8 Local News Segments Gone Horribly Wrong

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11/17/2009 08:29:36 AM

Rubberduckzilla

not true. wood tv 8 out of grand rapids,michigan. actual names of actual ppl w/ actual jobs....

11/11/2009 09:28:18 PM

eagleeye

not true. wood tv 8 out of grand rapids,michigan. actual names of actual ppl w/ actual jobs....

11/11/2009 09:25:58 PM

eagleeye

Welcome to Cracked Action News, where S.tories W.ill A.lways I.nvolve M.olesting. Goddammit that is some funny s**t!

11/06/2009 05:03:18 PM

Evil-Pikachu

Oh man, this is one of the funniest vids I've ever seen! #1, that chick does the news out here in Dallas now. She's hot.

10/27/2009 09:30:48 PM

crackcorn

UMM. They're all joke names. The only one that wasn't was Lenna Jansen. Hence why he mentioned that name.

10/19/2009 09:24:00 PM

PUNKBOARDER7188

I'm really baffled at the fact that Swaim didn't pick up on the joke name on the birthday list. Mike Hunt My Cunt

10/17/2009 03:07:00 PM

Nuggets11

Dude I was eating a turkey sandwich when I saw that guy spew his guts out. This is my first comment and I was so impressed with the site that I absolutely had to register, awesome site, awesome entertainment, cheers

10/07/2009 02:00:00 AM

Abdz

OH YES, AND I FORGOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE ASIAN STUDENTS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUSH A DOOR OPEN AND START HYPERVENTILIATING ON THE BUS. THERE WAS A GUY ONCE WHO REFUSED TO SIT DOWN ON THE BUS SEAT BECAUSE THEY WERE "DUSTY". FINALLY, FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, HE TOOK HIS PAPER MAP AND PUT IT DOWN ON THE SEAT TO TRY AND SHIELD HIMSELF

10/04/2009 08:57:00 PM

megs

OMG OMG YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CAMERA UP TO THE STREETS OF BERKELEY. THESE PEOPLE CRACK ME UP EVERY DAY!!!! WE HAVE THE STEREOTYPICAL BLACK GUYS, THE CRACK WHORES, THE NEARLY-NAKED DANCING HIPPIES. I ONCE SAW A DOPED-UP GUY WITH A PURPLE WITCHE'S HAT ON AND PINK BUTTERFLY WINGS GET INTO A FIST FIGHT WITH AN OLD MAN RIDING HIS BICYCLE.

10/04/2009 08:55:00 PM

megs

dude, that opening is from my local news. CRAIG JAMES RULES!!!

09/30/2009 10:00:00 PM

dontsayzombie

swaim, swaim, swaim, swaim, swaim do a segment of most pathetic attempts at looking cool on tv

09/30/2009 07:59:00 AM

dimlightbulb

hahaha, thats fucking hilarious

09/27/2009 11:40:00 AM

JackalsBeAsT

Lenna Jensen!

09/24/2009 09:41:00 PM

zzcarguync

I fuckin lov u Swaim!!!! Will u fuck me free of charge nd father my kids?

09/21/2009 10:09:00 PM

babybratt25

what a fox...

09/20/2009 08:46:00 PM

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09/19/2009 06:52:00 PM

bustedbeauty

Hey, I'm from Milwaukee and I wonder why this vid has our weather map bewteen segments and yet doesn't feature any local awesome fail? Our guy was the one to wear the invisible tie, after all...

09/19/2009 03:17:00 PM

TinyPuppies

Great video! As Ernie Anastos would say, "Keep fucking that chicken."

09/19/2009 09:05:00 AM

DigDoug

I've just discovered that if I laugh hard enough I involunitary fart...

09/19/2009 01:42:00 AM

xavierspider

"You got punked by only two obviously staged events." [Citation Needed]

09/18/2009 09:57:00 AM

slidecube

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09/18/2009 07:17:00 AM

bustedbeauty

I loved the Isiah Thomas outbursts. Swaim, this is your best video.

09/17/2009 01:35:00 PM

100YTD

God damn it Swaim, you never disappoint.

09/16/2009 10:51:00 PM

QueenSativa

You got punked by only two obviously staged events. Congrats.

09/16/2009 07:53:00 PM

CJJ

That was hysterical. I love stupid people. They're a constant source of amusement!

09/16/2009 06:43:00 PM

darwido

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09/15/2009 08:48:00 PM

cherry668

This video is really grt!! See a wide collection of videos in www.uploaded.tv

09/15/2009 12:52:00 PM

welcomeravi

That was so funny.

