Slutty Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Tribute

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11/18/2009 10:51:26 AM

bags852

Slutty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard, the most understated yet hilarious thing I've ever seen/heard. Wound up around Edinburgh for Halloween, and saw a lot of these, including the s**tty bee, most turned on i've ever been by an insect, well except for that one time with the centipede. God bless you Cody Johnston, god bless you and your black, black heart.

11/17/2009 02:17:36 PM

tubbyninja

Don't be ridiculous, KingClownGoomba. If he lived in a basement he would obviously know what Star Wars is. What do you call someone who's completely ignorant of nerd culture? I had this problem with my roommate.

11/14/2009 12:33:23 AM

MLE05

This is Cody's best video. Ever. "Whorin it up" is so damn catchy.

11/13/2009 12:48:43 PM

Igloo_McCoy

In Aus. We dont celebrate halloween like the americans, canadians, british, ewoks, whatever...but i think if we had those kinda costumes goin around id go trick or treating haha

11/12/2009 11:20:43 PM

Aussidrummerboi

the blog is good i like it very much, contractors insurance

11/12/2009 10:02:08 AM

adanjay123

a s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard. I almost had to pull out the roflmao, almost

11/11/2009 11:41:38 AM

meltmanjoe

Awesome! Great song too.

11/11/2009 01:10:18 AM

VasqAl

Really great video, I'm watching this for the 15th time now... The freddy kruger part is my favourite

11/10/2009 04:01:18 PM

Selecta

meh

11/07/2009 10:46:51 AM

milkmankaos

Excellent work

11/05/2009 06:46:31 PM

camfa

i'm at fault for going as hunter thompson every year. gotta switch it up next halloween i guess.

11/05/2009 08:54:15 AM

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11/04/2009 07:54:18 PM

lorry

How can you have Super Sexy Star Wars without a super sexy Twi'lek? What the f**k...

11/04/2009 12:57:59 PM

boombalonga

epic win

11/04/2009 11:37:33 AM

raliishahn

You, my friend, have a gift.

11/03/2009 04:29:48 PM

ElNimrodo

Excellent, my costume wasn't listed as one of the s**tty costumes. I guess maybe I didn't whore it up enough? I went as Silk Spectre II. Although everyone kept asking me if I was 'Kill Bill'. Sad. Also pretty sure I saw every single one of these costumes over the course of the Halloween weekend. Except s**tty Dr. Manhatten and Slutty joker.. too bad that would have been awesome.

11/03/2009 11:55:57 AM

erincandy

Tekdollarsign You are a waste of resources, the King Clown Goomba will now eat you. Rejoice that your life will now have a purpose, to feed the almighty King. Also are you saying you really don't know what Star Wars is? Do you live in a basement?

11/03/2009 10:24:14 AM

KingClownGoomba

What The Fuck is a Star Wars? This was your worst column ever, there were hardly even any words. Por job Cody. So por I won't even afford it the extra O.

11/02/2009 09:50:00 PM

tekdollarsign

I never thought of it before but I've seen most of those costumes. This girl Kayla was a s**tty Mad Hatter and this other girl Elaine was a s**tty cat. Who would have figured? Keep up the good work Cody.

11/02/2009 08:52:31 PM

Devildog100

Nice one, Co. Makes me miss the Lost videos even more!

11/02/2009 08:12:20 PM

drummer83

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11/02/2009 07:34:10 PM

kaly76hummer

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11/02/2009 07:33:37 PM

kaly76hummer

I just can't make up my mind about Cody Johnston. This was good--excellent, in fact. But some of his other stuff is absolute s**t. In general, his videos are good, and his columns suck.

11/02/2009 12:59:29 PM

100YTD

Awesome Cody, awesome.

11/02/2009 12:57:05 PM

ILikeStuff

i think i just came a little...

11/02/2009 12:11:24 PM

Onion2u

I couldn't stop thinking about this song all Halloween night. I saw about 12 Jack Sparrows, and there were so many Jokers I actually ran into a bunch. As in literally walked into them because the crowd was so thick with them. Thank you Cody for making my Halloween that much more awesome.

11/02/2009 09:26:44 AM

ecco_domani

Fuck me running, that song is annoying.

11/02/2009 08:21:07 AM

UncleTouchedMe

I still have to finish working on the photos from the horror movie musical I took last week. Freddie Krueger doing a star jump was a sight to behold.

