The 7 Creepiest Simpsons Fan Tributes

Are you Micheal Swain? Blockhead guy? Haha, i f**king love blockhead.

11/03/2009 12:12:05 PM

MixedDrink

Egad! These are definitely creepy. More than half the stuff in this video looks like it crawled out of the Uncanny Valley. I would like to know where to get the Quake 3 mod, though. That looks like fun.

11/03/2009 04:33:49 AM

Roxor

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10/29/2009 08:08:36 PM

kaly76hummer

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10/29/2009 08:07:38 PM

kaly76hummer

for some reason i'm sure, i can't see videos of your swaimness. my response? meeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh :(

10/24/2009 09:37:00 PM

autumnpalen

I'm not a fan of The Simpsons (or The Beatles. There I said it) but this video was hilarious!! Was not expecting that Bart tattoo!! Wow!!

10/24/2009 10:20:00 AM

surrender314

Shit Got Blowed Up! lmao

10/21/2009 06:56:00 AM

Alexiel

Well done!

10/19/2009 05:28:00 PM

Cmonsta

Isn't "Davis" on ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE obsessed with the SImpsons? That show is so funny. Check this new sitcom out Monday nights at 8:30 pm on CBS and this hilarious clip below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYL0ZI6wHWM

10/19/2009 09:38:00 AM

erothsch

You Always play the best music. I love the talking heads and I love your stuff.

10/18/2009 07:13:00 PM

KillmeIamwack

Hello???? Most creepiest Simpson fan tribute EVAR!!!! http://bit.ly/TjyXJ . Just don't give homer a wet willy!!!

10/17/2009 12:19:00 PM

mcshagworthy

Hello???? Most creepiest Simpson fan tribute EVAR!!!! http://bit.ly/TjyXJ . Just don't give homer a wet willy!!!

10/17/2009 12:19:00 PM

mcshagworthy

did you hear? marge is gracing the most recent cover of playboy... ... don't judge me. it was on cnn.

10/13/2009 11:29:00 PM

luckylindalu

4:58 (I think) Is awesome. Kudos on the drawing--whoever made it (and I'm not even a Simpsons fan...more of a Family Guy).

10/11/2009 10:42:00 AM

Illyria24

SUUUUUNSHIIINEEE AAAAND RAAAAAAAAINBOOOWS

10/09/2009 04:14:00 AM

i-shappy

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10/08/2009 04:38:00 AM

debasree

Holy shit what is that at 5:00? Goddamnit, now I'm insane. Thanks, Swaim.

10/05/2009 10:54:00 PM

Lady_Mondegreen

"Get out Bart I'm piss!"

10/05/2009 04:53:00 AM

timchuma

Only weeaboos care about how Swaim pronounces Japanese words. Anyway, I'm at ghxyk2 right now and I'm pretty sure we found a spot where some distant plane of existence rubs up against ours.

10/03/2009 03:11:00 PM

Muffles

I had a good laugh at "Well, catfucker." I think you just came up with a new nickname for my boyfriend.

10/02/2009 01:25:00 AM

Scary_dream

Eh, I like Hate By Numbers more.

10/01/2009 11:27:00 PM

Scorpodael

That weird animation reminds me of Lynch. Why are people so weird! Funny video, though..loved the high pitched Gilbert Gottfried bits. :)

10/01/2009 05:54:00 PM

Ganache

I love how you mispronounce both Mugen & Manga. Way to go, Slugger. But the video is stillo damned funny. Lol, I dunno what's wors/funnier, the "realistic" fanart or the cosplay. I KNEW tattooing would make it's way into this. Surely someone has their entire body plastered with with yellow bug-eyed spikey people. Now I'm curious to see the 7 creepiest Mario & Sonic tributes.

10/01/2009 12:09:00 AM

likalaruku

wtf with the jesus part??? That was brilliant.

09/30/2009 02:33:00 PM

pavlovsdaughter

sorry guys im new, i cant get the video to play, it is just black, the play button does not work. can some one please help?

09/29/2009 09:22:00 PM

m2bleo7

Anyone see the house designed to look exactly like the Simpsons'? It's pretty awesome. I had no idea how horrendously coloured that thing was until was it was brought to real life. On a sadder note, the Simpsons suck now.

09/28/2009 01:55:00 AM

Tartra

I think Robert Evans is that famous Hollywood producer from the 70's. Too lazy to IMDB.

09/27/2009 12:13:00 PM

bribios

Your japanese pronunciation is horrendous but, your comedy is golden fine sir. You make me smile every single time. I had a dream with you sir. Not a sexy dream. You were in Michigan and you claimed to me your from there. We had bon fire sir. We drink a beer or two and for some reason I became you and fought a jet monster. I woke up feeling as if you will save mankind. !qP�0 Thats funny. Good name for it though.