09/13/2009 08:10:00 PM

Larwick

This has to been the funniest one yet!

09/13/2009 09:50:00 AM

o8643

Swaim, you kick ass

09/11/2009 03:33:00 AM

Daipire

Ok that last clip about the gay man was so funny I am from New Mexico where that news cast was aired and I was with friends watching the news when Cynthia said that it was so funny then and its even more funny the more I see it but cynthia is a great person wish she would come back to new mexico

09/10/2009 10:34:00 AM

abaort

In my opinion you saved the best for last! A gay man climbing Mt. Everest....ok....the blind man...awesome !

09/10/2009 08:58:00 AM

Yve

X-cellent

09/09/2009 02:28:00 PM

Thoid

I vote you funniest man on the internet.

09/07/2009 08:13:00 AM

LexTaliones

This is so hilarious I may have to be hospitalized to fully recover!!God, I'm dying laughing!

09/06/2009 10:56:00 PM

imsosickofthis

ha ha the birthday announcements take me back to my school days. i always used the name Imma Bullshytor. i wish i could have my boss demoted so i can give the asshole shit like that anchor in the clip...ha ha revenge is so sweet.

09/06/2009 10:13:00 PM

kidd420

When I say your name into a mirror, do I just say Swaim, or what. I'm not fully sure. And your not like gonna kill me right? If you do that's alright, though. I'd be honored to be killed by Swaim.

09/06/2009 09:42:00 PM

lestrange5

I have not laughed this hard in the longest time

09/06/2009 02:16:00 PM

TrojanGold

Swaim, there's something wrong here. I did like you said and repeated your name five times into a mirror, but then a pale copy of you (oddly enough, made of ink?) just jumped out and then pinned me down. On an unrelated note, do you know how to get a gallon of ink out of your system?

09/04/2009 09:53:00 PM

Hijack

Also, right at the end "We're going to meet a man who climbed the tallest mountain in the world, Mount Everest, BUT he's gay...excuse me, gay..he's blind." Thats was fucking imense.

09/02/2009 03:52:00 PM

Lyco

The "man vs self" guy who randomly started throwing up had be non stop laughing for a good 20 minutes. God, Swaim rocks.

09/02/2009 03:46:00 PM

Lyco

I love you Swaim. I would like to sire your heir. I'm a man, but love will find a way

09/02/2009 01:34:00 PM

Devilman

Thats just awesome

09/02/2009 12:58:00 PM

scokon

Wish I hadn't been eating a burrito when the guy puked....

09/02/2009 11:28:00 AM

thebyron

The ebaum's world clip? Oh guys... guys... You know better than that.

09/02/2009 06:16:00 AM

LobsterMobster

Funny - very watchable. Swaim is quite mesmerising in a geeky-cool sort of a way. But you should ignore me - I'm gay... Gay? I mean blind.

09/02/2009 01:37:00 AM

MotorcycleBoy

Funny, if you can count, there's only seven clips

09/01/2009 08:33:00 PM

gtyyler

Aaand Boom go's the dynamite

09/01/2009 05:15:00 PM

bosox26

funniest video i have ever seen on cracked.

09/01/2009 01:05:00 PM

Oh_Boy_Mayhem

sdaly global's my towns local new station

09/01/2009 09:08:00 AM

dethmachine

wow, amazing. your videos just keep getting better and better. great editing

08/31/2009 03:43:00 PM

juknju

your best video yet...you are a god..among....yay for you

08/31/2009 12:45:00 AM

ammobox

I will just keep coming back and watching past episodes of Cracked TV whenever I'm bored because these never stop being hilarious.

08/30/2009 07:19:00 PM

ifihadlegs

But, He's gay! Gay.. im sorry i mean Blind.

08/30/2009 08:00:00 AM

.Tenkai.

THE PLAYER DOESNT WORK. WHY ?

08/30/2009 01:43:00 AM

SkepticalSagan

...wow that's good editing, you need a show

08/29/2009 10:59:00 PM

Ivan_Jerusalem

Love it! Keep up the good work, Swaim!

08/29/2009 04:33:00 PM

Progman3K

where have I seen four before?

08/29/2009 03:21:00 PM

zombieskinner

I love how you used dirty laundry at the end of this clip.

08/29/2009 09:49:00 AM

Apomonomenos

Pedro Pinto is a god.

