The 6 Creepiest Videos Aimed at Children

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  1. Nova3000

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    Am I the only one that thinks claymation makes anything ten times more horrifying?

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  2. llosalbum

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    #1 is from The Adventures of Mark Twain and scary as hell.

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  3. GMe

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    I find it sadistic that the cow keeps insisting I breathe when I have seized up in such paralyzing terror that it is no longer possible.

    "Remember to breathe," she mocks, as the black spots dance across my vision.

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    1. BlaCKRod

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      Damn, I heard "Remember to breed" which made seeing the kids doing yoga while the guy was fondling them a LOT more scary

  4. Hatredy

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    So you have a lot of 'cock' issues. Also, no clips of anything could make you funny again.

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  5. katiedawkins

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    I'm 18 and that last clip scared the crap out of me. I almost starting crying when it cut to the demon... thingy..? :( What the hell was that from?!

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    1. bobbiwib

      • +2

      Is this a joke? I can't even tell

  7. RGF

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    The Wiggles bit is even scarier when you hear the sound.

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  8. MrDerpe

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    Can the rules of comedy tell us the joke that kills you if you hear it?

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  9. me25

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    And now I will never sleep again. Thanks a lot.

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  10. yomanpie

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    Boohbah show . they were suppose to be atoms. yup.

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  11. Jareth

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    holy f*****g shit!

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  12. Roseleaf

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    ...Still waiting for Swaim to make out with Dan some more.

    I am really become deprieved of the neccisary yaoi to sustain me.

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  13. Themanboyguy

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    OMG THE EGG THING SCARED ME SO BADLY. (Im putting on new underwear)

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  14. AwesomeJoe

    • +3

    I'm surprised Candle Cove wasn't on this list. Now that was a fucked up show...

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    1. katiedawkins

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      D:

  15. hsr4ever96

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    God, I'd completely forgotten Boobas until now........did I seriously watch that s*** as a kid? And WTF was that last clip?! THAT was aimed at CHILDREN?! Well, I mean, I suppose it could be...'Hey guys, take this clip of literally Satanic messages, shove it in the barrel of this shotgun and try to take down those kids over there.'

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  16. Bridie101

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    lol. I love this video but I do have to point out that the Wiggles don't actually look like that most of the time. They're real people and I guess someone decided to make horrifying puppet type things of them.

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  17. SergeantLuke

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    Remember to f*****g BREATHE? How stupid do they think kids are?

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  18. SapphyreCallahan

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    I am sooo glad you covered Boohbah. Scariest show I've ever seen... ever.

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  19. JeweledRose

    • +6

    Dang... I used to watch a show like #1 on Kids WB when I was younger... only went through half a season, and I never remembered the name of it, but it was creepy as heck and I'd like to watch it now that I don't have a bedtime (great thing about being an adult: can leave the lights on all night and are considered lazy rather than terrified XD)

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  20. Blazefina

    • +2

    That cow video is just funny

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    1. Constructicon

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      Might be concerned about someone who doesn't have any other issue with that video

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