Guy's Night Out Gets Out of Hand (Repeatedly)

cocaine and karaoke = funny?

10/04/2009 06:14:00 PM

TheManPanda

This was tragic. This is not a tragedy site. Make the failure go away, mommy.

09/21/2009 08:48:00 PM

Caeod

try being funny next time, it works on this site all the time

09/14/2009 06:42:00 PM

zwass777

Feel free to insert joke anytime.

08/28/2009 02:27:00 AM

Stéphane

They needed some Kansas-Carry on Wayward Son, woo!

08/23/2009 01:04:00 AM

AleBot

That guy sang the shit out of that creed song

08/23/2009 12:59:00 AM

AleBot

From what I've seen, it should be titled "Interbred mentally handicapped head trauma-victims Camp."

08/22/2009 12:52:00 PM

Loki.Liesmith

what the fuck were you guys suppost to be snorting? no drug does all that!

08/12/2009 09:35:00 AM

popeth

Be more funny.

08/11/2009 10:01:00 AM

youatemyshoe!

Not a fan of this video, but geniuscamp is brilliant.

08/11/2009 05:31:00 AM

Mynners

Not a fan of this video, but geniuscamp is brilliant.

08/11/2009 05:31:00 AM

Mynners

This is supposed to be physical comedy, I found it hilarious.

08/10/2009 10:00:00 PM

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08/10/2009 04:38:00 AM

Alexwm

thats not how the line goes _aravena. i liked a couple genius camp videos like that reality show. cant wait for swaim to get cranking out more videos. either by himself or with those aren't muskets their both great

08/09/2009 08:28:00 PM

TheGoodDoctor42

not funny

08/09/2009 05:40:00 PM

jarl

I liked it. The rest of you, if you can't do any better, keep your horseshit to yourself.

08/09/2009 12:01:00 PM

FloodOne

This was so horrid I'm resorting to quoting All-American Rejects about Swaim. "Truth is that I missed you! Truth is that I'm LYIN'!!!" Yeah, it sucked at the funny. Anti-drug, awesome. Funny for Cracked, no. Go away. Be gone.

08/09/2009 11:56:00 AM

_aravena

What the hell is wrong with you commenters? I came all the way out of lurking mode, signed up and everything, to say that his video was hilarious!

08/09/2009 08:34:00 AM

Poobomber

hahahaha... wait, what?

08/09/2009 08:12:00 AM

gotbass7

Insane on the Brain. Also : lack of humor

08/09/2009 06:03:00 AM

Rez

Give that one to the Kraken.

08/09/2009 02:31:00 AM

HumbleSquid

dj_something said: ""And here's the clincher: the car doesn't drive away after the last one gets dumped on the curb! You know...cuz there's no one left to drive the car!" " OOHHhhhhhkay, i get it now. i mean, now i get where the joke is supposed to be. hm.

08/09/2009 12:19:00 AM

kateyphi

all i can say is that i loved when he sang hootie and the blowfish. other than that, this isn't really up to genius camp, or cracked, standards.

08/09/2009 12:06:00 AM

topher057

Where was the joke? Did I miss it? I thought I watched the whole thing, and I kept waiting, but nothing. :-/

08/09/2009 12:05:00 AM

Wallsy

That was truly awful. It's not comedy, it's an anti-drugs advertisement.

08/08/2009 11:53:00 PM

Kr1s

This awful video only derserve spam, not real comment.

08/08/2009 11:40:00 PM

youngexplorer

OMG!!!!1 That was totally awesome!!! LOLZ!!!! Actually, it sucked pretty bad.

08/08/2009 11:11:00 PM

pearson1285

That video had everything...except humor...or a point. All that time at Genius Camp and this is what you guys come up with?

08/08/2009 11:06:00 PM

AtomicSpike

I had to seriously focus to write this comment to make it understandable due to alcohol. Also, I loave to Swaim. Still, this video sort of sucked. Nothing really funny. And I like the other groups from genius camp. What the hell happened here?

08/08/2009 11:02:00 PM

Ryuinz

DUDE! That was so hilarious i forgot to laugh! Seriously, was this suposed to be funny? Or a video to convince teens not to do drugs? Well, after watching this video i am clearly afraid of doing drugs. The makers of this video must have been high of their asses to think that this was funny...

