Agents of Cracked is Cracked.com's first original web series created by Abe Epperson, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim.
Michael Swaim is a loose cannon with unorthodox methods and balls to match. Daniel O'Brien wears glasses. As Agents of Cracked, they're trained to handle anything the world of internet comedy throws at them, but can they handle...being partners!? Tune in to Cracked.com every weekday for a series as wildly original as it is not derivative of the Lethal Weapon franchise.
Michael Swaim Hosted Cracked TV before a withering sex scandal forced him off the air. Now he's back, with a new 'tude and fresh wax job. Also Cracked TV is still on. Congratulations on reading this: YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.
Daniel O'Brien The Assistant Editor of Cracked.com, his column runs every Friday and should not be read by children (or most adults). He spends his free time petitioning to bring Dunkin Donuts to California.
Abe Epperson Abe has begun a burgeoning career as Michael's exclusive camera man, swearing an oath to record his exploits and whereabouts 24 hours a day. He recently met Dan, who has recently appeared more frequently in Michael's life. Often, Abe is found on dark London streets howling and searching for his long, lost (invisible) love. He also found the camera used to shoot the series.
Lisa Marie King Lisa is a Los Angeles based actress and math goddess. She is a graduate of the UC San Diego Department of Theatre, the British American Dramatic Academy, and South Coast Repertory's Professional Acting Program. She has appeared in over 60 plays and musicals, as well as the feature film, Redlight, Greenlight. Her hobbies include improv, Shakespeare, and calculus.
Soren Bowie Soren is a Los Angeles based writer and part-time contributor to Cracked.com. He used to perform improv and sketch comedy regularly with the group The Horrible Sickness but has since allowed the dream to die. He works as the lone editor for the outdoors website trails.com and spends his free time rock climbing, hiking, chopping wood and making out.
Oren J.Katzeff Oren is a lawyer, comedian, and Jewish - yes, it doesn't get more redundant than that. He is the General Manager of Cracked.com, so playing the role of The Chief in Agents of Cracked didn't require much of a character study for him. He spends his free time thinking about working out, writing jokes that he'll never use on stage, and rejecting Facebook friendship requests from his family.
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at 2:43 when swaim says hey dan theres porn he is wearing something different at 2:47 and on... and i love when swaim is singing... funny s**t
Would have been funny if Swaim had said "So it's like a whole web of sites all over the world... like a... paraplagiasis..." Or not, I don't know.
haha, Sega CD emulator, Night Trap here I come! way too good.
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"Im pretty sure theres more minutes of internet porn than time in history" XD
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Whats a tie gonna do haha this is great
"Are we gonna play 'Folder Move'? 'Cause I think I already beat that." Pure gold.
RTFM... hahahaha! Thank you, Cracked. I will never be able to hear that and keep a straight face again...
By far the best episode yet. Dan had some more to do this time aside from being simply ineffectual and harangued.
Ahahahahaha favorite parts: Are we going to play move the folder? because I think I already beat that. The internet? Hey I work there! also, on the whiteboard: NOT FOOD: found art.
This s**t is too funny! Swaim YOur so f**king Funny!!! Your new partnership is great with O'Brien!
Why is the background Andrew Jackson and not Theodore Roosevelt?
I just noticed that at the end of the intro, Swaim's cigarette bounces off the railing. Also, this series makes for a great two weeks.
I can not comprehend how you guys are/will be able to churn out enough comedic gold to take up approximately five minutes of every week day. This. Is. Magic.
Hah. That thing about minutes of porn on the internet is now my Facebook status. It's all cool though, it's totally cited it. Chyehhhh
Agents of Cracked is the best thing to ever happen to this site.
Okay, I paused at the paperclip insect bit, and this is what it says: 'The North American Sting Locust is, hands down, the deadliest f**king insect you're likely to encounter. It looks like a paperclip, but it buzzes like a wasp and it stings like your nightmares. It you hear this thing coming, run and don't stop, because if this thing stings you, you're finished. There is no cure for the poison, but you won't want to keep living after you find the horror that IS the North American Sting Locust.' No, DOB!!
Lololol , ROTFM is gonna be an internet phenomenon within a month.
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