08/28/2009 10:42:00 PM

Well-Hungarian

Being high is contagious

08/28/2009 05:40:00 PM

bullet

lol found it!!

08/28/2009 05:40:00 PM

bullet

Dude!!! We're was number 1???

08/28/2009 05:38:00 PM

bullet

I think we should all get high with Michael but I'm afraid we may never come down....

08/28/2009 01:07:00 PM

VAMBOROOLS

I second Swaim having the best videos on cracked. Also, when he said "english version of the Hamburglar" i didnt think the clip would live up. But holy shit was that on the mark. Sorry to have doubted. keep em coming Swaim, theyre all hilarious

08/27/2009 11:01:00 PM

Screamin_Demon

ROFL at the interview with the man with tourettes. Great vid as always, Swaim! Best videos on Cracked.

08/27/2009 08:41:00 PM

CrackedJack

Awesome video as usual Swaim. And Boom goes the Dynamite.

08/27/2009 12:57:00 PM

handel2blue

Excuse my retarded. I ment Gay. I guess blind is easily confused word.

08/27/2009 12:45:00 PM

mrs.bombastic

Okay, so the whole thing was hilarious, but the end clip really got to me. How on earth do you confuse blind with dead?! Jesus christ.

08/27/2009 12:42:00 PM

mrs.bombastic

My boobs hurt from laughing so hard. Next time, I am going to put on a sports bra before watching one of your videos.

08/27/2009 10:19:00 AM

TheSpirit

Where can I find the 4 clip of the news people having a go at each other?

08/27/2009 08:06:00 AM

Matty87

Muchael Swaim, Dude, you are hilarious... U so funny. I love your stuff, that is your clips, yes, clips. You make funny video clips.... If you team up with Jon Lajoie you two could rule the world!

08/27/2009 04:34:00 AM

Johnny-K

Nice money shot on 5! Was that guy trying to mail money down that woman's boobs?

08/27/2009 04:32:00 AM

Rhielovesyouami

"I would love nothing more than to get high with Michael Swaim." - Kalika Same here.

08/27/2009 12:24:00 AM

MaryPoppins

Swaim is a tease! Showing WTMJ 4's radar display but didn't show Scott Steele and his magic Cromakey tie! For shame! :P

08/27/2009 12:09:00 AM

TJSharky

Oh my god, it's the Games Conference 1979 wig! Awesome!

08/26/2009 10:59:00 PM

Kalika

It would be funny if this guy wasn't such a pervert. He ruined would-be funny clips by splitting them up and over-analyzing them.

08/26/2009 06:09:00 PM

jodokast

Wow--climbed Mount Everest, even though he's gay??? Wow, what a progressive world we live in!

08/26/2009 11:22:00 AM

mournblade

i wonder what happened to that beaver?you think the cops shot it or something?the look it was giving would suggest that any calming measures attempted would amount to nought.

08/26/2009 08:54:00 AM

6oober

I would love nothing more than to get high with Michael Swaim.

08/26/2009 01:17:00 AM

Kalika

Yes, sleep my friend you earned it. I actually cried so much that was so funny.

08/25/2009 09:02:00 PM

TheJanitor

Augh, puke scene out of nowhere. Nasty. x.x Otherwise, a great episode.

08/25/2009 07:30:00 PM

Syph

Win!

08/25/2009 06:44:00 PM

likalaruku

"Ahh, but he's gay. Oh, wait, no, sorry, he's just blind." That made me explode with laughter. Seriously, how do you screw that up?

08/25/2009 04:58:00 PM

SukhoiBreeze

"I ain't got no prompter" translate: "I don't have a prompter"

08/25/2009 03:52:00 PM

DemstarAus

Aweswaim! (I couldn't resist...)

08/25/2009 03:24:00 PM

gdinelli

Number 3 isn't sad, it gives me hope that even I can become a local television news anchor.

08/25/2009 02:19:00 PM

Pistil

My God. WOOD TV 8. My local station. Why God?

08/25/2009 12:00:00 PM

matthewabel

WHY WASN'T THE VOMIT GIVEN MORE COVERAGE!?! One of the best so far Swaim, nicely done.

08/25/2009 11:03:00 AM

AmbroseKali

This is one of my favorites!! Hilarious!!

08/25/2009 10:38:00 AM

surrender314

swaim your like the rambo of comdey(on the internet). straight ass kicking funny.

08/25/2009 09:18:00 AM

Rambo=death

oh god. a new swaim classic. i havent laughed this hard since the elexploitation episode. well done.