08/08/2009 10:58:00 PM

axle_foley

THIS VIDEO IS WERE COMEDY GOES TO DIE.. HORRIBLE CRACKED> GET WITH THE PROGRAM>

08/08/2009 10:34:00 PM

$Jon$

Clearly you have to be in Mensa (Genius Camp) to get something this fu*king stupid

08/08/2009 10:22:00 PM

Sooper_Dooshy

Everyone's bitching about the video, but I think it's a damned miracle worker. It's managed to unite an entire comment board with the same opinion and no real disagreement. For the first time ever, EVERYONE'S bitching about the video.

08/08/2009 10:04:00 PM

CodyCastor

...? What is the point of this? To what purpose was this utter failure of a film striving? Literally the most pointless 1:29 of my life.

08/08/2009 10:01:00 PM

HyruleanHyroe

yeah, this was fairly terrible. how many people did it take to make this failure of a video?

08/08/2009 08:46:00 PM

Jahuel

Okay, Cracked. There's evidence of me being nice to the comedy writers on articles that people call the "Sux0rz" on for no good reason. However, this deserves it. It's actually DEVOID of comedy. There's none in it. At all. None. Fuck this video.

08/08/2009 08:41:00 PM

SexyNoodlesPlz

How much drugs do you have to do to enjoy this? I asked Keith Richards, Courtney Love, and Andy Dick and they said they'd get back to me if they ever reach that level.

08/08/2009 08:37:00 PM

Rikonius

That didn't really go anywhere... it really would make a good drug awareness ad though

08/08/2009 07:51:00 PM

surrealspanner

At first I thought it was an add about not doing drugs. I was disappointed to learn that it was the actual video. Not funny at all, really.

08/08/2009 07:38:00 PM

FuryofSinzy

The worst thing I've ever seen on Cracked.

08/08/2009 07:36:00 PM

shitsu_tonka

OK not funny in the slightest, but I still enjoyed watching it. It's also probably the best made short I've seen on here, which is deserving of credit.

08/08/2009 07:23:00 PM

LockOnandFire!

It looks really cool, it does. And I'm really feeling the rap. But not only do I not understand the clip, it just doesn't seem to make sense in general. And not funny

08/08/2009 07:05:00 PM

kristen

Crazy well-made, but why is this on a comedy site? I totally respect this as some sort of weird student-film drama-piece, but on Cracked it's a complete non-sequitur.

08/08/2009 06:54:00 PM

Fawksy

Well it's very well done garbage.

08/08/2009 06:50:00 PM

Jodah

somehow the majority of the genius camp sketches have been less funny than any sketch by any of the sketch groups involved. I guess you just can't always mix differing comedy styles

08/08/2009 06:36:00 PM

arbootieoaks

Wtf as that? There wasn't even a joke.

08/08/2009 06:16:00 PM

harveystewart

Awful -- not even close to being funny.

08/08/2009 05:40:00 PM

graavy

As a former cocaine addict, no, it isn't.

08/08/2009 05:10:00 PM

poopinpants

This was horrible. It would probably be funnier if I was a cocaine addict but oh well. Swaim ftw.

08/08/2009 05:07:00 PM

N0C

That is pretty much every Friday night for me. Fail.

08/08/2009 04:50:00 PM

Zombie Hobbit

aren't these skits supposed to be funny? or mildly amusing?

08/08/2009 04:23:00 PM

benjamin.malott

@HughLaurie Ohh...I couldn't even see the car

08/08/2009 04:14:00 PM

scarydairy

I thought the karaoke thing was going somewhere, but...no. And on the same day they ragged on the Epic Movie guys. I guess they decided to put a companion video on how not to be funny.

08/08/2009 04:01:00 PM

HughLaurie

What the hell is this?

08/08/2009 03:59:00 PM

wrinkledlion

"It's a bunch of guys doing drugs!" "I'm with you so far..." "And after one of 'em does something stupid/lame, you know, cuz of the drugs, he gets dumped on a curb!" "Uh...huh..." "And here's the clincher: the car doesn't drive away after the last one gets dumped on the curb! You know...cuz there's no one left to drive the car!" "..." "What'd you think? :D" "I think you need to get the fuck out of my office. SECURITY!"

