A Helpful Tutorial for the Hardest Sports Video Game Ever

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11/02/2009 03:28:43 PM

erothsch

Not gonna lie; this wasn't bad.

10/24/2009 08:15:00 AM

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10/21/2009 04:06:00 AM

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10/13/2009 08:58:00 PM

Marmalade510

Less Fancy Hats = odd comedy gold

10/11/2009 05:08:00 PM

MrStevehen

Hilarious. Keep doing these.

10/04/2009 06:48:00 PM

ROFLofogus

Zombie Tickler? I'd download/play that. As long as it didn't make me fall over, of course.

10/03/2009 06:10:00 AM

superfunbad

I'm hungry... Oh! Fast food is a thing!

09/30/2009 09:35:00 PM

afrothunder

The shoes section made me lose it. Especially the hooker boots

09/21/2009 08:47:00 AM

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09/15/2009 12:49:00 PM

welcomeravi

I completed it! (sad) http://twitpic.com/hqfll - You just have to keep the W held down the whole time, and tap the Q... or something. Yes, there's a hurdle at 50m that I shoved the remaining 50m with my knee. And a long jump at the 100m mark.

09/14/2009 11:57:00 AM

SoonMoonLoon

You'll probably just fall over lol he certainly empasizes that a lot

09/12/2009 08:53:00 PM

~Bells~

Man, these last few videos have been pretty win. Keep it up, Cracked.

09/11/2009 02:38:00 PM

Chojinra

excellent work again. cant wait to see more.

09/11/2009 10:12:00 AM

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09/11/2009 08:36:00 AM

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09/11/2009 03:38:00 AM

ned123

Andrew Kramer would be proud! Another great video. For those who don't get it - google is your friend! :)

09/10/2009 08:25:00 PM

guitarfaces

I've played the game I think he parodying. Here's the link. http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html Only four buttons....but insanely hard to the point of not being any where close to fun. I wish this game were a man so I could punch him in the face repeatedly.

09/10/2009 09:51:00 AM

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09/09/2009 07:35:00 PM

cherry668

Not as good as the first video, but still brilliant!

09/09/2009 02:39:00 PM

DHeadshot

I watched 15 seconds of this video and couldn't continue, possibly the most annoying speaker on the planet.

09/09/2009 11:46:00 AM

andwings2go

I'm going to search for Severe Running. I hope I find something good.

09/09/2009 03:45:00 AM

Papachabre

love. it.

09/08/2009 07:13:00 PM

hookhoax

I need an animated .gif of that dance.

09/08/2009 11:25:00 AM

RobertsTheVile

This was a great video. Really enjoyed it.

09/08/2009 09:22:00 AM

GrimScorpio575

Stop smacking your lips together! JESUS CHRIST!

09/08/2009 06:13:00 AM

Onodera

I've actually seen a flash game similar to this, where you kept a runner going by moving both of his legs individually. Needless to say, it really was insanely hard, but I think that it was supposed to be.

09/08/2009 05:24:00 AM

GlobalWolf

That was a perfect parody. Hilarious.

09/07/2009 08:48:00 PM

Canto

Man what a noob, of course the finger buttons matter, that's how you keep from falling over once you've got all your epic gear on.

09/07/2009 04:34:00 PM

bohanben

He sounds like Pickles the drummer.

09/07/2009 12:20:00 PM

phillipscolton

mehfag

09/07/2009 12:00:00 PM

TairyHesticles

Wow, that was amazing. i thought it was real for a bit.

09/07/2009 11:22:00 AM

xtkbilly

I had been waiting for a video like this ever since the MMO tutorial. I wish they posted these more often.

09/07/2009 10:12:00 AM

DemonCow

That was pretty damn funny. Props. That was funnier than most videos on here by people other than the actual Cracked columnists. Good job!

09/07/2009 09:15:00 AM

RDean

What's hilarious is that the movement system is not dissimilar to the game Toribash, where you use the mouse to manipulate every single joint on your body one at a time.

09/07/2009 07:00:00 AM

EddieBrock412

Sounds like one of the most frustrating games ever!

09/07/2009 03:53:00 AM

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09/07/2009 03:13:00 AM

brownsauce

that was hilarious!

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09/07/2009 01:19:00 AM

cougarmen

Awesome Arrested Development reference.

09/07/2009 12:51:00 AM

Jonathan_Goss

this is jawesome

09/06/2009 09:02:00 PM

pixelbob

that's awesome hahaha

09/06/2009 08:27:00 PM

DRsideburns

this guy's hilarious

09/06/2009 06:44:00 PM

scarydairy

That was a pretty boring video...

09/06/2009 06:07:00 PM

The_Diceman

This game basically exists for real. I've played it and it's impossible; it's even harder than noticing all the jokes in this video without pausing and rewinding it every five seconds. Although this video is much better at that than the other game one, which I had to watch about five times. Both videos are very funny though.

09/06/2009 05:57:00 PM

Pedgerow

Yeah, I get the joke. It's about 4 minutes long though. Cut it down.

09/06/2009 05:25:00 PM

imc440

haha that was way funnier than thought it would be

09/06/2009 05:09:00 PM

timesamillion

The space inventory gag is from the last tutorial, which was for a fake RPG. Instead of the constant threat of falling over, there was the constant threat of opening your space inventory, which you did not want to do. Do yourself a favor and check it out, especially the chat. Really funny stuff.

