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  1. Redblackdragon

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    This actually has a bit of legitimacy as satire: It shows the distinct disadvantages of a team full of ex-convicts, which most movies completely ignore.

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  2. Zelderex995

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    That was awesome as hell.

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  3. Weedi

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    They sure raped that meteor.

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  4. AlexanderTurner

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    Heinken ads are loading, but my video isnt. Maybe I should find a great tasting beverage to consume with friends while it loads...

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    1. HurpaDurpa

      • +4

      water > Heineken

  5. dishler712

    • +5

    I'd go gay for Soren. He could rape me if he wanted.

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  6. F22rapter2468

    • +4

    Blackman was freaking HUGE!!! I'm convinced he could totally stop that asteroid with his fists...

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    1. sLeoni

      • +4

      He could rape it into submission.

  7. MissMaritime

    • +10

    New favourite word: rapestronauts.

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  8. KingWaste

    • +8

    I enjoy that they're all doing the same thing in the introductions

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  9. cgijohnny

    • +14

    "...and if I had a fifth word... it'd be rapist." best line!

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  10. badappl8

    • +4

    Rapestronauts will be the name of my garage band (I called it first).

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  11. Limontry

    • +11

    lol the only way Soren could be convicted of rape is if it's statutory...shit

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  12. NickyRiver

    • +2

    Bowie can hammer me anytime.

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    1. kiskanak

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      I can't believe somebody thumbs-down'ed this!!

  13. Chickadee

    • +18

    I full-screened this because of Soren. He's too beautiful for anything less.

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    1. xxCandyManxx

      • +6

      "Great! Is there anything else I should know about him?"
      "He is a PRooooud American."
      "Mhm, and?"
      "And has been convinced of rape."

    2. Nisse-Man

      • +15

      Wait... Someone convinced him to get raped?!

  14. Jimbomonkey1234

    • +26

    I don't think it's possible for Soren to be a rapist. Have you seen that guy? He can make a nun willing.

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  15. Wanderer

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    I was totally expecting the Russian chick to be set up as the obvious victim of multiple space rapes (thus making the team a truly terrible idea); when they noted that she was also a rapist I literally laughed out loud.

    Still worried about her, though. Maybe she could do a preemptive rape to make sure she establishes herself as no one to mess with early in the rapestonaut journey.

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  16. Deblootz

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    Maha. This was well done!

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  17. NoobReaper

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    Most rapes go unreported, those that are have trouble finding the bad guy, when you actually find them it's a pain to convict, and at the end only only around 2% get jail time, I may be wrong but it's still a pretty low percentage. (Feel free to find the actual number)

    That being said, if everyone on the team got caught, that would make the group as a whole pretty damn incompetent.

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    1. CharNobyl

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      Hey, if anything, that's a point in their favor. Would you rather trust a team of *veteran* rapists with...well anything?

  18. discdeath

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    Is it just me, or is that the Epic Meal Time guy?

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  19. viorab

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    "how do you think she got in a wheelchair"

    best part.

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    1. Cfhull

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      No, the part with Soren is always the best part.

  20. Admiral_Pancake

    • +14

    I was expecting the guy to rape the General when he looked back at the end.

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    1. Chickadee

      • +1

      me too!

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