11/02/2009 05:01:39 AM

timchuma

I was arroused by the s**tty Heath Ledger's Joker. I feel weird now.

11/02/2009 03:26:04 AM

Dentim

That was brilliant! :D

11/02/2009 02:18:54 AM

Darkmage

I would kill for a high-quality mp3 of this. "A s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard" f**kin' KILLED me!

11/02/2009 12:24:02 AM

pegritz

"a s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard". HA!

11/01/2009 11:25:15 PM

psychoshadow

I liked the thought of doing a tribute to s**tty costumes, but that was horrible. The song made me want to smash my computer.

11/01/2009 10:25:10 PM

Ganon

Jesus christ that was wonderful.

11/01/2009 10:12:46 PM

ka_la_la_lira

That was pretty great, especially since a buddy of mine and I went as Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer, respectively

11/01/2009 10:02:09 PM

bdubaya

Very true, especially when you're in college, like I was about eight years ago.

11/01/2009 09:04:27 PM

Hubcap

If you're going to insult and objectify women, learn to be funny doing it. I love sexy nurses, but you're rude AND boring.

11/01/2009 08:46:40 PM

AcesAndSevens

lol wow. I saw a s**tty bee yesterday . . . WHO WAS WORKING AT THE FUCKING MALL! xD It was great. Oh and saw a guy dressed up as Waldo and some trekkies. Halloween is great.

11/01/2009 06:58:02 PM

DeMoNxDaVe

Whoring it up is pretty fun

11/01/2009 06:47:15 PM

?TheRiddler?

I saw some girls whoring it up yesterday. It was lovely. 40 degree weather plus no pants= hilarious dash to warmth.

11/01/2009 06:26:33 PM

Shiroke

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11/01/2009 04:17:31 PM

kaly76hummer

VERY catchy. i have been singing it ever since the first time i watched it.

11/01/2009 04:07:16 PM

constantflux

This is hilarious. And catchy.

11/01/2009 03:04:47 PM

ColleenHamilton

All of the *types* of humor that Cody does are funny, when they are done by intelligent people. Onion articles are great...when done by Onion authors. Silly songs are great...when they contain something unexpected or clever instead of mundane observations. It's a little silly to suggest that people who don't like Cody don't get what he's trying to do, as if Cody's some sort of misunderstood postmodern genius, or as if those of us who don't like him have never laughed at anything that wasn't a Cracked list.

11/01/2009 02:23:32 PM

johnnyever

All of the *types* of humor that Cody does are funny, when they are done by intelligent people. Onion articles are great...when done by Onion authors. Silly songs are great...when they contain something unexpected or clever instead of mundane observations. It's a little silly to suggest that people who don't like Cody don't get what he's trying to do, as if Cody's some sort of misunderstood postmodern genius, or as if those of us who don't like him have never laughed at anything that wasn't a Cracked list.

11/01/2009 02:17:11 PM

johnnyever

All of the *types* of humor that Cody does are funny, when they are done by intelligent people. Onion articles are great...when done by Onion authors. Silly songs are great...when they contain something unexpected or clever instead of mundane observations. It's a little silly to suggest that people who don't like Cody don't get what he's trying to do, as if Cody's some sort of misunderstood postmodern genius, or as if those of us who don't like him have never laughed at anything that wasn't a Cracked list.

11/01/2009 02:06:05 PM

johnnyever

JaundiceManatee, you misunderstand, I was just fixing up pizzacat's grammar a little.

11/01/2009 01:47:18 PM

ConstantSexy

The comments on this page and on the digg submission has confirmed what I always suspected: The internet is full of idiots. This song was perfect, keep up the good work Cody.

11/01/2009 01:09:10 PM

ChienMingWang

We all know that girls think it's okay to be a s**t on Halloween for some reason, perhaps to just hand over the subject to comedians everywhere since it's so easy to make fun of. Like, EXTREMELY EASY to make fun of them, and Cody still pretty much just did what any internet moron could do: state that there is a female/s**tty version of everything. Yeah, we all get that. Anything else? Anything to possibly make us laugh, Cody? Or even smile a little? Do anything but frown/roll eyes? I would've much rather seen a Swaim video on s**tty costumes.

