6 Types Of Youtube Videos There Are Waaay Too Many Of

Dang, and the first video I ever uploaded to YouTube was turtle humping.

11/20/2009 01:24:39 PM

TheNerdyNinja

Damn dude, you're not even dead and you've got like five tribute videos on youtube.

11/17/2009 02:03:46 PM

SystemError

Liked the Kids in the Hall clip, there. I'm onto you, Swaim.

11/17/2009 01:09:53 PM

Thicket

You ARE that famous :O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZUi52JcV8 I love your parody!!!

11/16/2009 03:46:10 PM

pavlovsdaughter

Swaimy, please, get back to your solo videos.

11/16/2009 11:00:26 AM

AmySteakhouse

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11/16/2009 09:03:15 AM

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11/16/2009 06:18:32 AM

cherry668

@Kalmbach Swaim didn't say fighting. He said 'eagle on eagle'.

11/15/2009 11:42:41 AM

Tartra

@ShanaF 'Fappable' has two 'p's.

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11/15/2009 07:18:28 AM

qjgayv

absolutely LOLable!! also, the emo kids totally stole this vid! did i just write that for real?

11/14/2009 01:17:29 PM

hellblade

Some golden Swaim right there.

11/13/2009 07:57:55 AM

Hasenmond

I really wish DOB didn't arouse me so.

11/13/2009 12:57:52 AM

ala5150

Did you seriously just use the term "fapable"? wow.

11/11/2009 01:07:31 PM

Shana F

After watching this i spent most of my day off watching animals fight each other on youtube. thank you... no seriously you're a f*g roboface.

11/11/2009 11:32:18 AM

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11/10/2009 08:24:33 PM

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11/10/2009 07:56:57 PM

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On a Boat is actually pretty funny, localboy. I'd avoid it if you hate rap, though. Anyways, this is the best Cracked TV episode since the music video episodes.

11/09/2009 04:08:47 PM

BloodnThunder

never seen "on a boat" and probably never will after this video

11/07/2009 01:56:41 AM

localboyrlm

"Music by 2Pac and Phil Collins"

11/06/2009 09:34:31 PM

drifter1717

No matter how many times i watch this, it's still HILARIOUS. Good job. *snicker* Eagles. . .

11/06/2009 07:21:57 AM

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11/04/2009 06:31:56 PM

items2009

f**king wolf! - lmao

11/03/2009 09:47:06 PM

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CHIIIPS!

11/03/2009 08:51:13 PM

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11/03/2009 11:13:51 AM

hottierita

Asscrack TV was absolutely hilarious. Now do a video on how awesome you are.

11/03/2009 08:13:04 AM

Wrellis

I want to see a gorilla fight an alligator.

11/02/2009 08:47:00 AM

dead_alewives

Not to be a dick or anything, but the footage of the two eagles 'fighting'...that's actually a courtship display.

10/31/2009 02:12:31 PM

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10/28/2009 07:38:54 PM

dudemalls2062

I'm surprised by all of the people pointing out the wrinkles in his shirt during the turtle skit. His character is a slack-jawed slouch (literally). That's also why his tie is crooked. Duuu~uuh.

10/28/2009 05:42:22 PM

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10/28/2009 05:24:32 PM

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10/28/2009 05:23:26 PM

kaly76hummer

ooooohhhh yeah Girl?

10/28/2009 04:02:14 PM

Sulgit64

I bet 1k people are making their ring tone that sound now

10/28/2009 12:13:29 PM

boombalonga

ACTUALLY, the rules for when to say tortoise and when to say turtle change around depending on the country. For example, if arbootieoaks is in Australia and frrrrrunkus is in USA, they're both right. I think the UK has a third set of rules as well. Now I'm wondering if that was actually worth clarifying.

10/25/2009 08:22:00 PM

Nackl

I've enjoyed the shit out of these videos before, but this specific episode was particularly hilarious. Brilliant, and I thank you. Also: yes, 'on a broom' chick is hot. The video is unwatchable and the song parody itself is offensive to all humans of IQ above room temperature, but I'll be damned if that girl isn't just cute as a button.

10/25/2009 07:20:00 PM

thatboomerkid

asscrack tv had me laughing so hard that now my chest hurts. awesome work swaim! as always. p.s. yes, your shirt is super wrinkly. though on the other hand, i guess one with such particular tast in ringtones probably doesnt bother with such trivial matters as a wrinkled shirts..

