The 5 Most Baffling Moments from the New Moon Trailer

imo he should've just said it was a cat that knocked over a vase and that made the loud noise.

11/21/2009 02:07:14 PM

Alexicon

why is the aspect ratio screwed up? i have a WS monitor but everything else looks fine.

11/21/2009 10:05:26 AM

hellblade

Haha, I forgot how awesome a movie Bram Stoker's Dracula was.

11/20/2009 06:56:18 PM

W35M4N

i kind of like twilight, but if someone can actually make fun of it without being racist or sexist, thats great and hilarious. WELCOME BACK HBN.also, gladstone has a tattoo on his hand.

11/20/2009 05:57:56 PM

Neolithicman

This might have been funny if Swaim had done it, but Gladstone, not so much.

11/19/2009 09:53:55 PM

happypants

Yay, Gladstone's back!

11/19/2009 02:29:57 PM

Ayleid

What do your neighbors say when you ask if you can use their kids to make a film for the internet?

11/18/2009 02:22:54 PM

ramenkingroshi

You looked a hell of a lot like Zachary Quinto at 1:50, G. Where did those eyebrows come from!?

11/18/2009 12:28:13 PM

Wrellis

Oh damn. I was sure it was Larry King goat.

11/18/2009 12:27:55 PM

Sgt.Grumbles

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11/18/2009 09:40:07 AM

bags852

Was that too mean? Sorry.

11/18/2009 09:32:59 AM

Mierdin

Personally, I think Twilight is ridiculous. So, if someone can poke fun at it in a cleaver, funny manner you have my digg. Welcome Back HBN.

11/17/2009 07:33:24 PM

MorticiaAddams

@jackpayne - it could have been internet delay. He was only off by three minutes, that's a s**tty point to quibble. @BiggusDiccus - you're retarded if you didn't realize he was specifically bashing the trailer. If he wants to bash Twilight as a whole, he can do it later. In a different article, meant specifically for Twilight as a whole.

11/17/2009 05:29:58 PM

ShadowedVirtue

Huh. I was looking forward to the return of HBN, but I expected it to be funny.

11/17/2009 01:48:32 PM

troll_alx

Funny how Biggus Diccus didn't even get the time right. Look at his comment, then the time it was posted.

11/17/2009 12:02:37 PM

jackpayne

Video was "meh", should've slammed the s**tfest that is Twilight more. Nice Morrissey/Smiths reference, though.

11/17/2009 11:56:32 AM

crazy8rgood

Video was "meh", should've slammed the s**tfest that is Twilight more. Nice Morrissey/Smiths reference, though.

11/17/2009 11:28:48 AM

crazy8rgood

You had a GOLDEN opportunity to SLAM Twilight and you wasted it with this high school AV club video. More pathetic however...are all the people that think this is funny. If this crap passes for comedy...the internet is officially dead. I am calling it...time of death 10:20.

11/17/2009 10:23:14 AM

BiggusDiccus

@LBH "Those new BMW ads would have made a nice addition to this. Those commercials disturb me in that I wonder what demographic the BMW exec.'s are trying to reach. Gay, teenage trust-fund babies? Do Twilight fans even have driver's licences?" Are you serious? BMW? You mean the VOLVO commercials? Do YOU even have a drivers license? LOL

11/17/2009 10:16:57 AM

BiggusDiccus

Nice to have you back, Gladstone

11/17/2009 08:19:30 AM

amez123

Those new BMW ads would have made a nice addition to this. Those commercials disturb me in that I wonder what demographic the BMW exec.'s are trying to reach. Gay, teenage trust-fund babies? Do Twilight fans even have driver's licences?

11/17/2009 07:44:44 AM

lbh

THE KING IS BACK

11/17/2009 07:31:32 AM

Code

G-stone is back! ohhh how I hate those numbers! keep them coming...

11/17/2009 07:11:09 AM

Meccone

Gladstone is back!..and all is right with the world...

11/17/2009 06:35:22 AM

Croooow!

excellent work, Gstone!!!

11/17/2009 05:20:22 AM

yesbutnotyou

I laughed. Good job.

11/17/2009 05:11:39 AM

GenericHuman

FUCK YES.