08/25/2009 07:46:00 AM

beatcamel

"If you want to suggest a new topic, just say my name five times in front of a mirror. Then e-mail me." ROFL

08/25/2009 07:41:00 AM

Arkannine

Lmao, "But, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind" lol, that was funny.

08/25/2009 05:24:00 AM

Steph902

Number 3 wasn't funny, it was sad.

08/25/2009 04:45:00 AM

Jorw

Stories Will Always Involve Molesting. I bet creating these acronyms is one of the best parts of the job.

08/25/2009 04:27:00 AM

ka_la_la_lira

I'm glad my local news didn't make it. Then again, my local news was on the special features for Borat, so yeah...

08/25/2009 04:18:00 AM

overkill_78

Well, that was a bit long. But it was funny. The Beaver wasn't talking much tho'

08/25/2009 03:34:00 AM

akbaramaru

Swaim is passable as an internet comedian. He brings the funny ... sometimes. Which is more than I can say for the vast majority of this site. *folds arms and waits for the hate to come with a Colbert arched eyebrow*

08/25/2009 03:20:00 AM

stevotheidiot

That spontaneous vomit was raging funny

08/25/2009 02:50:00 AM

anaughtybear

Swaim, your comedic timing is incredible, and you're probably funnier than most professional comedians out there. P.S, the quick yellow words flashing on the screen along with you acting out scenes in different costumes have always been my favourite parts of the videos, and they just keep getting better and better.

08/25/2009 02:36:00 AM

BrundleFly

I just have to say this on all caps man: THAT WAS FUCKIN' AWESOME DUDE! MORE VIDEOS PLEASE!!!

08/25/2009 12:43:00 AM

karlojey

I just have to say this on all caps man: THAT WAS FUCKIN' AWESOME DUDE! MORE VIDEOS PLEASE!!!

08/25/2009 12:43:00 AM

karlojey

Best Swaim ever.. great collection.

08/25/2009 12:29:00 AM

Chaddernaut

i love you

08/25/2009 12:27:00 AM

nspannaus

Wow, that was one of the best SWAIM episodes yet. I really enjoyed it.

08/25/2009 12:08:00 AM

opticwind

I haven't seen someone vomit that suddenly since George Bush!

08/25/2009 12:05:00 AM

Ogre_Cross

Definitely the best Swaim episode yet.

08/24/2009 11:40:00 PM

sugreev2001

My god, I've never seen anyone vomit so suddenly.

08/24/2009 11:37:00 PM

SuperStingray

best cracked tv ever

08/24/2009 11:22:00 PM

WetKant

BUT! he's gay!

08/24/2009 11:15:00 PM

Crazybbq

My God, this is hilarious. Not everyone can be as good a news anchor as you are, Swaim. Of course, they're here for our entertainment.

08/24/2009 10:58:00 PM

ColleenHamilton

Susan Shaw is hot! Way hotter than Christine Roher.

08/24/2009 10:46:00 PM

AtomicSpike

S.uperbly W.himsically A.wesomely I.ncredibly M.ajestic Thanks for making me laugh

08/24/2009 10:41:00 PM

ejd183

WHOA! He climbed the mountain AT THE SAME TIME OF BEING GAY?! That brave, sexy, soldier...

08/24/2009 10:39:00 PM

SupaPimp

I laughed embarrassingly hard at, "Back to you, cock-weasel". Should 'cock-weasel' be hyphenated?

08/24/2009 10:31:00 PM

TedSexy

Oh, Rainbowthemoose. Let's not go blaming the internet for dickish personality traits already instilled naturally.

08/24/2009 10:16:00 PM

nomatophobia

This might be my favorite of all your crack Tvs. I still prefer TAM but what are you gonna do?

08/24/2009 10:03:00 PM

Champ

I would pay to see a fight between Sam the Eagle and Henry Kissinger.

08/24/2009 09:48:00 PM

momo42

OOOOhHH! That poor Beaver!

08/24/2009 09:33:00 PM

FRANKENSLUT

Michael, I do not know you and you do not also know me. My name is Prenzo "Zing-zang" Goutirette Goût de Bourdonnement. If you read I may be zing-zang to you when you answer as it is a respected and a friendship sign to call these names to each other. What is yours I should say to you? My dear friend of heart, Tinsil Hanselfulte referred me towards your movies. They do not load for me and my computer. He has told me the good and smart jokes I should see from you. Can you help me?

