Paris Hilton: Secretly a Genius?

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  1. Bannef

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    Damn, her childhood dream was to be a brand? Cynical little Paris.

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  2. PrincessEli

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    Double negatives.

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  3. millard2000

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    Oh my god, at 2:22 I could not stop laughing.

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  4. Fat_Tony81

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    I don't know how I missed this one until now. I didn't not laugh until I almost pissed my pants. Mr. Gladstone, you aren't not a freaking genius!

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  5. djw175

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    Duh. She's being j*panese. L=R. So brand=bland.

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  6. yhellothar

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    Finally someone who actually knows what Irony is

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  7. snufleufugus

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    he used firefox to get the clips of the internet.
    watermark in the top left corner

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  8. blulink

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    great stuff! It didn't really need a countdown though.

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  10. molly23

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    one of your best yet
    i take my hat off to you

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  11. Fnoo

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    LMAO at the dictionary definition discount.
    I had an idea of what was coming, but the end result was so much more scathing than I was anticipating.
    And the voice!
    Bravo, Gladstone. Bravo.

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    how did we ever care about her http://bit.ly/4jPWz

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  13. AleBot

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    It's like a half man half bear and half pig...no, it's more like half bear half man-pig...no, it's a half man half pig-bear

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  14. Iamthelaw

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    Har har har double negatives win every time.

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  15. Wren

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    I love how eloquent you are. It's a nice break from the dick jokes and cries of 'titties'!

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  16. truandrewth

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    I thought that was pretty good. best video yet for sure. Still don't like the sign off though

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  17. Simon541

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    @ piontek, it works for me when i use firefox

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  18. Piontek

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    why can't i watch movies on cracked with my firefox browser?

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  19. Smiles

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    @hammyis:
    It's "The Night" by Morphine. Great song.

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  20. hammyis

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    what is that song he plays at the end every video?

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