11/17/2009 04:28:21 AM

Batman?

Teenage girls,and probably women in general have pathetic tastes when it comes to entertainment.They don't seem to want new things,and are absolutely fine living in some kind of time warp.How else can you explain the massive success of crap like Twilight here and Sex and The City ???

11/17/2009 04:17:08 AM

sugreev2001

No! Twilight's going after werewolves next? Stem them before they completely destroy horror for the future generations! We must protect the children!

11/17/2009 02:32:32 AM

ub3rman123

yay! gladstone's back! and not dead! take that johnny!

11/17/2009 02:23:41 AM

lloydpp

Agents of Cracked is in full swing and Gladstone has returned for a new HBN season. We humble web-geeks are grateful for the bounty we hath received.

11/17/2009 01:09:38 AM

Dierdre

that guy is hardly a werewolf there is no full moon in sight there, he's more of an animorph

11/17/2009 12:43:27 AM

mazzypants

lol @hibiscus Do you read standing up??? Also I'm pretty sure Twilight doesn't count as actual reading. Besides it's a well known fact that reading or watching Twilight is grounds for immediate termination from Cracked. Great job though G-stone, even though all I know about Twilight is that I'm supposed to hate it I still thought this was hilarious.

11/17/2009 12:13:22 AM

cas6767

Gladstone, marry me.

11/16/2009 11:35:27 PM

freakette

It's so funny, Robert Pattison (sp?) himself detests the Twilight franchise. It's rumored that he's the one who leaked out one of SMeyer's book, thus costing her quite a pretty penny. He himslef has stated that he only took the role to meet the girl playing Bella. Twilight stinks and only reinforces tweenage'd girly stupidity. Snarking aside, great vid, Gladstone. I'm glad HBN is back, you're a really clever (or at least deceptively eloquent) guy. :D

11/16/2009 10:25:16 PM

Zephronias

Goddamnit! Where is Blade when you need him?

11/16/2009 10:21:36 PM

jballard

I am an avid reader and read Twilight hoping it would be as good as everyone said it was. The first was horrible and I even read the other three in the belief it could only get better than the first (I was sadly mistaken). It was absolutely horrible, to the point I truly hoped Edward would die and take the book with him. I would say plot, but I do not think it is possible to kill something that never existed. I am a young female and the typical audience you would assume would enjoy the book, and do enjoy s**tty romances once in a while, but this book was absolute crap. The reason I believe I hate the book is the sheer fact I am not retarded. Seriously, a friend of mine who can barely read (she has to be at least borderline retarded - though I do love little Mungo) and hates to read actually enjoyed the book. That alone is enough for me to know this is the crappiest book ever written... including the story Gladstone wrote on used toilet paper. By the way, where as Twilight may be a masturbatory aid for some female, I totally get off to watching cracked videos. If I could swing a four-way with Gladstone, DOB and Swaim I would die happy.

11/16/2009 10:19:03 PM

Theenie

That was funny... I chuckled out loud. (col?)

11/16/2009 09:47:28 PM

Starbite

f**k damn you made my day with this.

11/16/2009 09:23:46 PM

Morreh

Oh this is so f**king sad. Why on earth are people in this comments section rationalising the turgid dross that is Twilight? We get it, you're young and female and since it's essentially an extended young females' masturbatory aid you're it's target audience, but honestly, did you expect to see Gladstone, and internet comedian, give a fair and detailed evaluation of Twilight as a whole? Taking in the many, many, almost Shyamalanian twists, the Tolkienesque narrative and the bleak and original Jamesian supernatural love affairs which so obviously possesses (it super-duper does and if you claim that it makes about as much sense as religion then I'll cry and plug my ears)?

11/16/2009 09:23:09 PM

BGH122

One of the better HBNs. Good job, GStone.

11/16/2009 09:11:54 PM

BloodnThunder

You're in for more pain, wren. I explained in Season 2 finale that this show would be doing a lot less cable news. Also, I did the first HBN on Twilight before the movie ever came out so its not really bandwagon jumping.

11/16/2009 09:07:31 PM

G-Stone

You're in for more pain, wren. I explained in Season 2 finale that this show would be doing a lot less cable news. Also, I did the first HBN on Twilight before the movie ever came out so its not really bandwagon jumping.

