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  1. EvanCarlson

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    The bigfoot is totally a bird with its wings flapped...closed?

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  2. dvride

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    It was totally Fergie.

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  3. Shana F

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    Gladstone, your facial expressions and passion for hate is what makes this series awesome.

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  4. Rollie

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    Gladstone is so full of hate. I love it.

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  5. Jhnbytwoo

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    Who shot him? The neighbor's kid is my bet.

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  6. alister_levay

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    that bigfoot looks alot like a crow to me.

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    1. ralphlizard

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      More like a redneck dressed up in a gorilla suit to get news coverage

  7. lolercise

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    It took me this long to figure out she was saying "pink linguini" and not "pinkling weenie."

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    1. Bennito!

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      You're a step ahead of me then, I had to read your post before I realized she wasn't talking about dongs...

  8. zmoll

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    Oh jeez, poor Gladstone. I hope it turns out to be just a dream sequence.

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  9. Cevlakohn

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    I love you Gladstone. You're the man.

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  10. arbootieoaks

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    lol at the guy who said sasquatch could be real.
    actually... maybe the sasquatch shot gladstone?!!!??zomg

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  11. GrimScorpio575

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    Very entertaining. And I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one that thought DOB first and foremost.

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  12. USA1977

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    ALRIGHT. THAT DOES IT. I AM BUYING EVERY COLUMNIST (listed in the tab) A HOOKER AND AS MUCH BOOZE AS THEY CAN DRINK.

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  13. WhoWantsToKnow

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    My first thought was that DOB shot him (of course), but now I realize it must have been someone at Cracked who has been trying to get his own show for a long time now. That's right, Clippy; I'm on to you.

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  14. lestrange5

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    Oh god, I'm not going to be able to survive a whole month without Gladstone. It's only been four days and I'm already going insane.

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  15. Chojinra

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    Yep, totally putting my money on DOB as well.

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  16. DangerChocomog

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    It must have been Fergie. That day-glo sure isn't normal....

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  17. boradis

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    Heck, Bigfoot was practically invented by the AP in exactly the way that kev_facepuncher mentions. A local newspaper ran a story about some footprints in the snow (which was just some lumberjacks pranking each other) but the AP picked it up, so now it's a national BS legend.

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  18. LuffyZoro

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    I've voting for all of Digg.

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  19. kev_facepuncher

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    holy shit! I work at the news station who reported the bigfoot story, that's crazy.
    But even the guy who the reporter talked to said he didn't think it was bigfoot. It was just a story that was a late add for the sunday broadcast. I can't believe cnn picked it up, was there no michael jackson autopsy news that day?

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    1. Ruskie

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      its a bird.

  20. HundeDesKrieg

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    Actually there is a strong possibility that sasquatch exists. There are several compelling pieces of evidence. I won't of course claim that it definitely exists but it is a possibility. And out of all the "crytids" sasquatch is by far the most likely to be legitimate.

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