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  1. ilovecoffee

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    "You lost your virginity to a giant pig?" ha ha love it

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  2. lolcatzaddict

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    Am I the only one that thinks DOB is trying to do a Hellboy thing in the intro?

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  3. notrace13

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    @ 1:14 the chief looks kinda like yoda

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  4. BonMot

    • +6

    Those ads are sexy. Thank you Cracked, and thank you Snorg Tees.

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  5. soasertsus

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    No, because he died in 1881 retard!

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  6. Medic977

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    The chief is scary lol

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  7. rraacchh2

    • +5

    Oh my God, I love the video where she actually shows up for the threesome. HILARIOUS!!!!

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  8. Br0k3nS41nt

    • +5

    Best friends threesome

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  9. LFT

    • +5

    "Dan, no pig-f**king on company time." Epic.

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  10. mimib14

    • +10

    I love it when the Chief says, "Now get the hell out of here before I get bored and make you kiss each other." |D heheh

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  11. TomZero

    • +7

    "A boat? And we crash it? 'CRASHED', dot com?"

    "Garfield! Lasgna, republican, six month term, hated mondays... f**kin' Garfield!"

    Amazing. Love you Swaim. And love you D.O.B.. :-)

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  12. zholler

    • +7

    I'm confused as to why DOB in his articles seems like hes on 20 different powerful drugs and is schizophrenic but here he is the sane one and of course swain takes the crazy place

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    1. bananapiehead

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      Or how Swaim isn't an android as revealed on CrackedTV? Seriously numbnuts, AOC features CHARACTERS, not real people.

    2. Bannef

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      No, it makes sense. This is what they're really like, DOB's articles and Swaim's android appearance are the characters.

  13. sazzz

    • +2

    Rupert Murdock had a seizure... Oh how I wish this were true.

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  14. SnaveNareik

    • +2

    Is it just me, or does DoB look a hella lot like S.W.A.I.M. when he's totin' them shooters?

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  15. Vince-in-Chains

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    I love this show, but my stream is so slow >.

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    1. OminousChris

      • -4

      Then just watch 30 Rock instead. Same thing.

  16. wSil

    • +1

    I'd do DOB, but I'm not a pig, so he's probably not interested.

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  17. RogeSoja

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    "No pig-f**king on company time!"

    If I had a dime for every time I heard that...

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    1. Mrfudgeyhead

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      It wouldn't be such a hard habit to quit if I didn't drive by Ol' Mcleary's farm e'ry morn. Pick up a pig, inundate it with semen, cook it and eat it.

      Just like George Clooney.

  18. 0rbitaldonkey

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    A crashed boat would kick ass!

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  19. Truas

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    "aww fetus foul."
    best episode ever.
    where is the Orwell reference? i was looking for it but it must have slipped past me

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    1. lydiabro

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      When DOB and Swaim were having that Garfield bit. At one point Dan said, "Because of the Thought Police."

    2. Victorblud

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      Actually he says "Because of the the thought bubbles."

  20. lydiabro

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    What was with the George Orwell reference?

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