11/16/2009 09:04:38 PM

G-Stone

You're in for more pain, wren. I explained in Season 2 finale that this show would be doing a lot less cable news. Also, I did the first HBN on Twilight before the movie ever came out so its not really bandwagon jumping.

11/16/2009 09:00:51 PM

G-Stone

Twilight really sucks. It's very badly written and lacks all creativity and it doesn't deserve it's popularity. There's something really wrong when the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is forever lost to cult fans and yet this movie get's a sequel one year after the first one get's out. It's really just not fair.

11/16/2009 09:00:05 PM

mr1swift

I knew Robert P. looked familiar. I totally agree. He was adorable as Cedric in Harry Potter. This twilight thing is a bad move for his career.

11/16/2009 08:57:04 PM

Noirakita

You're in for more pain, wren. I explained in Season 2 finale that this show would be doing a lot less cable news. Also, I did the first HBN on Twilight before the movie ever came out so its not really bandwagon jumping.

11/16/2009 08:56:33 PM

G-Stone

Except for the bit about the pubes, this was weak. Stop jumping on the anti-Twilight bandwagon and bring us the quasi-obscure news stories we know and love.

11/16/2009 08:54:27 PM

Wren

What the FUCK is a Twi-Hard!?!

11/16/2009 08:39:42 PM

HecksYeah

I am by no means a twi-hard, but I do actually like Twilight. However, I like to book, not the movie. Since I have great disdain for the first movie I figured that I would love this clip, especially since it's Hate by Numbers. However, I didn't think this particular episode was funny at all. If anyone actually took the time to read anymore, instead of sitting on their lazy bums 24/7, then the trailer would actually make sense. To anyone who has read all 4 books, it would definitely make sense. However, to someone that just watched the first movie, of course it would be baffling. I know no one wants to hear this rant, but here are the issues with his comments about the "baffling" trailer. 1. Jacob is not a werewolf. He is a shape shifter, therefore, normal werewolf "roles" do not apply to him. His people have just chosen the shape of the wolf, but they are in no means related to the evil werewolf. 2. Edward wants to die because he believes that Bella is already dead.

11/16/2009 08:15:54 PM

hibiscuslc

Clearly the foremost error in that film is that they didn't hire Glad-money to play the Wolf-man. Of course, that would have required tweaking the plot so that the werewolf was less of a good looking pubescent boy and more of a bitter drunk, yelling "The author is dead!" in every scene.

11/16/2009 07:41:16 PM

BrosephStalin

Clearly the foremost error in that film is that they didn't hire Glad-money to play the Wolf-man. Of course, that would have required tweaking the plot so that the werewolf was less of a good looking pubescent boy and more of a bitter drunk, yelling "The author is dead!" in every scene.

11/16/2009 07:29:30 PM

BrosephStalin

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11/16/2009 07:13:59 PM

Sirbeg

Fucking Twilight!

11/16/2009 07:10:14 PM

1337_5K1LL5

I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. SEE. THIS. SHIT.

11/16/2009 07:09:59 PM

1337_5K1LL5

I always feel like gladstone is trying too hard.

11/16/2009 06:53:12 PM

trademen

Argh, I love Panic!

11/16/2009 06:52:56 PM

GlassMoon4608

Nice video, Gladstone. You worked the clips into this episode really well.

11/16/2009 06:10:08 PM

MaryPoppins

YAY! Gladstone! Don't pull any punches! Let loose, Gladstone! I really like your stuff! The best is yet to come!

11/16/2009 06:01:03 PM

Progman3K

Pedgegrow, I was just asking that to get Smith's ideas. I tried many songs. Panic was funniest. Half a Person came close.

11/16/2009 05:43:24 PM

G-Stone

You know, G, I was thinking this was a prime HBN...then I got to the end and didn't see any mention of how my love and devotion has kept you going. No Digg for you.

11/16/2009 05:39:44 PM

nerdlette

Pedgegrow, I was just asking that to get Smith's ideas. I tried many songs. Panic was funniest. Half a Person came close.