11/01/2009 01:03:35 PM

Playswithlemons

Ok, I'll admit giggling at the 's**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard' line. First decent Cody submission, Hallowe'en must be so proud.

11/01/2009 12:52:28 PM

grandpapaw

The King Clown Goomba approves this video and all who oppose shall be eaten in a giant chalupa with s**cy sauce! Also the King would like to mention how true this video is, and how sad that is...

11/01/2009 11:50:52 AM

KingClownGoomba

The chick that did Slutty Dr. Manhattan is a f**king HERO.

11/01/2009 10:35:35 AM

Plangkye

That special brand of Cody fun.

11/01/2009 10:03:21 AM

Voffvoffhunden

Haha this is the first decent thing Cody has submitted. It wasn't all that funny but it was catchy and pretty true...does anyone else occasionally have trouble playing these videos?

11/01/2009 09:23:01 AM

Blitzkid

Haha this is the first decent thing Cody has submitted. It wasn't all that funny but it was catchy and pretty true...does anyone else occasionally have trouble playing these videos?

11/01/2009 09:21:57 AM

Blitzkid

This Cody douche bag must give great head, because there isn't any other reason he's still allowed to make such s**t with such frequency.

11/01/2009 07:21:42 AM

busted_cranium

things i actually saw from this song, s**tty, nurse, mad hatter, maid, captain jack sparrow, Hunter S. Thompson,a cpl bats, wildthings Max, Mario, Dr. Horrible, G.I.Joe. Slutty Cat, Werewolf i would have given my left nut to see a s**tty Dr. Manhatten sadly that is just not the world i live in

11/01/2009 05:47:02 AM

Fatcat1010

It was at least something original and entertaining and from cody, that is like getting blow job and beer machine on christmas day

11/01/2009 04:04:34 AM

Chiziola

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11/01/2009 03:48:52 AM

kaly76hummer

The key change was good

11/01/2009 02:40:20 AM

FrodoSaves

Nice Game Copy Wizard

11/01/2009 02:37:05 AM

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11/01/2009 02:05:28 AM

wetnight

no...just...no

11/01/2009 01:53:44 AM

brokenwings0584

This video seems to never want to be funny or end!

11/01/2009 01:43:16 AM

cobalt

This wasn't funny at all. I was vastly disappointed and I hate it. D:

10/31/2009 11:19:25 PM

RedJudas

Terrible...except for the polar bear line.

10/31/2009 11:07:26 PM

Sketch18

Well, that was very appropriate to be the last thing I see on Hallowe'en.

10/31/2009 10:35:17 PM

Ferret74

RE video: I'm a little bit disturbed that this video was entirely composed of white women. NPR was recently reprimanded for diversity, perhaps Cracked will be next. Jackthestripper: Ordinarily I can't stand to read your comments.. but the comment you wrote below was not that bad. I'm sorry I said that about your mom, and no I didn't really do that thing with your cat.

10/31/2009 10:26:44 PM

decora

The lyrics aren't very good and as usual the animation is pretty mediocre. I like the idea though behind the video though. Although I haven't seen that many s**tty outfits or people dressing up as jack sparrow or the joker. Maybe I'm just not in the right places.

10/31/2009 10:02:04 PM

mr1swift

the s**tty blizzard was f**king hilarious.

10/31/2009 09:59:59 PM

Bettan

I don't think I've been able to read through any one of your articles Cody, but keep pumping out these videos.

10/31/2009 09:53:35 PM

shart_bite

This was incredibly awesome.

10/31/2009 09:47:58 PM

ninja

awesome. great work

10/31/2009 09:19:16 PM

NZSkep

very good cody

10/31/2009 08:57:07 PM

granny69

hah! a sl*tty polar bear in a sl*tty blizzard! i love it!

10/31/2009 08:19:18 PM

constantflux

Check out The Onion: Top Halloween Costumes, Women 18-34: Sexy French Maid Sexy Cat Sexy Witch Sexy Hobo Sexy Ketchup Bottle Sexy Prostitute Sexy Mother Teresa Sexy Bus Driver Sexy teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36764

10/31/2009 08:16:02 PM

Alfred E. Nixon

It takes balls to modulate a whole step in the final verse. Well played.

10/31/2009 07:08:33 PM

G-Stone

I'm not a fan of Cody's but it's worth saying that this video was great. I didn't like the animations either, but I spose there wasn't another way of doing it. Good work man.