08/08/2009 03:37:00 PM

DJ_Hexadecibel

Yeah this is terrible. Yeah its guys doing drugs, bfd thats life. No comedy there.

08/08/2009 03:15:00 PM

Hallo457

Want Swaim + this fails

08/08/2009 02:50:00 PM

watermark0n

Why am I crying right now?

08/08/2009 02:41:00 PM

Madchester

i know everyone else has already said it but, this really was lame.

08/08/2009 02:40:00 PM

ENVi3

how did the pitch for this one go? "Hey guys I have an idea for a video. We'll have a bunch of guys doing drugs." "....and?" "and that's it. It's 'Comedy!" "That's it? They don't even....like, die at the end or something?" "Sure." "...........ok"

08/08/2009 02:24:00 PM

Hero

Video must be broken, it's only showing ads.

08/08/2009 02:22:00 PM

Spizzle

So, uh, is there like a second part? One where they get to the joke?

08/08/2009 02:22:00 PM

poopinpants

I know I'm not the only one who watched this because I expected some hopeful glimpse of Swaim, possibly him being alive or something. I'm going to go bleach my eye balls now.

08/08/2009 02:17:00 PM

macksayev

What did I just watch?

08/08/2009 01:52:00 PM

Haedrian

Where the fuck is Swaim?

08/08/2009 01:39:00 PM

Pikmin

How to Make Jokeless Web Videos: Studying Genius Camp 2009 ok...in fairness most of their other ones are funny

08/08/2009 01:12:00 PM

Llama11d7

Wow... that was horrible. Really nothing else to say...

08/08/2009 12:50:00 PM

mdomney

yeah, more swaim please.

08/08/2009 12:42:00 PM

Nobody202

Horrible. Just horrible. The first 30 seconds I thought this was a commercial of some kind, but then it just kept going... well... at least it was short?

08/08/2009 12:40:00 PM

godsdumbsheep

Just dropping by to let everybody know that i thought this sucked and should be removed and we should get a written apology from everybody involved to replace it.

08/08/2009 12:35:00 PM

Wasman

what the hell.

08/08/2009 12:33:00 PM

felipechoque

What the fuck was that? I usually like these guys but something about this was just wrong. WE WANT SWAIM!

08/08/2009 12:12:00 PM

PyroX7

Lame

08/08/2009 12:12:00 PM

artavan

*Stares blankly*

08/08/2009 11:40:00 AM

Natnie

Hm it fails even as a PSA, those use to be unintentionally funny. This one, not so much

08/08/2009 11:32:00 AM

tokenstereotype

Is this supposed to be funny?

08/08/2009 11:26:00 AM

basefellow

???

08/08/2009 11:11:00 AM

Callum828

not funny

08/08/2009 11:07:00 AM

mrbob360

WE WANT SWAIM!!!!!

08/08/2009 11:03:00 AM

$Jon$

Ya know an egg and frying pan would have gotten your message through and would have been more entertaining.

08/08/2009 10:59:00 AM

4thSurvivor

Holy crap this video sucks. Please, no more genius camp I'm begging ya. Just bring back swaim.

08/08/2009 10:55:00 AM

mr1swift

I don't get it.

08/08/2009 10:50:00 AM

Jorw

I like how the guys still lay there when he gets back for the fourth time. seriously it must have been hours and they lie in front of a hospital.

08/08/2009 10:46:00 AM

justarandomguy

Ew...

08/08/2009 10:45:00 AM

Batman?

lol, looks like they just decided to film the process the use for writing skits.

08/08/2009 10:31:00 AM

$Jon$

Eh, I get the joke. The joke's just not very funny.

08/08/2009 10:25:00 AM

gregorgasmic

it would have been a beter anti drug comercial! that was terrible

08/08/2009 10:25:00 AM

hoppus246

I don't get it...

08/08/2009 10:00:00 AM

Jhnbytwoo

extremely well done. beautiful camera. not the funniest. go outback tonight.

08/08/2009 09:45:00 AM

Ivan the Russian

So, what was the punchline?

