The First Chapter of  Twilight As a Text Adventure Game

monicahahaha

12/26/10 05:20 PM

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do people really say "totes"? i'm a teenager, i've never heard anyone say totes before, just on this site when they want to make fun of teenagers/tweens...

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   wehttam449

   01/11/12 12:47 PM

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   It's an outdated joke, yeah. It was popular in the majority of teenager-with-a-vagina oriented internet usage back in the early 2000's. That's what someone who went to high school in that time period would imagine a stereotypical teenage girl sounds like.

tytoon

07/20/10 11:27 PM

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"our gay friend jacob, and our super gay freind edward"

pinkaie

05/26/10 02:00 PM

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It's funny, but I honestly couldn't get through it,

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JP5

02/23/10 10:22 PM

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Haha, nice. XD I wish we could actually play this!

ccricer

02/23/10 11:12 AM

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Comment on this video now to Open your Space Inventory.

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   taco6

   03/20/10 08:39 AM

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   Open space inventory

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   Atarii

   06/12/11 11:07 PM

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   Did that meme actually come from that one series of videos where a guy teaches you how to play fake video games?

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   Atarii

   06/12/11 11:10 PM

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   I suppose I should actually look at the video before commenting.

catrolean

02/22/10 07:32 AM

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nice job.

Masakri505

01/19/10 02:41 AM

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that b***h almost opeend the space inventory. totes gay.

FreeValidity

01/18/10 12:17 AM

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Niiiiiiicely done. TOTES TOTES TOTES. XD My female friends all use that word Ironically. "[...]Swoon... Then swoon again," was VERY funny. :)

happyheathen

01/16/10 09:01 PM

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I love the bit at the end with the thank yous, one of the people she mentions is "Her super gay friend Edward"

bobbiwib

01/04/10 09:50 AM

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ooh cody, a half decent contribution! my apologies, maybe videos are just more your thing...

text based adventure though? pretty sure brockway or swaim or gladstone or some other dude did that a few weeks ago...

flyinghigh18

01/01/10 03:59 AM

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This was the best episode of the whole "game help squad" series. Thia was really funny, please make more like this; break your promise! make a sequel!

Arayta

12/31/09 02:32 PM

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Wow I'm sorry but Cracked has got to have THE worst spam problem of any popular website ever. Just wow.

FloridaGirl

12/27/09 11:26 AM

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This was awesome, but most things making fun of Twilight are :)

kennyco

12/24/09 11:03 AM

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ahh nice to see the space inventory again xD

ElNimrodo

12/24/09 08:30 AM

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I'm wondering if the Space Inventory is just a running gag or a reference to something?

adventuremouse

12/22/09 07:50 PM

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nice, love the space inventory reference

Chojinra

12/22/09 09:53 AM

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Man, Cody. I really wish you'd stick to videos. It seems more your style (at least on this site).

Pretty good, by the way.

BGH122

12/21/09 11:25 PM

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Hilarious. I love the Game Helping Squad episodes. Cody -can- be funny.

Artichoke

12/21/09 06:38 PM

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as bad as cody is...i must say that this had me entertained. not that makes up for some of his other stuff, but its better. he should stick to videos.