The Tragedy of the Fightin' Hogs

"You lost your virginity to a giant pig!?" By: Agents of Cracked | Nov. 12, 2009 | 156,941 views
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Agents of Cracked is Cracked.com's first original web series created by Abe Epperson, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim.

Michael Swaim is a loose cannon with unorthodox methods and balls to match. Daniel O'Brien wears glasses. As Agents of Cracked, they're trained to handle anything the world of internet comedy throws at them, but can they handle...being partners!? Tune in to Cracked.com every weekday for a series as wildly original as it is not derivative of the Lethal Weapon franchise.



Michael Swaim Hosted Cracked TV before a withering sex scandal forced him off the air. Now he's back, with a new 'tude and fresh wax job. Also Cracked TV is still on. Congratulations on reading this: YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.

Daniel O'Brien The Assistant Editor of Cracked.com, his column runs every Friday and should not be read by children (or most adults). He spends his free time petitioning to bring Dunkin Donuts to California.

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Abe Epperson Abe has begun a burgeoning career as Michael's exclusive camera man, swearing an oath to record his exploits and whereabouts 24 hours a day. He recently met Dan, who has recently appeared more frequently in Michael's life. Often, Abe is found on dark London streets howling and searching for his long, lost (invisible) love. He also found the camera used to shoot the series.

Lisa Marie King Lisa is a Los Angeles based actress and math goddess. She is a graduate of the UC San Diego Department of Theatre, the British American Dramatic Academy, and South Coast Repertory's Professional Acting Program. She has appeared in over 60 plays and musicals, as well as the feature film, Redlight, Greenlight. Her hobbies include improv, Shakespeare, and calculus.

Soren Bowie Soren is a Los Angeles based writer and part-time contributor to Cracked.com. He used to perform improv and sketch comedy regularly with the group The Horrible Sickness but has since allowed the dream to die. He works as the lone editor for the outdoors website trails.com and spends his free time rock climbing, hiking, chopping wood and making out.

Oren J.Katzeff Oren is a lawyer, comedian, and Jewish - yes, it doesn't get more redundant than that. He is the General Manager of Cracked.com, so playing the role of The Chief in Agents of Cracked didn't require much of a character study for him. He spends his free time thinking about working out, writing jokes that he'll never use on stage, and rejecting Facebook friendship requests from his family.


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Holy f**k, the saxophone and "This would be worse if it was on a Monday" was hilarious.

11/19/2009 05:14:55 AM
MainHurdyGurdy

Holy f**k, the saxophone and "This would be worse if it was on a Monday" was hilarious.

11/19/2009 05:14:42 AM
MainHurdyGurdy

Love Swaim's character, don't like DOB's character. I demand DOB's be changed slightly.

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11/18/2009 09:43:03 AM
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Ahh, this is still my favourite Agents Of Cracked video. "I WAS PROMISED LASAGNA."

11/18/2009 12:48:41 AM
Seether Chick

nice stuff

11/17/2009 07:20:43 PM
vincentius

"I was promised lasagna" best quote ever

11/16/2009 06:15:07 PM
Flippit

I got the same dell laptop... (sorry, just had to say it^^; )

11/16/2009 03:28:04 PM
SillyBlondine

GREAT VIDEO!!! Loved it. The entire thing was hilarious, but the ending was by far the best thing I've ever seen. The only thing that kinda irked me was that Swaim played the saxophone with his left hand on the wrong place... But I'm sure no one other than sax players care. :P

11/15/2009 10:45:59 AM
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11/15/2009 05:28:00 AM
kaly76hummer

Legendary! Best Agents of Cracked so far. Last 2 mins were hilarial.

11/15/2009 01:16:27 AM
Vita

although the snorgtee girl does need to take swaim's initial advice and just get rid of it all. just sayin.

11/15/2009 12:49:57 AM
topher057

the lead-up was great, but the ending punchline had me in stitches!

11/15/2009 12:49:10 AM
topher057

best video i've seen on this site so far.

11/14/2009 09:51:48 PM
resetdials

and that tail... that ffff**kin tail! Hilarious Guys!

11/14/2009 07:59:51 PM
ChrisNella

Garfield and the "jazzed up" Powerpoint were hilarious.

11/14/2009 04:56:00 PM
lusilly13

hey, if it wasn't for cracked, I wouldn't know about snorgtees.

11/13/2009 08:59:09 PM
Noirakita

I would also like to participate in that threesome.:)

11/13/2009 01:46:18 PM
moogirl226

"ADVER-TASING EXTRAVA-GANJA" these guys are awesome

11/13/2009 01:17:59 PM
juknju

WHERE IS THE LASAGNA I WAS PROMISED THERE WOULD BE LASAGNA, O'BRIEN

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