10/25/2009 02:13:00 AM

gigglejuice

"I'm on a broom" chick is hot.

10/24/2009 03:57:00 PM

ImThePanNow

arbootieoaks, you may want to check yourself before you toss insults around being that you yourself do not know the definition of the word 'turtle', which is just a GENERIC term for the whole species. tur·tle 1 (tûrtl) n. 1. Any of various aquatic or terrestrial reptiles of the order Testudines (or Chelonia), having horny toothless jaws and a bony or leathery shell into which the head, limbs, and tail can be withdrawn in most species. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/turtle Real ignorants don't need to be pointed out. Tortoise is a specific term. Using the word turtle is perfectly acceptable.

10/24/2009 02:40:00 PM

frrrrrrunkus

all of those "turtles" were actually tortoises, nobody seems to know the difference. idiots

10/24/2009 01:42:00 AM

arbootieoaks

Awesome. I have no idea why turtle humping is considered the fine art of Youtube, but there it is. Animal fights are pretty sweet, though. Except those eagles locking talons were actually getting it on, not fighting. Still!

10/23/2009 06:23:00 PM

sadieskittles

Asscrack TV was hilarious! Why where those chips so funny?

10/23/2009 04:45:00 PM

Ganache

Your blue shirt in the office skit with the screwing turtle ringtone is very very wrinkly. Good god man, don't you own an iron ? You're usually so well groomed. I for one will not be returning to Cracked.com until I hear that this has been attended to. I bid you good day.

10/23/2009 12:27:00 PM

Uberman

Omg Flower died?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!

10/23/2009 07:42:00 AM

surrender314

There can never be too many videos of emo kids making out!!!!

10/23/2009 07:25:00 AM

surrender314

this was the funniest video ive ever seen of yours, HILARIOUS

10/23/2009 06:34:00 AM

bluetiger435

My God, Swaim. How can your videos be so, SO much better than the others on this site? And I actually LIKE the other groups here..... The turtles killed me.

10/23/2009 05:45:00 AM

Chojinra

What about videos for contests? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h43sNG8vHWw

10/23/2009 01:25:00 AM

Vishus

The montage of animals fighting nearly killed me.

10/23/2009 01:12:00 AM

Champ

is swaim the funniest 5-10 minute internet video comedian? without needing to conduct any further research, i say 'yes'. brilliant as always.

10/22/2009 08:14:00 PM

ballrags

DAN O'BRIAN IS SO EFFING CUTE!

10/22/2009 04:50:00 PM

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10/22/2009 04:22:00 PM

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10/22/2009 04:21:00 PM

kaly76hummer

Me and a friend make fun of "I'm On A Boat" all the time. We just do the A-OK sign , nod, and say "I fucked a _______". I never gets old.

10/22/2009 04:05:00 PM

Cloak

Glad to see "I'm On A Couch" make a resurgence here. Brings back old memories, Swaim.

10/22/2009 03:28:00 PM

pbraud

DOB beatboxing. My life is now complete.

10/22/2009 02:35:00 PM

Sonny

haha just brilliant keep up the good work!

10/22/2009 11:26:00 AM

jaffa2008

MmmmmmmmmmMichael Swaimmmmmmmm. God I wanna fuck you.

10/22/2009 08:49:00 AM

indie114

Holy shit, the "clips of chips" parody bit made me laugh SO hard. Seriously. You're glorious, Michael!

10/22/2009 03:00:00 AM

Pathojen

he forgot AMV's of shitty music to cartoons and people doing stupid things like drive buy insults and mintos videos.

10/22/2009 01:05:00 AM

Jaket2000

Yeah, Camus has a lot of subtext. You've got to read him 3 or 4 times before you real get to the O.G. layer.

10/22/2009 12:02:00 AM

alley_cat

I have no idea why your specific diction on "clips of chips" made the video...but it did. Asscrack TV was a fucking hilarious bit and I hope it's not just a one-time thing. Keep up the good work Swaim!

10/21/2009 10:54:00 PM

Jukebox

Do the Cracked editors care at all about the titles? It should read "6 Types of Youtube Videos of Which There Are Waaay Too Many." Otherwise, the video is awesome as usual.

