A Helpful Tutorial for a Game That Would Confuse Einstein

Kick ass game

11/16/2009 11:31:01 PM

Lady_Becquerel

I'm very disappointed that gamehelpinsquad.com isn't a real site. God I love this video, it's hilarious.

10/31/2009 12:13:35 PM

RammsteinFoSho

WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS GAME!!!

10/19/2009 05:41:00 PM

skiddlecrumms

This game would be cool... If it weren't so mentally fucktarded!

10/18/2009 03:04:00 PM

1337_5K1LL5

I come to these videos just so I can leave comments about how much I hate them. Cause I do. A lot.

10/14/2009 01:04:00 PM

boombalonga

A+ video would watch again

10/10/2009 10:59:00 PM

bearbaiter

very nice...... Share ur thoughts with d world. Shoot a video of u expressing ur viewpoints n upload it in www.uploaded.tv. Let d world know what u think!!

10/08/2009 04:40:00 AM

debasree

The voice is like the Heath Ledger Joker knocked up the Scientist dude from the Simpsons.

10/01/2009 12:15:00 AM

likalaruku

Seriously guys when am I?!?

09/30/2009 09:24:00 PM

afrothunder

To be perfectly honest, I hope you keep the new voice. I loved it.

09/20/2009 10:33:00 PM

HyruleanHyroe

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09/20/2009 08:36:00 AM

bustedbeauty

Seriously, when am I? I think he had to use a different voice because one of the other chat names is Jawsome from the other video, and he wanted to establish a different, horribly annoying character.

09/19/2009 11:23:00 PM

bohanben

Mos def a Braid rip. Braid was a great game! At least the programmers are coming out with games that are worth my time and intelligence...

09/19/2009 05:16:00 PM

redenfritz

Einstein is queer for not understanding Braid. And, he is queer for other reasons also.

09/19/2009 12:34:00 PM

TheManPanda

I think my mind just snapped...

09/19/2009 01:46:00 AM

Jeromeru17

The last video he put out people where complaining about how annoying his normal voice was. I'm assuming that this is a fuck you to those people. And to you who's reading this.

09/18/2009 08:24:00 PM

TwiggyJack

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09/18/2009 07:07:00 PM

jiatao258

TOTALLY a Braid rip! Awesome, guys! Braid is actually a pretty good game, though! Thanks for the laugh, as always!

09/18/2009 04:41:00 PM

redenfritz

Holy McShits. Stop with the hypernerd voice. Please please please please. In the name of all that is. Just stop it.

09/18/2009 11:32:00 AM

Caeod

WHAT THE FUCK??? Forget the voice... just, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?

09/18/2009 11:12:00 AM

the_internet

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09/18/2009 07:26:00 AM

bustedbeauty

My friend recommended me a very interesting place ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.______TTTTTTTT_____

09/18/2009 05:54:00 AM

jiatao258

Wtf is up with that voice? I had to stop it within 2 seconds of it starting. Annoying.

09/17/2009 09:07:00 PM

Ganache

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09/17/2009 06:50:00 PM

cather2000

I just want to say I really liked the first two videos, but I couldn't enjoy this one because of the voice. Please don't do that anymore, it honestly made my head hurt.

09/17/2009 06:35:00 PM

WhoWantsToKnow

Gah maybe i'm too tired but that voice just made it unbearable.

09/17/2009 03:45:00 PM

Larwick

OMFG IF I EVER SEE THAT KID ON THE STREET, OR ANYONE WHO TALKS LIKE HIM, I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH AND THEN KNEE HIM IN THE FACE. THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

09/17/2009 03:03:00 PM

PantherHeel93

I'm going to not be able to sleep due to the horrific brain haemorrhaging from your voice

09/17/2009 02:07:00 PM

ggfdggfd

The Quantum chat was hilarious but you had to watch it twice to get it.

09/17/2009 01:29:00 PM

aurochs

wow.. mind fuck, the first part was understandable but the 2nd half. fuck life

09/17/2009 12:27:00 PM

cragnog

Think I just had a brain hemmorage.

09/17/2009 06:55:00 AM

ACUTEFAILURE

i might be wrong but im pretty sure hes making fun of braid GOOGLE THAT SHIT ASSHOLES

09/16/2009 05:46:00 PM

KINGBOSCO

This looks fun...