09/27/2009 11:24:00 AM

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09/27/2009 08:33:00 AM

ned123

Who's Robert Evans?

09/27/2009 04:19:00 AM

Green Peace

Where can i buy Swaim magazine, that would be awsome.

09/26/2009 08:35:00 PM

SteveWillRule

This is why I need to remember never to watch Cracked before bed.

09/26/2009 07:15:00 PM

Sergeant_Basil

What was that fighting game? I know he said it, but how is it spelled? That Quake mod looks sweet, too.

09/25/2009 07:30:00 AM

UncleTouchedMe

@SickBoy I agree. I should not have watched this so shortly before going to bed....

09/24/2009 05:48:00 PM

DangerChocomog

"Maaaaaargggge! Yer breakingggg my heaaaaaaaarrt!" Those words will echo in my nightmares.

09/24/2009 01:30:00 PM

SickBoy

Ok, for jeebus sake, this is getting ridiculous. These spam posts are like 5 times longer than the real posts. I mean, come on! Hang on, $30 diesel jeans? Gucci shoes? NO!!!! Never support the spam! You drive a hard bargain, troll. But my morality is not for sale. Ok, actually, if there was a spam post saying some site would pay me cash for my morality, I might have to click the link... Philosophical principles come cheap. I've got bills to pay.

09/24/2009 11:14:00 AM

RDean

You did it again. Not sure how you are going to top this one...

09/24/2009 05:57:00 AM

TokyoTrucker

I really could've gone with more vitriol for #1. A friend of mine linked me to that shit a couple of years back and I damn near disowned him. It's like somebody made a Simpsons porn fanfic and made themselves the star.

09/23/2009 11:42:00 AM

Jack-O

I really could've gone with more vitriol for #1. A friend of mine linked me to that shit a couple of years back and I damn near disowned him. It's like somebody made a Simpsons porn fanfic and made themselves the star.

09/23/2009 11:42:00 AM

Jack-O

Also, why does Cracked censor swear words?

09/23/2009 05:40:00 AM

Wha?

Also, why does Cracked censor swear words?

09/23/2009 05:40:00 AM

Wha?

Gladstone must hate being made your comparative bitch ever week

09/23/2009 05:39:00 AM

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09/23/2009 02:08:00 AM

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Dongtacular

09/22/2009 08:52:00 PM

Stratocaster

Could you make an entire video of clips of slowed-down high-pitched Gilbert Gottfried? kthxbie.

09/22/2009 08:35:00 PM

Bonersweats

I want to get that wrestling game

09/22/2009 08:19:00 PM

MyAwesomeFace

Excuse me I meant 4 out of 5.

09/22/2009 08:14:00 PM

lestrange5

The video for number one actually has 4 out of 4 stars! Goddamnit humanity. -Lestrange5

09/22/2009 08:13:00 PM

lestrange5

michael seems to be a little depressed in this episode. Is it because I went down on your whore mom michael? is that why your sad?

09/22/2009 06:18:00 PM

nin992

Oh, wait. I just noticed that it says the name on the health bar... yep, I was geeky enough to recognize her in the slightly blurred video by looks alone. and I was right.

09/22/2009 04:04:00 PM

TheGayinator

at 2:19, I do believe that's Konoha from Arcana Heart that Homer's fighting in Mugen... Yes, I'm a total geek, and I'm proud of it.

09/22/2009 03:59:00 PM

TheGayinator

Heeeeeeeyyyyyy.......I'm a "Foxy" Sophisticated Laday......

09/22/2009 12:44:00 PM

solange

I don't know how sophisticated I am. I want to let Swaim be the judge. Naked.

09/22/2009 11:28:00 AM

kazarkus

I may not be sophisticated but I always insist on Michael. ILY Swaim, you make me tingle.

09/22/2009 08:44:00 AM

SystemError

Really? I thought it was .. S.ophisticated W.omen A.lways I.gnore M.ichael ..... And remember ... self promotion is the tool of a tool ... :D

09/22/2009 03:53:00 AM

Gaus

swaim wins at life

09/22/2009 03:40:00 AM

arbootieoaks

I didn't want to join the whole SWAIM fan-girl wagon, but gosh Michael IS cute. :P Also, someone seriously made a fanart of Homer boning Snowball? o.o Why must rule 34 be in affect!!

09/22/2009 01:21:00 AM

jadedtortoise

Quake 3 mod is insane and Swaim is too funny. if he started a magazine I would buy it. even if all of the pages were blank, I'd still subscribe...twice.

09/22/2009 01:06:00 AM

juknju

The FBI is monitoring everybody who looked at 3:17 more than once.