11/16/2009 05:36:32 PM

G-Stone

I loved this so much, I went off and briefly glanced at Gladstone's Twitter page to see if he had any witty observations about life. And guess what! He has been asking what The Smiths's most famous song is. And Panic (as featured in the video) seems to have won. This is a grave injustice towards This Charming Man, How Soon Is Now?, and, to a lesser extent, There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.

11/16/2009 05:15:03 PM

Pedgerow

Kiss you? Youve slowly humping your way through the entire monster kingdom. I wouldnt even stake you with someone elses hammer. Fucking classic!

11/16/2009 05:08:06 PM

Evil-Pikachu

Great to see you back! I was getting a little tired of the "agents of cracked" thing. Sure, it was funny, but it didn't cater to us curmudgeons!

11/16/2009 04:45:41 PM

jaybee83

everybody saying that "they had a great chance to rip on Twilight but failed" is a retard. Can you guys read? This is a list of the 5 most baffling moments from the t-r-a-i-l-e-r. Not the movie. Not the books. The trailer.

11/16/2009 04:42:32 PM

serfis

I hate twilight so goddamned much. Nice video, buddy.

11/16/2009 04:36:32 PM

SpaceMonkey001

GLAAAAAAADSTOOOOOOOONE

11/16/2009 04:34:47 PM

TrogdorRules

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11/16/2009 04:34:26 PM

kaly76hummer

Oh Gladstone... you make me love you.

11/16/2009 04:33:59 PM

SystemError

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11/16/2009 04:32:32 PM

kaly76hummer

WHO THE FUCK TOLD GLADSTONE TO BE LIKE SWAIM? No. NO. Swaim is Swaim, Gladstone is Gladstone. Unless you're proposing a super-Cracked-columnist built out of the limbs of every single of one of them (Cody can be a toe), DO NOT MERGE THEM TOGETHER. By the way, someone go to each columnist's house and get a limb from them. Don't forget to communicate! We can't do anything with five left arms. ... Or can we?

11/16/2009 04:13:07 PM

Tartra

Hey, I was right. Anyway, can't wait for the rest of the new season.

11/16/2009 04:11:40 PM

Jhnbytwoo

it was alright...ya coud've done much better but i forgive you. :) Also, why in the name of Jesus Christ did they have to give Edward a hair horn...it wrecked the whole goddamn movie.

11/16/2009 03:58:55 PM

Souljapigeon

Best one yet. Awesome, Gladstone.

11/16/2009 03:53:27 PM

CatJumpJohn

don't listen to them please it was awesome ... thank you so much for bringing back the vampire thing thank you thank you thank you

11/16/2009 03:48:19 PM

whitenerd

ATTENTION BIGGUSDICCUS!!! Please remove your c**k from your mouth. This is very bad for your back, causes your back to have problems, and makes you gay. No one is impressed, you're a retard, and you should just shut the f**k up, jump into a fire, and die. Seriously, f**k you.

11/16/2009 03:41:34 PM

CohibaMan

ATTENTION ANYONE THAT THINKS THIS VIDEO PASSES AS HUMOR!!! Please step away from the computer, go outside and interact WITH REAL PEOPLE. If you think this lame ass video was at all funny, then you have the personality of a gerbil on haldol. Seriously, it's retards like you that keep the Wayan's brothers making movies. This was weak, and the problem (one of many) is they had the perfect opportunity to RIP on twilight, and this POS was the best they could do? EPIC, TOTAL, COMPLETE F A I L

11/16/2009 03:14:48 PM

BiggusDiccus

Holy s**t, Cracked videos just aren't funny, they had a perfect chance to s**t all over Twilight and failed...

11/16/2009 03:01:14 PM

ZeppzoIV

Welcome back Gladstone.... funny as always!

11/16/2009 02:48:15 PM

thalliadruid

KILL IT WITH FIRE

11/16/2009 02:44:01 PM

spooky767

A new Twilight movie...Cracked staff will be busy obsessing for years to come.

11/16/2009 02:42:58 PM

howler24

Fuck Twilight... FUCK TWILIGHT! Fucking hate it so much. Fuck Twilight...

11/16/2009 02:30:41 PM

o-o

Someone is advertising for an online rich dating site __"S u ga r lo ves-com" I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soul mate club advertisers you need to stop!IT is a controvercial site for high quality singles!!