10/21/2009 10:50:00 PM

Lady_Mondegreen

Anime music videos should replace animal fights. There should be MORE animal fights, actually.

10/21/2009 04:21:00 PM

kvinnan86

What??? No anime music video in the top 6???

10/21/2009 03:03:00 PM

johnnystreets

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10/21/2009 01:08:00 PM

theelous3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwShDMyIiJw

10/21/2009 09:41:00 AM

Ryuukun

Rest in Peace Mikal Sviam

10/21/2009 07:52:00 AM

Ryuukun

Normally I avoid submitting comments since that means I have to see at least one other person's opinion, but heck, you did well enough to warrant me doing the unthinkable~ You did well on this dude! Needs moar babeheart though >:I

10/21/2009 03:25:00 AM

Derpderpityderp

Fucking wolf!

10/21/2009 02:58:00 AM

Ceknight78

I lose it when I see the goat tumbling end over end off of a cliff. Im surprised the camera man managed to keep the camera straight while trying to supress his laughter.

10/20/2009 09:48:00 PM

BlindWatchmaker

You know. . . I have NO idea what the fuck I just watched. . . . I mean, what was the THEME, man??? But regardless, it made me laugh, so I guess this episode of SWAIM was good, huh? SWAIM rocks!!!

10/20/2009 09:11:00 PM

mournblade

so so funny

10/20/2009 06:01:00 PM

grx8845

I approve of any slideshow containing both Denise Milani and Lucy Pinder. Also, Ass-cracked tv was the best thing ever.

10/20/2009 03:34:00 PM

JizzlTizzl

This is like the definition of awesomeness. Number 1 was uber.

10/20/2009 02:58:00 PM

articdragone

Asscrack T.V. was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. The way you say "clips of chips" makes me laugh every time I hear it.

10/20/2009 02:43:00 PM

Tearstains

Fucking Wolf!

10/20/2009 12:54:00 PM

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10/20/2009 12:31:00 PM

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10/20/2009 12:31:00 PM

kaly76hummer

why won't it play dammit

10/20/2009 12:08:00 PM

TyVi

Does anyone know where that car falling into a canyon clip came from?

10/20/2009 11:37:00 AM

katamariape

Sometimes I dream about you and wet my bed, in that good, sticky kind of way.

10/20/2009 11:18:00 AM

MaryPoppins

Michael Swain, you're a genius! may you rest in peace.

10/20/2009 10:04:00 AM

mactheknife

why is michael swaim not on televsion? he is of such status in my eyes that if he were to walk down the street for an hour every day for 5 days at least 4 people would recognise him in that time. that's impressive. also I am british and I flapping love this man and everything he represents and that my friends...........is international appeal. don't choke on my massive thoughts.

10/20/2009 09:47:00 AM

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10/20/2009 08:38:00 AM

Sallymar

SWAIM this was GREAT but you need to bitch slap the webmaster with a cartoon fucking ANVIL. It's no small secret that YOU are the biggest drawcard at Cracked. Sure the other guys are funny but we don't have to READ when you entertain us and thats a good thing. Where was I going with this? Oh yes, on the main page your article just seesm like any other, with a little TINY icon of a REALLY outdated video camera, so we know it's a video, If I hadn't clicked on it because I'm bored I'd have never known it was by you and might never have seen it. My point here - Make sure YOUR NAME is mentioned in the headliner. SWAIMS NEW VIDEO - then the title. That sort of thing.

10/20/2009 08:00:00 AM

Doctorchaos

Damn that was some funny shit! Swaim FTW

10/20/2009 07:30:00 AM

lindsycarranza

I think the eagles in "eagle vs eagle" are doing a mating dance, not fighting.

10/20/2009 04:24:00 AM

moonfall

You and DOB should go on tour, I'd totally be your groupie.

10/20/2009 01:48:00 AM

QueenSativa

Freaky, I panicked when he asked me to think of a song and came up with Pokerface. This was also the first time I ever actively responded to a request from a video, only for you Michael, only for you.

10/20/2009 12:45:00 AM

DCFGS3

3:18, scantily clad woman, bent over, to a soundtrack of 2Pac and Phil Collins? Odd mix. I'm inspired to do a mash up of "you'll be in my heart" and "wonder why they call you bitch".