09/22/2009 12:57:00 AM

The_Frederick

I will admit that 7,6 and a bit of 5 were kinda cool. It goes downhill from there.

09/21/2009 09:16:00 PM

xykon

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall??? women want a tall man and men want a tall woman. There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as ~~~~~ www.Tallchat.com/ ~~~~

09/21/2009 09:16:00 PM

cather2000

Hey now, sophisticated men also insist on Michael! Don t leave us out :(

09/21/2009 09:11:00 PM

LeonCarlucci

I've gotta say I did NOT notice the 4:16 shot that VengeVega mentioned the first time through. Glad I double-checked it. I also really dug the various intro sequence songs, especially the Asian woman on the guitars. And, why didn't he give a better shot of the framed family-portrait he kept flashing at all of the numbers? That seemed beautifully creepy.

09/21/2009 07:18:00 PM

RDean

I could go with the popular vote and praise Swaim for being the funniest robot-cyborg-android-man bot to ever grace our meager little existence, but I won't. Instead, I present you with this riddle oh Swaim: "What gets wetter, the more it dries"

09/21/2009 06:08:00 PM

Baron-Wolf

Well, Danny Elfman themes are addicting.

09/21/2009 06:05:00 PM

Enabsflow

Best SWAIM yet. Sometimes disturbing, hilarious when it's not, and almost as frenetic as a ritalin powered study session.

09/21/2009 05:34:00 PM

clearmeadow

Nope, yea, i'm bleeding.

09/21/2009 04:41:00 PM

Brock_Danger

Swaim, you dickface, stop being so funny. Seriously, I think I'm bleeding.

09/21/2009 04:33:00 PM

Brock_Danger

You look darling in that pea coat and scarf, dear.

09/21/2009 04:30:00 PM

Mothermagna

Love it - another great video from Swaim!

09/21/2009 03:59:00 PM

SmooveO

I'd bang Lisa at the 4:16 mark. No, leave the costume on.

09/21/2009 03:14:00 PM

VengeVega

Hmmm...I've never actually SEEN a Swaim comment before. I should pay more attention to these things.

09/21/2009 02:44:00 PM

Figfewdisgewd

I now believe we have failed as a species, I think the internet has made freaks free to make whatever they want.

09/21/2009 02:44:00 PM

Drakmeire

I knew Bart the General would top the list. I don't think anybody could ever say anything about it though.

09/21/2009 02:28:00 PM

EinDose

Bart the General owns

09/21/2009 02:17:00 PM

BIGMIKE

Best acronym yet Michael.

09/21/2009 02:08:00 PM

slidecube

Heh Heh You said Homage

09/21/2009 12:54:00 PM

neathy

Hey, thegodmother: It's an HOMAGE.

09/21/2009 12:50:00 PM

MichaelSwaim

Oh man that was so fukin funny, you know, a Talking Gecko ! Oh man ! I shit myself laughing ! a Talking Fucking Gecko WITH GLASSES ! TALKING WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT ! Stop it ! My sides hurt! Man, you guys don't get paid enough. Went downhill from there, though. Was the guy with the tie selling Astroglide Flavored Gummy Bears ? I couldn't understand a word he said. BUT THAT GECKO ! Kudos Cracked !! You've done it again !

09/21/2009 12:48:00 PM

neathy

I'm sure several people have said this, but this wouldn't be the internet if I didn't repeat it: You mispronouned Mugen. The G is pronounced the same way it is in "God, Swaim, learn Japanese like the rest of us already."

09/21/2009 12:42:00 PM

Socran

@hulk67851: The song is "Television Man" by Talking Heads.

09/21/2009 12:35:00 PM

momo42

Oh dear God! What's the name of that fighting game?

09/21/2009 12:31:00 PM

LCP

I liked this better the first time I saw it as the-worst-super-mario-brothers-tributes.

09/21/2009 12:20:00 PM

thegodmother

ROFL this was the funniest and most disturbing video I've seen in a while! Keep up the good work, Swaim!

09/21/2009 11:32:00 AM

CrackedJack

I would totally subscribe to Swaim magazine. That would be amazing. On an unrelated note, holy shit. At least Beatles fans aren't quite that bad. Almost, but not quite.

09/21/2009 11:25:00 AM

HisFavoriteAxe

My God! The horror. The horror. By the way, does anyone know the name of the song that played at the end of the video? It sounded like David Byrne was singing, so it could be a Talking Heads song or one of his solo singles. Anyway, I'd appreciate it.

09/21/2009 11:20:00 AM

hulk67851

Rule 34 strikes again.

