The Absolute Low Point in CNN's Michael Jackson Coverage

I have shown this to about a dozen people. Nobody can see it. Is the image of Michael Jackson in the tree like the bell in "The Polar Express"; only heard (or in this case seen) by those who truly believe?

11/02/2009 12:35:47 AM

Jedifreak

I just saw a deformed blob. Seriously what is wrong with those people. Jesus is about equal to Michael Jackson? O_O Is everybody in that town mentally retarded or is there something in their water.

08/17/2009 04:23:00 AM

lestrange5

OMFG IT LOOKS LIKE...a tree...just a tree

08/13/2009 09:59:00 AM

not_you

THEE MICHAEL JACKTHON IN THE TREE THTUMP

08/12/2009 06:16:00 PM

Fishyman

I agree. American new is way funnier.

08/03/2009 09:50:00 AM

CaptRehab

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08/03/2009 04:24:00 AM

debasree

I would say, if anything, it looks like a very vague image of the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz, as they said. Seriously, would this be in the news if Michael Jackson HADN'T died? "Oh look, this tree stump looks like nothing." "OMFG Michael Jackson is DEAD!" "Well, it looks like a face! Maybe I can get money off of this! Wow! Lets see... oh! Michael Jackson! Yeah! Sure! He's the equivalent of Jesus!" I'm no terribly devout Christian, but she said it looks like Michael Jackson instead of JESUS? Didn't a certain cheese sandwich gain a lot of money from that?

07/30/2009 03:16:00 PM

charredpopsicle

hbn is self-indulgent crap. its the only thing thats wrong with this site.

07/29/2009 12:16:00 PM

isipisi

I seee....a tree knot. That kid is pretty bad if she not only sees a person's face but a stump instead of a knot. Can't she see that there's a whole tree there that hasn;t been chopped down?

07/27/2009 10:36:00 PM

likalaruku

just a tree

07/27/2009 05:35:00 PM

ladykiller615

I really don't see it at all.

07/26/2009 11:29:00 AM

jiberty

Wow, I love American news. Over here in the UK our news sucks...you guys get live car chases as and when they happen and MJ/scarecrow/Jesus/whateverthefuck and we get fuck all

07/25/2009 05:18:00 PM

spikevamp

now i feel ashamed that i live like 20 m from stockton

07/25/2009 11:27:00 AM

aries.419

Ya know,sometimes a knot in a tree is just a knot in a tree,pure and simple!! Of course,I'm Scots-Irish Protestant,not Catholic or someone with waaayyyy too much time on their hands,so what the Hell Do I Know??!!! "Get Nekkid,Blow The Evil Weed and Kiss Your Teachers!!" -Wolfman Jack.

07/24/2009 01:03:00 PM

TheEnemyBelow

I would like to point out that I did not see MJ, Jesus, Scarecrow or a grilled cheese sandwich in that tree.

07/23/2009 09:52:00 PM

a_penis

Blah Blah Blah

07/23/2009 02:51:00 PM

terridaniels

Excellent! Shows the stupid get stupider..no matter what the circumstances.

07/21/2009 05:48:00 PM

michaelpq

It's really sad to see how stupid some people can be, and what they will do to get any sort of attention.

07/21/2009 01:25:00 PM

roxmysox

I don't know if I was missing something, but that tree stump didn't even have a face in it as far as I could see. There is absolutely no way anyone could think that looked like anything other than an average tree stump.

07/21/2009 07:31:00 AM

jackpayne

Outstanding, Gladstone, outstanding.

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07/21/2009 02:14:00 AM

carriemo83

This thing both made me laugh and made me terribly depressed. I mean, I don't know who that girl was (A daughter? I know jack shit about Jackson), but that next to a story about a fucking tree stump?! It's a tree stump. Why would he come back as a tree stump? Clearly, the most logical way would be to rise from the dead in a red jacket and dance around. Also, Jesus and Jackson are not on the same level. Jesus has his own holiday and a line of toy vending machines (I've seen them) in Midwestern Chinese buffet restaurants. Does Jackson? No, I didn't think so.

07/20/2009 09:38:00 PM

orypeci

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! "Or see what they want to see" HHAHAHA how can people be so ridiculous!!!!!!!

07/20/2009 03:48:00 PM

Beardsrock12

"Turn em up boys we're back in business!" Good, very good.

07/20/2009 03:35:00 PM

Chickamauga

I have nothing but pity for these poor delusional people, who really have nothing better to do than stare at a tree stump, and make up what they see.