10/20/2009 12:33:00 AM

Abby_Normal

swaim and dob that's a chocolate peanut butter situation

10/19/2009 11:36:00 PM

pixelbob

$5 says that at least 10 of the people who saw this will convert turtle humping into their latest ringtone. No "poops?" Well, you can never have too many of them.

10/19/2009 11:24:00 PM

likalaruku

I need to have sex with Michael Swaim.

10/19/2009 11:22:00 PM

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10/19/2009 10:27:00 PM

jiatao258

My God. 'Clips with Chips' and the Enya montage have to rank up there with the 'scissors' drawing (in the Child Prodigies vid) as funniest Swaim moments. I was laughing so hard my tears made the screen blurry.

10/19/2009 09:59:00 PM

moonflood

I lost it at the Enya bit.

10/19/2009 09:44:00 PM

Socialist Shoe

Vid be broke

10/19/2009 09:17:00 PM

Dr.Zoidburg

The Enya made me crack up each time. lol

10/19/2009 09:04:00 PM

IWantToComment

Stuck in a hospital bed with abdominal issues yet made the decision to come to watch videos on this site knowing I'd hurt. At least this is a good pain - I loved this video. You made a sick girl laugh hard

10/19/2009 08:32:00 PM

mandelion

The only thing that would make michael cooler would be if he had a mullet.

10/19/2009 08:27:00 PM

MulletMcNasty

You keep Cracked alive! Way to go SWAIM. Best out there!

10/19/2009 08:17:00 PM

StephaBon

who the hell`s lady gaga?

10/19/2009 08:16:00 PM

WetKant

I was hoping this would mention more terrible music videos which are just combinations of video and music that don't sync.

10/19/2009 08:14:00 PM

Daniel_BMS

Eagle on fucking wolf! Haha this was hilarious

10/19/2009 08:11:00 PM

atheistnation

Michael always does the best stuff in cracked.com you always make me laugh dude you pwn. Not like David Wong men he suckssss

10/19/2009 07:34:00 PM

Colombianit0

Nice one !!! :D this one is totally one of my favorites (till this time, maybe you will came up with something even better and this may fall to de bottom of the list ), any way mr. " Suain" (LOL), i hope thinks like this make those spammers stop a little for a youtube free of SPAM ! D: ...

10/19/2009 07:18:00 PM

Q-ro

they... they just keep getting funnier!

10/19/2009 07:11:00 PM

punkywaffle

I was about to write about how funny the video was but then echocharlie's comment upstaged it and made me laugh more.

10/19/2009 07:05:00 PM

AtomicSpike

God, you're awesome Swaim. This is one of your best videos.

10/19/2009 07:03:00 PM

lestrange5

That was one of the best yet.

10/19/2009 07:01:00 PM

FRANKENSLUT

swaim=solid gold nuggets

10/19/2009 06:55:00 PM

jarfonz8

I laughed so hard at the eagle bit I nearly shit my pants.

10/19/2009 06:54:00 PM

LuckyStrike

swaim is the funniest man on this earth.

10/19/2009 06:49:00 PM

pudleysausages

Did that tribute video say featuring music by Tupac and Phil Collins? Lol wow

10/19/2009 06:43:00 PM

MartianTerror17

Nice job ironing that shirt for the turtle ring tone bit. You may want to switch it on next time...

10/19/2009 06:27:00 PM

echocharlie

RIP Michael SwaiN ... HA

10/19/2009 06:26:00 PM

bcanders

swaim is the best

10/19/2009 06:23:00 PM

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10/19/2009 06:08:00 PM

cherry668

I haven't seen the original video, but I think there's a good chance that the video of the eagles clasping feet and spinning was actually a courtship ritual and not a fight.

10/19/2009 06:04:00 PM

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10/19/2009 06:03:00 PM

jtweezo

Great work again, Swaim!

10/19/2009 05:39:00 PM

GoDFaDDa

Why doesn't this video work on my computer?

10/19/2009 05:14:00 PM

FoolyCoolyKid

I can't believe there is already an Internet parody based on "Poke Her Face". There goes my one shot at Internet fame and acclaim. Thanks for the warning, Michael Swame.

