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  1. HappyPappy

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    I f*****g love this.

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  2. savannahchimp

    • +2

    My favourite was: "We've slapped it on a lunch box and we're selling it! We're selling it!"
    It turns Ian Malcolm's fervent anti-dino-commercialization speech on it's head beautifully.
    So yeah, if you saw this movie as a kid and loved it, this was a very funny parody.

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  3. Jellyburger

    • +4

    The voice over was simply spot on. Who was that? They should get a dinosaur medal made of 100% dinosaur.

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    1. kiskanak

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      That's what I was going to post too - who did the voice over? It was awesome! Vegetarian? Sorry! Hit the road, cuz we got dinosaur and goat!

  4. RyanPersaud

    • +3

    Jurassic Burg-air.

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  5. Ballsdeepinass

    • +5

    those things scientists call mosquitoes

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  6. MatthewSquires

    • +4

    If you didn't see this movie as a kid (or older) don't bother criticizing it. It's hilarious to us.

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  7. Whatnow?

    • -2

    Not very interesting.

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  8. gelter

    • +8

    Reading these comments has made me wonder: how many people on Cracked have NEVER WATCHED Jurassic Park?

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  9. RijartReinhard

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    I had forgotten why this is the only video I've favorited.

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  10. JennyAhern

    • -3

    God, what a piss awful video. NOT FUNNY

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    1. Mr.Morbo

      • -3

      More like worst video idea execution. Ms. Ahern, you got my vote. MmmmMmmm

  11. Speznazpowa

    • 0

    Vegetarian? Hit the road! 'cause we got dinosaur-goat!

    That was the funniest part. The last parts weren't that funny. Also, when the Cracked Cut-Ups thing played, I thought they were going to use real audio from the movie, it would've been more creative then. But it was still good.

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    1. mcfl116

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      I actually thought the best part was the list of dinosaur ice creams available. Especially enjoyed "clever swirl"

  12. Glyphwright

    • -10

    The main things that are wrong with this video:

    1. The narrator's voice is annoying and kind of gay, double annoying if it's a parody;
    2. The background music doesn't blend in very well and doesn't contribute anything to the comedy factor, it's like someone in the adjacent room forgot to turn off their radio/iPad;
    3. The video is true to the topic and follows the narration closely, however - it barely contains any comedy or humour;
    4. I didn't get the "dinosaur or goat" part. Was that a joke? Why is it supposed to be funny?
    5. I cannot help but feel the biggest problem with this video is the main idea behind it. A restaurant claiming it's selling dinosaur meat when it actually isn't would be shamelessly lying to its customers, and a restaurant that's selling actual dinosaur meat is straight out of science fiction, which is certainly unusual, but funny? Not really. The story is overly self-contained and doesn't appeal to the viewer in any way, which kills any possible attempt at comedy.

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    1. BDrake09

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      Dude, it's pretty much a parody of Jurassic Park. The original concept of a dinosaur theme park was ridiculous, this is just an even more ridiculous extension of that dino-themed business practice. Were you dropped on your head? Or was your mother a drunk?

    2. F22rapter2468

      • +1

      Oh, look! It's Professor Joke!

  13. isthismyalias

    • -2

    This was the only video I've watched that I've actually scrolled down to look at the comments... I was hoping there would be at least SOMETHING funny on this page, turns out I was disappointed twice.

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  14. aleatharhea

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    I like dinasowers.

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  15. bovrilicus

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    This would hardly be the worst idea for a restaurant. Mumbai's own Cross Café, a Hitler-themed restaurant is the worst idea for a restaurant.

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    1. Rivus

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      Then again I can see that happening in a couple thousand years or so when everybody forgets that even happened.

  16. Valmor88

    • +1

    Mmmm-mm-mm! Would you like some fries with that? Mm-mm-mm-mmm!

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  17. JoshCalle

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    I heard the jokes in there, I smiled a little, but something about the execution was off. I'm actually NOT gonna blame Cody for a change. I know the voice was an impression of the little DNA guy from the movie, but I feel like it would have been funnier with a bombastic swaim announcer, rather than Mr. Garrison.

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  18. ZachSnyder78

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    This could have been so much better. The guy made it awful. He needs some funny lessons

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  19. SpitefulCrow

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    Ok idea and good choice of video clips, but I think whomever was voicing this ruined it.

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    1. fleabag500

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      You mean whoever. Please, please, please don't try to use the word whom if you don't know how. You just look like a smug idiot. Besides, no one will have a go at you for not using whom if you use who instead.

  20. Artemesia

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    this is the worst video I have ever seem on this site

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