08/24/2009 09:26:00 PM

flyinghelmets

"This just in: FUUUUUUU-" Heh heh. Poor li'l stuttering guy :3

08/24/2009 08:30:00 PM

DigitalPie

What is it about the Internet that makes me a grammar Nazi? Curse words are not expletives, they're invectives. But anyway, I am happy God; errr I mean Swaim is back.

08/24/2009 08:27:00 PM

Rainbowthemoose

Swaim climbed to the highest peaks of comedy, but...he's gay..er..excuse me, he's blind. Wait...scratch all that, I think he is a robot, and definitively the funniest mofo on here.

08/24/2009 08:08:00 PM

Fuckaccounts

HEY! I was at that yeasty vagina convention. It was suprisingly humid!

08/24/2009 07:52:00 PM

RandyChimp

swaims finest in my opinion

08/24/2009 07:39:00 PM

jakndaxter7223

awww poor little Brian Collins. bless his little cotton socks- I just want to give him a big hug and tell him it's all going to be ok! the bit where he mouths "I'm so sorry" just breaks my heart! also "yes sleep my prince, you earned it" was fucking hilarious

08/24/2009 07:36:00 PM

gaybriel

Swaim does have beautiful hair AnswerDog :) We all missed you, God known as Swaim.

08/24/2009 07:06:00 PM

ByzGirl

I highly approve of the Don Henley song at the end

08/24/2009 06:33:00 PM

SmugglyMcWeed

haha i missed Swaim so much this summer.

08/24/2009 06:17:00 PM

ContractKiller0

Is it just me, or does anyone else here think that Swaim's got beautiful hair? No homo

08/24/2009 06:10:00 PM

AnswerDog

Jesus Christ, Swaim. Stop turning me gay.

08/24/2009 06:10:00 PM

drunkpiano

oh how i have missed you Swaim.

08/24/2009 06:09:00 PM

joshua1982

SWAIM's back! Fuck yeah!

08/24/2009 06:00:00 PM

Travito

Absolutely beatiful! So glad none of my local idgets made your list!

08/24/2009 06:00:00 PM

iamthesara

Your videos are the only ones I watch on this site. And with good reason. I envy your wife.

08/24/2009 05:31:00 PM

sugarbeth

God damnit Swaim...you are a genius! We need more of you! And I mean that in every homosexual way possible!

08/24/2009 05:23:00 PM

jdspirit911

The birthday names made me laugh so hard, soda pop came out my nose.

08/24/2009 05:20:00 PM

AlyenBird

the guy with the dollar bill is my idol

08/24/2009 05:18:00 PM

WetKant

I'm surprised this didn't make it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

08/24/2009 05:17:00 PM

robotprom

It's good to see that the local news from our area could be so memorable. GO KTVO!

08/24/2009 05:04:00 PM

Paradoxtim

SWAIM!!!! You're my favorite! Someday I'm gonna find you at a local walmart, kidnap you, drag you out to an abandoned farm house in the middle of Nebraska, rape you, and then lock you in my basement, forcing you to record more hilarious movies, only they'll show a more pitiful and emaciated version of you since, you know...you'll be starved and all that... ....so, maybe we can do lunch?

08/24/2009 04:44:00 PM

solange

swaim and those arent muskets are the funniest videos on this site i wish they would produce them faster

08/24/2009 04:43:00 PM

Nickmare

Thanks for the vid! Loved it. This dude is climbing this mountain, BUT he's gay... I mean Blind. LOL!

08/24/2009 04:12:00 PM

jazman84

Oh my. Please just marry me.

08/24/2009 03:56:00 PM

minesofmoria

The intro is from WoodTV 8, from where I live... lol.

08/24/2009 03:56:00 PM

Happygravestone

Oh wow. hilarious shit, swaim. loved it.

08/24/2009 03:53:00 PM

Katarisaurus

I wonder how much time in the making of these videos is dedicate to coming up with new sentences t associate with the letters SWAIM

08/24/2009 03:52:00 PM

Supermutant

that was awesome - I live in Houston, and see Isaiah Carey all the time on our local Fox news. I NEVER knew... I think I pissed myself laughing. "country motherfuckers"... priceless.

08/24/2009 03:49:00 PM

gryphonesse

Good lord Swaim, that was freakin hilarious. Keep 'em coming man.

08/24/2009 03:46:00 PM

Cruel

lol!!!! that was funny!

08/24/2009 03:33:00 PM

Sylvanys1337

Number one was ridiculously amazing.

