Paris Hilton: Secretly a Genius?

great stuff! It didn't really need a countdown though.

09/20/2009 11:35:00 PM

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09/07/2009 12:01:00 PM

MakeFunTeam

one of your best yet i take my hat off to you

08/29/2009 11:58:00 PM

molly23

LMAO at the dictionary definition discount. I had an idea of what was coming, but the end result was so much more scathing than I was anticipating. And the voice! Bravo, Gladstone. Bravo.

08/26/2009 12:44:00 PM

Fnoo

how did we ever care about her http://bit.ly/4jPWz

08/24/2009 10:30:00 AM

jello7654

It's like a half man half bear and half pig...no, it's more like half bear half man-pig...no, it's a half man half pig-bear

08/23/2009 12:49:00 AM

AleBot

Har har har double negatives win every time.

08/16/2009 08:06:00 AM

Iamthelaw

I love how eloquent you are. It's a nice break from the dick jokes and cries of 'titties'!

08/15/2009 03:51:00 PM

Wren

I thought that was pretty good. best video yet for sure. Still don't like the sign off though

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08/13/2009 05:43:00 PM

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08/13/2009 01:58:00 AM

Simon541

why can't i watch movies on cracked with my firefox browser?

08/12/2009 12:31:00 AM

Piontek

@hammyis: It's "The Night" by Morphine. Great song.

08/11/2009 10:22:00 PM

Smiles

what is that song he plays at the end every video?

08/11/2009 07:41:00 PM

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08/10/2009 07:28:00 PM

lindayy2001

Another softball lobbed by Gladstone. Easy, predictable, boring. I'm about to fall asleep at my desk over here.

08/10/2009 02:14:00 PM

goaldilox

"... I'm flattered that you feel comfortable with me to use your real voice..." Lol! That was freaken hilarious! Best quote from the video, lol. Nice one Gladstone

08/08/2009 11:11:00 PM

axle_foley

I'm guessing PigVomet is a bot, and I want to meet the person who created that program. Or if not a bot, I reeeeally want to meet him/her. The Taz voice was choke-on-your-popcorn funny.

08/08/2009 03:47:00 PM

HughLaurie

BRING BACK SWAIM. Somehow, I can't shake the feeling that G-stone is somehow behind Michael's disappearance... BRING HIM BACK YOU BASTARD! His absence does not, by default, make you any better!

08/08/2009 01:32:00 PM

RVIsh

I love you, G-man.

08/08/2009 05:24:00 AM

Ayleid

all i can say after pigvomet (and yes, he even misspelled his username)is this: i agree with rubycona, and may i add that you faithfully represent 70% of internet users worldwide. keep up the good work...

08/08/2009 03:06:00 AM

Kieran_117

Holy Crap. PigVomit is... well, shall we say, an astounding example of the unique uses of spelling, grammar, and logic, courtesy the internet. By "logic," here, I mean the ability to put words and sentences together in a logical format, to form actual meaning.

08/07/2009 07:49:00 PM

rubycona

Weither or not PigVomit's comment is a joke or not, its pure comedy gold.

08/07/2009 05:32:00 PM

PeaceFist

Hey Gladstone: You are a dweeb... You know hoI atell,just look at all you fends & fans during your drippey commentar, yep, NON!!! WOW, now I know why this Country is in pitiful shape useless sewer trap in not humor... Paris, not that you even had a interview with Ball-sack the dribble, beta your check book is just a tad larger... Non-the less, I applaud you for not sitting on you privileged extemely beautiful ass, at least you are doing something... Gladstone reminds me of that gallstone that my GrandPappy pissed through his arethea... If I'm using so many graphic verbalizations is cause I'm studying to be a Proctoligist... Middle finger is te tools of the trade... LOL, Love & kisses Paris, you go and give Ballstone-Sack a run for his money, that is if he has any... I know I don't' WAHOOOOOOOOOOO

08/07/2009 02:20:00 PM

PigVomet

LOL @ real voice

08/07/2009 02:22:00 AM

kostitz

Normally, I don't laugh that much at these videos. They are more interesting than funny, but I have to say, nice touch with the TAZ voice. I didn't see that coming.

08/06/2009 08:28:00 PM

Actormd

Gladstone... I don't find you humorous.

08/06/2009 05:49:00 PM

lyndsss

Bring back old themesong

08/06/2009 04:44:00 PM

cool4catfish

i liked the vid, good work !!!

08/06/2009 01:13:00 PM

BadKarma

How come you don't use the Morphine intro anymore? Found that so much better... And... isn't making fun of Hilton kind of... redundant?

