The Parable of the Pumping Stallion

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  • Cast and Crew
Randall Maynard Sound/Producer Billy Sullivan Lighting
Mike Shawver Lighting John Conway Lighting
Nick Walker Lighting Lara Swaim Michael's Car Wife
Daniel O'Brien Dan Michael Swaim Michael
Oren Katzeff Chief Abe Epperson Director
Matt Barrs Producer Lisa Marie King Mandy

145 Comments

  1. Swing

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    I totally have the shirt Swaim's wearing in the first scene of this episode! Awesome, only because I've literally never seen another shirt like it until now.

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  2. TheFran

    • +1

    DOB is a brony. This is now canon.

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  3. Shariaiaia

    • 0

    Oh my god, that was Lara, wasn't it?

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  4. hans375

    • +3

    Someone should've warned me about watching all of these in one sitting. Pretty sure I woke up the entire floor from laughing so much.

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    1. Bannef

      • +2

      Also, it tends to happen around finals time.

  5. ArchBishopofHH

    • 0

    I like that "Mike's Manshon" makes a reappearance in the season 2 finale

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    1. eaw62995

      • +1

      I love that they do the horse sign neigh thing in the season 3 finale too.

  6. i7omahawki

    • +1

    This video player sure does suck, it keeps skipping me to the end because it fails to load.

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    1. GrizzledBastard

      • +1

      Yeah, what the hell? Mine just stops after 40 or so sec.

    2. fractomancer

      • -1

      You propably have a slow internet connection. This used to happen to me at my summer cottage.

  7. druminor

    • 0

    is it just me, or is that a copy of the "How-to-be-a-Douchebag" book in Dan's cubicle?

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  8. MikeOShay

    • +6

    Oh dear god, Agents of Cracked predicted the Brony explosion.

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  9. dancerchica5416

    • +1

    I love DOB's To Do list, as he's setting up his toy horses: "Hidalgo Fanfic, Bid on Arabian Figure." LOL

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  10. MorganHarris

    • +6

    DOB looks like a little kid when he's playing with his horses. It's adorable!

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  11. lolzftw

    • 0

    i dont get the comments between t-bone and DOB when he sees what swaim did.

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    1. linzeigh

      • +1

      "my mane man" as in a horse mane. its horse hair. my mane man.

  12. SimDW

    • +1

    What?! No?! Why?!
    Michael Swaim is pretty epic

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  13. Allie.

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    hahaaa "mike's manshon". the best.

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  14. ShadowAndFlame

    • +1

    I'd be locked in Swaim's car like that
    ..and I'd play horses with D.O.B
    ;)

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  15. nowonder

    • +1

    dammit, why do these videos load sooo slowly?

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  16. megdoll

    • +3

    DOB is so f**king adorable with his horses. Such a muffin!
    Side note: This car's not the only thing that screeches when you f**k it.

    Gold.

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  17. TestofPatience

    • 0

    Did Michael call Daniel "Craig" at 7:16 or did my ears just make that up?

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    1. LowApple

      • 0

      He says "K, no"

  18. xfirefly

    • +2

    Watching these through the second time, this episode is my favorite. DOB look so happy playing with his horses, and that makes my heart smile. :-3

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    1. BulletproofGirl

      • 0

      I know, it's cute!

  19. hamsterjelly

    • 0

    Uh, why Rush Limbaugh?
    And lol at "No one's ever died from torture".

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    1. nonsensicality

      • 0

      I think since Michael is clearly a complete idiot and totally insane, it fits.

  20. babbler

    • -4

    I can't take this anymore.
    Guys i love your articles. But this has to be the most pathetic excuse for a comedy series ever!!

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    1. Seether Chick

      • +1

      Go away. AOC is brilliant.

    2. stool

      • +1

      WHAT? NO! NO! WHAT?!

As Agents of Cracked, Dan O'Brien and Michael Swaim must face anything the world of internet comedy can throw at them. Additionally, Dan O'Brien must face anything Michael Swaim throws at him, which is usually a thin slurry of garbage-water and hair he mixes up in his garage for that express purpose. Incidentally, if anyone reading this is hiring copy writers, Daniel O'Brien is currently seeking a new position in literally any field.

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