Dealing With The Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Bite

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  1. EdDeRs1

    • +1

    damm, those are some HOT zombie chicks

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  2. Some_Black_DUde

    • 0

    how it ALWAYS HAPPENS:
    there will always be a dumbass. never fails. but dread the day when u have the dumbass who gets bitten, and ur girlfriend tries to stop u.

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  3. origonalname112

    • 0

    could someone tell me who that super hot chick was?

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    1. homer_simps1

      • +23

      Michael Swaim

  4. JK_Troll_King

    • +1

    So, if he's been turned into a vampire, does that mean that he and whoever he bites will be safe from zombiefication?

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    1. EdDeRs1

      • +1

      well if u pay attention at the end he howles, so that means Zombie+Vampire=Werewolf

  5. 시분우.

    • 0

    Kill it ! Kill it with WATER !

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  6. LordSpade

    • 0

    It looks like one of these girls is playing Masuka's intern in Dexter.

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  7. JasonCrip

    • +1

    Holy s**t are those real?

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  8. Mechagnome

    • +6

    He's got swine flu! Shoot him!

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  9. YourRobotJesus

    • +3

    I love the character of Michael Swaim as played by Michael Swaim. It's like a hilarious version of the next door neighbor your unpopular childhood friend grows up to be.

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  10. krims

    • 0

    Just awesomely funny!!!

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  11. SarahKonen

    • +9

    LOL, DOB says BASHYOUROWNBRAINWITHTHEBUTTOFTHERIFLE! It comes out like super fast, lol that's hilarious

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  12. DHeadshot

    • 0

    Since when was DOB in TAM?

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  13. DanBCooper

    • +7

    The woman who plays "Ellen" is the hottest woman ever in a zombie movie.

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  14. The_Unoriginal

    • +2

    Shoot the bigot!

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  15. kbrown2225

    • +1

    This was hilarious, I actually showed it to my Organizational Behavior class before my lecture on how groups operate.

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  16. chrono420

    • 0

    I think Stefanie is crazy hot, in a nerdy sort of way. The kind of girl that is a shy good girl but then is a goddess in the bedroom.

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    1. JackM

      • +2

      I've dated a Stefanie-type and you're absolutely right about them. Good God, it was so worth taking a chance on the mousey girl in the library. Best decision I ever made during college. Not just for the sex either. They're kind, caring, loving in the extreme. Great to take home to meet the family and joys to have around on the holidays. Marry a Stefanie if you can.

      Rachel looks like the kind of girl a lot of my guy friends met at church, had to court for two years without so much as seeing the girl naked, married her... and then on the wedding night she turned into Jenna Haze. All kinds of fun. Just goes to show you: the quiet, unassuming ones are the freaks in the bedroom and the ones with an actual mind to engage with. Invest the time and effort and you'll have the most fulfilling relationships of your lives with them (and kids that are cuter than s**t).

    2. launchpad99

      • +2

      @JackM: TOTALLY FRAKKING TRUE.

  17. MissxMarionette

    • 0

    I like Swaim when he writes his stuff.. in person he just seems too.. awkward.. no offense swaim, i just get that feeling.

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    1. Bisomo

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      Actually Swaim was hilarious on the Adam Carolla Show..

  18. DerrickMcElroy

    • +1

    Swaim is hilarious! He should have his own show!

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  19. MorganHarris

    • +2

    Silly Chris. Should have killed everyone else and repopulated the earth with Ellen. Silly, silly Chris.

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  20. SovietCommissar

    • 0

    This is ridiculously awesome and/or hot.

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