The End Of The Beginning

"I'm not a baby, and I don't need a babysitter..." By: Agents of Cracked | Nov. 09, 2009 | 490,220 views
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Agents of Cracked is Cracked.com's first original web series created by Abe Epperson, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim.

Michael Swaim is a loose cannon with unorthodox methods and balls to match. Daniel O'Brien wears glasses. As Agents of Cracked, they're trained to handle anything the world of internet comedy throws at them, but can they handle...being partners!? Tune in to Cracked.com every weekday for a series as wildly original as it is not derivative of the Lethal Weapon franchise.



Michael Swaim Hosted Cracked TV before a withering sex scandal forced him off the air. Now he's back, with a new 'tude and fresh wax job. Also Cracked TV is still on. Congratulations on reading this: YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.

Daniel O'Brien The Assistant Editor of Cracked.com, his column runs every Friday and should not be read by children (or most adults). He spends his free time petitioning to bring Dunkin Donuts to California.

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Abe Epperson Abe has begun a burgeoning career as Michael's exclusive camera man, swearing an oath to record his exploits and whereabouts 24 hours a day. He recently met Dan, who has recently appeared more frequently in Michael's life. Often, Abe is found on dark London streets howling and searching for his long, lost (invisible) love. He also found the camera used to shoot the series.

Lisa Marie King Lisa is a Los Angeles based actress and math goddess. She is a graduate of the UC San Diego Department of Theatre, the British American Dramatic Academy, and South Coast Repertory's Professional Acting Program. She has appeared in over 60 plays and musicals, as well as the feature film, Redlight, Greenlight. Her hobbies include improv, Shakespeare, and calculus.

Soren Bowie Soren is a Los Angeles based writer and part-time contributor to Cracked.com. He used to perform improv and sketch comedy regularly with the group The Horrible Sickness but has since allowed the dream to die. He works as the lone editor for the outdoors website trails.com and spends his free time rock climbing, hiking, chopping wood and making out.

Oren J.Katzeff Oren is a lawyer, comedian, and Jewish - yes, it doesn't get more redundant than that. He is the General Manager of Cracked.com, so playing the role of The Chief in Agents of Cracked didn't require much of a character study for him. He spends his free time thinking about working out, writing jokes that he'll never use on stage, and rejecting Facebook friendship requests from his family.


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12/27/2009 10:34:48 PM
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12/27/2009 09:59:44 AM
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DOB, I wish I could rub your mostly bald head for good luck.

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12/14/2009 06:54:35 PM
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12/08/2009 07:23:49 AM
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12/08/2009 07:23:20 AM
niko4ever

you can see the interview here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOjh156KKTc

12/02/2009 09:33:10 AM
keesdraak

Swaim is totally sexy. I mean too sexy for anyone's own good. Except good enough for him ;)

11/30/2009 11:30:13 AM
pepi

Did anyone else notice how in the picture on the left side of the front page, Swaim totally looks like Nicolas Cage?

11/29/2009 06:03:17 PM
Alzarahn

i think chaxC has 'roid rage or something. hes on a comedy web of sites and is, oddly enough, pissed off(and slightly confused: he mixed a compliment with an insult by saying,"you pimp, AND WHORE, your f**king goofy ass movies." from what i understand, it was meant to be a goofy ass movie.) this entire series is hilarious.

11/25/2009 05:29:02 PM
grooney92

Oh man, the guy playing the chief is smiling like crazy during the bag bit

11/25/2009 07:21:09 AM
NoSympathy

i like how they s**tched personas for the purpuoses of the series. also... building a cult following for the website itself.

11/23/2009 03:29:10 AM
pretor92

.... Swaim and DOB.... together... *orgasm*

11/18/2009 10:03:01 PM
QueenSativa

I'm adding "F**k me with a live fish" to my list of exclamations. This gets funnier every time I watch it. Cracked rules!

11/17/2009 09:01:52 PM
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Daniel O'Brien. I f**king want you.

11/16/2009 05:25:38 PM
jaimestellar

this is a net. like your basic net and stuff.

11/15/2009 10:17:00 PM
gn0mey

Dan are you writing notes! Dammit, White People, that was a test and you failed. Never take notes, note-taking isn’t cool. Put the pen down. - Dan O'Brien

11/15/2009 03:59:47 PM
supertramp

"At one point he WILL eat a sponge" wow..lol

11/15/2009 03:53:29 PM
haku698

D.O.B. is hot. I wanna cuddle him.

11/15/2009 11:25:15 AM
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