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Gladstone is so full of hate. I love it.

10/19/2009 02:03:00 PM

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10/05/2009 06:33:00 AM

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10/05/2009 06:33:00 AM

kaly76hummer

Who shot him? The neighbor's kid is my bet.

10/04/2009 09:47:00 AM

Jhnbytwoo

that bigfoot looks alot like a crow to me.

09/30/2009 02:11:00 AM

alister_levay

It took me this long to figure out she was saying "pink linguini" and not "pinkling weenie."

09/29/2009 07:28:00 AM

lolercise

Oh jeez, poor Gladstone. I hope it turns out to be just a dream sequence.

09/29/2009 05:15:00 AM

zmoll

I love you Gladstone. You're the man.

09/28/2009 01:16:00 AM

Cevlakohn

lol at the guy who said sasquatch could be real. actually... maybe the sasquatch shot gladstone?!!!??zomg

09/26/2009 10:37:00 PM

arbootieoaks

Very entertaining. And I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one that thought DOB first and foremost.

09/26/2009 05:40:00 AM

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09/25/2009 10:21:00 PM

USA1977

My first thought was that DOB shot him (of course), but now I realize it must have been someone at Cracked who has been trying to get his own show for a long time now. That's right, Clippy; I'm on to you.

09/25/2009 06:09:00 PM

WhoWantsToKnow

Oh god, I'm not going to be able to survive a whole month without Gladstone. It's only been four days and I'm already going insane.

09/25/2009 05:41:00 PM

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09/25/2009 05:03:00 PM

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09/25/2009 11:53:00 AM

kaly76hummer

Yep, totally putting my money on DOB as well.

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09/25/2009 02:20:00 AM

wetnight

It must have been Fergie. That day-glo sure isn't normal....

09/24/2009 05:41:00 PM

DangerChocomog

Heck, Bigfoot was practically invented by the AP in exactly the way that kev_facepuncher mentions. A local newspaper ran a story about some footprints in the snow (which was just some lumberjacks pranking each other) but the AP picked it up, so now it's a national BS legend.

09/24/2009 04:30:00 PM

boradis

I've voting for all of Digg.

09/24/2009 03:14:00 PM

LuffyZoro

holy shit! I work at the news station who reported the bigfoot story, that's crazy. But even the guy who the reporter talked to said he didn't think it was bigfoot. It was just a story that was a late add for the sunday broadcast. I can't believe cnn picked it up, was there no michael jackson autopsy news that day?

09/24/2009 11:35:00 AM

kev_facepuncher

Actually there is a strong possibility that sasquatch exists. There are several compelling pieces of evidence. I won't of course claim that it definitely exists but it is a possibility. And out of all the "crytids" sasquatch is by far the most likely to be legitimate.

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09/24/2009 09:27:00 AM

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09/23/2009 07:26:00 PM

IWantToComment

Oh yeah ejsloma, you must really hate Gladstone if you decide to watch one of his videos just to say how much you hate him.

09/23/2009 06:14:00 PM

lestrange5

Gladstone I love you.

09/23/2009 03:12:00 PM

nin992

Good use of TMBG. Although, any use of TMBG is a good use.

09/23/2009 01:31:00 PM

RazrWng

I hate Gladstone

09/23/2009 06:31:00 AM

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09/23/2009 02:07:00 AM

sugarbaby2009

I betcha is was DOB that shot him lol

09/22/2009 07:50:00 PM

mindmatter

We all know it actually was a conspiracy by Mr./Mrs Cartman, J R Ewing, and Locutus of Borg that actaully shot Gladstone for making another another unfunny commentary about cable news.

09/22/2009 03:04:00 PM

TheAntiAssClown

I shot Gladstone. It's because he kept putting his shirt back on. Fucker.

09/22/2009 03:55:00 AM

greengoddess

I've been watching for a long time, and while I'm a fan, I never felt the need to post a comment. That said, I just want to say that the long, drawn-out process of changing shirts to match the stock footage was a stroke of comedy genius. My hat's off to you, sir. I lol'd.