08/24/2009 03:33:00 PM

irishladdie727

nice. when the ball state kid hit the net i mashed / remixed up a song with him, "boom goes the dynamite"..... http://www.fuzzymuffins.com/media/fuzzy_muffins_boom.mp3

08/24/2009 03:24:00 PM

fuzzymuffins

Ie&MichaelSwaim

08/24/2009 03:23:00 PM

timesamillion

Craven Moorehead!!!!! On our Fox 12 station the morning anchor girl was supposed to say "Boyner", the last name and said Boner! She laughed herself off the set!

08/24/2009 03:11:00 PM

puppet13

Funniest cracked TV episode

08/24/2009 03:08:00 PM

LedZeppelin

Nice one SWAIM, I have seen all of these clips before like a gazzilion times but no one has ever offered them all up in one big bucket, usually when they fruit basket the shit for you , it's nothing but "Grape Stomping Dumb Bitch" and nuts getting crunched. Well done. I would like to see someone take on the dumbass cop videos. It would have to be a series because there are so many and they keep on coming every day. And whoever does it will need some major balls.

08/24/2009 02:56:00 PM

jerrylambert

So, was that one guy sick or something? Why did he just randomly puke all over the place?

08/24/2009 02:41:00 PM

Bender_Is_Great

lolz, the beaver was hilarious

08/24/2009 02:34:00 PM

explodibur

Ah, Swaim. As usual you are highly amusing. Love to see you like harvest cheddar sun chips too. :P

08/24/2009 02:26:00 PM

SilverHearted

and for our viwes at home that was a satelite delay wayne's just retareded. this just end fuuuuuuccccc that was so freaking funny i was lmmfao for like 20 minutes but i sometimes get the feeling that swaim is racist cuz some stuff he says i get offended cuz im black

08/24/2009 02:22:00 PM

kobe_fan101

OMG I think that first clip (#8) happened in my home town lol

08/24/2009 02:16:00 PM

Megatooth

that flip was hilarious

08/24/2009 02:04:00 PM

thetowndrunk

Nice to see a return to form! Fantastic show. I woke my husband up laughing, and then instead of getting shitty, he watched and started laughing too. 30 Seconds after being woken up at 6.45am. That's fucking huge.

08/24/2009 02:00:00 PM

Kalika

The king of detached observational commentary on video is back. Dear lord that was hysterical.

08/24/2009 01:58:00 PM

psychedeli

Best episode EVAH.

08/24/2009 01:56:00 PM

interstella

SWAIM IS BACK! HOORAY! (and before someone decides to tell me about the tent videos, I know they are there. When i say "SWAIM IS BACK! HOORAY!" I mean these videos)

08/24/2009 01:54:00 PM

pwntastic

Warning: successive clips may go from inaudible to ear-bleeding volume levels in an erratic manner. Here's an idea Swaim...normalize the goddamn audio on these videos.

08/24/2009 01:37:00 PM

ecalmosthuman

I love that there was absolutely NO indication that the guy was going to puke until it was happening. These get funnier and funnier every episode. So glad you're back, Swaim.

08/24/2009 01:35:00 PM

ifihadlegs

Saw all of these clips before, but way funnier with the commentary.

08/24/2009 01:32:00 PM

CatJumpJohn

Saw all of these clips before, but way funnier with the commentary.

08/24/2009 01:32:00 PM

CatJumpJohn

Dixie Normous

08/24/2009 01:19:00 PM

Spin

They* made a fake fight for ratings.

08/24/2009 12:44:00 PM

Earthbound_X

It may have already been said, but clip number 4 was faked, that made a fake fight for ratings.

08/24/2009 12:43:00 PM

Earthbound_X

FUCKEN THING SUCKS!

08/24/2009 12:31:00 PM

Michael_C

And boom goes the dynamite! dongtacular video swaim

08/24/2009 12:19:00 PM

muppet1010

"Shoots, and boom goes the dynamite." That guy obviously went to the John Madden University for Commentary.

08/24/2009 12:10:00 PM

spectre_vampire

Holy shit. I haven't laughed that hard at Cracked.com since The Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio.

08/24/2009 12:00:00 PM

TheNickLovin

oh MAN! I am so glad you are back Swaim! Did you see the rest of that last report - like, is the guy actually gay and that's what was on her mind, or did she just pull it out of thin air?

08/24/2009 11:55:00 AM

Demmagog

Funny stuff. And yes getting high is contagious.