11/16/2009 02:29:54 PM

wetnight

I totally agree with Railu... this could not possibly have been funnier. My favorite part was the whole damn thing.

11/16/2009 02:09:07 PM

FloridaGirl

Awesome! I especially liked the Dracula-with-inappropriate-music callback.

11/16/2009 02:02:37 PM

LightningLice

G-Stone, I think you've got the humor down, but your delivery just always seems kind of contrived. You're acting too much, try to be more natural, like Swaim in SwaimTV. Maybe you should stick to writing instead of videos. I don't know though, other people seem to like it I guess. Just trying to offer constructive criticism rather than baseless insult throwing like some other people.

11/16/2009 02:01:47 PM

Avalon9

Gladstone's back! Nice work G-Man.

11/16/2009 01:52:07 PM

cutitdown528

haha! gladstone returns like a conquering king who only spews negativity and humor.

11/16/2009 01:41:35 PM

theamazingape

haha! gladstone returns like a conquering king who only spews negativity and humor.

11/16/2009 01:36:57 PM

theamazingape

Dude, is that a spray painted glue gun?

11/16/2009 01:24:12 PM

tafferboy21

OMFG. I have never laughed this hard at one G-Stone's videos. He knocked this one out of the park.

11/16/2009 01:22:41 PM

Railu

finally HBN is back. personally, i hate the f**king neighbor kid. hopefully he's dead now so he can't drag your videos down with pointless side stories any longer. stick with skewering the topic at hand and you can't go wrong. overall, funny stuff here.

11/16/2009 01:22:05 PM

BobbyD84

G-stone - look man, it's cool. We already know that you love yourself some Twilight. Bucholz told us EVERYTHING back in August right here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-a-twilight-mmo-would-be-the-most-horrifying-thing-on-earth/ . It's okay though. We still quite enjoy your work regardless.

11/16/2009 12:54:04 PM

CohibaMan

You've got the goods Gladstone. The goods being my nads, you've got my nads.

11/16/2009 12:29:34 PM

dankwad

F-f-f-f-uckyeah!

11/16/2009 12:29:31 PM

Capitanhammer

And to think that an 8-year old boy was a hitman for Ted Turner.

11/16/2009 12:27:46 PM

AbeWashington

lolz Gladstone. You're my new hero for shooting that kid, because I'm bitter and hate children.

11/16/2009 12:22:10 PM

RammsteinFoSho

Monty Python references invalidate every opinion you have. In case you didn't know.

11/16/2009 12:12:43 PM

popmaker

Gladstone making fun of the Twilight 'saga'? Fuck yeah! awesome work :)

11/16/2009 12:08:25 PM

kinkachu

yo gladstone, you should take acting lessons, you're funny as hell but you're delivery sucks more than my grandmother's sweaty ball sack does after a price is right marathon.

11/16/2009 12:06:30 PM

dwpace

WE PASSED!

11/16/2009 12:05:49 PM

G-Stone

Hi, G-Stone, glad to have you back. The original Bela Lugosi bit was my favourite bit of HBN, and this is a great capper. Keep 'em coming!

11/16/2009 12:03:25 PM

JamesD.

This was just OK...it looked like something put together by a high school kid...not to insult high school kids. There were a couple ok lines, but I would defineatly like to have this 4 minutes of my life back...not a good trade. And seriously, it might be better if you didn't act like you think you are funny...cause you aint. I have not been on cracked for more than a month or so, but the jokes and articles seem pretty weak, and the craptions - pretty much the first person to post something seems to win...despite there being 20 funnier comments posted later. I give this video and the entire cracked site a D+.

11/16/2009 12:02:43 PM

BiggusDiccus

Twilight fan here, please don't hate. Aside from a couple of things that made it clear you didn't actually read the texts, your video was hilarious. I particularly liked the drunken facebook scene in the woods, very clever. Keep up the good work, G-Stone!

11/16/2009 11:28:43 AM

ShadowedVirtue

@cracked Why are all the videos displayed in too wide of a screen? This video and that last harvard sailing team video are skewed.

