The Algorithm of Alan Rickman

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  • Cast and Crew
Randall Maynard Sound/Producer Billy Sullivan Lighting
Mike Shawver Lighting John Conway Lighting
Nick Walker Lighting Ryan Rickets Rick
Daniel O'Brien Dan Michael Swaim Michael
Oren Katzeff Chief Abe Epperson Director
Matt Barrs Producer/Extra Lisa Marie King Mandy

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  1. TheScribbler

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    "Milkshakes, Dan! For breakfast!" XD

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  2. fishgul69

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    was Swaim drinking Pedialyte?

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  3. ArchBishopofHH

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    hold on... one... hour

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  4. TheRealBarrett

    • +1

    Oh jeez Swaim you're so creepy!

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  5. eaw62995

    • +4

    This has got to be one of my favorite episodes.

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  6. Medic977

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    I think swaim wanted candy

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  7. eaw62995

    • -1

    Going into the office and shooting people because there was no candy part of the episode reminds me of the Dane Cook joke about the weird guy in the office that one day snaps and shoots everybody except you and says "Thanks for the candy."

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    1. fractomancer

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      Haha, yes, exactly!

    2. BonMot

      • +4

      That would be so awesome. Somebody actually stole a joke from Dane Cook? Day has turned into night. God has become Satan. A Libertarian has made a donation to charity.

  8. waffre

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    wtf is a crocodile drop?

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    1. Cavalcade

      • +3

      Something that'll happen at Dan's next birthday party.

  9. DrSaccharine

    • +1

    "Let's talk about that candy of yours" - 46 diggs

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  10. Awkward_Comment

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    Swaim is the most awesome person ever!!... and has made me want to try vodka and chocolate milk... luckily, I have both :)

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  11. JesseClark

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    I like combining my man parts with those of a child, too.

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  12. Nnoitra

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    Suddenly. I'm terrified of Swaim O__O

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  13. Basskay

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    "Reasons To Be a Pilot:
    1. f**kin' PLANES
    2. Hos love wings
    3. Dan's B-Day (Crocodile drop)"

    That made me lol

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  14. Inuncio

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    When's that STD article getting made?

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  15. Magoogenheimer

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    Did anyone else notice the creepy screaming coming from the computer around :30 to :35 when DOB was walking up to Michael?
    Reminds me of a video called Suicide Mouse or something.

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    1. Basskay

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      I think he's playing Metal Slug.

  16. KendallR

    • +3

    It's sad that this video has about the same number of diggs as "witch".

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  17. Melody4916

    • +1

    Tiger blood milkshakes? The Chief is Charlie Sheen!

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    1. HilaryJarvis

      • +3

      That would mean that the Chief isn't bipolar, he's biWINNING!!

  18. Fckitt

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    Hahahahaaaaaaaaa man this is gold

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  19. tianasaur

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    "Then I think we'll let herstory decide!" is possibly the best line EVER

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    1. JeremyNir

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      I like combining my man parts with those of a child. I like combining my man parts with those of a child.

  20. ABCish

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    anyone notice michael's 'reasons to be a pilot note'? crocodile drop for dan's birthday...

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    1. Clint1245

      • 0

      I like Hos love wings

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