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  1. Document1

    • +2

    "Wow, chocolate-milk and vodka, huh."
    "Yes but---"
    "I like it, adult, yet juvenile. It's cute."
    "Well, I do like combining my man parts with those of a child"
    "Huh?"
    "I like combining my man parts with those of a child..."
    "..."
    "You like grabbing bananas? 'Oh god, why would I say it twice?',"

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    1. notrace13

      • 0

      I'm going to have to try this...

  2. Ninetales

    • +3

    "I think I just might come into the office and shoot everyone."
    Michael's face after he says that might just be the best thing I've ever seen.

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  3. Somali_Spetsnaz

    • 0

    "My Dad's a Hottie" Gotta love Michele's wardrobe.

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    1. Ninetales

      • 0

      Michele?

  4. TheScribbler

    • 0

    "Milkshakes, Dan! For breakfast!" XD

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  5. fishgul69

    • +1

    was Swaim drinking Pedialyte?

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  6. ArchBishopofHH

    • 0

    hold on... one... hour

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  7. TheRealBarrett

    • +1

    Oh jeez Swaim you're so creepy!

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  8. eaw62995

    • +6

    This has got to be one of my favorite episodes.

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  9. Medic977

    • 0

    I think swaim wanted candy

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  10. eaw62995

    • -2

    Going into the office and shooting people because there was no candy part of the episode reminds me of the Dane Cook joke about the weird guy in the office that one day snaps and shoots everybody except you and says "Thanks for the candy."

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    1. fractomancer

      • 0

      Haha, yes, exactly!

    2. BonMot

      • +5

      That would be so awesome. Somebody actually stole a joke from Dane Cook? Day has turned into night. God has become Satan. A Libertarian has made a donation to charity.

  11. waffre

    • 0

    wtf is a crocodile drop?

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    1. Cavalcade

      • +4

      Something that'll happen at Dan's next birthday party.

  12. DrSaccharine

    • +1

    "Let's talk about that candy of yours" - 46 diggs

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  13. Awkward_Comment

    • +1

    Swaim is the most awesome person ever!!... and has made me want to try vodka and chocolate milk... luckily, I have both :)

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  14. JesseClark

    • +1

    I like combining my man parts with those of a child, too.

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  15. Nnoitra

    • 0

    Suddenly. I'm terrified of Swaim O__O

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  16. Basskay

    • +4

    "Reasons To Be a Pilot:
    1. f**kin' PLANES
    2. Hos love wings
    3. Dan's B-Day (Crocodile drop)"

    That made me lol

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  17. Inuncio

    • 0

    When's that STD article getting made?

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  18. Magoogenheimer

    • +1

    Did anyone else notice the creepy screaming coming from the computer around :30 to :35 when DOB was walking up to Michael?
    Reminds me of a video called Suicide Mouse or something.

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    1. Basskay

      • 0

      I think he's playing Metal Slug.

  19. KendallR

    • +5

    It's sad that this video has about the same number of diggs as "witch".

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  20. Melody4916

    • +1

    Tiger blood milkshakes? The Chief is Charlie Sheen!

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    1. HilaryJarvis

      • +5

      That would mean that the Chief isn't bipolar, he's biWINNING!!

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