Commandeer Cop: Tribute to The Guy Who Gets To Take Your Car

for the love of god kick fat awesome to the curb. Their whole time on this site they might have had one midly entertaining comic.

11/03/2009 07:55:59 PM

Muchomexicano

That was pretty fuckin funny

08/07/2009 01:32:00 PM

G_MON

I thought this vid was decent at first, but watch it high, really really high, and it will blow your mind with hilarity.

08/03/2009 10:18:00 AM

Hacksaw_Highway

Very, very good.

08/02/2009 06:58:00 PM

gort247

To me, this video followed a pattern. Strange, Annoying, Funny, Creepy, Creepy, Creepy, Creepy.

07/20/2009 08:28:00 PM

fisher7045

is there any src of the music? and yes the video is awesome because of the music, dancing and the constant repeating of "official police business"

07/20/2009 07:38:00 AM

konev

i thought that this was funny as all hell... why??? i dont know. the shotgun blast that almost threw him off the commandeered bicycle almost made me fall out my chair. love it!

07/18/2009 11:05:00 AM

hangus77

what the fuck?!?!

07/16/2009 08:00:00 AM

greenalienkaz

To the people who don't get the end: Watch the fully "Thriller" video. Then it will make sense.

07/16/2009 05:48:00 AM

Ajna

Why so Funny? Really the only thing that caught a chuckle was the machine gun masturbation mime routine, which in itself sounds gay. It seems only a third of the videos on this site without a Swaim cameo are any good.

07/14/2009 11:00:00 PM

kdo23

That was way funnier than it had any right to be. I have no idea why I laughed at that as hard as I did.

07/14/2009 06:19:00 PM

ElNimrodo

I don't know whether to laugh or fear for my life.

07/14/2009 10:38:00 AM

DarkRyter

I dident get the ending

07/14/2009 06:38:00 AM

Onion2u

I can't explain exactly why, but i lol'd !

07/14/2009 05:35:00 AM

n1ghtmare_

Not great, but halarious

07/13/2009 09:24:00 PM

Shancey

I'm pretty sure I've reached my "What the fuck?!" quota for the decade watching this video.

07/13/2009 07:08:00 PM

Maldraek

Oh my lordy. I think I only really laughed at the extremely random and unexplained clips of him flailing around in the woods. And what the hell was with the Thriller bit at the end? Totally unexpected. And not in a good way.

07/13/2009 04:25:00 PM

Mrs.Lovett

There is a legit site (syphtr.com) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

07/13/2009 11:38:00 AM

Elisabeth09

Wow. They don't come much shittier than this. Awful.

07/13/2009 10:07:00 AM

brokenbar

Seriously, not awesome. Just like a fatty ugly chick. Who happens to have a moustache

07/13/2009 05:40:00 AM

QWERTYMurdoc

hmmm

07/13/2009 03:33:00 AM

NiseyStardust

This was hilarious, I laughed my arse off.

07/12/2009 06:12:00 PM

LAJN

This was pretty stupid. Started off with a good concept, but turned into a bunch of random B.S. and clips of acting like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. Normally I look at things like this and just shrug, but this actually made me register an account just to comment on it.

07/12/2009 02:54:00 PM

Eziel

I thought that this was hilarious. I want Swaim back as much as the next guy, but its not like we didn't have plenty of Non-Swaim videos while he WAS here.

07/12/2009 02:48:00 PM

Avalon9

omg commander cop is awesome, this was hilarious. And i also like swaim a lot, but i'm not so stupid to demand him in every video ever.

07/12/2009 12:52:00 PM

felipechoque

Uh... that song at the end was Michael Jackson's Thriller. I read on the interwebs it's pretty popular.

07/12/2009 08:21:00 AM

WheelOfSun

This was weird. I thought it was going to be funny because I generally enjoy fatawesome comics.

07/12/2009 07:15:00 AM

rpgmaker

Swaim isn't even gone is he? I thought he was just at Genius Camp. I mean, his involvement in Genius Camp videos would suggest that. All the furore!

07/12/2009 06:36:00 AM

thecritic06

What was that song at the end? It sounded famillar... garageband loop?

07/12/2009 05:08:00 AM

das_w00tman

Cracked topics: Fatawesome Just the facts -In no way funny

07/11/2009 02:02:00 PM

Horncat

Whoa guys, are you all telling me that Swaim is gone?!?!

07/11/2009 01:30:00 PM

Chickamauga

New low, fatawesome... new low...