10/19/2009 05:14:00 PM

Pedgerow

WOW....emo kids and make out vids...YUCK! Eagle montage...best facking thing I have ever seen especially the flailing fireworks shot. haha

10/19/2009 05:12:00 PM

Cmonsta

I shall now go look for that Eagle vs. Goat clip and watch it repeatedly while laughing hysterically.

10/19/2009 04:55:00 PM

Silk_Sk

Best so far. Excellent montage of animal fight scenes, Swaim. What about a porcupine fighting a lion? No? Alright, fair enough, that one was kind of-WE HAVE THAT! LMFAO! Keeps these great videos coming.

10/19/2009 04:49:00 PM

improvcomedy14

Swaim, you look like my insurance broker. Don't you think the JC Penney sweater should go? BTW, I want to up my coverage to 500k.

10/19/2009 04:44:00 PM

infection

Another type of video there's way too much of: people showing off that they have mastered one guitar part of a hit song. ....@Supernova: the song is "The Night" by Morphine. (just kidding)

10/19/2009 04:39:00 PM

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10/19/2009 04:31:00 PM

wetnight

looks like someone wore his funy pants to work this week. great vid.

10/19/2009 04:05:00 PM

ceegeetee

yeah i have the same problem i tried earlier today too

10/19/2009 04:04:00 PM

Sofa-king

WHY...DOESN'T...IT...PLAY!!!

10/19/2009 03:57:00 PM

DonkeysRAliens

That was the best video you've ever created Mr. Swaim. That I've seen. Good job sir.

10/19/2009 03:50:00 PM

TacoMonster

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10/19/2009 03:47:00 PM

kaly76hummer

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10/19/2009 03:47:00 PM

kaly76hummer

Well, the clip I took it from has a narrator talking about how they're fighting for territory for food for their children. The winner flies back to a nest with freshly hatched chicks. So either eagles mate again immediately after having chicks, or you just can't trust the National Geographic channel.

10/19/2009 03:40:00 PM

MichaelSwaim

It's probably been said, but those eagles weren't fighting. That's a mating ritual for eagles.

10/19/2009 03:27:00 PM

Movieman894

a tribute to a man who beat up people then killed his family. Brilliant. As a brit i can say i didn't give a shit ex-princess Diana died.

10/19/2009 03:25:00 PM

redman1989

NOOOOOO!!!! For the love of God, why did that cute dog have to die!?

10/19/2009 03:23:00 PM

hulk67851

Ok it's official anytime you want to take your video to the next level just add a dash of DOB. Seriously Swaim and Gladstone are both hilarious but the best vids they have done recently both feature DOB. I'm not sure what it is. . . Must be the abs.

10/19/2009 03:10:00 PM

Whiskeyriver

Eagle vs Wolf!! Holy fucking shit!!

10/19/2009 02:55:00 PM

rim1

Married to a dude! Amirite?!

10/19/2009 02:48:00 PM

MichaelSwaim

DOB beat-boxing! Awesome! And I had no idea there was a wave of androgynous emo-kissing videos on YouTube...Not that that's relevant to me in any way!...Gross...I'm just going to go to YouTube now so I can...um...Look up theme songs to old cartoons from the 90s like I always do...TOTALLY not going to jerk to emos making out...

10/19/2009 02:38:00 PM

Tezzle

TOTALY RANDOM!!!

10/19/2009 02:25:00 PM

vagitoe

I fuckin' love ya Swaim!

10/19/2009 02:23:00 PM

Mr. Sandman

No, Swaim's Married.

10/19/2009 02:22:00 PM

Apomonomenos

That was the best Swaim video yet.

10/19/2009 02:20:00 PM

TairyHesticles

Hilarious=SWAIM

10/19/2009 02:14:00 PM

TheLazyGenius

Is Swaim gay? I'm not trying to shit on the guy, its a serious question.

10/19/2009 02:10:00 PM

TairyHesticles

Swaim is fucking funny.

10/19/2009 02:01:00 PM

Rollie

really funny Swaim hahaha I was aware of a couple of those vids, but most of them were new to me. Seriously, if my peeps would know of turtle orgasmic ringtone, the would immediatly download it hahaha

10/19/2009 01:57:00 PM

xsamxdravenx

Hahaha, did anyone catch at the end of Michael's tribute he spelled it ' Swain ' ? You never cease to please :)

10/19/2009 01:52:00 PM

moogirl226

Well, now I have a new favorite way to introduce myself to people. "Smelly weiners asscrack! I'm Jesse."