09/15/2009 09:38:00 PM

TaborMallory

LOL !! !, the voice reminds me of Chris griffin D: ! Now reverse time and rite a comment, and you will notice the shadow of your first comment so reverse time, an comment again, and you will get a time traveling flood which will kill the server for ever ...

09/15/2009 09:06:00 PM

Q-ro

I thought this was hilarious -- and I actually think you have a pretty good idea for a game. I'm not much of a fan of the new voice though... I really enjoyed the old narration. All three of these have been funny but the first was still the best I think.

09/15/2009 06:33:00 PM

Demmagog

Hey there was a video about that! Which also sucked, but yes I'm with you here.

09/15/2009 04:33:00 PM

Spideycow

I wish I could reverse time and not have watched this video, which sucks.

09/15/2009 05:55:00 AM

drummer83

This was pretty fucking stupid.

09/15/2009 02:43:00 AM

DeluxeSyntax

Voice was good. It actually sounded like half the people who record themselves talking over games on youtube.

09/15/2009 01:29:00 AM

CannedFury

As usual the chatbox was the funniest part

09/15/2009 01:28:00 AM

sprayette

At least it had a happy end.... or will have a happy end. Whatever.

09/15/2009 12:56:00 AM

Raz

@plasquatch Sure thing, he did.

09/14/2009 11:43:00 PM

Cody Johnston

I'm sad that this isn't a real game.

09/14/2009 09:52:00 PM

sparrowfell

That made my head hurt.

09/14/2009 01:43:00 PM

xxSpartanxxIIxx

Geez, did David Ives get into the chatroom again?

09/14/2009 11:43:00 AM

plasquatch

These videos have slowly gotten less funny. Im not sure if they're putting in less work on the comedy or Im just getting tired of the concept.

09/14/2009 08:35:00 AM

turperterson

This was pretty funny, I thought. Every time he says "reverse time" I giggled.

09/14/2009 07:45:00 AM

PenalColony

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09/14/2009 07:34:00 AM

ned123

The other tutorials were funny, what happened with this one? And the voice was annoying and distracting.

09/14/2009 04:45:00 AM

Pitzarella

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09/14/2009 02:58:00 AM

cather2000

Fantabuliciousness!!! I shpose the guys below are kinda right about the voice, but those guys with that kinda voice are the stereotype of the person you think would be makin' these vidz, so it's appropriate. It's sorta like like the villain you love to hate vs the villain you just.... hate XD

09/13/2009 11:15:00 PM

Ducain

Great vid, worth a few laughs for sure.

09/13/2009 11:11:00 PM

redout

oh my god. my brain just shit out all physics i previously knew.

09/13/2009 10:37:00 PM

-peaceandlove

I love Braid. It wasn't THAT tough, but this was kinda funny. I agree, the text box was pretty clever and funny.

09/13/2009 10:01:00 PM

iambassman107

Lol. I love the chat box in the right bottom corner. Did no one notice that? Its subtle but funny. Every time they reverse time, there is a different answer to the same question.

09/13/2009 08:23:00 PM

ixarux

Please never do that voice again. And you happen to actually talk like that, never speak again.

09/13/2009 08:18:00 PM

Goose4

Stil with this lame ass joke? Do you have any non-game related material, or is this it?

09/13/2009 07:58:00 PM

imc440

annoying

09/13/2009 07:43:00 PM

unboundone

dude, what the fuck happened? the first two had me laughing constantly, but i can't even stand to watch this. in the other ones he acted like he was taking it seriously and was hilariously subtle, now he just sounds like a douchebag trying to be funny. it's like what happened to iron mic.

09/13/2009 07:25:00 PM

scarydairy

3.5 minute lol session

09/13/2009 07:21:00 PM

BeesKnees

Ha-ha. Yeah, these are great. Simple but fun.

09/13/2009 07:09:00 PM

agolosha

please keep 'em coming

09/13/2009 06:45:00 PM

gamewinner42

The first one was best, followed by this one, then by the sports one. They're decent. Need a little work, but they definitely have potential.