07/11/2009 09:14:00 AM

a.saavedr

i didn't really get it but it was still funny

07/11/2009 08:49:00 AM

mrbob360

i enjoyed it,something i could see andy samberg doing

07/11/2009 08:38:00 AM

steves87

not my thing...

07/11/2009 08:20:00 AM

lonnelee

i want swaim back =(

07/11/2009 04:17:00 AM

Zaol

If you want Swaim back then vote here: http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/50702/swaim

07/11/2009 02:09:00 AM

Kawahee

Almost as bad a net_work.

07/11/2009 01:32:00 AM

Bonegina

I think what everyone is trying to say is FUCK ALL OF THIS, WE WANT MICHEAL SWAIM BACK!!!

07/11/2009 12:59:00 AM

PyroX7

I didn't like any of that

07/11/2009 12:11:00 AM

wes-nile

at about 10 points through this video, I nearly smiled a little. Way to beat a half-decent concept to death.

07/10/2009 11:05:00 PM

swooper74

I registered for the sole purpose of saying this sucked. Please bring back Swaim, or at the very least that hot chick from Those Aren't Muskets.

07/10/2009 10:53:00 PM

Kawahee

Stupid. Not funny.

07/10/2009 09:34:00 PM

johnnyever

what is wrong? that was hilarious.

07/10/2009 09:11:00 PM

philmc

Bleh.

07/10/2009 08:26:00 PM

tlpbaps

Just weird. And not good weird either.

07/10/2009 07:21:00 PM

Actormd

This was a good idea with horrible execution.

07/10/2009 06:41:00 PM

benfromcanada

random and not funny. fuck this. Started off strong and then fell apart.

07/10/2009 06:31:00 PM

Palvino

ive been coming to this site for a few months now and this is one of the most refreshingly funny videos ive seen on here

07/10/2009 06:21:00 PM

compusa

Awful. Just awful. Please stop Fatawesome.

07/10/2009 06:11:00 PM

cutitdown528

.... this started out ALMOST funny, and then went downhill. If the goal was to get progressively stupider, then it worked.

07/10/2009 05:18:00 PM

SkyPork

We need Swaim back. Srsly. Also, @hamsterjelly. Yes, federal agents can commandeer stuff I believe. State troopers cannot, and they certainly can't eat your sandwich. Just your donuts.

07/10/2009 05:12:00 PM

Salahd

hahaha the beginning and end were so dam funny, few funny parts in the middle too, well done

07/10/2009 05:01:00 PM

titleholster3

Seriously, where the fuck is Swaim?

07/10/2009 04:18:00 PM

JeremyHellpop

The Thriller punchline was pretty funny...but would've been funnier if there were some punchline actually relevant to the random rest of the vid. Must admit, though, that I'm starting to like these FatAwesome guys.

07/10/2009 04:09:00 PM

Wren

Not a fan. Also "a lot more funnier?" Really?

07/10/2009 03:15:00 PM

mariespring

I thought the homage to thriller at the end was pretty funny, also shoving girls panties down his pants was pretty good, I remember when I used to do that.

07/10/2009 03:01:00 PM

baronskippy

Can cops really do that shit like in the movies?

07/10/2009 02:47:00 PM

hamsterjelly

umm come on fatawesome guys, it was a good effort, but the stuff you've done in the past with strcuture was much funnier

07/10/2009 02:16:00 PM

eggman998

This is retarded. I think randomness can be funny but the chances are slim. This didn't make me laugh at all. I've been a cracked follower for almost a year now and never made an account. I just made one to post this.

07/10/2009 02:09:00 PM

SolidLuigi

WTF? I laughed, but I'm not sure why.

07/10/2009 01:39:00 PM

iam2000pounds

Some solid laughs.

07/10/2009 12:51:00 PM

chrisstone2

WTShit did I just watch??

07/10/2009 12:49:00 PM

4thSurvivor

Not bad.

07/10/2009 12:49:00 PM

stewie2487

I liked it overall. It was full of energy, and the music was great. Dunno what else to say. Not terribly funny, but still more good than bad.

07/10/2009 12:36:00 PM

cyber2uall

Dear Cracked, There is a difference between "Funny" and "Completely Retarded."

07/10/2009 12:19:00 PM

Dresden10589

I liked it. Especially when he diddled hisself.

07/10/2009 11:55:00 AM

QuankersJenkins

The ending totally made up for the first two minutes

07/10/2009 11:52:00 AM

Skipmuntz

Hey Malky, I remember when many of the same people clamoring for the "old" videos bitched about them when they were first released. I remember when people spammed up Gladstone's comments with "NOT FUNNY FAG GET OFF THE INTERNET". That's about all I remember though.

