A Practical Tutorial for the Worst Strategy Game Ever

I'm pretty sure that the annoying voice is part of the whole "s**tty YouTube walkthrough" parody, guys.

11/07/2009 07:33:09 PM

Draylin

bwahahahaha; that commander did it for me, niiiice

10/24/2009 08:21:00 AM

TommyTW10

Why do these still make an apearnce they suck

10/19/2009 09:14:00 PM

kittycats

insufferable cunt.

10/16/2009 11:19:00 PM

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10/14/2009 10:39:00 PM

lucykate1999

LOL @ lestrange5 about the inventory. However the obvious purpose of those voice changes is to sound like what each gamer would stereotypically sound like. All in all they're making a fun of how gamers talk...er something. In other words its a joke :3

10/11/2009 11:43:00 PM

ChibiLi

If you had a friend who could do voiceovers for you, this video would have been awesome! No offense, but the way in which you were trying to lower your voice distracted from the whole bad review of "Siege Force"

10/11/2009 03:07:00 PM

smac972

it was funny, dunno intentionally or unintentionally

10/09/2009 09:31:00 AM

supershiva

pasued and read all the conversations. WORTH IT!

10/09/2009 04:56:00 AM

CamboD

Yeah, he DOES sound kinda like Seth Green with a bad cold. Unfortunately, unlike Seth Green's "Robot Chicken," which has maybe 75% hilarious parts versus 25% lame, this was. . . well, this was 100% lame. Was this supposed to be funny? As I mentioned in a previous post on another video by this same person, I don't usually post "negative" comments in the comments section, but this and the followup are so goddam bad that I think I just developed lupus.

10/08/2009 10:08:00 AM

mournblade

Anyone else think that the guy speaking in the video sounds like Seth Green with a really bad cold?

10/07/2009 08:23:00 PM

GodofWar

You should have opened up the Space Inventory. Also, if you want it to sound like different people, couldn't you just download a program where you could change your voice? Everybody knows that you're the person talking. More people would probably like these videos if you didn't sound like you had a severe headcold.

10/06/2009 04:09:00 PM

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10/05/2009 01:04:00 PM

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LOL!!! The conversation part was hilarious. Nice.

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10/04/2009 07:14:00 PM

kaly76hummer

Ha! It's the voice of the cavalry! "Whoa there!"

10/04/2009 03:54:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

Lawl, open space inventory.

10/04/2009 11:22:00 AM

Wren

This makes fun of Fall Out 3 orrrrrr any game made in the past ten years that allows a player to skip after the first word of their painstakingly recorded voiceovers. I.E. any game made in the last ten years

10/04/2009 10:26:00 AM

tekdollarsign

why didn't you open the space inventory

10/03/2009 12:09:00 PM

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10/03/2009 06:07:00 AM

superfunbad

The voice gets grating after a while. Gosh. The conversation was hilarious, though. Of course I paused the video to read all the options. 'Open Space Inventory.'

10/02/2009 09:34:00 PM

Zalethon

Like seriously, you sound like a 12 year old stoner with a really bad cold

10/02/2009 08:19:00 PM

J-MajicK

You said that since it's the "Game Helpin Squad" it requires more than one person, which makes sense. However, many teams have just one spokesperson - perhaps the other team members write the tutorials, and the one guy on the team with a voice that sounds like a normal human being can record all of the audio. That makes sense, right? Or, now that you've proven that other team members exist, we never need to hear from the two troglodytes again? We have established that the others are there, mission accomplished. OR, and this is the craziest idea - if you must have different voices, how about letting someone else record the audio for your script? Like, an actual different real-life person. Although that could bring up a host of other issues, namely not being able to deliver correct inflection to maximize the comedic value. Or, perhaps they do a better job than you, and then tons of commenters here demand for that person to do the audio every time, instead of you, which could pote

10/02/2009 02:27:00 PM

RDean

I seriously like these videos and this idea, but I really can't take these voices!!! I'm serious. If you just talked like a normal person this would be 500% better. The funny thing about these things is that the walkthrough is done realistically but the game is ridiculous! An odd voice breaks that realism and destroys the whole basis of the humor IMO.

10/02/2009 12:06:00 AM

RZoroaster

That was absolutely wonderful. I could not top laughing the entire conversation.

10/01/2009 08:43:00 PM

Champ

Don't understand what everyone is going on about with your voice. Possibly because I never heard any voices over my gut-wrenching laughter, I guess. Well done.

