Agents of Cracked is Cracked.com's first original web series created by Abe Epperson, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim.
Michael Swaim is a loose cannon with unorthodox methods and balls to match. Daniel O'Brien wears glasses. As Agents of Cracked, they're trained to handle anything the world of internet comedy throws at them, but can they handle...being partners!? Tune in to Cracked.com every weekday for a series as wildly original as it is not derivative of the Lethal Weapon franchise.
Michael Swaim Hosted Cracked TV before a withering sex scandal forced him off the air. Now he's back, with a new 'tude and fresh wax job. Also Cracked TV is still on. Congratulations on reading this: YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.
Daniel O'Brien The Assistant Editor of Cracked.com, his column runs every Friday and should not be read by children (or most adults). He spends his free time petitioning to bring Dunkin Donuts to California.
Abe Epperson Abe has begun a burgeoning career as Michael's exclusive camera man, swearing an oath to record his exploits and whereabouts 24 hours a day. He recently met Dan, who has recently appeared more frequently in Michael's life. Often, Abe is found on dark London streets howling and searching for his long, lost (invisible) love. He also found the camera used to shoot the series.
Lisa Marie King Lisa is a Los Angeles based actress and math goddess. She is a graduate of the UC San Diego Department of Theatre, the British American Dramatic Academy, and South Coast Repertory's Professional Acting Program. She has appeared in over 60 plays and musicals, as well as the feature film, Redlight, Greenlight. Her hobbies include improv, Shakespeare, and calculus.
Soren Bowie Soren is a Los Angeles based writer and part-time contributor to Cracked.com. He used to perform improv and sketch comedy regularly with the group The Horrible Sickness but has since allowed the dream to die. He works as the lone editor for the outdoors website trails.com and spends his free time rock climbing, hiking, chopping wood and making out.
Oren J.Katzeff Oren is a lawyer, comedian, and Jewish - yes, it doesn't get more redundant than that. He is the General Manager of Cracked.com, so playing the role of The Chief in Agents of Cracked didn't require much of a character study for him. He spends his free time thinking about working out, writing jokes that he'll never use on stage, and rejecting Facebook friendship requests from his family.
Someone HAS TO put these on youtube. Every Agents of Cracked video f**ks up at 16 seconds! Fix it fix it fix it!
Taking a shot a doctorchaos was brilliant. These are getting better each time. Keep it up!
Reasons to Be a Pilot 1 Fuckin planes 2 Hos love wings 3 Dan's B-Day (Crocodile Day) I laughed so hard when I read that. Awesome-o.
Sugarfree Red Bull AND Coke Zero? Not knocking the beverages, but you expect us to believe the only substance not open to abuse is sugar? Interesting. Kind of cool, though.
"f*g is just a fancy word for elevator?!" [elevators go up and down, screw my brain] good show!
Video hate for doctor chaos f**king brilliant, altho if this is the cracked reaction to comments on the site I imagine cody is swinging from the rafters by his Jurassic Park belt. P.s this series is getting really good top marks guys
Oh how I adore you Micheal Swaim. Whenever you leave that whore of a girlfriend please, please consider this.. I will own every bit of you.
f**kingcraig: The show profanity button is to show it in the comments
F.uck me this is the best f.ucking show on the internet! This episode had too many quotables to even list! Great job Swaim and DOB! Fag:)
hey so...i dunno why but i have show profanity on and...its still bleeped out. are you guys just f**king with me? thats not cool...
This series is f***ing godly :D
This series is literally the best thing ever. The only thing that could make it better would be if it was more like HBN.
f*gb***h
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This was the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time!
its just the truth swain isn't as good as hbn. don't get me wrong he's funny but compaired to gladstone swains got nothing.
i think you have a reality show i forgot i was in
What's with the censorship? They have a piece of paper up on Swaim's cubicle that says "Fuckin Planes" in very larger letters, but I can't hear Swaim say "Get the c**k outta your ear"? How f*ggish.
I think it would be great if when they make the second series, it reverses around to being DOB acting retarded and Swaim being the reasonable one. Dunno why, it's just DOB in his articles makes me laugh disturbingly loudly. In public.
Get your c**k outta your ears and listen to me! xD From reading his articles though, I would expect DOB to act toally different.
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