10/31/2009 07:00:53 PM

Jackthestripper

As usual your song kick f**king ass Cody, way to go!!!

10/31/2009 06:53:30 PM

linoleum_jc

Fuckin' A tweety I love s**tty girls in s**tty costumes.

10/31/2009 06:51:28 PM

syd_6.7

I wish I had a Dr.Horrible costume!

10/31/2009 06:27:38 PM

Saint.Dark

What?? They censor "s**t"?? Wtf?? Hah, my costume is s**tty because it's from oktoberfest. It's a sexy lil' dirndl... with a sequin petticoat. Couldn't find a regular petticoat.

10/31/2009 06:23:50 PM

hamsterjelly

i like the s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard lol

10/31/2009 06:00:16 PM

Ninjaballz

Hooollyy s**t that sucked.

10/31/2009 05:45:53 PM

imc440

Man, I'm glad I believed in you Cody, because if I hadn't, this video would totally suck. Keep it up, one day you'll actually be posted on Cracked.

10/31/2009 05:34:20 PM

xachex

How about a s**tty s**t?

10/31/2009 05:30:14 PM

LiamA

not too shabby.

10/31/2009 05:20:36 PM

TheManPanda

So true. So hilarious. This I saw last night: Mario, GI Joes, a girl wearing nothing but bunny ears and a bikini.

10/31/2009 05:18:16 PM

Actionopoly

very good, stuff like this gives me faith in cody

10/31/2009 04:59:52 PM

shansta619

Hey, this was pretty funny. Well done Cody!

10/31/2009 04:53:36 PM

DTG

Cracked? what's up with the f**king censorship of the f**king comment section lately? what the hell? of all the f**king dumbass sites on the f**king goddamn internet, i never f**king thought it would come to you motherf**king goddamn a*****e s**tface, bukake-lovin'....nah...i'm just joking!

10/31/2009 04:36:53 PM

solange

I'm so happy this vid was made! I can't tell you how pissed it makes me to see Halloween go to the dogs...or rather, the s**tty dogs!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD (yeah...I thought it was a funny pun, so shut up.)

10/31/2009 04:34:59 PM

solange

I didn't laugh that much until the s**tty polar bear in the s**tty blizzard. That part was hilarious!

10/31/2009 04:07:34 PM

Cuindless

I'm sorry but this was a stupid video!

10/31/2009 04:01:55 PM

italiangoddess

"Maybe Cracked could try writing without sexual references and then people like me, people with lives and children, could actually enjoy this site." People with lives? Oh dear...As a website on the internet, those people are not cracked.com's target market at all. It would be commercial suicide to tailor the site to such people. The website's built for people like me, spending halloween at home on the internet getting into arguments with strangers. Just like my birthday, just like christmas. Now TITS or GTFO.

10/31/2009 03:31:32 PM

Swaimfan

i have to wonder if the s**tty dr manhattan has a fake s**tty blue dong...

10/31/2009 03:18:09 PM

Qarano

Oh man I loved this video! And for all you neigh-sayers out there, FUCK YOU! This is an adultish site. FUCK OFF

10/31/2009 03:13:48 PM

nerdygy

I wonder if the Doc Manhattan costume comes pixelated.

10/31/2009 03:12:43 PM

theHeadCase

This made my day. If you're offended by it, too bad. Part of halloween for girls is being s**tty. My costume isn't up here... but i'll for sure be whoring it up!

10/31/2009 03:12:19 PM

bobcatgirl12

Needs more s**tty girl costumes.

10/31/2009 03:03:50 PM

Ice9

I had no idea that there are so many options for s**tty costumes...

10/31/2009 02:51:17 PM

PessOpt

I'm glad none of my options were on here...although I almost considered the hogwarts one.

10/31/2009 02:25:21 PM

Noirakita

the "s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizard part" was awesome

10/31/2009 02:19:04 PM

Fealiks

Most amusing

10/31/2009 01:58:20 PM

CrazyAJ

Congratulations, Cody. You've finally posted something worthy of Cracked, and I salute you for it. Keep it up, mate!