10/01/2009 04:21:00 PM

RivenHale

The voice is just terrible. Do yourself a favor and find somebody with actual voice acting skill.

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10/01/2009 08:26:00 AM

ned123

Open Space Inventory!

10/01/2009 02:51:00 AM

DHeadshot

Unfortunately, the annoying voices probably won't stop, because a Game Helpin' "Squad" requires more than one person. But, you know, I'll take it into consideration because I love you.

09/30/2009 08:31:00 PM

Cody Johnston

If you were my child I smother you in your sleep. I would rather listen to a drunken North Dakotan Christian boy band.

09/30/2009 04:50:00 PM

Jeaux

The humor is in the text, in every single one of these videos. Although, that doesn't excuse the horrible, horrible voices.

09/30/2009 02:29:00 PM

F.S.Fitz

That was just awful... Pure, simple, awfulness

09/30/2009 01:30:00 PM

OnefromNV

Jesus fuck, just stop, this concept is barely worth one shitty video...much less a whole series. Seriously, if you're going to spend the effort in making a video, shouldn't you at least take 15 minutes to brainstorm ONE NEW IDEA?

09/30/2009 12:34:00 PM

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09/30/2009 12:15:00 PM

qjgayv

And then GO BACK IN TIIIME.

09/30/2009 09:54:00 AM

Papachabre

WOW, please never do that voice ever again, I couldn't watch the whole video cause it was so annoying

09/30/2009 05:02:00 AM

TrojanGold

Holy shit.... That voice made my ears bleed.

09/30/2009 04:07:00 AM

Masoch

I thought this was the best one you've done. Good stuff.

09/29/2009 10:24:00 PM

CatJumpJohn

I second the people who want you to talk normal like you did in the first few. Cuz seriously, dude. Seriously.

09/29/2009 08:32:00 PM

d_senti

I guess we've all been through those annoying conversation bits in games, but yeah, I was hoping for more... The high point of the video is if you pause it at one point, among the options you have "Open Space Inventory". Now that's funny.

09/29/2009 08:12:00 PM

logicjohnson

I watched for the first 4 words before I stopped it in disgust at the dumbass voice. Is it so hard to talk normally? Can you not be funny without it?

09/29/2009 08:11:00 PM

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09/29/2009 06:27:00 PM

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09/29/2009 05:48:00 PM

byjenna

The first two of these were hilarious, the third one was merely ok, and this one just wasn't funny. It was, however, a couple of funny ideas, namely that to the people who ACTUALLY give high-level orders and control army strategy, war is all just a series of conversations. Also, the rapid skipping through game text is somewhat humorous. Still though, NOT very well executed. The actual text wasn't nearly as good as the other RTS game. And PLEASE STOP THE ANNOYING VOICES!!!!! The Space Inventory thing still makes me laugh though. You've accomplished a good running joke there.

09/29/2009 05:24:00 PM

RDean

FAIL!

09/29/2009 05:23:00 PM

halapino

too short, but hilarious, your voice is kinda hard to understand

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09/29/2009 04:03:00 PM

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09/29/2009 04:02:00 PM

Mycroft_Holmes

That was weird. Not bad though. You know what's funny? The whole time-shift idea from the last one where you jump on your own guys and stuff is happening in the new Ratchet & Clank game: http://games.slashdot.org/story/09/09/25/1734252/emRatchet-and-Clank-A-Crack-in-Timeem-Offers-New-Gameplay-Mechanic

09/29/2009 03:54:00 PM

Demmagog

Better! But still not as good as the first two. Thanks for getting rid of the nasal-y voice!

09/29/2009 03:37:00 PM

Caeod

Better open that there Space Inventory!!

09/29/2009 03:27:00 PM

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09/29/2009 03:17:00 PM

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09/29/2009 02:49:00 PM

Arucard04

I don't know if it's just me but the video player here doesn't take well to pausing. So as a result I really couldn't read everything. I'm really not feeling cody johnsons work. I never find any of that hidden stuff interesting and the voice is getting more annoying. The only upside is that the video was short.

09/29/2009 02:31:00 PM

mr1swift

Awesome, It just proves that you should just say "Go to Hell" from the get go. I love these videos.

09/29/2009 02:28:00 PM

hookhoax

Brilliant.