08/24/2009 11:48:00 AM

porn-rasta

flawless victory

08/24/2009 11:47:00 AM

matanuki

That is Wisconsin in the background! GO BADGERS!!!

08/24/2009 11:44:00 AM

gobucky23

Hmm I've seen this top 8 somewhere.

08/24/2009 11:38:00 AM

Broloc

Gay, blind... I mean, they're pretty much the same thing. Which one was Geordi laForge again?

08/24/2009 11:30:00 AM

PostmodernMacro

This was absolutely hilarious xD In Swaim we trust!

08/24/2009 11:28:00 AM

RammsteinFoSho

I forgot about the "but, he's gay" lady.

08/24/2009 11:24:00 AM

Quick2The_Stab

Swaim, we of the comment-section salute you and your beaver. Or... uh, the clip. You played. Of the beaver. Or, um. So. Yeah. Pure comedy genius. HOW DO YOU DO IT?!

08/24/2009 11:09:00 AM

chrisser665

Lou Briccant - Yessss!!!!

08/24/2009 11:02:00 AM

Phil_S

I can't get enough of my host-droid.

08/24/2009 10:58:00 AM

Twopercent

How do you mix up gay and blind!!

08/24/2009 10:56:00 AM

Fleischer

Please Swaim, never leave us again.

08/24/2009 10:53:00 AM

Shoutit

We've taken the 360, then added a DSP, and then we- BLUUAAGGGH!!!

08/24/2009 10:52:00 AM

Ozzie_Freedom

Great to see you back on form SWAIM!

08/24/2009 10:48:00 AM

DHeadshot

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love you, Swaim. Don't ever leave us again.

08/24/2009 10:43:00 AM

Tartra

fuck jaket2000

08/24/2009 10:32:00 AM

wizardofchron

Best crackedtv so far, and that's saying a fucking lot.

08/24/2009 10:22:00 AM

X0Ki

Ha Ha ha local news. I cant wait till the day that the internet personality reaches news room. you will be hering quotes such as "now with da wetherz lolz" and "he shoots like his dad and scores like his mom!" and "pedobear sightings at local k1n6er9art3n LOLZ!". Also coming our generation I can see also the gangsta news reporter too. "yo Gs! this is da wetahman in the HOUSE! yo dig this its gonna rain bitches and you know what that means i'll spell it out R.A.I.N as in I rain from the cops that gehtto dog or that ghetto?" god save the media!

08/24/2009 10:15:00 AM

Jaket2000

best thing on here yet http://bit.ly/4jPWz

08/24/2009 10:13:00 AM

jello7654

In her defence, the only people who think those parades are tasteful are the blind.

08/24/2009 10:05:00 AM

Swaimfan

Guess you don't have to be in the "know" to report the news!!

08/24/2009 09:55:00 AM

Ingeborg

Is there a Swaimfest? I'd go.

08/24/2009 09:34:00 AM

Papachabre

HAHAHAHAHAH! Sexually molested beaver is now a meme.

08/24/2009 09:23:00 AM

mGolos

dongtacular - can't get enough swaim

08/24/2009 09:17:00 AM

vincentius

dongtacular - can't get enough swaim

08/24/2009 09:17:00 AM

vincentius

Funniest EVER!

08/24/2009 09:13:00 AM

ConnieDobbs

*slams open hand into forehead* Holy crap! Question is, was all of this.... live?

08/24/2009 09:10:00 AM

DarkRubberDucky

That is a SMASHING toupee.

08/24/2009 09:09:00 AM

Black-Velvet

that was gold

08/24/2009 09:03:00 AM

theamazingape

Brilliant! Keep it coming... @james.smith - ummm. nevermind. *sigh*

08/24/2009 08:50:00 AM

CarnalCustard

I love the vid and swaim is awesome, but ripping off a Dane Cook joke (...are you seriously going to try to pass off that you just flew through the air...) is not cool. Not for Dane Cook but Swaim, you're better than that buddy

08/24/2009 08:49:00 AM

daylandrew

Dirty Laundry! I love you!

08/24/2009 08:47:00 AM

DomaDoma

I can't believe none of the Swaim mancrush guys made a comment on the prison rape. Anyway nice stuff you got there.

08/24/2009 08:34:00 AM

justarandomguy

Swaim is a god.

08/24/2009 08:29:00 AM

JoeCB1991

when the reporter was announcing the birthdays, mike hunt sounded like my cunt

08/24/2009 08:27:00 AM

james.smith

if I had to pick one topic-SHIT IN A BUCKET!!

