Why a Text-Based 'Grand Theft Auto' Would Suck

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  1. JustJayhawk

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    Hilarious, everyone knows GTA has the longest loading times imaginable.

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    1. action52sucks

      • -2

      Not the PC version.

    2. AshleighAllen

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      red dead redemption is very close

  2. urh

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    I reckon GTA could make for an interesting ASCII-based roguelike game (like Nethack, Angband or ADOM). Hell, there's even a Doom roguelike doing the rounds, and it's surprisingly fun.

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  3. mqduck

    • +4

    Fucking hilarious video. Cracked commenters depress me. :(

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    1. ScottAldridge

      • +1

      Agreed. :(

  4. Meeeeee

    • -2

    This is... no.

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  5. pixigutz

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    this is f**king retarded, i'm suprised i went 10 seconds in

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  6. LexTaliones

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    Why a video about Why a Text-Based 'Grand Theft Auto' Would Suck would suck.

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  7. Nineteenth

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    Wow. That was spectacularly lame.
    So, was the joke supposed to be " HURR GTA MUD WOULD HAVE LONG LOAD TIEM?!LOLOLOL" or was the joke supposed to be "I'll do a deadpan delivery and toss in UHhhhhh a few times".
    But whatever, this vid is stacked up to be another one of those " hey let's make fun of something I've no solid understanding of"
    Oh, now this is a video I should make.
    "Former MUD player who got tired of MUD bullshit and quit playing for 5 years defends MUDs."

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  8. Kindahuge

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    No guitar faces, it's not a parody of another instructional video, it's another funny "game guide" video by the same guys that have done all the others. But yeah, I know why it's supposed to be funny, but it's not. As far as videos go, terrible bullshit happening on screen = funny. Loading bar, even with funny audio = not that funny.

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  9. Watchtower

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    @guitarfaces: Wait, you sayin' this piece of crap is a parody of another piece of crap? It all makes sense now. lol j/k
    Seriously, Johnston, if this is the best parody you can do, then I've seen retards on Youtube who can do better. Step up your game, and maybe this'll be watchable.

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  10. guitarfaces

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    Once again - this is brilliant BECAUSE it's a parody of another instructional video. And it's a darn good impression at that. Keep it up man! Loved the ending on this one.

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  11. johnnysniper

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    This is terrible

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  12. dddw

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    I thought it was pretty good.

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  13. DapperDaveIa

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    I must be retarded or something, but I found this amusing.

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  14. BrandonEQY

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    This is fuckin stupid... terrible

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  15. redout

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    If you think this is funny, you're a fucking retard.

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  16. QualityControl

    • 0

    Godawful

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  17. feedingear

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    Woeful.

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  18. justinwayne19

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    ...Really? One minute and thrity seconds of this?!
    Epic Fail.

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  19. radoinc

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    On the DOB's "Puppy Torture/Mindwipe Showdown" scale I give it a hard "eat-it's-head-of-use-intestines-for-floss-and-feel-good-about-yourself".

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  20. Geroge17

    • 0

    I'm sorry but this was terrible. Why is this on cracked? There are stoners on youtube 10 times funnier than this

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