08/06/2009 08:28:00 AM

makkaal

I LOVED the "real voice"

08/06/2009 07:45:00 AM

yesbutnotyou

I liked it.

08/05/2009 11:22:00 PM

Shancey

You, sir, are amazing. Never, ever stop.

08/05/2009 10:44:00 PM

benfromcanada

She was really good in REPO!, though.

08/05/2009 09:38:00 PM

yes369

:D Good stuff.

08/05/2009 06:23:00 PM

SheaD

HAHAHAHAAH Paris Hilton is a slut,has been to jail, and is stupid. I've never heard this 2 million times before. Great work man, Paris Hilton will go on being funny forever and this shit will obviously never get old. Gladstone you're the true genius.

08/05/2009 01:53:00 PM

Oddeye

I love anything about Paris, she's so talented. Gladstone I hate you now, I hate you IhateyouIHATEYOU

08/05/2009 11:47:00 AM

Robforfucksake

Cracked = funny. This guy = not funny. Therefore, (Cracked + This guy) < Cracked.

08/05/2009 09:59:00 AM

klaatu42

Ridiculing Paris Hilton just makes her more famous and hence richer, so who's the genius?

08/05/2009 09:08:00 AM

redsmurph

He Be Nutsack? ... were you trying to be funny, or just going for the "WTF" value of such a horrible insult? I pray it was the latter. Anyway, great job Gladstone - hilarious as always.

08/05/2009 06:44:00 AM

Svaldifari

My favorite part is how one of the Wealthy Mingle bots named itself 'Cracked Staff'

08/04/2009 10:34:00 PM

MandeR

I don't understand why people hate on the people that work at this site. I mean without them you wouldn't mindlessly be looking through their videos and articles to pass time with some good ole fashion intelligent humor. And if I worked here I would just delete any account that did in fact degrate the staff. Because honestly, if you can't appreciate what they do for you then you should just go fuck off somewhere.

08/04/2009 08:26:00 PM

justinwayne19

A good piece here. But must be slow if Paris rates any attention at all. Can't wait for the next twilight movie so you guys all have material again.

08/04/2009 08:16:00 PM

shmekle

HBN must stand for He Be Nutsack .. Your killing Cracked dude ..

08/04/2009 08:10:00 PM

isipisi

@Elpon: Exactly

08/04/2009 07:33:00 PM

maedene

Well, she DOES have a higher IQ than Andy Warhol...

08/04/2009 05:44:00 PM

jeffoverthere

To losers that are still bashing Gladstone, how are your comedy websites coming along?

08/04/2009 04:45:00 PM

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08/04/2009 04:38:00 PM

bcolls

I thought you promised you would stop wasting our time with your shitty videos? Wont you retire or something? You really truly suck! Go back to sucking your dads dick im sure hell start paying you someday. Yours sincerely Signed; Everyone whos watched your shitty attempt at humor

08/04/2009 04:08:00 PM

wheresthetoilet

Hehe that was a good HBN. But c'mon, isn't she too easy? If she's going to say stuff like "when people say I'm not an airhead, that's not true" then all you really need to do is slap your sweet theme songs on there and call it a day.

08/04/2009 03:31:00 PM

Demmagog

I love this site but this guy just isn't funny. He's like the Cracked version of Carlos Mencia.

08/04/2009 01:09:00 PM

mosalias

Great episode! I like your well timed eyebrow raises.

08/04/2009 01:03:00 PM

GenericHuman

There were certain bits where you made a joke, then explained it, like when you first used the Tazmanian Devil (apparently) voice, then observed that yes, it was indeed different. We know! Also you should have picked a better voice, like if you took a folk song and distorted it massively and played it backwards. I was trying that out yesterday; it sounds awesome. Otherwise, yeah, whoo- if this was an exam, you'd pass.

08/04/2009 12:05:00 PM

Pedgerow

I just peed a little.

08/04/2009 11:27:00 AM

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08/04/2009 10:34:00 AM

TheMaskedRefer

i'd still f her. they can do a lot with antibiotics these days.

08/04/2009 09:33:00 AM

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08/04/2009 08:48:00 AM

CrackedStaff

Nicely done Glad ;)

08/04/2009 08:29:00 AM

compl3x

the credits song is "the night" by morphine, me thinks.

08/04/2009 04:33:00 AM

MarTenSaa

Heyah, Gladstone. Just thought I'd mention, that your intro song on HBN is...THE BEST FREAKIN' SONG I EVER HEARD!! Also, what is the name of the end credits song, anyone?