08/08/2009 09:40:00 AM

Dorcas_Aurelia

Boo! Either Bring back Swaim or install a feature that enables users to operate a tomato cannon installed in your offices!

08/08/2009 09:25:00 AM

Danny955

Why didn't they put any jokes in it?

08/08/2009 09:23:00 AM

Zerocyde

this was really not very good. i didn't laugh once. seriously. fuck you. fuck you you fucking cock-goblin.

08/08/2009 09:11:00 AM

theacidpulp

I'm... guessing it's a "Requiem for a Dream" parody. At least that's what the editing suggests. A spoof on a film that neither needs, calls for or works as a basis for a spoof in the first place. Sorry guys. This just didn't work.

08/08/2009 09:05:00 AM

makkaal

Great Camera-work, this looks just like a movie. I thought this was funny.

08/08/2009 08:58:00 AM

Konner7

WTF, I thought I was seeing a second ad not the actual video.

08/08/2009 08:46:00 AM

Morrbo

I think it's supposed to be irony. The other article today was about comedies that aren't funny.

08/08/2009 08:42:00 AM

agentknives

I'm actually pretty pissed that I just watched that.

08/08/2009 08:41:00 AM

Talen

Funny in a weird way.

08/08/2009 08:29:00 AM

GoreTaco

Show me the comedy, show me the comedy!

08/08/2009 08:27:00 AM

mario74

Lame! What an awful video.

08/08/2009 08:26:00 AM

mario74

Well, that was a whole lotta production values for nothing.

08/08/2009 08:21:00 AM

sparrowfell

so...what was the punchline? I feel like I'm still waiting for the "so what?" part.

08/08/2009 08:18:00 AM

tsuchinoko

What you guys never done coke and karaoke before? Ya missin' out is all I'm saying....

08/08/2009 07:45:00 AM

duderino

I wonder if all the people hating on Genius Camp and demanding SWAIM know that Swaim is one of the founders of Genius Camp... Though I admit I haven't loved all the GC stuff, it's still pretty cool to see what these different teams come up with when they collaborate.

08/08/2009 07:44:00 AM

Demmagog

I saw the title and thought "Hmm, could be funny". Then, I saw "by: Genius Camp", and I was like "Oh, hell yeah, they rock socks"! I've been severly disappointed...

08/08/2009 07:42:00 AM

Kuzyn

i don't get it... A anti-drug PSA parody? except real PSAs are funny, this is not.

08/08/2009 07:27:00 AM

medo1312

I thought it was just referential humor, or maybe it was just too smart for me. Nice to see I'm not the only one who didnt get this at all.

08/08/2009 07:22:00 AM

TheNickLovin

Agreed, one of the worst I've ever seen on Cracked. It was as if Sean Baby made a video.

08/08/2009 07:03:00 AM

DaTeach

I seriously hope that someone can explain why in the fuck that was supposed to be funny.

08/08/2009 06:48:00 AM

Tommyg

That was lame, bring back SWAIM. I haven't laughed at a "video" on here in a while.

08/08/2009 06:45:00 AM

Antiockus

What in the hell was that?

08/08/2009 06:42:00 AM

DangerChocomog

When does the comedy start? After the 1:28 mark?

08/08/2009 06:33:00 AM

DemonCow

Not funny

08/08/2009 06:14:00 AM

TenTonApe

i don't usually bitch about vids/articles, but that was by far the worst vid i ever saw on cracked. extremly unfunny. or maybe it has to be viewed after taking coke.

08/08/2009 06:07:00 AM

MagillaPl

not funny at all

08/08/2009 06:01:00 AM

ulmuchiha

This is a nice existential piece. It should be called "Waiting for the Punchline."

08/08/2009 05:49:00 AM

fintzu

Cocaine, karaoke, and no girls...they must be the saddest guys who've ever lived.

08/08/2009 05:45:00 AM

Rai999

...Could someone explain to me what just happened?

08/08/2009 05:30:00 AM

EinDose

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08/08/2009 05:05:00 AM

judylove

Funny. How did they drive the car back and forth? And wasn t that Wal-Mart?

08/08/2009 05:04:00 AM

Minjen