The 5 Most Baffling Moments from the New Moon Trailer
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Don't be so hard on Pattinson, he has specifically stated that he played the character as a self-hating manic depressive with severe issues stemming from being a 109-year old virgin.
ReplyI'm sure it all makes sense in context. And by "makes sense", I mean "is an ungodly clusterf**k determined to sodomize your frontal lobe without lube".
ReplyGladstone, you're too young to look shifty when talking about mid-life crises. Give yourself a break.
ReplyTwilight is a badly written teenage romance about a girl with suicidal tendencies who can't decide between necrophilia and bestiality.
Replyomfg that is some funny s**t! but id still do a vamp guy anyday
Yeah. So funny that it's been done already and has already gotten old.
New Moon has one major flaw, being a supernatural adventure it seems to be packed with too much of romance.I love the actors in Twilight.
Replyyou are the love of my life
New Moon has one major flaw, being a supernatural adventure it seems to be packed with too much of romance.I love the actors in Twilight.
Replyyou are the love of my life
Ed Cullen + no shirt = Female Mormons + book deal = terrifying.
ReplyEdward wants to get his hands on Bella's mammary glands.
ReplyThat would be awesome, considering mammary glands aren't boobs, they're what's inside of them. That would bring the horror factor of the whole "blood-craving beast of the night" up to a satisfactory high.
lydiabro, I would like your reply if Cracked had a like button. :D
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ReplyFirst of all the "guy" in white being killed is actually a girl and its from the movie "Bram Strokers Dracula"
What movie is that guy killing the other guy in white with a hammer and stake from?
ReplyThe best part about this video is your choice in liquor.
Replyhaha okey the Smiths scene was hilarious hahaha and yep, I agree Glad, Bella has a preference for getting mauled and bloodsucked to death. What's next? Gargoyles? Liches? Are we going throught the whole creep list in World of Warcraft? Talking about going extreme for love. If your one and only love is like hundreds of years old, then two things: you like old people who happens to be on the most dangerous beings in the world, not even in strenght, but in wisdom, like years and years of wisdom, and the old people you like is a just a little bit loser, for not having even a lover before... or, worse, there had been millions of Bellas before you, sweetheart... ha, Smiths and Hot Topic...
Replybut the smiths were sorta part of that whole gothic music, or basically they were the gothic music minus the gothicness. so BASICALLY the smiths plus vampires equals bauhaus
Replybut the smiths were sorta part of that whole gothic music, or basically they were the gothic music minus the gothicness. so BASICALLY the smiths plus vampires equals bauhaus
Replybut the smiths were sorta part of that whole gothic music, or basically they were the gothic music minus the gothicness. so BASICALLY the smiths plus vampires equals bauhaus
ReplyGladstone, this is your finest work.
ReplyGladstone, you're a machine. A comedy machine.
ReplyThe Smiths bit made me wake the neighbours. Nice touch. Between this and AofC, life is good.
Replythank god. cracked's been so slow and s**tty last few weeks.
Replyglad your back gladstone!!!
BiggusDiccus, comedy died at the exact moment that the cracked commenter collective decided that Swaim was the funniest thing going.
ReplyAnd it died hard.