08/04/2009 04:24:00 AM

Sledgeham

A brilliant episode! Keep it up Gladstone. HBN Rocks!

08/04/2009 01:27:00 AM

Darkmage

lawl that was Taz

08/04/2009 01:17:00 AM

Spin

That was pretty good. xD

08/04/2009 12:01:00 AM

AnonymousIvy

Excellent. Thats two gooduns in a row Gladstone.

08/03/2009 11:26:00 PM

LDog

Bashing Paris Hilton is way to easy.

08/03/2009 11:16:00 PM

justarandomguy

Double negatives.... HILARIOUS!

08/03/2009 10:10:00 PM

mike.bishop

Attack something stupid that we don't already KNOW is stupid.

08/03/2009 09:19:00 PM

vagitoe

Swaim? Who's Swaim? "you and swaim are th shit doodoobref"

08/03/2009 09:08:00 PM

QuankersJenkins

lol shit was that the tazmanian devil?

08/03/2009 08:04:00 PM

thunderhorse35

you and swaim are th shit

08/03/2009 07:43:00 PM

doodoobref

i was always a genius, cause... yeah... What... Thats hot... yea

08/03/2009 07:04:00 PM

Ekco4ever

cmon dude i was rooting for ya time to lay off the fungos. you need better targets.

08/03/2009 06:35:00 PM

vincentius

can't watch. head is hurting. getting stupidier every second i watch.

08/03/2009 06:16:00 PM

arkhmpatient

only time ever ive laughed at a gladstone video when he switches paris's voice but even then it was a slight chuckle

08/03/2009 06:14:00 PM

thatserafimkid

I'd still do her in the pooper.

08/03/2009 05:57:00 PM

J-pappi

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ahhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHA! The TAZ was classic!

08/03/2009 05:57:00 PM

Cmonsta

haha Eau d' shiv! Brilliant!

08/03/2009 05:30:00 PM

cutitdown528

last weeks ep. was better.

08/03/2009 04:22:00 PM

filler

PERFECTPERFECTPERFECT.

08/03/2009 03:37:00 PM

youllforgetit

She's not as pretty as my Wendy, and I can definitely see her being on this show soon... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVHhuTUp_30

08/03/2009 03:19:00 PM

PeterPanCop

I think a lot of ppl would rather die than have part of paris hilton inside them for the rest of their life

08/03/2009 02:41:00 PM

bobbi

Freaking awesome!

08/03/2009 02:41:00 PM

Numzy

oh my god she's such a waste of perfectly good carbon. can't we just harvest her organs to give to deserving people or something?

08/03/2009 02:30:00 PM

dragongrl77

Great one G-Stone. The Taz overdubs were hilarious.

08/03/2009 02:22:00 PM

Blammo

Hahaha, oh god, the Tasmanian devil voice.

08/03/2009 02:14:00 PM

Champ

gladstone's eyebrows possess a remarkable shapeshifting ability...

08/03/2009 01:31:00 PM

hellblade

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08/03/2009 01:01:00 PM

busted_cranium

an unusually funny installment more like this, please

08/03/2009 12:56:00 PM

Seraphiel

Meeeh, whats up heiress?

08/03/2009 12:43:00 PM

MrBallistic

Man, that was ruthless. For a couple of episodes there it seemed like you were going a little soft and I could safely follow my dream of becoming a vapid celebrity annoyance, but now I fear you again.

08/03/2009 12:21:00 PM

ElNimrodo

Another not unfunny video - nice one, Gladstone.

08/03/2009 12:01:00 PM

jonnyt

Eau de Shiv made me choke on my breakfast. ... I got up late today.

08/03/2009 11:57:00 AM

Tartra

Silly Gladstone, you're supposed to use the registered version of DownloadHelper.

08/03/2009 11:56:00 AM

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08/03/2009 11:44:00 AM

cdeed

Wait a minute! It's still at 8666!

08/03/2009 11:37:00 AM

popmaker

Still 8,666 views - further evidence?

08/03/2009 11:37:00 AM

DJMooo

Don't get me wrong, using Taz was a 9 out of 10. But using Bobcat Goldthwait clips from Police Academy 2 would've been a 10. Though it's understandable if you can't use that, still would've been hilarious.

08/03/2009 11:34:00 AM

auslander

When I watched this the views was 8,666. It ended with the mark of the beast. Its probably because this video was about Paris Hilton.

08/03/2009 11:18:00 AM

jamasian_man

2:1 is a bit generous, don't you think? Plus, why do you wear a shirt at all to do these things? It just needlessly drives up production values. I'm only thinking of the show...