10/19/2009 01:46:00 PM

Quaker.Oats

DOB+Swaim= awesome :D

10/19/2009 01:43:00 PM

AM9393

Yeah, tributes are everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en7adw_rF70

10/19/2009 01:42:00 PM

Hexacatholon

The whole video was hilarious, but I laughed so hard when Swaim had the montage with the driving dog. Ie&MichaelSwaim

10/19/2009 01:34:00 PM

timesamillion

Your best one yet man. You even handed DOB some second hand funny.

10/19/2009 01:33:00 PM

NickCagesucks

"I built a moat!" "I f---ed a goat!" "I learn by rote!" "Make fun of joke!" "I'm on a boat!"

10/19/2009 01:31:00 PM

ThePenciler

The self-referential bits in both Enya-music'ed "in memorandums" were hilarious!

10/19/2009 01:25:00 PM

Ambival

Swaim! The parody of Crack TV soo hilarious I had to stand and up and leave the room with the computer for 10 minutes. I am still now giggling.

10/19/2009 01:25:00 PM

100YTD

Thank you, Swaim. You have restored by faith in a funny Cracked, and humanity as well. Listen, all ye humans, you are funny. Sick and disturbing at times and you should be destroyed before you colonize other planets, but your still funny.

10/19/2009 01:19:00 PM

Zombie Hobbit

Suprenova, the song is "Only Time" by Enya. What? Don't judge me.

10/19/2009 01:09:00 PM

Spartan9x13

Those eagles spinning? Fucking, not fighting. Apparently the mating dance for some types of raptors resembles attempted suicide.

10/19/2009 01:02:00 PM

Sahasrahla

Great one Swaim. Definitely the best yet.

10/19/2009 12:55:00 PM

I_Am_Awesome

I love you Michael Swain

10/19/2009 12:52:00 PM

TrogdorRules

Swaim, iron your shirt!

10/19/2009 12:48:00 PM

Stick92

Yeah, only Wierd Al Yankovic and SNL can make song parodies that are actually funny. Everything else comes off as strange and confusing. Yes, even the parodies done by MadTV aren't exactly top notch. Also, I could see why the animal fights are so popular. It's like if that animal fight club show on Animal Planet was done by Discovery Channel (aka less science, more animals killing each other).

10/19/2009 12:40:00 PM

Watchtower

I always wanted to see a bear fighting a gorilla. Did someone ever see that before?

10/19/2009 12:40:00 PM

silverpills

Dude, hilarious! :)

10/19/2009 12:38:00 PM

deeraspberry

Surprised Swaim didn't do the whatthebob "parody" of poker face...

10/19/2009 12:38:00 PM

DHeadshot

Good vid but minus a billion points for having DOB

10/19/2009 12:36:00 PM

Tacopete

another great one, swaim. keep 'em coming.

10/19/2009 12:33:00 PM

Katarisaurus

oh man maybe the best swaim ever. FUCKING WOLF

10/19/2009 12:32:00 PM

BlackAxxe

I've never rejoiced so much as when: can someone tell me what the name of that song is in Swaim's tribute to his own death? it's been driving me bonkers happened. Been waiting for the world to forget Enya for years.

10/19/2009 12:31:00 PM

suprenova

Must have turtle orgasm ringtone.

10/19/2009 12:18:00 PM

EchoSider

Oh my god. Swaim. You never disappoint.

10/19/2009 12:18:00 PM

discoinferno

can someone tell me what the name of that song is in Swaim's tribute to his own death? it's been driving me bonkers

10/19/2009 12:16:00 PM

Doublin

I loved the tributes, wasn't expecting the dog one.

10/19/2009 12:06:00 PM

Haedrian

Why is this video broken?

10/19/2009 12:01:00 PM

AbeWashington

Is there a rap video on Youtube about animal fighting each other?

10/19/2009 11:59:00 AM

makidian

Holy fucking crap, that was your best episode so far! I haven't laughed so hard in ages. The Swain tribute, the dog tribute, all the animals on animals, the turtles, fuck yeah! PS: does DOB actually have such mad skillz?

10/19/2009 11:49:00 AM

A Fool

Swaim, you never disappoint. Keep up the funny!

