Worst Morning Person Ever

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  1. rraacchh2

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    I laughed so hard at this because this is EXACTLY like me and my mom in the morning. I'm all "I'm up, I'm up". Two minutes later, I'm back asleep so I can finish my dream.

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  2. alismouha

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    1:44 "What do you mean this is a recording?,This is definitely me!"

    Best line,right after "Oh,That's me,that's Brian."

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  3. orlando_rocks27

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    Oh god, this is me in the morning. I have to rig like 3 alarms so I can't turn them off unless I'm fully awake. But my sleep-self is getting more and more clever everyday...

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  4. washbuckler

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    Best part : Yeah I'm awake... Now I'm Playing the piano!

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  5. lydiabro

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    That's me at any given morning.

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    1. lydiabro

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      Also, what's funny about this is that Brian has the waking ability to do all of that stuff, (cut out and tape made-up eyes on his face, create two video tape recordings meticulously put so that one would start after the other, and ask/hire some dude to be "Briam"), but he didn't have the strength to get dressed and go to work on a f**king moped.

    2. Eureka

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      Thanks for explaining the joke. I'm sure we all would be completely lost without your assistance.

  6. ccricer

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    Unless the the Bot is made out of, or powered by, actual Spam..it should stay the hell off the comments page. Spam Robots luv BriTANick!

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  7. Mastropiero

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    made me laugh out loud

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  8. Zeppelanoid

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    Holy crap there's a lot of adds in the comment section.

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    1. acci_dent

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      There's lots of ads in most Cracked comment sections.

  9. karimbadr

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    hahaa..funnyy

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  10. CitizenDildo

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    LOL story of my life. "I was just resting my eyes"

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  11. CitizenDildo

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    LOL story of my life. "I was just resting my eyes"

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  12. 32_20Blues

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    About time you bastards put out a new video. I miss the 5 Iron Frenzy song at the end though.

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  13. rubyamnesia

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    I am in LOVE with this video

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  14. shaolinmonk69

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    Dude Britanick kicks serious ass. grade a hilarious

    PS: if you advertisement/spam bot mother f**kers don't s...t...FU i'm going to stab you in face with a saudering iron!(i intentionally misspelled soldering iron to show how it sounds)

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  15. Wren

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    BriTANick is my favorite comedy team ever, no joke. Yet another genius skit. You take corny premises and run with them, sprint with them, go skydiving with them. I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES!

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  16. articdragone

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    Kinda corny, but still really, really good.

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  17. ash_stewart22

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    ha, this was actually really funny.

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  18. bigdaddyguido

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    I always love Britanick, to the max

    this was so ridiculously hilarious, the fake eyes, oh my god

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  19. RDean

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    The second he popped up with the fake eyes I cracked the hell up. Good show, good show. And then the classic old-school mini tape player decoy followed by the modern ipod-with-separate-speaker decoy. Good show!

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  20. d4nce

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    That was genius, I love BriTANick!

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