Most Baffling Christmas Song Ever (Courtesy of Bob Dylan)
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Zimmy's been f**king with us forever now. The Victoria's Secret deal? Come now. He's not even really trying to hide the fact that he's f**king with us. He's been f**king with us for about 20 years and shows no signs of letting up.
Replyalthough Modern Times was really good.
So much butthurt. He's a comedian. Don't like him? Don't watch.
ReplyAlso, this is only the second Gladstone vid I've seen, and there's soooo much anuspain in both. God damn, settle down, people.
Great stuff, although Dylan did convert to christianity
ReplyFUCK NICKELBACK!!! THEY SUCK ASS!!!
Replyalright, no Jew hating Hitlers this time around.
Replystill a lot of spam, though
Hey, relax tabikboom. I own every Bob Dylan album made and I can appreciate this.
ReplyI'm a bigger fan of HBN than I ever have been of Dylan. I just don't get his mumblely (mumbly?) appeal.
ReplySeconded!
Un-seconded. While I can admit that most of his 'mumbley' songs really don't appeal to me either, there's so much more to Bob Dylan. Most of his earlier stuff isn't like this at all (Lay Lady Lay or The Times They Are A-Changin', for example). I don't mean to start a whole essay, but a lot of Dylan's appeal is in his lyrics and originality, and the fact that he had "a voice that came from you and me".
g-stone, lets have a look at you next to bob dyaln,
Replyyes as i thought you suck.
yes bob may look like a crazy old man, singing christmas songs
but ohwell he is a living legend, and has such a great and storng back catalouge thet it really has no effect on true dylan fans.
and yes tabilkoom is correct you do have an annoying voice.
That song was...pretty darn terrifying. At least it wasn't "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" though. That would haunt my nightmares.
ReplyBy the way, dig the vest.
a bob dylan fan just told me my voice is annoying. wow.
ReplyThat... Has to be the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.
your voice is annoying. having a dig at bob.. nobody with integrity would do it, sure there are funny aspects to bob, he is a funny strange guy. and yeah he is taking on the tom petty look, he is also in his 70's give him a break about being not the most handsome man. basically there is a funny way to make humour out of bob and then there is the way which is completely self demoralising, take a guess at which you nailed. some people think this is funny, those people probably own the friends box set as well. and in case you weren't aware santa has nothing to do with christmas either, so by dissing the multiculturalism that Bob is promoting around christmas time, which a message of peace basically, you come across as real clever.
ReplyNice Fiddler On The Roof clip.
ReplyI personally liked it, I don't know what everyone else's problem is.
Ah, I hate "Must Be Santa" anyway
ReplyEh. Wasn't great. Was there nothing better to bash? This seems really obscure.
ReplyWhat??? Your a Mainer? Sweet a comedian from Maine who doesn't suck finally (Cough)Bob Marley(Cough). Im glad I live in Maine now.
ReplyI never understood the allure of Dylan. Or Christmas songs. This was a double whammy for me.
ReplyOh amen, PickledBeatnik a-f**king-men. I can't stand how many people of my generation (90's) have latched onto Dylan as if he's some sort of mythical saviour with words of wisdom to enlighten us all. Grow up! He's about as mystical as the ever vague Nostradamus and twice as vague.
Replyshaun if it were possible I'd hunt you down and completely humiliate you for your comment. Better yet, I'd hire someone to do it for me. Do you even know what talent looks like? Certainly not that diatribe Gladstone showed us that is Bob Dylan. Come to think of it, nothing Dylan has ever pumped out should ever have been considered talent. Christmas albums are a sure sign that a musician has hit certain, annihilating rock bottom.
Replyshaun if it were possible I'd hunt you down and completely humiliate you for your comment. Better yet, I'd hire someone to do it for me. Do you even know what talent looks like? Certainly not that diatribe Gladstone showed us that is Bob Dylan. Come to think of it, nothing Dylan has ever pumped out should ever have been considered talent. Christmas albums are a sure sign that a musician has hit certain, annihilating rock bottom.
ReplyI have seen the video which shows the most famous Christmas song titled Courtesy of Bob Dylan.I like the combination of lyrics and tunes of the given song.He might have made a bit of a cracked up video but you don't need to rag on him.It's like poking fun at the Beatles.All over performance rocks the music.
Replyproteinpulver