07/20/2009 02:01:00 PM

KingpinWalrus

i love your show and while you're not laugh out loud hilarious, im inclined to say i always want to see more from you simply because its entertaining, i love what you have to say, even if it doesn't invoke a chuckle sometimes.

07/20/2009 11:29:00 AM

MikeLiterous

HA fucking HA the pedophile is dead at last, fuck michael jackson

07/20/2009 07:47:00 AM

InSovietRussia

I couldn't see the face in the tree. I guess I'm not a REAL fan... And Gladstone, ignore the crap. You are great

07/19/2009 08:10:00 AM

drewtkd

rofl, fuckin CNN, how the hell is that any kind of news at all? And how the hell did that stump look like him, i did not see any similarity at all. Btw, whats with all this hating in the comments? I think he does a great job at taking the piss outta mainstream media.

07/18/2009 11:17:00 PM

Timkin

It certainly wasn't ha-ha funny, or any kind of funny. Mabe instead of doing so many worthless shows, you could save it up for one good show and keep waiting until you have enough funny material and some JOKES to make a video. There are no JOKES what the fuck is humorous about this?

07/18/2009 01:11:00 AM

CrackedEgg

It is depressing to say, but I agree with johnnydrama and BarryRiley, you are just not funny gladstone, your show isn't funny. Why people always say your show is great, I don't know. Swaim is funny. You are no Swaim.

07/18/2009 01:09:00 AM

CrackedEgg

@BarryRiley do you *like* charlie brooker or not? Because I have drawn the same comparison to charlie brooker and I think that gladstone doesn't really see how his style is similar. I think that they both have their charms, and that gladstone is like a less vitriolic and more dry charlie brooker. Comparisons aside, I loved this episode.

07/17/2009 03:49:00 PM

lounsey

this was so painfully unfunny that i made an account just so that i could post this comment in the hopes that you will STOP you are not funny. period. ps. cracked, you can do better

07/17/2009 03:30:00 PM

johnnydrama

Is this really funny enough to be on Cracked? Surely that CNN story was comedy gold, just asking to be hilariously mocked but this just misses every single mark. It's like watching Charlie Brooker, if he was in three simultaneous comas.

07/17/2009 03:04:00 PM

BarryRiley

goodlord gladstone has a boring voice...

07/17/2009 01:59:00 PM

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07/17/2009 01:21:00 AM

zlbs

'Man, I don't even have an opinion.' Pulp Fiction.

07/16/2009 11:18:00 PM

uzielis

I promise myself I won't click on it but I've watched another Gladstone comedy abortion again... Crap as always.

07/16/2009 07:46:00 PM

echocharlie

is it just me....or did that tree stump look like a tree stump? OMGAMAZING.

07/16/2009 03:19:00 PM

trish

Well I can't see his face in the tree stump!

07/16/2009 02:20:00 AM

suelily

I hate you gladstone

07/16/2009 01:10:00 AM

Oddeye

moonwalk your way back to hell MJ

07/15/2009 09:47:00 PM

Rambo=death

It looks like a butt hole.

07/15/2009 04:25:00 PM

lux

wow, i didn't see anything in that tree, how high do you think you would have to be to see micheal jackson as a tree stump, OR MAYBE HE WAS MICHEAL JACKSON AS A TREESTUMP DANCING TO THRILLER! idk its just weird...

07/15/2009 12:27:00 PM

Hardman

Is it just me, or does the tree look nothing like MJ? Or anything...?

07/15/2009 09:38:00 AM

Twopercent

How COULD you doubt CNN? : P

07/15/2009 06:04:00 AM

youllforgetit

This country is in real need of Death Squads like they have in other countries

07/14/2009 02:17:00 PM

GWINDOR33

i love you gladstone. ive hated mainstream medi for years, everytime i need fuel for the fire i can count on you to have another segment about douchebags on cnn NOT reporting anyhting of value. thanks man

07/14/2009 01:37:00 PM

hickslives

You can see the memorial service again at http://celebbnews.blogspot.com/ it worked for me! Just have to do a little survey but it's worth it! RIP MJ.

