Does Not Compute: The Most Needlessly Sexual Asian TV Ads

AtheneApatouria

02/04/12 10:02 AM

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A K-1 Robot!

CoryBantick

01/24/12 05:00 AM

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This is my new favourite show. I'm loving Swaim.

Raynie

01/23/12 10:19 PM

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This is pretty hysterical, and has distracted me from any form of productivity. I loves it.

Also, Peter Chao is Canadian. He's from British Columbia.

kelseystatic

01/23/12 06:48 AM

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Love me some Swaim.

Scumgriever

01/18/12 03:39 AM

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This guy sux balls, soooo annoying. just the clips without the douche would be way funnier. We're geeks here, not morons.

kitty_91

01/09/12 05:15 AM

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The awesomeness and sheer hilarity of the last 30-something seconds easily overshadowed the rest of this episode.
Swaim, have my babies.

Gh00st

12/21/11 11:27 PM

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I'm sorry for saying this, but your just not funny to us non-nerds. Try to involve a wider crowd.

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   chrono420

   12/28/11 05:25 PM

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   Then go back to jerking off to football videos and never come back to this site.

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   mtownsend

   01/03/12 09:48 PM

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   You're on Cracked. We're all nerds. Just embrace it.

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   TylerM

   01/06/12 07:22 PM

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   You're on Cracked and you're not a nerd? f**k off, we don't like you. Come back when you've watched Star Wars a few times and made something of your internet self.
   
   I wash my hands of this.

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   Scumgriever

   01/18/12 03:40 AM

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   He's not funny to us nerds for life either.

Gh00st

12/21/11 11:26 PM

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Im sorry, I feel like a dick... but I just don't find you funny to us non-nerds.

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   gingasam

   01/17/12 04:32 AM

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   you bum hole

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   PyramidHead23

   01/18/12 05:13 PM

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   Nah. You just don't have a good sense of humor!

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   Rakmi

   01/20/12 06:29 AM

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   Us? So you're the official spokesman for all non-nerds?

Jewell234

12/20/11 04:34 PM

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Dear Cracked,

I wish you would upload videos to YouTube. Your video player sucks.

sylvan_surfer

12/07/11 03:45 PM

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haha loved the comment jokes at the end. By the way, the dialog is too fast so I'm constantly missing a few jokes. I rewinded and saw they're always top notch, but I messed them because you're burning too many jokes too fast, so I think you'd be interested in this kind of feedback. Anyway, you have a brave performance, sir, keep it up because you're in the road of masterdom.

Weedi

11/12/11 10:45 PM

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When the f**k is she going to finish that slice of pizza?

labattman

11/08/11 08:33 PM

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outsanding, once again.

MelloMuller

09/22/11 02:50 PM

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what was up with the raccoon with huge balls?

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   ScoPi

   09/29/11 05:24 AM

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   It's a tanuki. In Japanese folklore they have large testicles symbolizing good luck.

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   KoRnfan4life93

   11/14/11 01:00 PM

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   Japan is f*****g weird.... but awesome!

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   wings

   12/04/11 02:09 PM

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   I thought a big DICK was a symbol of good luck

jooboobilie

09/14/11 01:55 PM

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Get me the Emperor!

Snarkyone

09/12/11 02:35 PM

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Now I'll never be able to go into a McDonalds without sporting an erection.

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   natelyswhore

   01/16/12 09:38 PM

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   Could you before? Teach me your ways.

Ashtherion

09/02/11 04:25 PM

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Face it, Japanese mcdonald's blows anyone elses...uh, clear out of the water.

derelix

08/30/11 06:34 PM

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I'm not an a*****e you're an asshole. Asshole. EDIT PART 2: Wow then uncensor the word to make me look like an asshole.


EDIT: Not very consistent with the word asshole. Kind of strange. I could understand censoring the last two (because three assholes is just disgusting) but only the first? Asshole. EDIT PART 2: Wow then uncensor the word to make me look like an asshole.

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   Imperative

   09/06/11 02:44 PM

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   I think somebody's off their medication.

Dead.juice

08/15/11 06:59 PM

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I LOVE "Does Not Compute", I hope you never stop making these, I love every single one of them!

DavidMurray

08/15/11 12:38 PM

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you should have done (blank) instead and the new format is (sumthin). Swaim you are a (figure it out on your own)

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   AaronTalmaine

   08/15/11 09:45 PM

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   Oh my god! Mad Libs! I love these things! okay, okay....
   You should have done PASTA and the new format is PURPLE. Swaim, you are a POP CAN.

AboveGL

08/08/11 06:55 AM

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Michael Swaim, you're awesome. That's all.

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   CindreiaEurope

   02/04/12 01:09 PM

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   and hot