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02/05/12 07:34 PM

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01/30/12 06:08 PM

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Michael is oddly skilled at humming the x-men theme song. All my attempts to replicate him have failed..

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   Malfeasinator

   01/31/12 09:07 PM

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   f**k yooooooooooouuuuuu

Anniezz

01/03/12 06:18 PM

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JesseClark

12/22/11 10:36 PM

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Wait so if Swaim poses a threat to anyone including himself, Dan is supposed to blow his head up to... save... him? What?

JesseClark

12/22/11 10:31 PM

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Seriously, f**k that grid.

Bannef

12/09/11 03:27 PM

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California is so cool, NYC won't let us buy "realistic" looking guns (not orange, pink or white as far as I can tell) anymore. Unless those are actually their Cracked issue???

kyoshin

11/25/11 05:31 PM

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Afterhours will have to get some new people.

molegoddess

11/18/11 11:31 AM

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That was the most awesome fight scene ever put to film.

HenryWigg

10/16/11 03:29 PM

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Seriously. Where the hell can I buy a pair of shades like Michael's?

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   Donnelly182

   11/29/11 04:02 PM

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   Dude, just go see a 3D movie in the Cinema. You get 'em free. Or I bet you can get a pair off eBay for like $2.

beebopbuttskins

10/03/11 08:14 PM

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dan o'brian is sexy mmmm mmm mmm :)

runujhkj

09/30/11 06:34 PM

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10 dead things about Michael Swaim. Every- all of them. Everything.

ArchBishopofHH

08/07/11 07:24 AM

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Michael is oddly skilled at humming the x-men theme song. All my attempts to replicate him have failed

AbstemiousDrunk

07/27/11 07:03 AM

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the goddamn thing is locking up at exactly 6:41... if i hear that plain-Jane-boring-blonde say, "how ya holdin' up?" one more frickin' time... i'm just going to have to give up trying to watch this video; it's just that simple...
"nothing is that simple," you say?
well this is, this IS that frickin' simple...

sonuvabitch!!! i need closure...

AbstemiousDrunk

07/27/11 06:35 AM

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i don't get my username; i think it's an oxymoron...

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:06 AM

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   you're an OxyContin abusing oxyMORON!

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:09 AM

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   thank you very much my good sir, but we haven't used OCs since "they" changed the formula and made them "tamper proof" and thus, useless to me and you....

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:15 AM

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   i am very sure that i don't think that i know what i'm talkin' about, but at least we're finally talkin' again...

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:17 AM

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   yeah, but i still don't respect you, and i'm BONING your wife; so there's always that...

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:31 AM

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   stop ending your sentences with, and peppering your comments with, ellipsis; it's superfluous, unnecessary (which was a silly and redundant to say, in and of itself), it's contrived, i'm misusing them (as there is no actual omission), it's hackneyed and it makes you look like an ass....

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:37 AM

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   stop being such a fvcking grammar natsi prick!

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:39 AM

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   oh, you're a real aphorist, aren't you? i think we're done here. well... at least i am....

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   AbstemiousDrunk

   07/27/11 07:40 AM

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   good day sir, i said GOOD DAY!

heinzie5

07/26/11 06:46 AM

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they stuck in a 30 second unskippable cancer advert before with an old man alone and crying at the end. too bummed out to watch it now.

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   Bok

   07/27/11 01:24 PM

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   Oddly enough, even though I have Cracked on my adblock whitelist, I somehow never get ads before the videos. Maybe because they're hosted on a different site? Either way, the ads are blockable is my point.

dahuterschuter

07/26/11 06:40 AM

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The video player isn't working.

/life

CrayonViolent

07/26/11 06:31 AM

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"Buy Season One of Agents of Cracked on DVD right here or we'll never make a second season!"


FINALLY, we now know the REAL reason the video player keeps messing up! It was all a ploy to get people to buy the DVD!

TylerSWilliams

07/07/11 10:28 AM

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Damn, I forgot about the awesome theme song this show had...

JesseClark

07/05/11 10:25 PM

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Seriously, f**k that grid.

aleatharhea

07/02/11 10:25 PM

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I quite enjoyed this. Also, excellent headbutt into the partition, Dan.