07/14/2009 11:42:00 AM

shawnblueson

Holy . . . just . . . OK, here's what jumps into my head when I see this - not the HBN, which was awesome, but the clip from CNN featuring the white trash roundup: Somewhere, some guy was sitting in a local affiliate, bored as hell, thinking that they were just going to be streaming out live updates and whatnot all day long. Maybe get in some 'man on the street' type things, but all in all, it's gonna be a boring day. Then he gets a phone call. Some redneck piece of shit whacked out of his mind on fucking Sterno mentioned to his inbred neighbors that, "Hey, doesn't that stump there look a bit like Michael Jackson, since that's the face that I've seen most recently?" and of course, everyone else agreed (seeing as how the average family of 4 there obviously has about 200 or so chromosomes between them) and they called up the local news station. Convoluted crap ensues, including at least one editing job done by someone that didn't realize how badly this was going to contrast wi

07/14/2009 08:25:00 AM

auslander

"Turn 'em up boys, we're back in business!" - Wonderful. Gladstone, you never fail to deliver. :-)

07/14/2009 06:41:00 AM

Wallsy

PATH- Your comment reminded me of a little YouTube video called "Leave Britney Alone!" Suck it.

07/14/2009 03:27:00 AM

N0C

People see what they want to see. Simple minds get deceived by random patterns on random things. Some people need to face facts: Michael Jackson's dead and He ain't coming back.

07/14/2009 03:15:00 AM

reztoc

I fucking hate you Gladstone. So, so much. I also work in downtown Atlanta, in the CNN Center, where I am bombarded constantly with giant tv screens broadcasting, you guessed it, CNN. I saw a thousand opportunities to ridicule CNN for their avalanche of Michael Jackson coverage despite all the other news worthy items that should have been in focus. And that's all the mileage you could get out of it, Gladstone? One joke stretched one minute too long? God, I hate you.

07/13/2009 11:48:00 PM

goaldilox

zmoll, you're my hero. That's the best comment I've read all day.

07/13/2009 11:38:00 PM

ka_la_la_lira

OMG it looks like...*gasp*...a KNOT IN THE TREE...God save the Queen *rolls eyes* Although of the other examples provided (MJ, Scarecrow and Jesus...) it totally does look like the Scarecrow LOL, but really only if I look at it with blurred vision...otherwise, it seriously looks like nothing

07/13/2009 10:23:00 PM

banana13

Look, I'm a Christian, and I enjoyed Black or White, but that damn tree looks like a tree to me. I do not even see th estupid slight semblance some people see in this kinds of cases. IT'S A TREE!

07/13/2009 10:07:00 PM

BATZARRO

Leave MJ alone! You're lucky he even performed for you bastards! While it's a bit shorter than most of your other HBNs, I stil enjoyed the style of criticism you expertly exert where needed. And considering the gravity of the subject, I think that opening with serious comments from relatives was a great touch - not only did it show that you're not here just to make fun of MJ, but it also contrasted well with the CNN footage. The judgement on the changing of the lyrics was great. What the hell was the reporter thinking? The whole sitcom thing, though... was that really necessary? I'm reading some comments here and people seemed to like it, but I don't understand what it does to contribute. It just sounds too corny to be funny, if you ask me. In any case, fantastic use of contrast in poking criticism at CNN's report. I look forward to your next one. :D

07/13/2009 09:48:00 PM

PATH

Classic! It's funny. And so forth

07/13/2009 09:20:00 PM

Shancey

Brilliant! You should have your own news program on Comedy Central (a la Jon Stewart). One of your best HBNs yet!

07/13/2009 08:31:00 PM

GeekGirl

Gladstone, how long did you have to watch CNN before this gem aired? It's like they do your job for you.

07/13/2009 07:06:00 PM

purplestar

I idolise michael jackson as much as i do jesus. Or rather, as little as i do jesus.

07/13/2009 05:35:00 PM

zmoll

LOL fucking cnn..what a joke

07/13/2009 05:13:00 PM

chenzi

Which Michael Jackson do they see in the tree? Original nose and chin, or new nose and chin?

07/13/2009 05:04:00 PM

Billy Goat

There was absolutely no face anywhere in that tree. Maybe those people have all been dropping acid for the grief and then hallucinating, but seriously...Brockway wouldn't see Michael Jackson in that tree.

07/13/2009 05:03:00 PM

Pedgerow

I get they his family are grieving, but the media are fucking hypocrites. I don't see shit in that tree either.

07/13/2009 04:31:00 PM

Konner7

Quality work Sir, thank you for allowing me to get a little closer to the king (lord) of pop one last time. PS : I saw chlorophyll

07/13/2009 03:59:00 PM

Robforfucksake

I can't see the image whatsoever!!! Buhjeezuz how stupid can people be!

07/13/2009 03:41:00 PM

DemstarAus

Great as always G-stone. I saw John Laroquette.