09/06/2009 04:39:00 PM

HughLaurie

meh.

09/06/2009 04:27:00 PM

dushanbe4

Loved it.

09/06/2009 04:18:00 PM

FuryofSinzy

I can't believe you people think this game is real. Are you stupid? Are you fat?

09/06/2009 03:29:00 PM

vagitoe

Oh God, flashbacks to YouTube trauma...

09/06/2009 03:00:00 PM

Delph

Is this a reference to QWOP? Although you only need to use the letter Q W O and P.

09/06/2009 02:47:00 PM

Manman20x6

Yeah I really didn't like the video they did last time either. Some okay jokes but way too much time in between.

09/06/2009 02:27:00 PM

Spideycow

I hate that dude's voice. Also, the dumbest game ever! Get a live.

09/06/2009 02:05:00 PM

Flying Deer

Seriously, please, someone explain the space inventory gag.

09/06/2009 01:56:00 PM

shititng

You can get a boner from rubbing your thights together?? Once again, CRACKED has taught me a valuable life lesson.

09/06/2009 01:45:00 PM

deaved_wrath

This could have been just a video of the game this was based off of, and it would've been just as funny. Efficiency, people!

09/06/2009 01:43:00 PM

EinDose

The last little background sponsor thing was hilarious! "Read a fucking book for once!"

09/06/2009 12:26:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

This is actually based on a real game. It's pretty fun. Here's the link. http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html This was hilarious by the way. I was figuring he would flip us off, but, sadly, that was not the case.

09/06/2009 12:20:00 PM

Armydillo

I figured once you fell over the Space Inventory was going to open.

09/06/2009 11:37:00 AM

_aravena

Nowhere near as funny as the space inventory gag.

09/06/2009 11:20:00 AM

BGH122

she was doing a dance with her runner too. hilaaaaaaaaaarious.

09/06/2009 10:47:00 AM

Masakri505

That was so funny, I think I'll do a dance. wutowowui pqwroitowe

09/06/2009 10:35:00 AM

lolercise

I thought his Space Inventory was going to open at the end.

09/06/2009 09:52:00 AM

Voffvoffhunden

Ehh, it was kinda okay, but after watching the first game helpin squad video and how amazing it was, this one just falls short.

09/06/2009 09:44:00 AM

Zerocyde

We all know about Zero Punctuation DoctorChaos, thank you. And most of us also know how to spell "definitely" I also like how you assume we'll come back with a "bucket of stuff to whine about". Nobody on the Cracked comments whines even a quarter as much as you do.

09/06/2009 09:33:00 AM

drummond13

The strategy game tutorial was much funnier.

09/06/2009 08:57:00 AM

sparrowfell

haha, these are always promising

09/06/2009 07:54:00 AM

MikeLiterous

That was pretty funny. Very good satire. Even the narration style sounded like the guys on Youtube.

09/06/2009 07:54:00 AM

Supermutant

Wow, this was genuinly origanal and funny. Keep up the good work.

09/06/2009 07:27:00 AM

Mothershabooboo

Absolutely the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Well done.

09/06/2009 07:25:00 AM

pullsyjr

Hey Doctorchaos, don't criticize about something not being funny when you use the term "epic FAIL". Anyone that uses that old ass, played out, wasn't really all that clever or funny when it first started happening phrase has no room to criticize. The only time "epic FAIL" should be used is when pointing at you and your mom's uterus at the same time. I think the humor in this is that he's giving a serious help discussion on this piece of shit game that shouldn't be taken seriously. If you don't see the humor in that, just stick to you Seth Rogen movies, I wouldn't want you to get a headache.

09/06/2009 06:50:00 AM

skkflip

I love this "Helping with games" thing, makes me laugh a lot, hope to see more of them. This reminded me of a game called Toribash which is a fighting game in which you control whether each muscle contracts et cetera.

09/06/2009 06:44:00 AM

Haedrian

That was awesome. Also, I'll give you a little tip: if you go into your space inventory there's an item which makes it 17% less likely that you will fall over (unless you're running into the wind, the humidity is 70% or more, or if you have eaten eggs in the past 26 hours, but that's just common sense).

09/06/2009 06:24:00 AM

Flubagalub

Jawesome

09/06/2009 06:13:00 AM

BIGMIKE

Pretty good

09/06/2009 06:06:00 AM

akwey

Forget severe running, I want to play Zombie Tickler.

09/06/2009 05:57:00 AM

DutchDude

Great.

09/06/2009 05:53:00 AM

G-Stone

This is without hyperbole the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I had to stop it a few times to wipe tears from my eyes.

09/06/2009 05:47:00 AM

Arucard04

umm...haha?

09/06/2009 05:47:00 AM

CptKrunch

So, the idea was kind of cute and all (...), but... so many but's actually. Next time, please get someone else to narrate the whole thing, your lip smacking is annoying as hell. Thank you, wasted enough time here already.

09/06/2009 05:46:00 AM

BangoSkank

That was absolutely terrible. There were no jokes at all, not even any marginally funny comments or visual gags... Even worse than that RPG guide...

09/06/2009 05:37:00 AM

Stig

This is terrible, Qwop deserves much better.

09/06/2009 05:28:00 AM

ejiehi

What's that game he's making fun of again?

09/06/2009 05:13:00 AM

Siebenstein

What is going on

09/06/2009 05:04:00 AM

aaronpark