Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.
But, Michael, you cannot die, as you're a cyborg and would only rust and become unintelligible.
ReplyFrom 2:30, pure f*****g comedy gold
ReplyI spend half of work watching animal attack videos. want proof?: DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!!!
ReplyIf I outlive Swaim, I will beat every other Cracked poster to the punch and make the first Youtube tribute video. With Enya BGM naturally.
ReplyI said "Paint it Black" when Michael asked me to name a song. There had better not be a parody.
Replykids trying to reenact scenes from Office Space.
Reply1:43 - Michael is going to kill Michael.
ReplyI got to watch "Shark versus Octopus" in science.
ReplyAlright, the "totally raaanddooom" and the tributes are the best jokes Cracked has to offer.
ReplyI lost it at the driving dog tribute, dont know why.
ReplyWow he predicted weird al's newest album
ReplyWow you're an idiot
G-guys? Girls? What? I seriously can't tell. Is that normal?
ReplyThat's the future.
I love DOB and Michael just so much so much.
ReplyMichael Swaim is a god.
ReplyEvery time DOB beatboxes, I have an orgasm.
ReplyHey Swaim, how come an ad for cracked TV appear under IGN's live blog for the Nintendo Developer's Roundtable? I was like "Heyyyy, I KNOW THIS GUY!"
ReplyClips of chips!!!
Reply"Fancy baby" hahahaha
ReplyOh, believe me, I am making that Swaim/"Swain" memorial video.
ReplyI paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, FullBids.com
ReplyJoke's on you. I sold you all that stuff and I put my dick ALL OVER them. Seriously, in places Michael Swaim would be ashamed to do.