07/13/2009 03:15:00 PM

Gregoclock

people don't comment on LOST's message board like "yeah, that was good and all but Law and Order: Portugal Drift was incredible last season. I miss it!". please stop comparing swaim and gladstone. they're both hilarious. also, maam, the difference between michal jackson and jesus is that jesus has the power to touch everyone, not just kids.

07/13/2009 03:01:00 PM

BobbyD84

Join the King of Pop, the King of the Jews, and the Scarecrow in...holy shit, that needed a spew warning. Comedy gold, Gladstone.

07/13/2009 02:57:00 PM

Nattie

i didn't see anything in that stump. but yeah, CNN does some pretty bad reporting.

07/13/2009 02:38:00 PM

danflyer22

Finally a good HBN!!! We've waited so long, man. Although I'm afraid SWAIM still has a special place in my heart. Where is he anyway???

07/13/2009 02:14:00 PM

Llama11d7

Today Gladstone I will hate everyone but you. People are dumb.

07/13/2009 02:05:00 PM

4thSurvivor

Man, I miss Cracked tv...

07/13/2009 01:53:00 PM

Sara_no_h

All I saw was a fuckin' tree. This shouldn't have even aired on their local news, it's just so insipid and mind-numbing.

07/13/2009 01:37:00 PM

thamuzicaddict

You know what I saw in the tree stump? Tree

07/13/2009 01:14:00 PM

The_Prowler

Am I the only one that sees a brown circle?

07/13/2009 01:14:00 PM

bloodyneptune

Move over Dr House, Hangin' Around is to be the next hit

07/13/2009 01:12:00 PM

protoroc

Well done once again, Mr. Gladstone. ^___^

07/13/2009 01:06:00 PM

DangerChocomog

what asshole thought that was news? and what kind of town idolizes michael jackson as much as they do Jesus? does anyone else wanna punch that child in the head?

07/13/2009 01:03:00 PM

Frostbite104

That's possibly the worst case of pareidolia I've ever seen.

07/13/2009 12:47:00 PM

necrognome

I didn't see shit in that tree stump.

07/13/2009 12:47:00 PM

Derleiter

shit, that does NOT look like Michael. It looks more like Farrah!

07/13/2009 12:41:00 PM

dahwang12

shit, that does NOT look like Michael. It looks more like Farrah!

07/13/2009 12:40:00 PM

dahwang12

Notice how they're reporting on Michael Jackson in the tree stump, and then subtly mock people who see Jesus? "Some people even seeing who they want to see" Makes me fucking sick.

07/13/2009 12:38:00 PM

EddieBrock412

is it just me, or did anyone not see shit in that tree stump?

07/13/2009 12:19:00 PM

rocksteady

Huh, I have a feeling that the tree stump was there before MJ died, why didn't people see it before? Is it because people wanna see what they want to see?

07/13/2009 12:18:00 PM

Earthbound_X

Yeah, I wanted to make a Wiz joke, but got in the way of Hangin' Around which I thought was more important.

07/13/2009 12:05:00 PM

G-Stone

Gladdy, Jackson also played the Scarecrow in the movie version of The Wiz.

07/13/2009 11:54:00 AM

tank

There is a legit site (syphtr.com) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

07/13/2009 11:50:00 AM

Elisabeth09

The first thing i saw when i looked at the stump was an asshole. A human asshole. I bet FOX would've gotten a lot bigger ratings if the girl claimed it was Mj's or Scarecrow's or even Jesus's asshole. Ever think about that? The Holy Asshole...With over 224,457,000 Christians in America, it probably would've become a very plausible story with time. I think...

07/13/2009 11:41:00 AM

deaved_wrath

I love how the reporter says, "Some even see what they want, too" when they show Jesus, somehow implying that those who saw Jesus are somehow deluding themselves into seeing what they want to see. But the people who saw Michael Jackson and the freaking Scarecrow? Nah, they're totally legit, no deluding going on there.

07/13/2009 11:40:00 AM

Howabominable

She thinks they're about even? Jesus is way ahead of Michael Jackson. He set up the christian religion. When you think about all the kids molested by priests, Michael Jackson's achievements in this area are basically nothing. How much did MJ molest, like what, 2 children? And Jesus is supposed to be impressed by that? He's probably up in heaven ROFL at the thought.

07/13/2009 11:13:00 AM

Swaimfan

Isn't it obvious? It's Michael Jackson PLAYING The Scarcrow in "The Wiz."

07/13/2009 11:09:00 AM

numbers1377345

tmh1130, it's because CNN is a bunch of spineless pussies.

