7.8.9: Because Today Should Have Its Own Retarded Movie

A mystery so complex, they need a doctor of arithmetic to solve it. Or a child who owns a joke book. By: The Attack! | Jul. 08, 2009 | 72,493 views
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Awesome! Also, I didn't know 7 was a horrific snake-demon thing. Hm. Good thing my lucky number is 4.

09/21/2009 08:53:00 PM
Caeod

This trailer is way longer than it should be. I have a feeling they stretched it just so they could use all the number jokes they had.

09/15/2009 04:02:00 PM
CCCity

I would so love to see this movie.

08/22/2009 02:48:00 AM
alleyzoey3

i always forget like halfway through that this isn't actualy a movie >.

08/18/2009 10:54:00 AM
Hardman

About halfway through that, after forgetting it was a joke, for about a quarter of a second, I thought, wow, I might see this.

08/12/2009 03:34:00 PM
lanoweffect

I've watched this for the hundredth time, and I still marvel at how I was unable to see the joke in this sketch until the end, when the little girl asks her father the riddle. Also, is there any chance of buying this as a download for my mp3 player? Yes, I love it that much!

08/11/2009 08:37:00 PM
jac666

i'd watch it

08/06/2009 02:58:00 AM
watuppig

so clever. for some reason i love the "9 is dead, 6 went into hiding" part.

08/01/2009 04:20:00 PM
coleslaf

I'd see it

07/31/2009 11:16:00 AM
Lady_Becquerel

that was hilarious. your days are numbered. aahhh perfect.

07/24/2009 01:09:00 AM
gaybriel

So. Fucking. Perfect. I love you.

07/23/2009 11:14:00 AM
Maggadan

Amazing, perfect and awesome. Well done.

07/20/2009 05:56:00 PM
guitarfaces

That was totally amazing, such an accurate parody of horror movie trailers as well. The one scary-thing-jump-out bit right at the end when you think it's finished, the little girl singing a song, the cut back for a final one-liner, the random bits of dialogue showing how "intense" everything is. Just perfect.

07/20/2009 04:48:00 AM
jackpayne

See, this is what would be in theaters if that writer's strike never ended.

07/17/2009 06:32:00 PM
seven_burritos

LMAO oh my god. it's sad that i jumped when the evil seven attacked. ...i'd see it.

07/16/2009 05:32:00 PM
trish

I'd go and see it. But then I went to see Twighlight. They SPARKLE!

07/16/2009 07:51:00 AM
Deceptacon

Wahahahah this could be something made by hollywood :P they are retarded to boot nowadayts anywyas.

07/16/2009 03:48:00 AM
Alexicon

isn't that the fat kid from Jurassic Park?

07/16/2009 01:28:00 AM
Dondadon

If the video and sound quality were better that would be exactly like a real movie trailer. I am honestly surprised no one at Hollywood thought of this, it seems just like the kind of thing they would jump all over.

07/15/2009 10:07:00 PM
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07/15/2009 07:41:00 PM
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