10/31/2009 01:50:57 PM

fangboy

Hey FUCK OFFFFFFFF! Don't tell the b***hes that they're 's**tty'!! You know how touchy they get! If this vid stops 's**tty whorin' it up' in my local... God had better get Beelzebubs help, to stop me from....... well..... writing another ANGRY COMMENT! God Bless Sluts... & All Who Sail In 'em! f%)

10/31/2009 01:49:15 PM

Bollox

captain jack sparrows and heath ledger jokers are far to prominent!

10/31/2009 01:48:30 PM

MandaZie

ConstantSexy, you're in the wrong place if you're offended by that stuff.

10/31/2009 01:29:30 PM

JaundiceManatee

Thankkk youuuu for finally making a funny video :P

10/31/2009 01:27:12 PM

J-MajicK

That was surprisingly funny.

10/31/2009 01:17:10 PM

Impure

I think the most shameful Halloween ever was when I went as Jack Sparrow. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. The year before that I was Hunter S Thompson too. Didn't realize it was that popular a costume, I've never seen anyone else wear it. Pretty fun getting into character, but as I got wasted it slowly turned into a Mr. Magoo impression.

10/31/2009 01:10:49 PM

bribios

hey to the guy that dissed cody,f**k you. hes fuking funny. go away. douche.

10/31/2009 12:59:59 PM

zachgeorge

I normally like submitted videos that much. In any case, I did really enjoy this one.

10/31/2009 12:58:42 PM

mclukas

@ConstantSexy Then find another site, if you don't enjoy this one.

10/31/2009 12:34:41 PM

theSnark

Holy s**t I was going as Hunter S. Thompson! You really got me Cracked!

10/31/2009 12:28:28 PM

littlerudi08043

Whorin' it up!

10/31/2009 12:16:29 PM

HundeDesKrieg

bahaha, cracked you never fail to make me laugh my favourite part has ought to be Slutty polar bears in a s**tty snowstorm bahahaha

10/31/2009 12:03:44 PM

jaimestellar

Very good sir, I enjoyed it.

10/31/2009 11:49:46 AM

KTHXBAI

@pizzacat Of course it was stupid of me to think that Cracked had changed their ways. The term "s**t" is highly offensive so to devote an entire video to that term is just plain sickening. If I wanted to see non-stop naked women I would look at Maxim. But no, that disgusts me. Maybe Cracked could try writing without sexual references and then people like me, people with lives and children, could actually enjoy this site.

10/31/2009 11:26:48 AM

ConstantSexy

Awesome.

10/31/2009 11:15:41 AM

Dr.Avery

Oh man, I go to Penn State, and this could not be any more truthful. It made me laugh out loud.

10/31/2009 10:48:28 AM

GenericHuman

THANK THE LORD FOR SLUTTY GIRLS IN SLUTTY COSTUMES... WHORIN' IT UP!! That is all.

10/31/2009 10:45:22 AM

TheDirtball

You know, as popular as the "Women use Halloween as an excuse to dress like s**ts" belief is, I've only seen ONE girl in my entire life actually dress like one of these girls EVERY year. She's a porn "star" now, named Missy Stone. JohnVince, I believe your attacks on Cody's personal life is your way to deal with your jealousy that he's getting his work posted on Cracked. Hey, I'll tell you what, instead of me saying "Why don't you give facts and details as to why you don't like it?", I will instead tell you to send Cody some of your amazing comedic work so he can learn from the Master you so obviously are. Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it, Johnny Boy.

10/31/2009 10:30:31 AM

AyteeSics

I thought it was really funny. For everyone who's saying it isn't... well, at least it has tons of boobs, right?

10/31/2009 10:18:39 AM

The Moose

This would have been better had it been funny. Cody what is your s**tty girl going as for halloween this year? or is this whole thing your cathartic way to deal with the fact you DONT have one of those girls to brag about and take to parties? im guessing option 2..fail

10/31/2009 10:15:16 AM

johnvince

I loved it myself.

10/31/2009 10:14:59 AM

Pryopizm

this was actually really funny, i don't know where all the hate is coming from.

10/31/2009 10:13:14 AM

beandip

A SLUTTY POLAR BEAR IN A SLUTTY BLIZZARD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

10/31/2009 10:05:11 AM

Ragnasty

This really made my day.

10/31/2009 09:58:13 AM

amishlightening

I really feel like Cody is one of the funniest people on Cracked. At least, the one I'd be most likely to buy a beer Loved the video

10/31/2009 09:56:52 AM

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10/31/2009 09:56:32 AM

Sallymar

Wooo! I may not be able to watch 2g1c all the way through, but I got through this one. Brutal. Absolutely brutal. Needed more zazz.

