Rejected Pro Football Promo (Feat. John Mellencamp, America)
Summer of Tears, with the help of Invisible Engine and Good Neighbor, presents our tribute to football and its many fans.
Music by Jon Lee
Lyrics by Todd Waldman, Rob Kerkovich and Jon Lee
Directed by Jamieson Fry
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It's been about 3 years now since this video was first posted and yet it's still amazing! How many things can you say that about?!?
ReplyThis is one of the best videos you can find here on cracked.
ReplyGod this is never old. John mellencamp is actually criticizing America in his seemingly patriotic songs but i'll let that be. he's not a right wing person
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ReplyJesus knows where its at.
..The hell? LOL
ReplyI love it when football fans call me "gay" when I say I can't stand the sport... because it's so funny to see their faces when I reply with "Ok... so you like getting together with all your guy friends to watch a bunch of guys in skin tight pants try to jump on one another and smack each other on the ass... and I'M the gay one?" one guy tried telling me "They only smack each other on the ass because they have padding everywhere else and that's the only place they can feel it." I said "What happened to a good ol' high five?"
Reply Hide All See All 6 Repliesyou're gay.
Yeah it's funny, you tell those people that Athletes are the only people that can legally handle balls for a living. GO effeminate straight men!
let's see... football is gay.. dancing is gay.. bodybuilding is gay.. knowing how to dress is gay.. women can cheer and touch eachother and run into eachothers arms, but for men to hug, that's gay... drinking beer all day and complaining about your wife is "closet gay". So what is "straight" huh? OH LEMME GUESS! All the lame stuff!!! or all the bad/hatred stuff!!
Get over yourselves kids. You don't wanna be labeled, but you're labeling everything gay.
it'd be funny if you had actually ever said that to someone, but you haven't, you're just trying to look cool on the internet
Amen, scc.
you're gay.
You're saying some people watch football for reasons other than the blatant h**oeroticism?
ReplyWhat I mean is my ovaries have exploded.
Maybe you should go see a doctor for that I don't think they're supposed to do that.
that was like a mini shrooms trip, especially the chevy trucks part. f**kin hilarious
ReplyI think this gets funnier with every viewing. It's like a jingoistic h**o-erotic cultural orgasm all over me. Do people seriously not get the joke here? Tell ya what. Go to your local party district and watch all the big manly men douchebags hanging all over each other and then tell me that guys who strut around with the big swingin' d!ck aren't hiding anything.
Replythat.was.f**king.AWESOME.funny stuff there fellas
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ReplyI don't think the aim was to make fun of the troops. It's making fun of the people who have no idea about the horrors of war but stay comfortably at home and blindly support it.
ReplyWell said.
Yeah, but not really.
HAHAHAHA- oh my god that was hilarious. I'm crying with laughter. oh god, so awesome.
ReplyHaha, genius video. I have a number of friends who I am afraid to show this to because their lives reflect this video a little too closely. The fact that people were offended is a mark of accuracy.
ReplyHah, effing great!
Replycome on cracked. That was a low blow on so many levels. Im ashamed that you stooped to such a low level on that video. It wasn't funny in any aspect. I mean im all for making fun of things, but still. That was way too low.
ReplyJust because you like football doesn't make it a lowblow, saying so is also saying that you're low.
Look, i can speak for most conservatives when I say this. The video was kinda funny, except for the parts with Jesus making out with a guy. Im not h**ophobic or a religous nut or anthing, but you can see how that would be extremely offensive to any religion. Also, the part insulting the troops was kinda wrong too, i dont give a s**t what your opinions on the war are, i think we should all agree that its just wrong to insult troops in that kind of context.
Replyit wasn't really jesus lol it was just some guy dressed up. nobody insulted any troops, they insulted the retards sitting on the couch fist pumping something they don't understand. geez i hope you're trolling otherwise you're really stupid.
This was off the hinges! 3 thumbs up! but this is coming from a dude who's not a professional comedian as im assuming a bunch of these fu ck tards are by the way they comment on it.
ReplyThis video was wonderful. I totally loved it.
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