11/16/2009 11:23:09 AM

Cigar

@Zombie. He said "oww, my eye!" Also , trivia -- its actually the same sound clip from psychic kids when i hit him in the eye wih a rock.

11/16/2009 11:20:28 AM

G-Stone

No, G-Stone. I know what Johnny said when he shot you, but what did he say when you shot him? Or did he say anything at all? Or am I just imagining that he said something (like "Agghh, now my nads will never drop)?

11/16/2009 11:17:53 AM

Zombie Hobbit

Twilight sucks so much. Hi Nadia :)

11/16/2009 11:16:29 AM

TwoHourMotel

'nd that's all....Walk it off, you baby....' Bahahahha.

11/16/2009 11:05:57 AM

DangerChocomog

If you don't watch it, you can't complain about it. Judging a book by it's cover; FOR SHAME.

11/16/2009 10:49:37 AM

Coconut

Huh. I'm glad I gave you another shot, G-Stone, cos that episode was the bee's knees. Keep this up and I'll have to stop dropping a voodoo of you down a well at midnight each evening! Cheers!

11/16/2009 10:48:10 AM

LordChristo

I like The Smiths...

11/16/2009 10:46:10 AM

Dilemma

A clip from Kung Pow would have been more fitting for the "Punch a hole through my chest" part. Nicely done. Glad to see you're back.

11/16/2009 10:45:14 AM

Perfekt_Spellar

That ending was terrible..I will give you a thumbs up for the Dark older men bit.

11/16/2009 10:44:51 AM

Ice9

im glad ur back and alive! ur cyanicism makes me smile:-D only thing is wats with the gun? your not the nostalgia critic g-stone, u dont need to be violent to be funny. Am looking forward to some more:-D

11/16/2009 10:42:59 AM

lex101

im glad ur back and alive! ur cyanicism makes me smile:-D only thing is wats with the gun? your not the nostalgia critic g-stone, u dont need to be violent to be funny. Am looking forward to some more:-D

11/16/2009 10:40:01 AM

lex101

Yay! G-Stone's back!

11/16/2009 10:28:48 AM

Numzy

don't worry, there are gonna be 2 more movies you get to make fun of. since the twilight series was books first, and since these two movies are clearly sooooooo popular with the girls, the other two are bound to be just as dumb and sappy and "dark" i read the books and thought they were ok, but wouldnt read them ever again and i wont ever watch the movies.

11/16/2009 10:25:05 AM

ChipChap

I love you because you complain about Twilight/New Moon. Seriously, I'm not even gonna bother wathcing those movies, everything about them seems so... A bunch of words which will not make it through the word filter.

11/16/2009 10:14:32 AM

Signe

"Walk it off. . . ." Yay!!! Welcome back! Not a fan of Twilight, so much of this was lost on me, but a rehash of the Bela Lugosi version of Dracula with The Smiths (instead of Kansas) was awesome!

11/16/2009 10:06:06 AM

mournblade

"Once black never back lagoon" Awesome.

11/16/2009 09:57:14 AM

A-Ron

Sorry. I love Twilight. DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!!! No but really. I do love it and you're still funny and I love you too. Just not as much as Rob Pattinson. p.s. does anyone know the name of the song he plays at the end of every episode?!?!?

11/16/2009 09:49:37 AM

VivianLaRouse

Lols were had.

11/16/2009 09:46:31 AM

DraconianKing

Welcome back Gladstone.

11/16/2009 09:46:31 AM

ostrichlord1123

Damn, G-Stone beat me to it! This is a brilliant wall... Now I'm wondering if Gladstone's newest 2 posts were intentional...?

11/16/2009 09:46:31 AM

Jesus469

Now, was Swaim's double post intentional as a way of commenting on G-Stone's ridiculous number of posts saying the same thing, or are the computers at the Cracked offices just f**ked?

11/16/2009 09:44:44 AM

Jesus469

Mike, did you write that twice as a joke or is the same thing that's 3peating my comments repeating yours? Also, I really hope this doesn't appear 3x. Btw, I hope you're enjoying today's epi brought to you in "fat-o-vision." Teh epi was inexplicably stretched. You should really try it for Cracked TV. Everyone's doing it.