08/03/2009 11:17:00 AM

greengoddess

I normally hate you, but that taz thing made me giggle

08/03/2009 11:15:00 AM

ofareggie

In Hilton's defense (I know, madness), have you seen her in the pilot for Rex? She's absolutely brilliant for some insane reason. Her comedic timing was just excellent and she actually had me in stitches. It was terrifying. http://vimeo.com/5159650 if you want to have a look. (Password 'whippedbutter')

08/03/2009 11:15:00 AM

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08/03/2009 11:13:00 AM

jyoticool

My only criticism of this vid is that I feel you phoned in the "That's Hate By Numbers, that's all. For now." Seriously! I quote you all the time, but I need good soundbytes to work with! Anyway, yeah, almost crapped myself when she started with the Taz. Comedic gold as always, G-Stone.

08/03/2009 10:48:00 AM

RaistliniltsiaR

Good vid, Gladstone! However, it kinda rekindled my 'interest' in the sex vid.

08/03/2009 10:06:00 AM

Rrinman

Hahahaha this was great! I love how she can't even understand the double negatives in that interview...Well she's right, she's an airhead for sure...

08/03/2009 09:24:00 AM

roxmysox

The best thing Paris Hilton's ever done was Reop! The Genetic Opera. Her acting was non-existent, but they cast her as a whiney heiress slut with an addiction. Nobody could have played it better.

08/03/2009 09:20:00 AM

KittyGoMeowzah

Also, the soulless vapidity increases the sex appeal. It makes the murder easier to justify. PS: Shrieking? Yeah, misspelled last time. PSS: I am not a crook.

08/03/2009 08:57:00 AM

Quesoformagio

G Stone, I demand that you write more articles, or I will directly mention the long-put-off 1:17 video, thus setting upon you the shreiking harpies, due to your solemn oath. PS: I am not a crook.

08/03/2009 08:47:00 AM

Quesoformagio

zing!

08/03/2009 08:36:00 AM

indie114

Paris Hilton is too easy of a target to make fun of, but still it was a good video.

08/03/2009 08:31:00 AM

JoeCB1991

i cant even watch this, the mere thought of her being labled slightly inteliigent let alone a genius is far too much for me to bear, fuck plus my sound doesnt work lol

08/03/2009 08:14:00 AM

InSovietRussia

Haha, I love good videos that make fun of Paris Hilton and anyone like her. Its almost unfair because its too damn easy (and a bit overdone), but if you do it right (like in this video), it will still be good. I actually grew up with a girl who looked up to Paris Hilton and wanted to be just like her. Yeah, she's a porn star now. Don't believe me? Look up the name Missy Stone.

08/03/2009 08:07:00 AM

AyteeSics

"Well done. I thought it was inaudible." it was kind of, but it helps that "soulless vapidity" happen to be the two words that jump into my head as soon as anyone mentions Paris Hilton

08/03/2009 07:59:00 AM

mediaeaters

Nice...

08/03/2009 07:58:00 AM

Batman?

zomg. AnderX made out "soulless vapidity." Well done. I thought it was inaudible.

08/03/2009 07:45:00 AM

G-Stone

I love how the orange man to talk to her as though she were somehow famous and had this body of work to show for it.

08/03/2009 07:42:00 AM

esteban138

"Fading Celebutante whose soulless vapidity outweighs her sex appeal by a two to one margin" Best. Line. EVAR!!!

08/03/2009 07:18:00 AM

AnderX

rofl, thank you

08/03/2009 07:16:00 AM

Bigcock_Obama

eau de shiv creativity at work.

08/03/2009 07:07:00 AM

rokic

How dare you insult Taz by placing him inside that awful body?

08/03/2009 07:05:00 AM

Distractedone

LOL, what an air head! RT www.anon-web-tools.us.tc

08/03/2009 07:02:00 AM

aazippo3

Nice job.

08/03/2009 06:44:00 AM

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08/03/2009 06:42:00 AM

jyoticool

Might have been funnier to have the Tasmanian Devil devour Paris and then say 'scuse me'.

08/03/2009 06:31:00 AM

InuGhost

Gladstone, I am disappointed. It is an insult to the noble Tasmanian Devil to associate him with Paris Hilton. I expected better from you.

08/03/2009 06:25:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

That was awesome.

08/03/2009 06:22:00 AM

daisyvilla

Cute, but you have been picking some easy targets lately.

08/03/2009 06:21:00 AM

johnnyever

@ zsasz; 'some excellent moments, but a little short. that relates to both the video and my sex life.' That comment made me laugh almost as much as the video.

08/03/2009 06:08:00 AM