute: Worst Lessons PSAs Accidentally Taught Us

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  1. sansseraphim

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    ...Where were the lessons?

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  2. emilymadcat

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    That guy has a conspiracy about the Corpus clock which is right outside my College. Known across Cambridge for being an epic fail/dickhead.

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  3. capnawsumpants

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    The Ballad of Jayne Cobb!! S.W.A.I.M. must have great taste in television.

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  4. BeardofCortes

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    Alright, I have to say...When I was in high school a kid got hit and killed by a train. He was walking to a party ON THE TRAIN TRACKS, with his ipod on. They figure his ipod was too loud so he didn't hear the train coming. Apparently he always walked on the train tracks to get to his house, and listen to his ipod really loud. Why he didn't feel the vibrations of the train coming, I don't know.

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    1. MrDerpe

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      I think I lived near where that happened...

  5. HilahMae

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    I actually tracked down One got fat because of this episode. So weird and amazing

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  6. bezzeria

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    The monkey sketch was great.

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  7. DelaneyDunn

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    Eternal flower power and eternal serpent power!

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  8. Selena

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    Swaim, I feel your talents are better lent to After Hours. Please.

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  9. DomaDoma

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    For the Freemason joke, I would have gone with something a little more hard-boiled. Big surprise, I know.

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  10. ArseRaptor

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    oh firefly...

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  11. blehblah

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    There is something very broken in Swaim's head. Hilariously broken.

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  12. chrono420

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    This, is crack rock.

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  13. Me_

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    is this coming back now AoC is over

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  14. Porschefan

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    Whenever I see that meth PSA, I immediately think "Whoa, ReDead in the shower!"

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  15. squeakyb

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    I'm not trying to be THAT commenter, but the side description says "scree-widening". Unless you're enlarging the font for comic book car chases (specifically, sudden turns and stops), perhaps an edit is in order?

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  16. DylanStuart

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    MOORREE SWAIN!!!!!!!!!! MORE EPISODES!!!!


    pretty please

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    1. MDcowboy15

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      I think you mean Swaim, not Swain

    2. RedJoker

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      you're the one who made that tribute video way back when cracked tv was still around, right?

  17. MixaXim

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    New episodes!!!

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  18. wildblaze

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    when are we gonna get a new one?

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  19. greyrosie

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    I love Swaim! Anybody agree? I know you all do!

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  20. Anonymouse123e

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    Apparently, "ewige blumenkraft und ewige schlangenkraft" is German for "eternal flower plower and eternal serpent power".

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    1. CohibaMan

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      It's an Illuminatus! Trilogy reference.

Does Not Compute is what you get when you take Cracked TV, slap a new coat of graphics on it, download a screen-widening patch and boost humor output 16.4%. Same S.W.A.I.M., same internet madness, brand new jokes. What's not to like?

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