09/13/2009 05:52:00 PM

theguy2

Got to agree with the others, funny video but the voice just isn't right. Sounds like you were going for an annoying 80's movie computer nerd instead of that slow, distracted, low-mic-quality voice-over video guides always have.

09/13/2009 05:50:00 PM

DarkView

Sorry man, but I didn't really like this one. For starters, I know you're being sarcastic with the voice, but never do that again ever. That nerdy voice is worse than nails on a blackboard. Also, I guess the whole "look at the comment box to get the humor" is clever, but there are 2 problems: Only a few jokes were actually funny, and even with an enlarged screen, trying to read every word hurts my eyes.

09/13/2009 05:24:00 PM

Watchtower

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09/13/2009 05:01:00 PM

brownsauce

I love how the chat box keeps changing, and it's funny every time. It's like two videos for the price of one.

09/13/2009 04:32:00 PM

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09/13/2009 04:09:00 PM

sissy343

The nerdy voice is way too exaggerated in this one. Still pretty funny, though.

09/13/2009 03:50:00 PM

Ironmallet

Hilarious dude. Make more please!

09/13/2009 03:44:00 PM

timjer159

The problem is, you need to have played Braid to get this. Its a pretty specific parody, as opposed to a generic one, like the previous two. But you should all totally play Braid, cuz' its the shit.

09/13/2009 03:12:00 PM

DreamMorpheus

Yet another hilarious win for Cody, keep them coming!!

09/13/2009 03:06:00 PM

AtomicSpike

The narrator's voice pretty much ruined this one. I almost couldn't even watch the whole thing. His normal voice is vastly superior, almost soothing. Even with that aside, this was definitely the least funny of the three, which is a disappointment because I thought the other two were hilarious. I agree with BadKarma, it just didn't open my space inventory, or make me fall down. Still, all those comparisons aside, it was nevertheless moderately funny. Definitely funnier than some of the other videos that get put up here (fatawesome).

09/13/2009 03:04:00 PM

RDean

Brilliant

09/13/2009 02:49:00 PM

BIGMIKE

That was much funnier than the sports one

09/13/2009 02:47:00 PM

Callum828

@naughtypagen72 This is actually a pretty obvious spoof of the game Braid. Not a ton of people have played it, but the doors, grass, and keys seems like they've been copied right out of the game.

09/13/2009 02:43:00 PM

NovaDeez

wrong. ALL of these are funny. thank you for listening.

09/13/2009 02:36:00 PM

hookhoax

Scary thing is there is an actual flash game kind of like this - Chronotron www.kongregate.com/games/Scarybug/chronotron

09/13/2009 02:35:00 PM

naughtypagan72

that was really good, but it did not open my space inventory like the first video, that 1st vid. was EPIC :D

09/13/2009 02:34:00 PM

BadKarma

none of theses are funny

09/13/2009 02:32:00 PM

Thuzadian

Because Braid is the cutting edge of pop culture now?

09/13/2009 02:12:00 PM

Samael101

what. the fuck. just happened.

09/13/2009 02:10:00 PM

USA1977

Wasn't as funny as the others, but the game actually seemed pretty fun until elixers got involved.

09/13/2009 01:42:00 PM

Jack_Mackbell

Narrator sounded like Heath Ledger as the Joker.

09/13/2009 01:32:00 PM

Ralphocop

That was excellent! The chat box is 70% of the humor. Great idea!

09/13/2009 01:08:00 PM

HerrBlod

Rofl: "Did the server just slow down?" "I think the game did."

09/13/2009 01:05:00 PM

A Fool

What's with the links under this video? The first review was of an RTS, not an MMO.

09/13/2009 12:56:00 PM

Jorw

If Braid was more convoluted and overall badly designed. Also, is the gobbler the head of one of the goombas in the awful Super Mario Bros. movie?

09/13/2009 12:51:00 PM

SomeKindaRobot

That was fucking epic. The time shadow part was crackin' me up. 4 *'s

09/13/2009 12:19:00 PM

dannyboy4

The "game helpin' squad" videos have been getting progressively worse. This one never made me laugh. The narrator was too fucking annoying. But I did like the reappearance of Jawesome in the comment box.