09/22/2009 01:27:00 AM

AboveAvgCharles

Thank you, Gladstone.

09/22/2009 12:01:00 AM

pepitocastillo

CNN. Hey, CNN. Come here. C'mere. Ya. I'm counting on ya to tell me about people I care about, like my friends in the East. So... hehe, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?! I call Tabloid on CNN.

09/21/2009 11:56:00 PM

pepitocastillo

CNN. Hey, CNN. Come here. C'mere. Ya. I'm counting on ya to tell me about people I care about, like my friends in the East. So... hehe, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?!

09/21/2009 11:54:00 PM

pepitocastillo

He's just pulling a "Dallas". It was all a dream... and I'm glad

09/21/2009 10:05:00 PM

txCowboy

it was DOB.

09/21/2009 09:40:00 PM

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09/21/2009 09:16:00 PM

cather2000

Will be missing you Gladstone. See ya in a month or so. Enjoy!

09/21/2009 09:14:00 PM

LilMcGil

I don't know what's sadder- Gladstone being shot or us missing out on Gladstone with his top off.

09/21/2009 09:03:00 PM

gaybriel

It's obvious who shot him. DOB. He was paid off by the ex-Muchmusic VJ CNN now calls their morning anchor, John Roberts.

09/21/2009 08:47:00 PM

Joey_09876

I'm gonna go with what overkill_78 said. Gladstone's dead uncle was pissed his nephew wouldn't let him play the Dead anymore and somehow shot him. Spooky~~~~

09/21/2009 08:39:00 PM

SystemError

I'm going to miss you Gladstone!

09/21/2009 08:34:00 PM

digipatd

SASQUATCH IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09/21/2009 08:07:00 PM

granny69

when the jacket came off i almost came from those guns

09/21/2009 08:01:00 PM

starberry

I'm pretty sure it was Gladstone's dead hippie uncle.

09/21/2009 07:55:00 PM

overkill_78

Awww, you change your shirt during the episode and we don't even get to see you shirtless? Tease!

09/21/2009 07:47:00 PM

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09/21/2009 07:42:00 PM

bustedbeauty

Ha ha that goat looked like I should slice open its stomach and burrow into its entrails for warmth in order to escape the icy cold of Hoth's constant winter. That, and it was probably inbred.

09/21/2009 07:29:00 PM

RDean

I think the shooter is that one kid who he alwasy torments. Like Hoey or whatever.

09/21/2009 07:26:00 PM

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09/21/2009 07:02:00 PM

sissy343

larry king goat is a formidable opponent

09/21/2009 06:48:00 PM

Crazybbq

I know who shot Gladstone. It was most definitely Swaim, eliminating the competition. Or D.O.B, high from glue-huffing. Enjoy your break Gladstone :)

09/21/2009 06:15:00 PM

ByzGirl

Great stuff as usual Gladstone have a fine break and come back soon

09/21/2009 05:30:00 PM

Chiziola

"YOU SUCK WORSE THAN GLADSTONE!" HAHAHAH

09/21/2009 05:22:00 PM

verycoolnin

"YOU SUCK WORSE THAN GLADSTONE!" lol, wow that was freaken hilarious. you have a nice break and bring back more funnies.

09/21/2009 05:22:00 PM

axle_foley

It's obvious who shot Gladstone - It was assassins, sent from CNN to murder him for revealing their douchebaggery to the general public.

09/21/2009 05:17:00 PM

YellowJr.

However funny this may be, I'm somehow glad I don't live Gladstone's life. I just really really don't want to be him. And my life is nothing to shout about. He just gives off the impression of depression; a soup�on of misery. How about tackling the comments section next season? Weed out the most worthless of our number and make examples of them/encourage them to act up so as to get into the next episode.

09/21/2009 05:03:00 PM

Pedgerow

yeah, CNN sucks but no where near as much as Fox News. (Oh, and it was Digg!)

09/21/2009 04:43:00 PM

cheFTW

Enjoy your break sir. Looking forward to your return.

