8 'Adorable' Viral Videos That Qualify as Animal Cruelty

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  1. MrJohnSmith

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    Swain = Swagger

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  2. MrDerpe

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    I kinda wanna kill the guy from #7...

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    1. boogieman6

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      I think that's tourettes guy

  3. aersix

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    u think meat isn't animals? also you can uncensor me here now and live thru it ;p

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    1. MrDerpe

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      What?

  4. JessicaGeary

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    ...Did they really kill that dolphin just because it was ugly?

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    1. theluckyfrog

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      They shot it with a dart to get its DNA. I think the inclusion of that footage is some joke I don't really understand. But the dolphin's ok.

    2. anundeadpanda

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      @theluckyfrog the dolphin's okay besides the fact that it's still fugly.

  5. Hungadunga

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    "This is bat country"......HAR!

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  6. Shanky

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    That's clearly Poodlenardo, not Poodleangelo. Come on, Mike.

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    1. LizaAnne

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      The bandanna was purple, so it was Poodleatello.

  7. JohnWilkinson

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    "And a viewing window to look through while you masturbate..."

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  8. JetBlack138

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    I have to admit the wall one made me chuckle a bit even tho i tried not to. Now I feel like an a*****e. It's funny and guilt free when it's a douchebag and you personally make them run head long into a wall. Raising their IQ by 20 points in the process.

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  9. greyrosie

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    who dosen't love DOB and SWAIM? and clippy?

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  10. betchitmoth

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    at 5:00 you can hear him say cut. however this doesn't detract from the massive hilarity of this video.

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  11. OskiBear

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    "Just wait until the dogs tail lights like a fuse and the whole campground thinks you're a Korean family." jajahhahhahahdahjhgfasjgdha

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  12. DavidMurray

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    it was poodle-ardo, poodle-angelo

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  13. aspiringcom

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    "Because the Cracked legal team are a bunch of humorless pussies" hahahahaha,oh God!

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  14. Sprinkle-459

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    I admit I laughed at some bits, most of it made me shake my head in shame. Okay, lonely fourty-year olds, I know you hate yourselves, but do you really have to take it out on animals? I fiercely love animals, even though I don't care enough to show it, and these kind of videos make me sad. They're animals! They were made to eat and crap and breed, not eat their own fear vomit, crap themselves in fear, and breed fear-children who fear everything including fear, fear, and more fear. *sniffle* I may be a p***y, but at least I'm an out-spoken p***y.

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    1. KampferXeon

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      Not all 14 year olds hate animals, a******n.........
      Seriously, what is up with you and all of your
      disco
      friends insulting 14-year-olds? Seriously, not 11-year-olds, not 12. Just 14. Why?

    2. EvanCarlson

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      Kampfer...try working on your reading comprehension.

  15. sambalightning

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    That obama bit made me f**king fall to the floor in laughter...'im gonna rape you'....OOOOHHHH

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    1. NickProteus

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      I love how it worked with the follow-up, too.

      "I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU!"

      "...That's not true."

  16. hawby2244

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    Good god this is hilarious. SWAIM is brilliant. This is one of the best Cracked TV/DNC I've seen.

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  17. AFluffyImp

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    At one point during this video, I was literally choking on my own throat because I was laughing so hard. You're ass is getting SUED, Swaim! xDDDDDD

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  18. DUDEMANPIG

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    you should make a host droid michael swaim action figure. i would buy that.

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    1. ReneéKazmar

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      Hey good idea. Me too.

  19. quallsie001

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    UNDER THE SEA!

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  20. pwnageASSASSIN

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    Holy s**t that cat is pissed in that little box!!!

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    1. shovelchin

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      LIZARD!!

    2. MutantBurrito

      • 0

      PINECONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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