10/19/2009 11:37:00 AM

Progman3K

Ok, I fucking lost it on the animal part, the eagle grabbing the snake out of the ocean almost made me piss myself. "Fuckin Woooolf".

10/19/2009 11:31:00 AM

A-Ron

loved when he started with the memorial clip of the dog

10/19/2009 11:27:00 AM

leash91

Every single time I hear Enya from now on I'm going to see a slow motion shot of you and a chihuahua driving a car. Greatest video you've ever done and they're all great.

10/19/2009 10:48:00 AM

cyber2uall

Swaim vidoes are my favorite, and I agree on the I'm on a boat parodies... they need to stop.

10/19/2009 10:44:00 AM

roselilakrlsl

You also forgot the amounts of suicides posted on YouTube. Fucking dreary shit, man. I'm totally making a SWAIN montage right now, as I was watching that actually.

10/19/2009 10:38:00 AM

PickledBeatnik

XD I'm On cracked!

10/19/2009 10:31:00 AM

justinwayne19

The creepy turtle thing was awesome! I love you Swiam(but not enough to spell your name right).

10/19/2009 10:18:00 AM

Disorder

i....love....you....

10/19/2009 10:10:00 AM

solange

6, 3, and 1. LOL

10/19/2009 10:08:00 AM

NOBLE

So...much...win!

10/19/2009 10:03:00 AM

Enamaris

I love 4:48. Great episode. You forgot "people trying to play 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and failing."

10/19/2009 09:44:00 AM

nchammer326

Dongtastic. I will so totally make a tribute video for you when you pass.

10/19/2009 09:35:00 AM

unamerican

That's why I love ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, so funny and original! Check it out Monday nights at 8:30 pm on CBS and this hilarious clip below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYL0ZI6wHWM

10/19/2009 09:30:00 AM

erothsch

Wasn't the last video the animal cruelty one? I love that one!

10/19/2009 09:14:00 AM

JinJolly

I hated the last episode but this episode makes up for it. Times a hundred. Billion. Plus a few more large numbers.

10/19/2009 09:04:00 AM

Seether Chick

Awesome stuff!! *searches videos*

10/19/2009 09:00:00 AM

cchaos

I can honestly say, you are one of the funniest mother's i've ever seen. I love you man! Keep it up!

10/19/2009 08:59:00 AM

Jediknight437

hilarious, and DOB is such an awesome co host.

10/19/2009 08:47:00 AM

KenDeezy

"Rest in peace Michael Swain" Hilarity ensured every time you release a video, although "I'm on a mount" is acually a very well made spoof, and if ur a complete dork, like me, you find it funny.

10/19/2009 08:28:00 AM

Bettan

Swaim, you have managed to surpass all your other hilarious videos, I dread the day when the sheer awesomeness of your videos implodes and kills us all.

10/19/2009 08:26:00 AM

hugh20

Cracked, you missed number 7. "Those annoying vids that have some weird ad rolling before the content plays that run about half the time as the actual vid." Oh wait, maybe you got it right after all.

10/19/2009 08:19:00 AM

NotSafyreSchool

New Swaim video!! I'm so excited I'll wait just a bit longer to study for my accounting test. "No man I told you, it sounds like this: ahhhh.....aghhhh....." LOL!! "Smelly weiners asscrackk!! I'm Michael." Best one yet! Keep it up, Swaim!

10/19/2009 08:10:00 AM

CrackedJack

This has got to be the best Swaim video ever, and I say that because this is the only video I can recall uploading. Plus I busted my gut laughing to it. My neighbours will have my head rolling for laughing so hard at 9:00AM.

10/19/2009 08:03:00 AM

newtonx

I'm supposed to be studying for an exam, but I have to watch this again. And maybe again. If I fail, I'm blaming you. O_o Tee hee.

10/19/2009 07:59:00 AM

krazykatz999

Misspeeling is fun

10/19/2009 07:53:00 AM

janek

That should have been Arkansas Iguana Mauling competition.

10/19/2009 07:52:00 AM

Wheelz

This has got to be one of my favourite SWAIMs yet. So much funny!

10/19/2009 07:51:00 AM

Vita

I don't know, Swaim. You must live and breathe YouTube. I mean, Seriously, What's so Awful about these Internet Movies? Wheelz, the Sub-category Winner of the Iguana Mauling competition.

