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39 Comments

  1. HeyJewed

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    p***y Popping Parallelograms

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  2. ReneeIsMe2day

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    I lawled. yay me!

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  3. likalaruku

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    Lol.
    Looks better than anything that came out this year in theaters.

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  4. musicman119

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    I actually thought it was really fucking hilarious.

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  5. JtotheMAC

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    You are all gay for not liking this.
    PS - I made an account on Cracked just to post this comment.
    LOL

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    1. madeofhate

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      i like it but your gay

  6. HughLaurie

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    No, no, no, no, no.
    No.

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  7. JonasBove

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    Jeez... you people really wasted your time making this waste of my time.

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  8. FRANKENSLUT

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    B===D Obviously.

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  9. linny1022

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    would have been more topical 6 years ago.

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  10. snorlax422

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    While this video wasn't really funny, that actually doesn't look like a horrible idea for a porno. I don't know, maybe I'm just a geek.

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  11. Citamarret

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    I am loving these movie parodies.

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  12. dasmustafah

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    Summation of previous comments: Intoxicated. Still not funny.

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  13. Pedgerow

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    Cracked loves being self-deprecating and acting like all you need to write for them is "dick jokes", and that has never been true. Until now. This is literally just dick jokes and nothing else. And I mean that in a disappoving way. You could have taken all the words out of the title except the first one, and it would have been a more accurate description of the video.

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  14. TwiggyJack

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    There are already enough dick jokes in the original Beautiful Mind. Don't even try to top that.

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  15. SkepticalSagan

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    player doesnt start

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    Another piece of shit.

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  16. baronskippy

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    You know... I'm a horrible drunk that smokes tons of pot so you would think I couldnt not be amused by something but watvhing this made me wonder.
    WTF are they on?

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  17. jogiff

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    I know I shouldn't have enjoyed this video. It was nothing but dick jokes, and not even clever dick jokes.
    But it was still hilarious. I also liked the way that they illustrated Nash's brilliance by having him solve quadratic equations.

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  18. Cowbell

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    Cracked, you have sunk to a new low in the annals of dick jokes. Even drunk, this isn't funny. I'd say even high this isn't funny, but let's face it, when high even this comment would be improbable to type. So, without starting a war of alcohol against poison oak shaped leaves, this was the antithesis of dongtacular! Which would be...horse-shit-athetic!

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  19. googboog

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    not funny... i think i'll go home now...

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