4 Child Vloggers Who Make Us Fear For Their Future

Check out Michael's audio mash-up "Seinfeld Sucks", from Prushane12ForLeever.

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  1. OhMercyMe1

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    The one abotu the Britney Spears fanboy scared me. DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYES

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  2. samike1997

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    Was anyone else scared by number 1?

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  3. Bannef

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    I googled merkin... Really wish I hadn't.

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  4. Shadow9891

    • -7

    Hey everybody :) this video reminded me of many of my mental health issues, and how I do comedy videos on YouTube. I know us Cracked lovers hate spam, but this s**t is legit. Cracked inspired me to make these videos, and I really want people who like the same kind of humour as me to see them I've only posted one so far, but watch it, and please comment what you think of it. My YouTube username is jadesimpson

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    1. Shadow9891

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      Sorry I accidentally sent it my username is actually jadesimpson9891!

  5. Emjeah

    • +11

    Michael seriously your childhood photos are precious.

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  6. JetBlack138

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    supermac causes me stress. to define it...
    Stress-The confusion caused when one's mind overrides ones body's basic desire to choke the living s**t out of someone who deserved it.

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    1. GreekNinja15

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      you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

  7. Kaori242

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    Those pictures of little!Swaim were absolutely amazing.

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    1. silkenwool

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      They look like the fat singing child in the video's beginning.

      Not that you're fat Swaim, of course, you just . . . were. In the face, at least.

    2. DoctorCyclops

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      He's still got the kid face.

  8. DavidMurray

    • +1

    Is fred old enough to hate yet without seeming like a weirdo for hating a kid. At what point does it go from being annoyingly flamboyant, to funny. in anything i see him in i want to punch my own face. (oddly enough i dont want to film it I just want to forget why i am doing it)

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  9. JacobShepley

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    SM is basically a shaved squirrel with the gay gene cranked way up

    hahaha

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  10. DivergingUnity

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    The pictures of young Swaim were GOLDEN.

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  11. StarMliaDust

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    No Jesse Slaughter? For shame, Cracked. For shame.

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    1. ThatGuy12

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      This came out way before that video went viral

    2. Bettan

      • +1

      Jesse Who?

  12. zoop

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    The first one had me ROLFing! I miss Swaim.

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    1. A_Scottish_Dude

      • +4

      Rolling On the Laugh, Flooring?

  13. gabaca666

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    I can not f**king wait for the apocalypse

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  14. DUDEMANPIG

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    ladies and gentlemen. i regret to inform you that the hope of living and/or dying in a generation with good taste is dead.

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  15. koots

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    I was a socially awkward fat kid too, now i'm just a blocky weird adult with maybe one or two social issues or anxieties :D

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  16. evilmidget

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    ya know, the first time I saw "Justin Bieber", i thought to myself, "why the f**k is supermac on the cover of tiger beet?"

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    1. IvantheIdiot

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      I DID TOO. I saw him on a magazine cover and thought "Didn't I see this guy on a Cracked video?"

      #1 scares me.


  17. mhmmm

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    why the hell is supermac getting a 5 figure income!?

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    1. JetBlack138

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      how would anyone of his caliber get such money? extortion. That's right, he threatened them with polite conversation and scams their cash out of them xD

  18. DUDEMANPIG

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    so... is chris crocker a guy or a woman or a transvestite or some kind of scientific experiment gone wrong?

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    1. lydiabro

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      He's a gay man. He just wears make-up and has long hair.

    2. Psychofreak

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      I've decided he has a strange entertainment value.

  19. Hippohumper

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    Thank you Swaim, for reminding me of how worthless I might think my life is, there are many,many people who are inherently more f**ked up.

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    1. ConstantShifts

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      Despite this, in addition to their name actually being known by more than just their mom and childhood friend, I'm sure they make more money than you. Eh, all except the grown-up Fred and that sad, sad man living in his mom's basement.

    2. Constructicon

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      you don't know that constant, anyway your argument about fame and fortune being these people's advantage over Hippo is easy. THere is almost no one who is rich and famous who isn't more f**ked up than you. That's why they're there.

  20. purplekat747

    • -2

    one more reason for internet senorship!!!!!

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    1. ViolentTiger

      • +2

      You are another reason for internet censorship.

Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.

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