The Beginning of the End

Buy Season One of Agents of Cracked on DVD right here or the Chief will give your brain a tumor!

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  • Cast and Crew
Randall Maynard Sound/Producer Billy Sullivan Lighting
Mike Shawver Lighting John Conway Lighting
Nick Walker Lighting Abe Epperson Director
Stephanie Meilinger Michael's Desk Girl Daniel O'Brien Dan
Michael Swaim Michael Oren Katzeff Chief
Soren Bowie T-Bone Matt Barrs Producer/Stewart
Lisa Marie King Mandy

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  1. hamsterjelly

    • +1

    How do they do that? The bloody nose thing? I know it's makeup, but how do they get the blanks in the nose and pop them remotely?

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  2. EdwardDouglas

    • +1

    ha ha chef is crazy

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    1. OneBastard

      • +5

      Indeed. In fact I'm pretty sure all chefs have crazy.

  3. linzeigh

    • +5

    Listen, Dan - GET THE f**k OUT OF MY OFFICE.

    Reply
  4. ShadowAndFlame

    • 0

    EVERY time I watch one of these I wish they made episodes for the moments when they list the credits, they look crazy :)

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  5. TakeMeOut

    • +1

    T-Bone!!

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  6. CassGray

    • 0

    How tall is Swaim?

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    1. Kaori242

      • +7

      6'infinity"

  7. aquiethuman

    • +1

    Opening was the best part.
    Decent skit.

    Reply
  8. OklahomaHoss

    • +2

    I wonder if Swaim's really that much of a douche or if...aww, who am I kidding..

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  9. Parker24

    • 0

    Dan sure does like them vests, huh?

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    1. Connornm777

      • +5

      Dan's brother is a teacher at my school, and he always wears those too.

  10. kinkachu

    • +1

    Tbone and chief man. Fucking awesome.

    Reply
  11. Nndaia

    • +4

    Every episode just makes me love The Chief more and more.

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    1. lespaul73

      • +3

      You can not love the Chief, for the Chief will only turn it to fear, because I'm pretty sure he keeps a pocket sized Cthulhu under his desk. They should do a backstory thing for the Chief though. That would be awesome.

    2. Shevanel

      • +1

      I think it's good that they don't reveal his backstory. It makes him so much more mysterious and horrifying.

  12. Nndaia

    • +1

    Every episode just makes me love The Chief more and more.

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    1. FraggyDue

      • +7

      I like what you said. You should post that twice.

  13. DMaster17

    • +1

    Was the part where the Chief makes DOB's nose bleed a Firefly reference? Because I totally remember the Blue Hand dudes carrying those in the episode where they robbed the hospital.

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    1. cthalu

      • 0

      maybe sir maybe

  14. Australiarocks

    • 0

    I bet DOB accidentally pressed the fail safe button from the first episode.

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    1. MrEgg

      • +2

      No, he didn't. Trust me, I'm from the future (check my post date).

  15. Australiarocks

    • 0

    I bet DOB accidentally pressed the fail safe button from the first episode.

    Reply
  16. BetterDevil

    • +1

    Has anybody else ever farted so hard it felt like your heart stopped? Maybe it's just me...

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  17. TheVileAngel

    • -6

    Look. I'm gonna be straight with you DOB. Your articles flow right below my radar. I'm 33, so Generation "Y bother" humor is far too crude and devolved for me to laugh at. I think maybe I've laughed at maybe three things in them and I'm not sure they were jokes. Do you tell jokes in your articles?

    But honestly... I think you've done a MUCH better job than Swaim with the live action work. Swaim is kind of like the retard we had at my first job. We laughed politely, but the only time he was funny was when someone else picked up the slack and MADE him funny. But you... you're all right kid. I actually think you are a pretty good actor. Ditch that Swaim guy and you could go places. You could be the next Michael Torpey. Honestly, I like the Agents of Cracked series... except for Swaim. >}~

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    1. Moennet

      • +4

      Wow... that was like... An undead Kanye West thunder stealing...

    2. Mrfudgeyhead

      • +4

      I've never read something so incorrect and pretentious in a long time.

      Good work.

  18. Duhaime

    • 0

    I have two opinions, that was so good. Everybody hates that jackass who is really smart and a jackass when you suck and Michael Swaim is very desirable.

    Reply
  19. Woman

    • +1

    Fuck, I want Michael Swaim.

    Reply
  20. Victorblud

    • 0

    Hey I got a question, I noticed that there are like 4 or 5 videos that were posted using my screen name? "Going Green Is The Only Way To Stop The Zombies" and "The Strongest Astronaut" are examples. Did Cracked do this or did someone actually hijack my screen name?

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As Agents of Cracked, Dan O'Brien and Michael Swaim must face anything the world of internet comedy can throw at them. Additionally, Dan O'Brien must face anything Michael Swaim throws at him, which is usually a thin slurry of garbage-water and hair he mixes up in his garage for that express purpose. Incidentally, if anyone reading this is hiring copy writers, Daniel O'Brien is currently seeking a new position in literally any field.

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