7.8.9: Because Today Should Have Its Own Retarded Movie

A mystery so complex, they need a doctor of arithmetic to solve it. Or a child who owns a joke book.

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  1. DHeadshot

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    I would so watch that!

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  2. kaosgirl22_2010

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    OH MY GOD!!! This is so retarded it would actually make a pretty good Hollywood horror flick. I thought the little girl singing at the end a la Nightmare on Elm Street was great!!

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  3. ReneeIsMe2day

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    Okay, this absolutely has to come out as a full length movie. Please?

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  4. Caeod

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    Awesome!
    Also, I didn't know 7 was a horrific snake-demon thing. Hm.
    Good thing my lucky number is 4.

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  5. CCCity

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    This trailer is way longer than it should be.
    I have a feeling they stretched it just so they could use all the number jokes they had.

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  6. alleyzoey3

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    I would so love to see this movie.

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  7. Hardman

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    i always forget like halfway through that this isn't actualy a movie >.<

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  8. lanoweffect

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    About halfway through that, after forgetting it was a joke, for about a quarter of a second, I thought, wow, I might see this.

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  9. jac666

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    I've watched this for the hundredth time, and I still marvel at how I was unable to see the joke in this sketch until the end, when the little girl asks her father the riddle. Also, is there any chance of buying this as a download for my mp3 player? Yes, I love it that much!

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  10. watuppig

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    i'd watch it

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  11. coleslaf

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    so clever. for some reason i love the "9 is dead, 6 went into hiding" part.

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  12. Lady_Becquerel

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    I'd see it

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  13. gaybriel

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    that was hilarious. your days are numbered. aahhh perfect.

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  14. Maggadan

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    So. Fucking. Perfect. I love you.

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  15. guitarfaces

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    Amazing, perfect and awesome. Well done.

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  16. jackpayne

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    That was totally amazing, such an accurate parody of horror movie trailers as well. The one scary-thing-jump-out bit right at the end when you think it's finished, the little girl singing a song, the cut back for a final one-liner, the random bits of dialogue showing how "intense" everything is. Just perfect.

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  17. seven_burritos

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    See, this is what would be in theaters if that writer's strike never ended.

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  18. trish

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    LMAO
    oh my god. it's sad that i jumped when the evil seven attacked.
    ...i'd see it.

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  19. Deceptacon

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    I'd go and see it. But then I went to see Twighlight. They SPARKLE!

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  20. Dondadon

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    isn't that the fat kid from Jurassic Park?

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