39 Astounding Celebrity (And One Cracked TV) Reboots

Featuring Joanna Angel.

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  1. M

    • 0

    Cool story. But next time, less plot, more porn star. Add me to the list of people who only watched after recognizing Joanna on the thumbnail. "Joanna looked old"? Try Joanna looked MILFTASTIC! I'd strap on for her any day! Joanna, I loved you in "Lights Out Lezbos!" Call me!

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  2. tykhjil

    • 0

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  3. tallchat..c0m

    • +1

    it says a lot about my character that I instantly thought "Is that Joanna Angel?" when I saw the thumbnail for this video.
    --->>>> BTW. check the club on my Name if you are over 5'9". It's a nice club for tall people to date. 3434343434

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  4. ThrashTheFash

    • 0

    Joanna Angel is the Queen of Punk Porn, excellant choice!

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  5. friskk

    • +1

    Joanna is so adorable...

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  6. GWENMiSCHiEF

    • -2

    joanna angel's face is so gross. i dont understand how she has such a following holy f**k

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    1. willdevictor

      • 0

      I think what you are not so cleverly saying is ... "OMFUG A JEW" and you seem jelly ... but, as a guy who knows nothing about porn or whoever she is ... looking at her face and then your picture ... I'd do the Jew first. At least she doesn't look like a drag queen.

    2. ThrashTheFash

      • 0

      You obviously have NO taste in women. And I agree with willdevictor, I'd take a hot old jew over an ugly man-like b***h anyday.

  7. vecuccio

    • -4

    I only just found out there used to be a magazine for 50 years called 'Cracked' - if this dire, dire video is anything to go by; it is no wonder it went out of business !

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  8. MrJohnSmith

    • 0

    officially the weirdest show ive ever seen

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  9. Anniezz

    • -1

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    1. willdevictor

      • 0

      sounds like a working class linkedin. or the worst specialty porn site ... ever.

  10. twoheadeddog

    • 0

    I love Joanna Angel. I vote for a series where each clip features a different porn star and cracked writer pairing. I'm thinking Gladstone and Sasha Grey, Seanbaby and Stoya, Christina H and James Deen... the list goes on.

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    1. Kwolfang

      • +3

      Ah yes, James Dean. His sausage rocked my world.......or was that Jimmy Dean?

  11. KerrB

    • +2

    looooong fingers

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  12. Lyhalan

    • 0

    Boots clash with my sweater vest! XD

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  13. MrDerpe

    • 0

    Swaim, you're what I imagine Ford Prefect from Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

    And that's hilarious.

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  14. AnthonyYeager

    • -3

    God damn Joanna looked old!

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  15. RobRober

    • -3

    how about having someone actually entertaining.

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  16. lawlercycle

    • +10

    only clicked this because i saw Joanna Angel. does that say something about me?

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  17. Constructicon

    • -4

    Gotta point out that the avatar for Joanna Angel isn't very flattering for her, you might want to pick something else.

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  18. AdelaideLynn

    • -7

    Who's joanna angel? Oh, and way to ruin your video. The last part was so lame.

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  19. sebastianhoward

    • +4

    What kind of microwave is that?

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  20. bolverkloki

    • 0

    lmfao. bravo sir. bravo.

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Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.

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