11/16/2009 09:40:36 AM

G-Stone

Yes, the computer doubled my comment. Also, it's really sad that the last 9 comments are us (ten if this one is doubled). Someone else should really comment here.

11/16/2009 09:40:12 AM

MichaelSwaim

missed you gladstone

11/16/2009 09:39:57 AM

direwookiee

Mike, did you write that twice as a joke or is the same thing that's 3peating my comments repeating yours? Also, I really hope this doesn't appear 3x. Btw, I hope you're enjoying today's epi brought to you in "fat-o-vision." Teh epi was inexplicably stretched. You should really try it for Cracked TV. Everyone's doing it.

11/16/2009 09:38:32 AM

G-Stone

'Johnny's made of tough stuff. I wouldnt be so sure he's dead.

11/16/2009 09:36:53 AM

G-Stone

ALL RIGHT WAYNE, WE GET IT!

11/16/2009 09:34:33 AM

MichaelSwaim

ALL RIGHT WAYNE, WE GET IT!

11/16/2009 09:34:15 AM

MichaelSwaim

'Johnny's made of tough stuff. I wouldnt be so sure he's dead.

11/16/2009 09:32:36 AM

G-Stone

'Johnny's made of tough stuff. I wouldnt be so sure he's dead.

11/16/2009 09:27:49 AM

G-Stone

'Johnny's made of tough stuff. I wouldnt be so sure he's dead.

11/16/2009 09:25:12 AM

G-Stone

Good opening for this season. This recent vampire fa***try is so easily ignored I almost wish they would make more, just so Gladstone could.

11/16/2009 09:25:08 AM

mGolos

'Johnny's made of tough stuff. I wouldnt be so sure he's dead.

11/16/2009 09:21:50 AM

G-Stone

Never had, never would watch Twilight. Gladstone killing a kid is more interesting on a 1,000 different levels anyway. You go boy!

11/16/2009 09:17:33 AM

crackcorn

I love it when Twilight gets bashed.

11/16/2009 09:16:25 AM

Swizzy

I'm a vampire. I'm so complex.

11/16/2009 09:08:05 AM

Ducain

Gladstone just hated his way into my heart.

11/16/2009 09:03:37 AM

platonic

Gladstone is back and ripping on Twilight? My day just got that much better.

11/16/2009 08:59:31 AM

Ironmallet

Gladstone is back and ripping on Twilight? My day just got that much better.

11/16/2009 08:59:23 AM

Ironmallet

Gladstone is back and ripping on Twilight? My day just got that much better.

11/16/2009 08:58:24 AM

Ironmallet

Hahahhahahahahah, awesome. Good to see you back.

11/16/2009 08:51:24 AM

MichaelFurlong

lol drunk facebooking.... typical. loved the new hbn, keep it up g-stone!

11/16/2009 08:42:56 AM

jsbls

Thank God, Gladstone's back! The video section will be worth watching again!

11/16/2009 08:29:13 AM

Awesomebody

Yes, finally a new episode.

11/16/2009 08:18:30 AM

The_Prophet

The werewolves could be CK models, except they're way too ethnic for that. CK and A&F only hire models who are sour-cream white, everyone knows that

11/16/2009 08:00:00 AM

techwiz81

He said, "that's payback, Gladstone"

11/16/2009 07:52:06 AM

G-Stone

He said, "that's payback, Gladstone"

11/16/2009 07:51:07 AM

G-Stone

G-STONE IS BACK! All is right in the world And to top it all off, I was being serious when I said that. I love hate-by-numbers. And to top it all off again, he shot a kid. Sweet! Question: What did the kid say when you shot him the first time? I can't make it out.

11/16/2009 07:47:33 AM

Zombie Hobbit

this made my day.

11/16/2009 07:44:59 AM

MR_TD

A fantastic return, I laughed out loud several times, good to have you back with a new series!

11/16/2009 07:41:40 AM

Lihiro

Damn it I thought it was Fergie.

11/16/2009 07:19:29 AM

JinJolly

Glad to have you back Gladstone. By the by, is having a drinking problem a prerequisite to being a writer/working for Cracked?