10/31/2009 09:54:57 AM

uscbadfish

That was ok, good concept, but badly executed. Mainly cus the song was annoying and all those cutout images and words floating around looked crap.

10/31/2009 09:54:46 AM

Larwick

Ahahahaha, maybe my favourite Cody video yet! Tied with the first game tutorial, anyway.

10/31/2009 09:50:10 AM

Demmagog

This site is awesome. The jokes are awesome. DOB Is the greatest, what is it like living in his shadow? Whorin' it up

10/31/2009 09:33:19 AM

mh1039

This video was exceptionally irritating. The only saving grace was the aforementioned s**tty girls (in s**tty costumes). Cody, you are not funny in the least! Your presence on this site is an insult to the comedic genius of DOB, Swaim and Brockter Dre.

10/31/2009 09:31:06 AM

Reduxx

yea guys c'mon pizzacat is a run of the mill flamebaiter. but cody omg i lmao at "a s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard" perfect XD

10/31/2009 09:15:02 AM

KingSalmon

Damn Jack Sparrow and Heath Ledger's Joker!

10/31/2009 09:06:03 AM

1337_5K1LL5

Really clever, great job Cody.

10/31/2009 09:05:42 AM

stefan

Just ignore pizzacat. An obvious troll, whose efforts are rewarded by your attention.

10/31/2009 09:04:03 AM

DanH

Just one of the worst things I've seen on cracked.

10/31/2009 08:49:18 AM

whoadude

a lot better than the usual videos. very good.

10/31/2009 08:45:03 AM

spooky767

Disturbingly bad.

10/31/2009 08:44:40 AM

FraX

hehe s**tty heath ledger's joker

10/31/2009 08:40:19 AM

damnmonkey

Hahaha, wonderful video, Cody. Also, just to feed the troll, pizzacat is a stupid fat whore who needs to die, as I've stated previously. Hooray!

10/31/2009 08:30:46 AM

LordChristo

That was by far the best thing he's done as of yet. Lol, s**tty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard.

10/31/2009 08:18:19 AM

screechweasel

ahaha a lutty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard lol

10/31/2009 08:16:47 AM

newchef

That was very very good, better than some of his previous efforts. 'Slutty polar bear in a s**tty blizzard' lol

10/31/2009 07:54:31 AM

Callum828

damn you shiroke, you beat me to it, rats! lol

10/31/2009 07:53:01 AM

boogeypop

To Pizzacat: the title f'n said Slutty twice. if you think that's offensive and have children around i think you may need to set your priorities and read first then make sure the children aren't in the room before you click-click-click. And let's just face it. If a girl dresses like a Ghostbuster and her breasts are "busting" out the top then she's a s**t. She may not excessively have sex with people but she's for damn sure asking to be called a s**t for doing it. She's fully aware of the way she looks and the way a guy thinks (maybe not all guys). She wants the s**tty attention and I could easily go in to the reasons for the psychological issues of her actions but I won't.

10/31/2009 07:52:16 AM

boogeypop

OK, I've been too lazy to make an account until now, but pizzacat, you have convinced me it was necessary. 1) "course stupid of me to think crack had changed their ways the term 'sl*t' is highly offensive so 2 denote an entire video to that term is just plain sickenin" Slut is only offensive if you are a s**t. But, here is the paradox - If you are a s**t, you're gonna get called a s**t! 2)"if i wanted 2 see non stop naked women i would look at maxim but no" Ummmm.....did you even watch the video before you got on your sexist feminism high horse again? I've seen you complain so much about how men suck and how cracked insults women. Then get off the site! If you are offended, why do you come back? Also, I happen to be friends with a feminist. She would watch this and laugh and agree with the statement because the girls in this video are the ones who set back your feminist cause by using their sexuality, not men. 3)"disgusts me mybe crack culd try writin without sexual references n then people like me people with lives n children could actually enjoy this site" Hey! Guess what? Some of us find these sexual refrences (which all cracked articles are not full of, so you can stop your b***hing on that right now.) to be funny! Also, maybe you should get off cracked, stop complaining, and go live your so called "life" and maybe take your kids outside to do something instead of (not) watching videos that offend you! Sounds smart to me, mkay? Mkay. Also, learn to spell and use better grammar you s**t.