07/10/2009 11:40:00 AM

coolman

Remember when Cracked used to show funny videos? Those were the days. Now it seems that Gladstone and Swaim videos are few and far between, Net_Work has gone and Britanick vids are rare. Still don't miss the week in douchebaggery though. Anyone else feel the site has gone downhill a bit in the last few months (roughly coinciding with when cracked topics started)?

07/10/2009 11:36:00 AM

Malky

Weird

07/10/2009 10:58:00 AM

RedBanner

This is a lot more funnier than there comics.

07/10/2009 10:46:00 AM

mr1swift

Meh... I don't know, I didn't feel it.

07/10/2009 10:41:00 AM

NeUroticallY0urs

Kinda petered out towards the end, but pretty funny.

07/10/2009 10:40:00 AM

Eggman

Good concept. Not very funny.

07/10/2009 10:32:00 AM

cophater

ok...THAT was funny. paaahahaha

07/10/2009 10:26:00 AM

mcfur321

That was seriously on the edge. Especially the last bit, but it mixed enough comedy and whatthefuckidity to work.

07/10/2009 10:20:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

Mildly amusing.

07/10/2009 10:18:00 AM

civver

hahaha well done.

07/10/2009 10:14:00 AM

qkrunner

Can someone explain the end?

07/10/2009 10:08:00 AM

TranquilNight

NOT . FUCKING . FUNNY

07/10/2009 10:01:00 AM

twiglet

That guy reminds me of Jim Carrey.

07/10/2009 10:00:00 AM

TranquilNight

1 to 2 funny moments lost within 2+ mins of "meh". The premise had a lot of potential but this was more idiotic than funny.

07/10/2009 09:57:00 AM

asianpork

haha- man that was so fucking weird and random. I think the dancing did it for me.

07/10/2009 09:43:00 AM

gaybriel

Chamelion*Dude I put in "Your mom farts LOLcats." and it said it wasn't stupid. I doubt it actually works properly.

07/10/2009 09:34:00 AM

POLLY

I found this to be hilarious anyway. It's just so fucked up you have to laugh! Well either that or cry.

07/10/2009 09:26:00 AM

Madchester

I laughed.

07/10/2009 09:24:00 AM

Raijn

First thing, I love how the guy look almost like Kevin Pereira, and second, that he was stuffing an underage girls bras into his pants. Why was a 12 year old driving a old guy somewhere? And was it the same kid he stole the bike from?

07/10/2009 09:18:00 AM

DakRockson

Very meh.

07/10/2009 09:18:00 AM

thebyron

Fat AWFUL is more like it. lame.

07/10/2009 09:04:00 AM

deanerboy

That kid's at least 12.

07/10/2009 08:50:00 AM

iraleecantellia

did anyone notice the 5 year old driving in the beginning?

07/10/2009 08:43:00 AM

xHelloxBattle

I have no idea how this was someones idea to make, The sheer level of randomness was unreal, like a very fuked up dream, loved it. Oh and before leaving a comment, run it through stupid filter, just found it and it actually works http://stupidfilter.org/demo.php, so we get less actual fucktards leavin comments

07/10/2009 08:36:00 AM

Chamelion*Dude

awesome video. ending was EPIC

07/10/2009 08:33:00 AM

slayerbot

What the hell?

07/10/2009 08:32:00 AM

Gamble

When was the funny part? A lot of energy for nothing here.

07/10/2009 08:31:00 AM

youatemyshoe!

It was the music and the dancing that made this video great

07/10/2009 08:22:00 AM

MiguelAtlavazcar

SIIIIIIIIIIIIICK VIDEO!!

07/10/2009 08:17:00 AM

gagne2000

I have absolutely nothing against this video. It was hilarious.

07/10/2009 08:12:00 AM

dankwad

That was pretty much negative funny. I like the comic strips best.

07/10/2009 07:49:00 AM

theguy2

i thought it was awesome

07/10/2009 07:47:00 AM

wildcat01

What the fuck was that? That was so bad I'm surprised the camera even worked. What a load of fucking bullshit.

07/10/2009 07:46:00 AM

Swaimfan

i liked this a lot

07/10/2009 07:42:00 AM

bobon56

hahahah commandeering the girlfriend. awesome vid - i liked the "official police business" folder

07/10/2009 07:38:00 AM

jkeats86

Is Fat Awesome an experiment to see if people react positively to anything on the internet even if it contains nothing funny whatsoever? I think by law you have to tell us...

07/10/2009 07:32:00 AM

VincentML

Random indeed. The feeling is that of a random civilian in a cop movie.

