The End Of The Beginning

"I'm not a baby, and I don't need a babysitter..." By: Agents of Cracked | Nov. 09, 2009 | 233,670 views
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Agents of Cracked is Cracked.com's first original web series created by Abe Epperson, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim.

Michael Swaim is a loose cannon with unorthodox methods and balls to match. Daniel O'Brien wears glasses. As Agents of Cracked, they're trained to handle anything the world of internet comedy throws at them, but can they handle...being partners!? Tune in to Cracked.com every weekday for a series as wildly original as it is not derivative of the Lethal Weapon franchise.



Michael Swaim Hosted Cracked TV before a withering sex scandal forced him off the air. Now he's back, with a new 'tude and fresh wax job. Also Cracked TV is still on. Congratulations on reading this: YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.

Daniel O'Brien The Assistant Editor of Cracked.com, his column runs every Friday and should not be read by children (or most adults). He spends his free time petitioning to bring Dunkin Donuts to California.

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Abe Epperson Abe has begun a burgeoning career as Michael's exclusive camera man, swearing an oath to record his exploits and whereabouts 24 hours a day. He recently met Dan, who has recently appeared more frequently in Michael's life. Often, Abe is found on dark London streets howling and searching for his long, lost (invisible) love. He also found the camera used to shoot the series.

Lisa Marie King Lisa is a Los Angeles based actress and math goddess. She is a graduate of the UC San Diego Department of Theatre, the British American Dramatic Academy, and South Coast Repertory's Professional Acting Program. She has appeared in over 60 plays and musicals, as well as the feature film, Redlight, Greenlight. Her hobbies include improv, Shakespeare, and calculus.

Soren Bowie Soren is a Los Angeles based writer and part-time contributor to Cracked.com. He used to perform improv and sketch comedy regularly with the group The Horrible Sickness but has since allowed the dream to die. He works as the lone editor for the outdoors website trails.com and spends his free time rock climbing, hiking, chopping wood and making out.

Oren J.Katzeff Oren is a lawyer, comedian, and Jewish - yes, it doesn't get more redundant than that. He is the General Manager of Cracked.com, so playing the role of The Chief in Agents of Cracked didn't require much of a character study for him. He spends his free time thinking about working out, writing jokes that he'll never use on stage, and rejecting Facebook friendship requests from his family.


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.... Swaim and DOB.... together... *orgasm*

11/18/2009 10:03:01 PM
QueenSativa

I'm adding "F**k me with a live fish" to my list of exclamations. This gets funnier every time I watch it. Cracked rules!

11/17/2009 09:01:52 PM
DHRaugh

Daniel O'Brien. I f**king want you.

11/16/2009 05:25:38 PM
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Daniel O'Brien. I f**king want you.

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11/16/2009 05:36:20 AM
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this is a net. like your basic net and stuff.

11/15/2009 10:17:00 PM
gn0mey

Dan are you writing notes! Dammit, White People, that was a test and you failed. Never take notes, note-taking isn’t cool. Put the pen down. - Dan O'Brien

11/15/2009 03:59:47 PM
supertramp

"At one point he WILL eat a sponge" wow..lol

11/15/2009 03:53:29 PM
haku698

D.O.B. is hot. I wanna cuddle him.

11/15/2009 11:25:15 AM
pianowhore

"Goodnight you princes of Maine, you fountains of Wayne" BEST THING EVER.

11/13/2009 10:03:15 PM
fr0_mistre55

umm...I actually always pronounced it "dob." ummm...please don't hurt me, D O B...

11/13/2009 08:29:02 PM
Noirakita

Why isnt Clippy in his top best partners ever? Other than that, good stuff

11/13/2009 08:55:09 AM
Ice9

Awesome. I love how Swaim actually says "Gasp!"

11/13/2009 07:59:05 AM
Zombie Hobbit

Swaim and DOB combined is going to be an unstoppable force

11/12/2009 05:23:56 PM
miss_laurs

lol "Dibs on partner"

11/12/2009 11:36:42 AM
h3llo41

Oh yes! This is Cracked taken to the next level... awesome.

11/12/2009 03:20:24 AM
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11/11/2009 05:57:15 PM
CyndiNoName

This is going to be awesome.

11/11/2009 07:32:01 AM
Piercewise1

Cracked.com's two shortest and most mentally disturbed writers together at last. This has nowhere to go but awesome.

11/11/2009 04:04:36 AM
Fuckaccounts

I like how in this series, for once DOB isn't the complete f**k-up, he's actually the straight man in the equation.

11/11/2009 01:52:23 AM
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