09/21/2009 11:06:00 AM

spartan547

Hi, um, I got this months copy of S.W.A.I.M magazine, but there was no card. Is there some other way to get my suggestion to you? blood on the walls again, maybe?

09/21/2009 11:05:00 AM

RandyChimp

I want the Mugen game so I can make Homer beat the ever loving hell out of that cheap knockoff Peter Griffin.

09/21/2009 10:26:00 AM

PickledBeatnik

I'm going to get a copy of MUGEN right now and beat on Homer Simpson with Fred Flinstone.

09/21/2009 10:13:00 AM

spectre_vampire

hopefully gladstone will learn a thing or two from swaim and stop posting crappy videos every fucking day

09/21/2009 10:10:00 AM

localboyrlm

Ah, that Swaim...he's a silly bastard!

09/21/2009 09:34:00 AM

Electric i

Pretty good, but you call that porn? I have looked into the fire, and died a thousand times.

09/21/2009 09:33:00 AM

Stormfin

SUNSHIIIINE AND RAINBOOOOOOOWS! hahaha, I can't stop laughing at that.

09/21/2009 09:16:00 AM

mGolos

As always, an amazing video! SOOOO funny ^_^

09/21/2009 09:02:00 AM

skittle_muffins

Amazingly funny, as always.

09/21/2009 08:36:00 AM

Chojinra

Wow, you aint kidding that is REAL creepy indeed! RT www.real-privacy.net.tc

09/21/2009 08:27:00 AM

slinkyzomo

Or Homer fucking a cat, that part made me crap my pants laughing.

09/21/2009 08:20:00 AM

acehole_anton69

That Gilbert Gottfried thing blew my mind. It was the equivalent of getting shot on ecstasy. And I know I don't have to tell you what that feels like.

09/21/2009 08:19:00 AM

Champ

Swaim, you're wasting away! How much weight have you lost man?? I started watching when you were that funny tubby guy, and now you're turning into the perfect man.. good sense of humor, moderately good looking, and an organized list maker! Do you like long walks on the beach??

09/21/2009 08:16:00 AM

kage_lockheart

Awesome stuff SWAIMY. BAD scheduling having you and Gladstone on the same day tho man, tell DOB he's a fucking retard or something and make sure he NEVER works for a major TV Newtowrk.

09/21/2009 08:08:00 AM

PoopPoopPoop

This thing is so misleading. That little boy didn't get a tattoo at all, but suffered a bad allergic reaction to the temporary henna tattoo he got on holidays.

09/21/2009 07:50:00 AM

korilian

That. Was. AWESOME.

09/21/2009 07:36:00 AM

MercenaryMuffin

Worst. Episode. Ever. ...No, seriously, this is probably you're best episode yet, but you may have just ruined my life.

09/21/2009 07:31:00 AM

esteban138

Well, thank you ! Every week, I cant't wait to see the next Cracked TV episode ! This time, you are smiling more and look happier. Usually, you are more "pince sans rire" (you mock people but with a very serious attitude). ;-)

09/21/2009 06:46:00 AM

rahsaan

Gladstone and Swaim in one day? I'm going to need more tissues and lotion.

09/21/2009 06:40:00 AM

codedname

I am officially done with the internet now. Except for you, Swaim. God bless you.

09/21/2009 06:35:00 AM

LordChristo

I would be too busy sticking the pages together of Swaim magazine especially with those pics of Swaims fall line up.

09/21/2009 06:08:00 AM

TripMaverick

Cloud simpsonized... right. Good one, as always. Though I wouldn't be surprised if something even more disturbing would ever pop up - this is the internet, after all.

09/21/2009 06:00:00 AM

RadiantDragon

I would read the shit out of swaim magazine.

09/21/2009 05:34:00 AM

CamboD

dang. well, thanks for that. as if the internet hadn't scarred me enough already. also, question: is anyone else having problems playing the videos on firefox? i have to switch to safari to play any of these videos.

09/21/2009 05:31:00 AM

Pliny

Ahhh, yet another mind disturbing tumor, thank you :)

09/21/2009 05:26:00 AM

Xanpony

What the fuck? Have you gotten fat... or old... or something? Are you on drugs? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!!

09/21/2009 05:24:00 AM

Kalika

p.s were do I sign up for your magazine subscription?

09/21/2009 05:14:00 AM

Caspa

Wow, not even close - probably shouldn't have waited to watch the video first, lol. But hey, I can't be expected to wait another 30 seconds for our weekly dose of Swaim. :D

09/21/2009 05:14:00 AM

Postpwned

foist?

09/21/2009 05:12:00 AM

Postpwned

Great one Swain ...

09/21/2009 05:12:00 AM

ozdoz

This was brilliant. I laughed. Hard.

09/21/2009 05:08:00 AM

Caspa