07/13/2009 11:02:00 AM

Conspiracynut

I ... didn't see it. Was it in the stump itself? Because if it was, it didn't look a thing like MJ, or Jesus, or anything for that matter. That said, CNN is retarded.

07/13/2009 10:31:00 AM

stevotheidiot

Michael Jackson and Jesus are about even?

07/13/2009 10:26:00 AM

lordastral

if i squint, it looks like gladstone!

07/13/2009 09:50:00 AM

hellblade

I saw Billy Mays

07/13/2009 09:29:00 AM

indie114

Not especially funny. I don't see how anyone could make anything out of that. But really, I only got one chuckle out of this bit.

07/13/2009 09:25:00 AM

DongTacular

really cnn....a tree,.......but it could be worse

07/13/2009 09:07:00 AM

G1drake

I don't see anything. That woman is a dumbass.

07/13/2009 09:04:00 AM

JoeCB1991

Man, I almost died at the "See that's michael Jackson in the treestump!"

07/13/2009 08:56:00 AM

minivanmonkey

Great job. How do I contact CNN about the huge tird in my toilet that looks like Billy Mays?

07/13/2009 08:56:00 AM

Onodera

mj lives i saw a squirle do it with another squirle and then they ran toward the window and it looked like mj!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg

07/13/2009 08:49:00 AM

ulmuchiha

i don't see it is it the stumpy part or below it

07/13/2009 08:47:00 AM

ulmuchiha

I cracked up on the Hangin' Around bit. That was great. Nicely done, Gladstone.

07/13/2009 08:45:00 AM

Tartra

More than anything I like how the first girl to point out his face in the clip is choking back tears.

07/13/2009 08:43:00 AM

emiler

babyfloats, they did it for two reasons: (1) There was a TV camera there, and (2) they have no shame. NO shame.

07/13/2009 08:22:00 AM

gladeplugins

There was a first person here, a person that saw the stump before anyone else and thought, "Oh my god! Michael Jackson!" Then this Alpha Moron told another person. At this point, instead of slapping the first person in the face to awaken their dormant brain, the second person agreed! More people were called. More agreement. A network actually aired this piece. If there's one thing I've learned from middle-America, it's that one can never set the Stupid Bar too low.

07/13/2009 08:18:00 AM

jonnyt

There is no face. That tree looked not even slightly like Michael Jackson. I can't help but wonder whether the crowd of people had gathered around it because they actually thought it looked like MJ, or because there was a TV camera there...

07/13/2009 08:04:00 AM

babyfloats

Hangin' Around looks AWESOME!

07/13/2009 08:01:00 AM

Aniline

Why do they say "some even see what they want, too" (dangerously close to "some even see what they want to") instead of Jesus while they call MJ and the scarecrow by name?

07/13/2009 07:53:00 AM

tmh1130

I don't know what drugs they're taking, but it just looks like an asshole.

07/13/2009 07:49:00 AM

TheMissing

Great, people are already making themselves see MJ's image in trees. Give it a few more months and we'll start to hear the "MJ isn't really dead!" rumors. Of course, if there is a sudden, unexplained increase in little boys being molested, I too may think MJ still lives.

07/13/2009 07:43:00 AM

AyteeSics

Do you know what tree stupms make me want do to? Make me go to m i c h a e l j a c k s o n t r e e s t u m p l o v e.com for rich tree stump singels!

07/13/2009 07:39:00 AM

ern19

I love this video.

07/13/2009 07:09:00 AM

RivenHale

I saw a rectum in the tree stump.

07/13/2009 06:49:00 AM

sparrowfell

i don't see it. it looks more like an anus

07/13/2009 06:45:00 AM

littlerudi08043

I see something! I think I see the Great Deku Tree in the--wait. Hold on. THat's retarded. There's nothing in that tree.

07/13/2009 06:32:00 AM

EinDose

Good, as always. Yeh, I'm fairly good at seeing things that aren't there and I didn't see shit besides a tree.

07/13/2009 06:32:00 AM

Cigar

I'd already seen this video a couple of days ago on youtube but I'm still confused as hell. It's things like this that make me want to go on a killing spree! Anyway good vid as always Gladstone!

07/13/2009 06:31:00 AM

Madchester

The best HBN yet!

07/13/2009 06:28:00 AM

thewanderer

Yeah, all I saw was tree. I'm so glad MJ and Jesus are "about even" now, though. I mean, Jackson spent the last 2000 years just lagging behind a little, so it must be great to finally make it up.