09/21/2009 04:39:00 PM

Wckdjester

I'm going to use this to win an argument with my art director about how stupid news is. I owe you one.

09/21/2009 04:39:00 PM

Brock_Danger

Cliffhanger FTW!

09/21/2009 04:18:00 PM

TheManPanda

Gladstone, you bring intellect back to comedy and for that, you have my undying respect. It's like people forgot what satire was and it's up to people like you to remind them how balls out retarded they are in hopes of some kind of evolutionary renaissance. Thank you.

09/21/2009 03:55:00 PM

TheVileAngel

That is a brilliant strategy and CNN is nothing if not consistent! http://makefunofmyfriends.com

09/21/2009 03:39:00 PM

MakeFunTeam

nice use of TMBG btw

09/21/2009 03:34:00 PM

whitenerd

We'll surely miss you, Gladstone!! See you in a month!!!

09/21/2009 03:33:00 PM

vato_loco

DAMN YOU LARRY KING-GOAT!

09/21/2009 03:32:00 PM

whitenerd

Are you joking? Did you seriously cut away right when you were about to remove the shirt, then cut back with a new one on? Are you trying to get my hopes up then crush them with the force of an alligator's bite? Other than that, great episode, can't wait for next month! Whatever shall I do without my weekly dose of Gladstone?

09/21/2009 02:40:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

It was me.

09/21/2009 01:59:00 PM

Mrs.Lovett

I'll miss you Gladstone! Have a good vacation.

09/21/2009 01:57:00 PM

xfirefly

Everyone knows you can only kill Gladstone by shooting him with a silver bullet on the spring eqinox while chanting "dongtacular".

09/21/2009 01:56:00 PM

Firecrotch

You only take a month off between seasons? Yet another way you're better than television! That, or maybe your bosses are just maniacal overachievers. I mean, a month to fully recover from a gunshot wound isn't much.

09/21/2009 01:55:00 PM

SkyPork

It was DOB.

09/21/2009 01:46:00 PM

Tezzle

You're still as awesome as ever, Gladstone. You've inspired me to make videos criticizing retarded things. As an amature detective I shall try and find the person who shot you. Here are my suspects: Fergie or someone else fro B.E.P., Nancy Grace, Swaim, Bruce Willis, somebody else you've insulted, and Maggie Simpson. Anyways I hope you survive the bullet wounds, and the new season of HBN will be as awesome as the others. I'll try and survive the wait. -Lestrange5

09/21/2009 01:35:00 PM

lestrange5

Haha, Dallas Reference. Gladstone, you never cease to entertain. I wait in bed wetting anticipation for the next season of HBN.

09/21/2009 12:28:00 PM

DakRockson

' 3' I think the Digg people shot Gladstone.

09/21/2009 12:26:00 PM

ChibiLi

The larry king part was pure win.

09/21/2009 11:55:00 AM

gamerelite1

When he changed shirts did he put the shirt on backwards at first?

09/21/2009 11:29:00 AM

schwakdaddy

I bet you it's a dark horse. Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that DOB shot Gladstone.

09/21/2009 11:27:00 AM

hulk67851

Personally, I am surprised. After all your name IS "happypants"?

09/21/2009 11:15:00 AM

G-Stone

This is the third HBN I've watched and, not surprisingly, the third that didn't get so much as a chuckle out of me. I'm going back to SWAIM.

09/21/2009 11:04:00 AM

happypants

I didn't really like this episode. HBN used to be my favorite segment, but this episode wasn't even funny in a sarcastic/sardonic way, it was just preachy.

09/21/2009 10:55:00 AM

Reduxx

They Might Be Giants was a nice, unexpected twist.

09/21/2009 10:53:00 AM

ProfessorPher

It was definitely Fergie in a murder suicide for making a terrible song then having Gladstone tear it to shreds because it was just so bad.

09/21/2009 10:52:00 AM

OSirJamesO

it was mr. smithers

09/21/2009 10:22:00 AM

nuckchorris

Great as always, Gladstone! The Larry King part really caught me off-guard, and nearly snarffed my Diet Coke. Oh, and my guess is that SWAIM is the culprit.