11/16/2009 07:12:37 AM

LilMcGil

pattinson has to be one of the ugliest fudge packers ive ever seen good lord what an emo whore

11/16/2009 07:11:00 AM

moocow

OMgosh dude is it the 20th yet??? I just cant wait dude. RT www.online-privacy.at.tc

11/16/2009 07:06:33 AM

jtweezo

SWAIM WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!

11/16/2009 07:04:18 AM

moogirl226

Hey it's my favourite little f*g boy Jew. Still got that irrational fear of group showers and easy bake ovens? Keep it up and remember NO GAY!

11/16/2009 07:03:57 AM

Doctorchaos

Welcome back G-Stone. Enjoyed HBN like usual.

11/16/2009 06:57:29 AM

GrimScorpio575

meh, New Moon deserves more hatred

11/16/2009 06:50:49 AM

WetKant

Loved it. Seriously. Robert Pattinson totally has Morrisey hair. I always assumed it was James Dean hair. Though, with that kind of singing, I kind of wish Bela Lugosi and the Smiths mixed more often. Because that would be hilarious. Total agreement on the future of Bella boning every species of monsters.

11/16/2009 06:43:19 AM

Lauralita

G-Stone, you are a god. Seriousley, I want to have your babies. Or... Something like that...

11/16/2009 06:41:14 AM

The_Prowler

Welcome back Gladstone. We missed you.

11/16/2009 06:39:39 AM

zaphod_209

Is it just me or is Gladstone the most annoying meber of the Cracked staff??

11/16/2009 06:34:04 AM

djmerc

Wait didn't the neighbor kid get revenge on Gladstone when he glued himself to the green screen? Man that kid has issues. Loved how you shot him repeatedly by the way. Really funny. I'll have to see what my girlfriend thinks of your arguments about Twilight. Personally I think you're onto something with that whole monster kingdom thing.

11/16/2009 06:27:41 AM

InuGhost

I seriously laughed man. Keep it up.

11/16/2009 06:23:35 AM

Lolwaticus

Wouldn't stake you with someone else's hammer... HAH! Pretty good. Unfortunately, I'm still going to have to sneak into this one, to see werewolves killing vamps.

11/16/2009 06:22:10 AM

Chojinra

Loved the whole "Werewolves turn into beasts with claws, not Calvin Klein underwear models." XD Gave me such a giggle, glad to see Gladstone back.

11/16/2009 06:13:35 AM

Alyssa~

Awesome

11/16/2009 06:05:42 AM

Callum828

Take more time off next time. The first episode back from a break is suppose to be somewhat creative.

11/16/2009 06:04:34 AM

NickCagesucks

WELCOME BACK!!!

11/16/2009 05:56:47 AM

OriginalDavid

I completely agree. If he's supposed to be over 100 years old, he shouldn't be acting like a teenager. What a crappy movie and an even dumber series.

11/16/2009 05:49:37 AM

Onodera

The "Carry On Wayward Son" joke was better, but even so. Rawk.

11/16/2009 05:41:09 AM

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11/16/2009 05:40:35 AM

Sirbeg

Gladstone's back! I shall have a great day at work thanks to your video. Now I have even more ammo against the twitards I work with.

11/16/2009 05:38:34 AM

LucieFurr

I. Will read all of the Twilight Books. DO NOT TRY TO STOP ME! I have to do this. It's a coming of age thing.

11/16/2009 05:33:32 AM

Silverbolt

I want your babies, Gladstone! Great vid!

11/16/2009 05:23:57 AM

shiranaru

"Walk it off, ya baby."

11/16/2009 05:23:31 AM

Electric i

Great job! Glad you're back with HBN.

11/16/2009 05:16:52 AM

VasqAl

ah yes..nicely done!

11/16/2009 05:15:36 AM

The_Rooster

loved it ! glad to know you're back !!!

11/16/2009 05:15:04 AM

mataka16

Great ending! Glad to see you've come back!

11/16/2009 01:38:21 AM

lady_1304

Great ending! Glad to see you've come back!

11/16/2009 01:37:40 AM

lady_1304

You're the man, Gladstone. I think you could have found more ridiculous things in that trailer, though.

11/16/2009 01:27:20 AM

follicleman

I LOL'ed at the Harry Potter reference. This was pure gold Gladstone.

11/16/2009 01:11:57 AM

shellylou