8 Great Foods for Explaining Why The Terrorists Hate Us

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  1. Stormageddon

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    It's awesome that the worst thing he's ever done is also the funniest s**t I've EVER seen.

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  2. BeastmanAIDS

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    Haha, the Heart Attack Grill is four miles from my house...

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  3. foy2

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    The only thing harder than fruitcake is diamond encrusted fruitcake.

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  4. CircusOfTragedy

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    Come on, the Double Down was not the Devil-wich everyone claims it was!

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    1. Daviticus

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      True, but I tried one when it was briefly available here in Canada, and I'm afraid I was less than impressed. Too spicy.

  5. Heliarc

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    Anyone know the song at the end?

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    1. Zenobia

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      Genius of Love by the Tom Toms

    2. Zenobia

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      I mean Tom Tom Club. Sorry.

  6. sew2004

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    I don't care how many times I watch S.W.A.I.M. videos, I can't keep from laughing til I cry.

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  7. LilySkinner

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    I actually am hungry now

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  8. truelove

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    It's a nice place for people who wanna start a short-term relationship....no bounds or extremes in front of true love.
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  9. Boxpopper

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    Finally someone made the Whopper worth a shit.

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  10. ehrldawg

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    Swain!!SNL is calling!!

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    1. Icyblackkat

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      Gasp! How will they get a hold of him if they don't know his name? Side note, nothing can save that show, not even SWAIM.

  11. Audey

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    I had to watch this twice, just to understand this. It took me twice to figure out that Heart Attack grill was a real place. May God forgive us.

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  12. Trappy3010

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    I really hope that WATER was sprayed into that bucket at the end. xDDDD

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  13. Bannef

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    HAHAHAHAH "This is the worst thing I've ever done" - Michael Swaim. Wow. That's amazing. I'm not sure about the timing, but this from a man who ate Crisco straight from the can.

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  14. eaw62995

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    Michael looked like he was about to laugh when he was eating the chocolate covered chicken leg.

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  15. typical_michael

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    This is one of my favourites...S.W.A.I.M.-bot should do more pieces while drunk. Although, I am not sure why alcohol affects an android. Thats some advanced technology. And I can't express how much I appreciate the out-take at the end.

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    1. Daviticus

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      Never mind that, I thought androids didn't eat!

  16. InTheFace321

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    hahahahahaha this is awesome.....and really sus**ciously

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  17. Robson911

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    I'm scared that watching Swaim stuff his face is sexy to me.... has this video given me a new fetish?

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  18. glassy

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    pi

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  19. glassy

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    why does it censor sus**ciously?

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    1. mrawesomo

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      Because s-p-i-c is a racial slur against Hispanics.

    2. wings

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      its never too late to learn something new!

  20. glassy

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    sus**ciously

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Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.

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