07/10/2009 07:30:00 AM

Minjen

The old man laughing and the cop shooting the rifle on the bike were the best parts of this. Otherwise...meh

07/10/2009 07:28:00 AM

roconnor9

I wonder why only positive comments towards articles and videos that an other individual likes are "non-fucktarded comments". Science help you if you make one negative comment on something someone else likes. That said, this video was random, nonsensical....and utterly hilarious. Then again, I indulged myself with a wake and bake this morning, so that could explain why.

07/10/2009 07:25:00 AM

AyteeSics

That was like a trip in to the deepest reaches of my mind....

07/10/2009 07:08:00 AM

chickenlips

Eh, I thought it was decent at best.

07/10/2009 07:03:00 AM

TheInfamousA

Well DoctorChaos, you had a good run, but your streak of non-fucktarded comments has officially come to a close. That was a pretty decent video... not ungodly hilarious, but still pretty funny. Also, do you even know what epilepsy is? Obviously you don't, because I didn't see any flashing lights that video...

07/10/2009 06:42:00 AM

7ru7h

@darkwolf no,really? is that what the ending was making a reference too ?

07/10/2009 06:35:00 AM

Phreakout93

Oh man. I don't know what video you guys were watching cause I laughed the whole way trough. The end was kinda creepy because the commander cop obviously takes anything he wants and, well, he had a hungry look in his eyes when he saw that lady. Being a lady myself... ya kinda disturbing.

07/10/2009 06:30:00 AM

Huntard

through*

07/10/2009 06:30:00 AM

Huntard

wrestling girls hair then quick shot of wearing her hair for some reason had me dying laughing

07/10/2009 06:27:00 AM

spiderfighter

hahaha oh man epic win

07/10/2009 06:21:00 AM

jameskd21

Thriller and the dude almost blasting himself off the bike with the shotgun were about the only redeemable qualities of this- that said, those two parts were pretty funny. Make this vid 25 seconds long and I'm on board

07/10/2009 06:08:00 AM

CapnBojiggity

agree. machine gun dick slap = epic win

07/10/2009 06:07:00 AM

Coleslaw

I've always wanted to steal a scooter from a kid by pushing him off and yelling "Sorry kid, I got a planet to save!" and then speed off down the street.

07/10/2009 06:06:00 AM

altare

machine gun dick slap FTW

07/10/2009 05:49:00 AM

boxofpubes

fatawesome kind of sucks.

07/10/2009 05:42:00 AM

lbarto

It was ok most of the way through....but the end was great!

07/10/2009 05:31:00 AM

DapperDaveIa

The ending ruined it for me.

07/10/2009 05:27:00 AM

mGolos

That was alright but the end was the absolute win!

07/10/2009 04:41:00 AM

Darclipto

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07/10/2009 04:22:00 AM

judylove

For those who didnt get the end, Watch Michael Jacksons "thriller" video.

07/10/2009 03:38:00 AM

darkwolf

Doomsauce--the answer is yes. greenhaze--that's unbelievable. after all the MJ footage in the news.... anyway, this is pretty damn funny. y'all motherfuckers hate too much.

07/10/2009 03:18:00 AM

ccluskin

Was that a spoof on something generally not-so-well-known? Otherwise it wasn't that funny. Quirky, but yeah.

07/10/2009 02:57:00 AM

DemstarAus

not funny just sad

07/10/2009 02:56:00 AM

chicoboy

shotgun/bike recoil is pretty funny. the rest, meh.

07/10/2009 02:33:00 AM

meatmountain

umm... wtf was that?

07/10/2009 02:17:00 AM

Kumikameli

I'm gonna have to get really fucking stoned when I get off work then watch this again to see if it's funny.

07/10/2009 02:02:00 AM

Doomsauce

I so did not get the end. More net_work!

07/10/2009 01:54:00 AM

greeenhaze

Meh, I wasn't impressed.

07/10/2009 01:33:00 AM

TheAngryBrit

This is fucking awesome, Fat Awesome even.

07/10/2009 01:19:00 AM

CaptainNoPants

Another score! Felt like a few rejected Super Trooper jokes tied together, but any comparison to Broken Lizard is a good thing.

07/10/2009 01:13:00 AM

Postmark

You know what, I just started to want net_worked back. What the hell is this crap?

07/10/2009 01:01:00 AM

plaster

really? ill give the soundtrack a 3/10, and the rest of the video a 1.

07/10/2009 12:53:00 AM

Hero

did commandeer cop commandeer those braces too?

07/10/2009 12:37:00 AM

Tony_Orlando