10/19/2009 07:50:00 AM

Wheelz

Rest in peace Michel swæm

10/19/2009 07:50:00 AM

leet

This reminds me of a Metric song. Top stuff as always Swaim =D

10/19/2009 07:45:00 AM

Jackthestripper

I strongly hate that add that makes those noises.

10/19/2009 07:43:00 AM

leet

Another commendably dongtacular effort. :D

10/19/2009 07:36:00 AM

darthpugwash

Fucking WOLF! Lol'd so hard. Nice one Swain

10/19/2009 07:32:00 AM

J4kers

Droid Michael Swaim and DOB are probably Cracked's finest. I just bought Wong's book yesterday...so...I will reserve judgement on him for later. Great stuff guys!

10/19/2009 07:30:00 AM

Rawrzer

Fuck. Looks like I am really missing something here. The crackedvideos wont work for me since months. The playbutton is simply unclickable. I even tried to use IE!!! I really need help or I will sink into despair.

10/19/2009 07:27:00 AM

justarandomguy

Hey, this video didn't eat shit. That's a switcheroo. Nice job, Swain.

10/19/2009 07:25:00 AM

Beppo

Don't worry, we WILL make a Youtube tribute video when you die :)

10/19/2009 07:20:00 AM

sn0wsh00s

very very funny as always

10/19/2009 07:20:00 AM

Nom_de_Guerre

FUCKING WOLF!!

10/19/2009 07:05:00 AM

chrisjay84

this gave me a boner

10/19/2009 07:04:00 AM

TrojanGold

Oh man I laughed so hard at this. That was brilliant.

10/19/2009 06:48:00 AM

trgdr777

I'm late for commenting, so I'm going to adopt this new cliche and say "Good video SWAIN!" HA HA HA HA HA! I'm so witty, I used your joke!

10/19/2009 06:47:00 AM

RandyChimp

The eagle fight and swaim tribute made me laugh so hard at work... every time more hilarious...

10/19/2009 06:46:00 AM

Janosoto

OMFG! i laughted so hard. it is 8.38am, and i was laughting my guts out. my mom though i was on drugs. lol BEST ONE I SEEN SO FAR!

10/19/2009 06:38:00 AM

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10/19/2009 06:32:00 AM

diamondsingle

We love you, Michael Swaib.

10/19/2009 06:27:00 AM

mcgugange

Ha. I loved the Porcupine vs. Lion bit.

10/19/2009 06:25:00 AM

redmeansdead

This is just so awesome.

10/19/2009 06:11:00 AM

warmonger256

That Enya bit has made my morning, day, and week. I rarely comment on here, but I just want to say that this is worth the three and a half seconds it took me to log on.

10/19/2009 06:09:00 AM

Spartan9x13

That was truly a masterpiece.

10/19/2009 06:07:00 AM

ass_master3000

I laughed so hard.

10/19/2009 06:02:00 AM

Signe

Lets not forget Fan made trailers for upcoming movies and any mv that features the Requiem for a dream soundtrack.

10/19/2009 05:54:00 AM

tomrichugpeltho

The best one, ever!

10/19/2009 05:53:00 AM

Maradukh

I love you Michael

10/19/2009 05:43:00 AM

Batman?

Best vid ever. Swian?

10/19/2009 05:40:00 AM

Wackamole

rofl, great one

10/19/2009 05:39:00 AM

dante787

Best video in awhile Swian! =D

10/19/2009 05:37:00 AM

DreamingAshes

Great Job! Loved it! Last scene reminded me of "Tontz(sp?) the driving Cat" Yes I am telling my age.

10/19/2009 05:36:00 AM

drover1861

Hahaha, excellent. Rest in Peace, Micheal Swain :(

10/19/2009 05:35:00 AM

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10/19/2009 05:34:00 AM

cherry668

Where was "I'm on a blimp"? Seriously, that is the best parody of "I'm on a boat" ever! Anyway, good episode.

10/19/2009 05:33:00 AM

Iserlohn

Wow, just wow! These are getting better every week!

10/19/2009 05:16:00 AM

popmaker

That car falling off a cliff reminded me of an old Kids in the Hall sketch... was it from that, or am I just crazy? Also, good video! =)

10/19/2009 05:09:00 AM

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