08/24/2009 08:26:00 AM

AbeWashington

Oh Swaim, please don't leave us again. It's just not the same without you.

08/24/2009 08:23:00 AM

orypeci

Great job as usual. However, you should note that the "Boom goes the dynomite" guy was called in to replace the actual guy at the last second.

08/24/2009 08:09:00 AM

Onodera

Dude! You are god!! XD

08/24/2009 08:04:00 AM

No1whofan

Swaim has mastered the funny and keeps it locked in his basement. Every Monday he trots it out to show the rest of us.

08/24/2009 08:02:00 AM

RivenHale

So proud to see my hometown's weather guy getting nailed by that sled, warms my heart every time I see that douche flip and faceplant.

08/24/2009 08:01:00 AM

swooper74

Goddamn blind gay mountain climbers man they always make it so hard to concentrate.

08/24/2009 07:59:00 AM

theHeadCase

That was just... wow. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile, good job.

08/24/2009 07:55:00 AM

Anna Sassin

mmmmmm outback steakhouse

08/24/2009 07:54:00 AM

ronballs

ROTFL, dude that is just too funny! RT www.web-tools.us.tc

08/24/2009 07:54:00 AM

slinkyzomo

Hilarious video, Swaim.

08/24/2009 07:53:00 AM

jonnyt

esteban138- So, if the mountain were to get rejected, it would be a...wait for it...ROCK BLOCK. I'm so sorry.

08/24/2009 07:50:00 AM

POLLY

I love you Swaim. You are freaking awesome. Keep it up!

08/24/2009 07:43:00 AM

Jediknight437

Oh, Swaim. Please father my children.

08/24/2009 07:29:00 AM

kazarkus

Kissinder vs. Sam the Eagle... I laughed so hard that my landlord came up to see what the hell I was doing!

08/24/2009 07:24:00 AM

jimmyblah

These are getting better and better.

08/24/2009 07:11:00 AM

Siebenstein

This was quite genius and exhilarating Well done old champ!

08/24/2009 07:05:00 AM

imTKA

"But... he's gay." You know, I actually protested gay mountain-climbing until I heard that man's touching story... now I understand the love that can only come between a man and pile of jagged rocks. And it is beautiful. Classic as always, Swaim, you own this site... please never leave for that long again.

08/24/2009 06:58:00 AM

esteban138

i can't help but i find that puking guy clip looking horribly fake

08/24/2009 06:47:00 AM

NLjaan

Well, played sir. I haven't laughed aloud at a Cracked post for a while, and this definitely made up for three weeks' worth of Seanbaby.

08/24/2009 06:36:00 AM

fiforever

this is one of my favorites by u swaim :D keep up the good work ! .. -hug?-

08/24/2009 06:32:00 AM

AmiDiamargo

And boom goes the Dynamite

08/24/2009 06:29:00 AM

Tacopete

"With the 360, we've added a DSP, and BLEUGHAAAAA" Wow Swaim, you have outdone yourself. And that first molested beaver clip? Look at the fear in his eyes. Look Deep. Anyways, yet again comedy of top class, I suggest CRACKED Readers all phone in to the number one clip. be original, and have fun. SWAIM FO PREZ. Word.

08/24/2009 06:24:00 AM

upsetGoldfish

You always make me laugh. Thanks. xD

08/24/2009 06:22:00 AM

LeBookworm

LMFAO

08/24/2009 06:20:00 AM

Laurara

It's just so easy to get gay and blind confused!

08/24/2009 06:17:00 AM

Darkmage

Awesome Stuff Swaim. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

08/24/2009 06:13:00 AM

Norlak

I can't decide if number four or number one is the funniest.

08/24/2009 06:13:00 AM

Jedifreak

F*cking hilarious!! i cant stop laughing...keep it up Swaim. youre awesome.

08/24/2009 06:01:00 AM

LauraMay

I LOLed.

08/24/2009 06:00:00 AM

AvaRose

Man, I hardly ever post.. But you're a freaking genious man. That freaking first clip of that beaver.... That the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes. Keep it up man!

08/24/2009 05:59:00 AM

mac_24_seven

Fucking hilarious Swaim.

08/24/2009 05:50:00 AM

cdubb4201

Awesome

08/24/2009 05:47:00 AM

Glu3

SECOND

08/24/2009 05:46:00 AM

Steriocoolical