The 7 Most Incredible Displays of Pointless Talents

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  1. BenEdiss

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    jake shima is amazing. take that BACK

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    1. Seethroughme

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      I have to agree. Jake Shimabukuro is absolutely fantastic.

  2. Crimsonhead

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    I call this the MEXICAN Helicopter!

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  3. Dirkin

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    this was way funnier than the later 'does not compute' episodes

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  4. ChrisThorpe

    • 0

    I PEN SPIN :)DOING THAT DURING CLASS AND THE TEACHER DESTROYED MY PEN :(

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  5. MostazaAlgernon

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    Agreed. f**k U2

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  6. Emjeah

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    I pick you Swaim kids got talent but I pick you.

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  7. Peregrine

    • 0

    Nice, Cracked. None of your videos work anymore. Fix them. Now.

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  8. Psychofreak

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    Anyone who thinks solving two rubix cubes while playing guitar hero on expert isn't marketable doesn't know what bored idiots will pay to see.

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  9. Psychofreak

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    Toby Turner's the fastest snapper.

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    1. Milovegas

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      I thought bobby badfingers was the fastest snapper

  10. greyrosie

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    jake is actually pretty cool.

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  11. Bass_Player01

    • 0

    Say what? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Instant mustache lolollololol

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    1. GreekNinja15

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      you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

    2. MutatedPear

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      GreekNinja, can you please stop posting this twat rot? I suppose you're spamming, but it doesn't matter: your little sentence or saying or whatever is about as amusing as spending a summer afternoon watching a field of daisies sway in the wind. Please piss off

  12. Shevanel

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    The sped-up Beatles song sounds like it belongs in a Passion Pit song.

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  13. bobbiwib

    • +2

    nothing wrong with ukeleles

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    1. purplehayes88

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      Agreed. I certainly wouldn't call it a 'pointless' talent =/
      Although I can't actually view that video, I recognised Jake Shimabukuru (if that's correct) in the picture and had to defend his name! I heard that about 6 years ago and I thought it was fantastic.

  14. Boothy

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    You'd think people that have that kind of coordination would play guitar or piano instead of spinning pens and gay ass acordians. if that kid played guitar he'd be a mad shredder.

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  15. youpoz

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    you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

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    1. MutatedPear

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      And you, sir, f$@k you too with this

  16. Redinkengineer

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    SO depressing. I miss this format.

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  17. CurlyBojangles

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    the j*panese song for the first video on #7 is "rival" by mintjam, for you weeaboos.
    I found it with the lyrics, damn I feel so accomplished. also I have no life. good video.

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  18. nzeid

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    there's no bucca de bepo in downtown skokie! nor is it scenic! but i still love that he mentioned it :D

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  19. xxR0ADKILLxx

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    i like the new format, but this is still incredible. the writing is incredible, and swaims timing and delivery is un parralelled

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    1. NickProteus

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      Amen to that. I just wish he'd make more. We haven't had a Does Not Compute or Cracked TV in what seems like forever. WE NEED OUR FIX, DROID!

  20. CypherAlmasy

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    The best line in this video has to be "I do this time" during the cone juggling bit. I chuckle every time.

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