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  1. Inedibleedible2

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    SWAIM reminds me a lot about myself in Jr. High.
    I'm going through the entire series now.

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  2. TekTorss

    • +4

    Haha! The "Diabeetus Joos" f*****g killed me.

    Reply
    1. hans375

      • +1

      I know! Hahaha

  3. JesseClark

    • +5

    Heroin on Cracked. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I just had to say that. I'm bopped outta my fuckin' mind right now...

    Reply
  4. mcpincherson

    • +2

    Squeaky monkey, the blueberry shakes,

    Reply
  5. CrackdAddict22

    • +1

    "Well you can count my balls...there's like, well you can figure out the rest."-Swaim's thought process is somewhat funny and inherently retarded at the same time

    Reply
  6. vladtheinhaler

    • 0

    I really, REALLY hate the Bing ads, they load at full volume and are profoundly disrupting. Congratulations, Bing, you've created an ad which makes me even less likely to use your product.

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    1. Xeginy

      • 0

      Bing ads are awful. They need give up already.

  7. EdwardDouglas

    • 0

    cool dudes

    Reply
  8. i_am_the_walrus

    • 0

    They need to make that thing on the end into a poster.

    Reply
    1. Fladnag13

      • 0

      Print screen, copy into paint, go to kinkos. Problem solved.

  9. RockTheWalk

    • 0

    I love Panic!

    Reply
  10. mqduck

    • +1

    He injected the heroin into an apple and then ate it. He failed to inject himself with anything. Why would you expect the effect to still be instantaneous? It's not like people shoot up instead of swallowing because they enjoy sticking needles in their veins.

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    1. xfirefly

      • +5

      I forgot that this was a doc*mentary based on real events, rather than a web comedy series on a comedy site. Full of comedy. Your nitpicking cleared that right up for me. ;-)

    2. pinkaie

      • +1

      Wow they censored the 'u' in doc*mentary

  11. Parker24

    • +3

    Mike's "Sangwidch" is just two pieces of bread. Surprisingly appropriate.

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  12. milamas

    • 0

    I want some of MIKE'S Diabeetus Joos!!!

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  13. hitherelauren

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    Skeeter blood, smurf jizz. Love it.

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  14. eupheminstic

    • +1

    Why is it that every icon screenshot for this series makes it look like Dan is entranced by the passionate makeout Michael is about to pull him into?

    It makes for some disappointment, you know.

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    1. Bannef

      • +1

      Keep waiting. It will not ultimately disappoint.

  15. greeenhaze

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    Oh the heroin-related goofs! I won't even go into it. What happened to immersing oneself in dope fiend literature? Do people not do that anymore?

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    1. Razar

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      Yeah!!! I mean; Come on, Dan and Mike!!!! If you're going to do heroin related skits, at least have the integrity to do lots of heroin first, so that you can know what it's like...
      Actually from the penultimate scene, it would appear that you HAVE!! Kudos, lads. :D
      Peace out :D

    2. Razar

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      Hang on...
      The "I shyt myself" part. That doesn't 'jive' with the heroin groove. Heroin (and all opiates) cause rectal faliure. Which apart from sounding kinda funny in a juvenile kinda way, means that your rectal temperature drops and the peristaltic motion ceases in the lower portion of the large intestine. In other words, heroin makes you constipated. No one's going to s**t themselves while stoned. They very well might do it as the smack is wearing off/ has worn off, but not 10 minutes after eating a smack apple...


      Come one Mike... Don't make me take back my "Funniest person alive" impression of you...

      Peace out :D

  16. Zephronias

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    @DeadThingsMikey:
    I lol'd.

    It's funny, these are the sorts of videos you don't think you'll like, but then you watch one and decide; 'Well, all right. That one was okay. But I betthe next one sucks.'
    So you watch that one and you think; 'Okay, that one was pretty good too. But the *next* one...'
    And then you find yourself watching and rewatching all of them, giggling uncontrllably each time at all the same parts.
    *Thats* a sign of good entertainment.

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  17. DeadThingsMikey

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    I'm bopping right now and, god help me, I don't wanna stop.

    Reply
  18. Gallium

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    "Well, if you count my balls...well, you can figure out the rest."

    Classic.

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  19. Kewangji

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    I can't see these videos. They load, but nothing happen and I can't click anything. What? Why? Why? Horses? What? Why? Help?

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  20. bigboykjo

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    dan i already saw ur powerpoint and i s**t in it. i s**t right in it.LOLOMFG cant wait till 2morrow for the new one,hilarious

    Reply

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