4 Viral Videos That Will Haunt Their Stars Forever (NSFWp)

Not Safe for Wizard penis (Small p intentional).

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  1. DaleDe

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    Corey worthington is an Aussie and the faggot lives 2 minutes from my house. My friend used to date him. He got the s**t kicked out of him at least twice a week. One of my mates knocked him out for being a smartarse.

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  2. markcavendish

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    Don't know if it's already be said, but what on earth happened to that wizard's penis?

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  3. coldsleeper

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    funny as hell, but who the balls was the british kid? cuz, like, you cant f**k up other peoples property, and also government property, and then just...i dunno, not go to jail. Cuz if he can do that, i would LOVE to know his lawyer.

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    1. Batman?

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      He's Australian. I also plan to murder him one day.

  4. Emjeah

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    Lmao I love your ThoseAren'tMusket videos

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  5. aguynamedmark

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    Film the hacking!

    Best line of the video.

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  6. CommandoDude

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    We'll get you mother f**king yellow vans!

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  7. eupheminstic

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    Since when does writing books about molesting young boys make you a criminal? It can only be considered obscenity if you totally suck at writing, because otherwise you can claim literary merit and continue to write as pedophilic disembowelment porn as you like.

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    1. steijn0

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      No book is immorale it's just badly written.

  8. midnightduo1

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    it was funny.

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  9. texasmopars

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    im really trying to like this its fun writing but my god swaim needs a director to "taze" him into better commentary. now this is better than tosh.0 but then again what isn't. Please swaim please be funnier and less obvious with your punch lines. And for the record when you said "say the catch phrase" "ssssaaaayyyy iiitt" was just plainly awful. Im amazed you didnt catch that in editing oh wait i get you didnt actually edit this at all you have no responsibility to anyone but your own imagination. Oh man every moment of this from you talking to yourself poorly to your bad delivery of what could have been good commentary, no im sorrry ive wasted your time. There is nothing good about your writing or performance of this and thats sad because i usually enjoy your articles, but i guess dick jokes are just funnier when read.

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    1. richardhead

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      You should become better with your writing skills and grammar&spelling.

    2. Razar

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      Amen! If you don't find it funny, fark off somewhere else.
      There are plenty of people who DO like it and are better off without your commentary (well, at least commentary such as the above post)
      As for Swainy: Keep up the pants-s**ttingly, peeing-involuntarily, illegally AWESOME work. Your funny-ness is the only thing protecting america from hordes of invisible mutant terrorists!!!!!

  10. Deemon_Cat

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    Spring Break FTW

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  11. emjay18

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    Dammit! Why were there 2 clips from Australia?! Although I have to agree 100% that Corey Worthington is a giant tool!!!!! Come on!

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  12. wolfsquad

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    Perfect!, you put fox news in for attacking Anon, what a crock of s**t lol fox news cant get their s**t straight at all

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  13. FeRReT123

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    LOL! i was at that party at cory's house f**k it was awesome!

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  14. django

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    Wildblaze, it's actually "Fuck spending rent".

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    1. mrleary

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      There is a spinning rim in the video during the entire verse

  15. timchuma

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    Australian media twice, WOO!

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  16. 1337_5K1LL5

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    Woooooooow What a diiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!! That kid is breaking the commandment.

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    1. HundeDesKrieg

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      O RLY?

  17. wildblaze

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    "fuck spinnin rims!"

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  18. winkytoe

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    whats the name of the tune at the end at the end of the video?

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  19. jimmyled

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    @ Zekumi: Saying something is literally like something else is the same as saying it's exactly the same. Literally = not exaggerating, but in every way. But he could have meant the size is literally the same.

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  20. likalaruku

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    Lol.

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