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  1. BNBazel

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    Funny! Um, what's the "glowing red areas" referencing to?

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    1. Fladnag13

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      Not even gonna answer that. Come on.

  2. NOODZ_or_GTFO

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    Hey I RECOGNIZE that girl in the first commercial! Her name's Katy Stoll and I went to Woodside High School with her! What a small world.

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    1. TheLastChicken

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      Small penis is more like it... BOOYAH! ZING! SPRANG! BABOOM! Take it easy buddy. easy I said! sheesh! Fine! whatever b***h!

    2. NOODZ_or_GTFO

      • +7

      Are you f**king retarded?

  3. likalaruku

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    Nice to see someone taking a jab at commercials, any kind of commercial. They're all lying to us!

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  4. Plastic_Cipher

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    I especially liked DOB charging after who I can only assume is a doctor in the parking garage.

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  5. Promus

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    Who's the woman who played the first commercial victim? I've seen her a few times on these skits and she's really funny (and cute). :)

    Insert obligatory praise for the geniuses of DOB and Swaim HERE!!

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    1. DangerChocomog

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      *Inserts obligatory praise for the geniuses of DOB and Swaim, and also for the victim chick ^.^*

    2. MichaelSwaim

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      Katy Stoll, star of the web series Prom Queen and a national Bounty Paper Towel commercial!

  6. lulzrat

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    Roflmao at "Metal Clothes: Friend or Foe". It's the little things that count. Plus the fact that Swaim is adorable and DOB is one suave motherf**ker, mmyes.

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  7. soasertsus

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    Best thing ever!

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  8. ohhfoggylullaby

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    DOB is so suave

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    1. Esapesa

      • +1

      Second that.

  9. franciscojavier

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    This is such a Seinfeld ripoff!!! shame on you Cracked!!! Too bad for you that many of us are kind of old.

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  10. Jules101

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    I quite literally just fell off my chair laughing... Onto my textbook. A sign? ...Nah.

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  11. HurricaneSeb

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    LOL

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  12. DHeadshot

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    Epic. Just Epic!

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  13. forge

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    Hate to be a critic because it'll be years before I can produce anything vaguely this slick, but it'd have been a lot funnier with more of those ludicrous disclaimers. I guess that wasn't really the direction you wanted to go with it though.

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  14. Sualocin

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    I don't get it, but it was still pretty funny.

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  15. inventor36

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    This was good, but not quite as good as the Disney poster one.

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    1. sopwith

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      Everything is improved when Swaim removes his pants.

  16. PeePReeL

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    Seinfeld doesn't do a single thing better than Cracked. Seinfeld sucks.

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  17. buhbyebirdie

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    I noticed nobody stood next to Swaim in this video.

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  18. gamerelite1

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    seriously cracked? Obviously lifting a joke from seinfeld? I'm disapointed.

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  19. UnderscoreFlash

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    Fucking lightning; how does it- *BOOM*

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    1. Mjboud

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      Im 12 and wat is *BOOM*

    2. KingClownGoomba

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      I see what you did there Mjbound...but nothing beats I am fetus and what is this? (Insert abortion add) It's ok you can use it want.

  20. Anathame

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    Hilarious. Once I figure out what "twitter" is I'll post inane banter every 5 minutes about it.

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