09/13/2009 12:14:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

haha what are you serious? the voice was the best! just surpassed by the chat box xD! so moronic and like "fuck, I'm so tired of doing this, I'm sick of searching for the freaking princess about them milliones time" hahaxD

09/13/2009 11:54:00 AM

xsamxdravenx

Lol, every time you say time I crack up, which makes it hear to watch this whole video.

09/13/2009 11:46:00 AM

RammsteinFoSho

o common braid wasn't that difficult.....yeah right

09/13/2009 11:42:00 AM

Ivan_Jerusalem

Braid + Mario + Space inventory

09/13/2009 11:31:00 AM

abadomaX

Did anyone else notice that the Goblin is actually the head of a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. movie?

09/13/2009 11:12:00 AM

DJArashi

The way you say "drop the KEY!" always gets me.

09/13/2009 11:10:00 AM

MichaelSwaim

Jawesome makes a reappearance in the comment box. I am proud of discovering this.

09/13/2009 11:03:00 AM

fisher7045

The chatbox on this is what really carries the humor. Make it go a little slower, pl0x? My finger aches from pausing constantly.

09/13/2009 10:57:00 AM

Wren

that's just like braid.

09/13/2009 10:47:00 AM

gamerelite1

What a goddamn shitty Braid ripoff.

09/13/2009 10:41:00 AM

DeathByGrogg

Seriously, the comment box is worth a video in itself. Okay, maybe not an entire video. More like a mini-series.

09/13/2009 10:31:00 AM

Burn

Eurgh, two posts, though I have to add, the previous two videos were superb, so they're hard acts to follow. Still pretty good. In that case, G-man - Cody, try cutting some of your vocal chords. It worked for me, kinda...

09/13/2009 10:26:00 AM

Ayleid

Voice was annoying, video wasn't as good as the previous two, but oh MAN the comment box was hilarious xD

09/13/2009 10:21:00 AM

Ayleid

You guys are such dicks. That's cody's real voice. He can't help it!

09/13/2009 10:02:00 AM

G-Stone

Your voice made me contemplate suicide...

09/13/2009 10:01:00 AM

Aniqa

Sorry Cody, but I had to turn this off because of the voice.

09/13/2009 09:52:00 AM

Siebenstein

Given that I had to watch this repeatedly to spot all the jokes (of which there were actually very few), I wish this guy would talk normally. Really, I'm with all the people who say this one wasn't as good as the other two. Also, isn't there really a game like this? Called Braid?

09/13/2009 09:48:00 AM

Pedgerow

Oh, and for reference, you don't get the doppelganger/shadow power at the same time as the ring/time crystal power that slows down time.

09/13/2009 09:47:00 AM

Lil_Apostate

First off, Braid is awesome, and is probably the best game to come out in the last few years. Second, the chat was hilarious. I don't think Braid is as pretentious as this video makes it seem though. If you like difficult puzzles and a real story with symbolism and ambiguity, check it out.

09/13/2009 09:44:00 AM

Lil_Apostate

The person whose idea it was to do that with dude's voice? Slap him. Slap him hard. We're talking Harlem Backslap here, "take it from the shoulder and then take 'em to the pavement."

09/13/2009 09:40:00 AM

JeffK.

Seems fairly straightforward, whats the link?

09/13/2009 09:36:00 AM

Drunk Stepdad

i think the video's are hilarious, and i didnt mind that guys voice the past couple of times...but this time i freaking hated his stupid voice!!!! it was definatly annoying, and i almost stopped watching about a minute in. The actual video is good though

09/13/2009 09:30:00 AM

PwnageEngage

Oh wow, no way dude, way cool! RT www.privacy-resources.tk

09/13/2009 09:28:00 AM

slinkyzomo

1:57 bounce up on the platform lol

09/13/2009 09:26:00 AM

rdnxl

If everyone outside the United States is as incorrigibly douchetastic as yourself, Dr. Chaos, I can understand the xenophobia of Neilsen. Eat a bag of dicks.

09/13/2009 09:23:00 AM

Funkentelechy

Didn't.. uh... didn't really like what he was doing with his voice. Otherwise it was great.

09/13/2009 09:22:00 AM

Panic

Heh, Doctorchaos must have a stick stuck pretty far up his bum.

09/13/2009 09:21:00 AM

necrognome

First two were brilliant. This however? Well...