07/13/2009 06:23:00 AM

Fiendish

Great way to end gladstone, cheers.

07/13/2009 06:06:00 AM

das_w00tman

God americans are fucking stupid .. GOD THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

07/13/2009 05:46:00 AM

Alexicon

I don't see it.

07/13/2009 04:58:00 AM

TenTonApe

greatness as always, gladstone. HBN keeps reminding me of more good reasons to shun CNN for MSNBC.

07/13/2009 04:48:00 AM

Starman

Stop posting things Gladstone. You're bland and non-insightful videos make me both yawn and be very bored at the same time. You're not Daniel O'Brien, You're not Michael Swaim and you're not funny.

07/13/2009 04:09:00 AM

flamesza

I did the the scarecrow... but only after they put the photo next to it... and even then it was more like a slipknot mask than the scarecrow. and NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

07/13/2009 03:51:00 AM

priapism69

You didn't mention how they thought they found Michael Jacksons ghost on CNN footage.

07/13/2009 03:50:00 AM

Joc1992

What the hell?! There wasn't ANYTHING on the tree stump.

07/13/2009 03:28:00 AM

karlojey

lol i dont see it.

07/13/2009 03:04:00 AM

samsaulsbury

Gladstone, you are, hilarious. And jsut like most, I didn't see a dmaned thing in that tree

07/13/2009 03:03:00 AM

Caspa

Can anybody show me how the heck that stump looks like a face? I don't see anything at all. But Gladstone, as ever, shoves CNN's bad reporting down its throat and makes me laugh at the same time.

07/13/2009 02:52:00 AM

Rebear

I didn't see anything at all... I was looking at the crack in the tree stump, which to me looked like a stick man... think I'll stare at it until I have an epiphany

07/13/2009 02:51:00 AM

Laurara

Dammit gladstone how can you not see michael jackson in the stump, which reminds me. I saw Corey Feldman fixing my air conditioning................................ wait, hes not dead. WTF?

07/13/2009 02:41:00 AM

I-Rod

Oh Gladstone. This was ...sooooo good. I am so f**king tired of everybody's hypocritical grief! Thanks for making something good come out of it!

07/13/2009 02:26:00 AM

mathildebo

How the fuck does anyone see M Jackson in the tree stump? Or anyone else for that matter?

07/13/2009 02:04:00 AM

greeenhaze

oh and looking really good Gladstone!

07/13/2009 01:37:00 AM

gaybriel

hahaha- ah man, the tree/mirror thing is ridiculous. They could have said 'I'm starting with the tree in the mirror' but I'm sure that was just too complex for them....and really it should have been the man in the tree in the mirror...or they could have just asked satan to give them their sense of decency back plus I really don't see how that looks like Michael Jackson at all...if anything it looks like Scar from The Lion King.

07/13/2009 01:35:00 AM

gaybriel

Wait, all I see is a dark stain. Where's the famous black(?) singer?

07/13/2009 01:32:00 AM

Hungarian

Hey Gladstone, good to see you speaking up a little clearer. You actually seem more confident in this video, but maybe that's just me. Loved the video - keep it up.

07/13/2009 01:26:00 AM

Isatar

Oh my that was so un-PC. I feel guilty for laffing.

07/13/2009 01:23:00 AM

Olli

I really do not get how they see him in a tree stump. That boggles my fucking mind.

07/13/2009 01:16:00 AM

Eziel

Also, did he actually go anywhere with the "man in the TREE" thing?? That was just completely stupid!!

07/13/2009 01:15:00 AM

JizzlTizzl

Lol, I had to look a few times before I actually saw it. Yea, thats completely dumb and not newsworthy at all.

07/13/2009 01:12:00 AM

JizzlTizzl

I actually saw this on cnn.com before this came out. You forgot to mention how they came to the conclusion that someone saw jesus in the stump. The reporter asks an 8 year old girl what she sees in the tree to which she confusedly replies "jesus?" thats journalistic excellence if I ever saw it

07/13/2009 01:11:00 AM

communismfairy

Hah! Good job.

07/13/2009 12:57:00 AM

Neel

FACT: People thought they saw MJ in the stump. FACT: People thought they saw the Scarecrow in the stump. FACT: MJ played the Scarecrow in "The Wiz." FACT: I just blew your mind right out the back of your god damned head.

07/13/2009 12:55:00 AM

muteant2

That is so disgraceful. I hate when dumb shit like that gets media attention. But Michael Jackson in the stump, now that's news!

07/13/2009 12:38:00 AM

jericho4854