09/21/2009 10:17:00 AM

mournblade

I'd say Swaim did it (since someone already said Maggie)

09/21/2009 10:10:00 AM

PATH

Definitely fergie

09/21/2009 09:59:00 AM

PianoMovers

so there's a program on TV that shows you youtube vids? goodbye, TV...

09/21/2009 09:48:00 AM

hellblade

Yeah, BlackMesa, it has to be Lax Friedman. The only other video articles I like(d). I'm gonna miss Gladstone and hope he's back soon with lots of new stuff.

09/21/2009 09:23:00 AM

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09/21/2009 09:22:00 AM

qjgayv

Better with each episode,keep it up.Looking forward to next season.

09/21/2009 09:17:00 AM

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09/21/2009 09:17:00 AM

slinkyzomo

Well Gladstone, now I'm going to have to come up with my own ideas for papers I'm writing for college. Damn it. When does season three start?

09/21/2009 09:16:00 AM

oktobermitten

Swaim and Gladstone on the same day? It's like the best party I've ever gone to!

09/21/2009 09:10:00 AM

mariespring

I bet we'll find out next season that this season was just a dream

09/21/2009 09:06:00 AM

bearbaiter

I find that these Gladstone videos are getting better and better. Discourse media analysis has been dead since Sarah Palin materialized, and Gladstone's pretty good at watching the dying beast that is mainstream media.

09/21/2009 08:12:00 AM

steveisgood

Thanks Gladstone. See you next time. Maybe you could HATE on something outside or offline, like real world events and things. Maybe.

09/21/2009 07:59:00 AM

PoopPoopPoop

Lex Freidman shot Gladstone

09/21/2009 07:52:00 AM

BlackMesa

Ahhh Gladstone! How can anyone not love you?

09/21/2009 07:47:00 AM

mistahhN

Dear God, IT"S A CROW FLYING INTO THE CAMERA, DIPSHITS, NOT GODDAMN BIGFOOT!

09/21/2009 07:39:00 AM

SomeKindaRobot

Is it J.R.?

09/21/2009 07:28:00 AM

secrethitmen

Now I not only have "Dig My Grave," but also "I Palindrome I" stuck in the noggin.

09/21/2009 07:25:00 AM

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09/21/2009 07:23:00 AM

sissy343

Wow, "Dig My Grave..." now there's an obscure one. Of course, I think everyone who visits Cracked has owned at least three TMBGs records at one point, so I guess it's fair. Brilliant as always, that month can't go fast enough.

09/21/2009 07:19:00 AM

esteban138

Well let's see who may have it out for Gladstone. Not sure how long this season was, or if it would be someone recently insulted by Gladstone. And if it's one of the 3 Gladstone mentioned then my money is on Digg. Course maybe it's Swaim wanting Cracked's video media all for himself. Or DOB for what happened on his HBN episode.

09/21/2009 06:50:00 AM

InuGhost

My money is totally on Nancy Grace, who will stun us all with an on-air confession, followed by maniacal laughing and a leap from the top of the CNN building in downtown L.A. Really think she's going to off herself? That bitch got WINGS, son. Better watch out, Swaim. I heard she has her eye on you next.

09/21/2009 06:50:00 AM

SinnyDeLaFinca

DECAPITASHUN

09/21/2009 06:41:00 AM

leet

Nice use of some TMBG. You seem to have great taste in music based on what you've used in the series. Keep rocking out, Gladstone.

09/21/2009 06:35:00 AM

radjose

Funny that Gladstone makes fun of CNN's bad audio when every one of his shows sounds like it's recorded in a bathroom on an old cell phone.

09/21/2009 06:33:00 AM

Hellpop

Apollo 18 FTW.

09/21/2009 06:31:00 AM

Cambot

No you guys, it was definitely BigFoot who shot Gladstone. He was pissed cuz Gladstone questioned his existence (bad move, there's nothing as O.G. as a Sasquatch). He probably flew back home afterwords and nursed his baby Jack Black.

09/21/2009 06:31:00 AM