09/13/2009 09:20:00 AM

Satanlilhellper

The fake voice was a little much, but it was still great. I really love this series of videos; very fresh, very original, and much funnier than some of the stuff on Cracked.com these days.

09/13/2009 09:20:00 AM

Acornlauren

All of these videos from Cody are the best things I've seen on Cracked. I really need a tutorial for Zombie Tickler's Revenge but I can't get to The Game Helpin' Squad's website.

09/13/2009 09:19:00 AM

Arucard04

This is the worst one yet: The stupid fake voice = Fucking Horrible - Thats a FAIL. The pretend gameplay = Fucking Horrible - That's a FAIL. Trying to read the chat box, hoping there may be a small amount of humour there = Fucking Horrible - That's a FAIL. Overall, absolute fucking FAIL. The Space Inventory was the only one remotely funny, but the rest have sucked. Oh and let me issue a huge FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! to America. At the start of the vid I got a popup for a Nielsen survey that wanted to know about Cracked viewers, this I didn't mid doing so I clicked on yes, entered an age, and clicked "not in America" as a State. At which point it said "thankyou bye" and ended the survey. Heres a goddam clue people. It's the INTERNET the first 2 letters in WWW stand for World fucking Wide. You NEED to gatehr intel on outside users to make it a better site overall. So yea, way to enforce the negative stereotype that everyone outside yankeeland believes. America only gives

09/13/2009 09:09:00 AM

PoopPoopPoop

This series of videos is hilarious. The space inventory thing still cracks me up.

09/13/2009 08:56:00 AM

GrimScorpio575

How do you turn chat on?

09/13/2009 08:49:00 AM

MichaelWeekes

I found this hilarious from all angles. Nothing impresses the bitches like time paradoxes.

09/13/2009 08:46:00 AM

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09/13/2009 08:46:00 AM

cherry668

I love Braid, so true though. Well done... well done.

09/13/2009 08:40:00 AM

revdevsadvct

Loved The Way He Said "Pick Up The KEY!" Rofl

09/13/2009 08:18:00 AM

car-low

I had to stop watching. That voice was so fucking annoying.

09/13/2009 07:59:00 AM

UncleTouchedMe

The chat was the best part of this, which is what I assume was the point. That being the case, I think said chat needed to be slowed down a bit. To the best of my knowledge I read at a decent pace, but half the time messages were gone before I'd finished reading them. ^^;

09/13/2009 07:59:00 AM

krillia

Loving the Mario reference. O yeah, and the chat, bahahahah.

09/13/2009 07:56:00 AM

DangerChocomog

The chat's fantastic. Unfortunately, I understood the game, which detracted a bit from the intended humour of not being able to understand it. Hint: if you're not meant to understand it, don't base it on anything that can be understood. Nevertheless, Brilliant video Cody! True to form.

09/13/2009 07:49:00 AM

DHeadshot

Read the chat to get the full effect.

09/13/2009 07:48:00 AM

tehnoob

loved it.

09/13/2009 07:42:00 AM

donar

Gotta say I enjoyed it. Also it is exactly like Braid which is an added bonus.

09/13/2009 07:13:00 AM

FinSamar

I still enjoyed it though :)

09/13/2009 06:26:00 AM

Laurara

The voice was annoying, but the chat was hysterical.

09/13/2009 06:24:00 AM

mjf

I prefer the voice you normally use :(

09/13/2009 06:23:00 AM

Laurara

I once played a PlayStation puzzle/platformer game where you played as a snail and every 15 seconds or so a ghost of the snail (pretty much the same as the time shadows in this video) would appear and repeat all of your movements. You'd have to solve a bunch of puzzles like parts where standing on a switch would open a door, so you'd have to stand on there for a few seconds then wait for the ghost snail to stand on it so you could get past. Running into any of the ghosts would give you a game over. Anyone remember what this game was called?

09/13/2009 06:11:00 AM

IainND

This could have been amusing if it was making some funny comment about Braid. It didn't so it wasn't unfortunately.

09/13/2009 05:59:00 AM

bigmentalross

You must be jesting. Ozymandias would have trouble with this one. Wheelz, the smartest man on the cinderblock.

09/13/2009 05:23:00 AM