09/29/2009 02:23:00 PM

HJPotta

These used to be really awesome, but they've gotten really short. make them longer.

09/29/2009 02:21:00 PM

gamerelite1

You should really consider going through puberty before you make videos for Cracked

09/29/2009 01:47:00 PM

J-MajicK

Besides 'Dongtacular', 'Space Inventory' is the greatest running gag on CRACKED. They should put it in the revised dictionary as well!

09/29/2009 01:19:00 PM

deaved_wrath

Fucking hilarious video. All those who think this is bad should really pause for each piece of text, it's a terrific dialogue.

09/29/2009 12:50:00 PM

BGH122

Terrible.

09/29/2009 12:19:00 PM

DakRockson

Open Space Inventory. :-D It was totally worth rewatching, and pausing to read all of the questions and answers.

09/29/2009 12:10:00 PM

xfirefly

Lol, "I said "NO I'LL SELL" for some reason"

09/29/2009 11:57:00 AM

imlan123

Wait, was that it? I think someone accidentally released the unfinished version, because that one was only about 3 seconds long. What I did see was kind of interesting. The chat with the commander is a lot like how most of my games go. It is so much faster to read everything then it is to listen to what is usually very painful voice acting. So that part was pretty accurate. To the dude making the video, do you have a cold? It does sound like your sick. I hope your ok.

09/29/2009 11:13:00 AM

Zombie Hobbit

I'm sorry, I really wanted to like it, but the voice forced me to quit before it ended.

09/29/2009 10:46:00 AM

ratchet1215

The first vid by this guy was awesome, but now they are getting more lame. And that voice, ouch, like's he's summoning 8 demons from hell.

09/29/2009 10:25:00 AM

Rrinman

Okay... I thought that was very funny.... it's exactly how it sounds when I've been playing Fallout 3 for more than a few min.

09/29/2009 10:22:00 AM

thejoshualee

is this dude trying to squeeze one out while he's talking? My god please keep that annoying voice off cracked.com and the rest of the internet for that matter.

09/29/2009 10:17:00 AM

Mr.D

wait.... am I on a comedy website??? fucking hell, a retarded chipmunk could be more funny, I pray noone got paid for this absolute shit. What on earth are you playing at Cracked???

09/29/2009 09:50:00 AM

eaststand

"no it isnt... SO IT IS!" There's no reason that should make me cry laughing and yet it does. I want the whole Commander exchange as my ring tone.

09/29/2009 09:31:00 AM

G-Stone

Is it just me, or does the narrator's voice sound more sickly in every video? Its like the guy had the world's worst cold and cough for 2 months or something.

09/29/2009 09:07:00 AM

AyteeSics

Aww shit, if this game ever becomes real my brother will play in non-stop.

09/29/2009 08:22:00 AM

kenner

Please, please, please, please, please, please stop doing stupid voices.

09/29/2009 07:48:00 AM

disposable157

LOL open space inventory. I love these videos.

09/29/2009 07:47:00 AM

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09/29/2009 07:42:00 AM

Arturo_the_awesome

I love these. That commander scene was too funny.

09/29/2009 07:24:00 AM

Senor_Taco

Pedgerow, I think it's trying to make fun of the strategy games that put too many RPG elements into their game. Like what Starcraft II is going to be (even though, hopefully, it will still be a really good game!).

09/29/2009 07:10:00 AM

Jib

That was great. Deceptively short but still pretty funny. I love how you mock these games, keep it coming.

09/29/2009 06:53:00 AM

TheDarkFlame

I think Cody Johnston knows we have to pause all his videos because they're so confusing. Although if that Game Helpin' Squad guy's voice gets any more annoying, I'm going to start demanding he use the Commander voice instead. For everything. Also, this doesn't look like a strategy game to me, technically; it looks like an RPG.

09/29/2009 06:42:00 AM

Pedgerow

Open space inventory!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (0:54)

09/29/2009 06:38:00 AM

Manthel

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09/29/2009 06:36:00 AM

colin_in_sick

WTF was that?

09/29/2009 06:32:00 AM

SegFaultOfDoom

There are just about the best videos on Cracked, next to HBN and SWAIM. It's an obvious tip for extra entertainment here, but slow down the video so you can see the conversation itself.

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09/29/2009 06:14:00 AM

cather2000

haha, loved it. best voice in the world for the commander.

09/29/2009 06:09:00 AM