10/31/2009 07:50:38 AM

Shiroke

Haha what made the video for me was the s**tty polar bear in the s**tty blizzard.

10/31/2009 07:44:34 AM

CaramelBear

Wow they all looking mighty nice to me dude! RT www.complete-privacy.at.tc

10/31/2009 07:44:30 AM

jtweezo

i just forwarded this to my gf who is going as one of the forementioned... I'm hoping shel laugh, but I'm thinking I'm in trouble :P

10/31/2009 07:42:45 AM

keys72

Wow, that wasted about 2 minutes of my time. Only good thing about that was the half-naked women, and even then the internet gods have blessed us with porn...so all-in-all, pretty much a complete waste of time.

10/31/2009 07:41:14 AM

voidedlives

Wow, that wasted about 2 minutes of my time. Only good thing about that was the half-naked women, and even then the internet gods have blessed us with porn...so all-in-all, pretty much a complete waste of time.

10/31/2009 07:39:58 AM

voidedlives

Freaking. Awesome.

10/31/2009 07:38:36 AM

RadioRental

Great video Cody. Really funny take on an old topic. Also, you're not a terrible singer. Only problem was that the production values were pretty low.

10/31/2009 07:20:23 AM

i8luigi

I'm going to think "Whorin' It Up" at least all day, if not all week. The s**tty Dr. Manhattan, Jack Sparrow and Joker were pretty damn hilarious too.

10/31/2009 07:20:15 AM

JaundiceManatee

course stupid of me to think crack had changed their ways the term 'sl*t' is highly offensive so 2 denote an entire video to that term is just plain sickenin if i wanted 2 see non stop naked women i would look at maxim but no disgusts me mybe crack culd try writin without sexual references n then people like me people with lives n children could actually enjoy this site

10/31/2009 07:16:16 AM

pizzacat

Fantastic Cody!

10/31/2009 07:14:09 AM

ReneeIsMe2day

That's true, most people use those costumes to try to look original. Like the Narutos and Ls in anime conventions, and in the 90s The Crow was the hip... no wait... more gothic... was the darkness! I mean, they're great characters, we GET IT

10/31/2009 07:11:37 AM

xsamxdravenx

Oh, this is win.

10/31/2009 06:59:02 AM

theSnark

awesome vid, GO Cody Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/31/2009 06:58:42 AM

grumula

This is actually really really funny. I normally don't like Cody's stuff that much, but this one is really damn funny. And catchy too. Damn. Whorin' it up

10/31/2009 06:52:57 AM

Alias42

as someone who has spent his entire adult professional life in the halloween industry, i gotta say, it was great! the funniest thing about all the heath ledger's jokers, capt. jack sparrows, and s**tty whatevers is thatthey ALL think they are being original!

10/31/2009 06:41:34 AM

razorwyre1

Dude, I think this video was f**king brilliant. Haha, I'm going as a s**tty bumblebee, and I will most definitely be whoring it up xD

10/31/2009 06:35:02 AM

RammsteinFoSho

Badly made but kinda funny.

10/31/2009 06:33:44 AM

oldmanmike

The thing that made this video was the "Whorin' It Up" part. That's gonna be stuck in my head for a while.

10/31/2009 06:23:40 AM

crackcorn

This was pretty lame. Try harder next Halloween.

10/31/2009 06:18:56 AM

kazarkus

No! I don't wanna see s**tty girls dressed as men dressed as s**tty girls! I't bad enough that all those Ledger Jokers will be prowling the night, doing awful impersonations. ::fetal position::

10/31/2009 06:01:09 AM

likalaruku

great video.... :|

10/31/2009 05:51:30 AM

muppet1010

and Frog.

10/31/2009 05:39:11 AM

Gourry

aw crap... my bee costume came up. whorin it up! i liked this, catchy.

10/31/2009 05:37:09 AM

Laurara

the s**tty polarbear in the s**tty blizzard was the s**ttiest

10/31/2009 05:14:09 AM

EvilPenguin

This wasn't that funny.

10/31/2009 05:11:06 AM

galaxyrock

I had pretty low expectations but this exceeded them. Kinda catchy. (and yes, I'm being a Valkyrie this year, so I do make up part of this population!)

10/31/2009 05:08:52 AM

RecycledViking