The 'Say Vampire' Scene from 'Twilight': The Extended Cut

Lick my stinker dude. How dare you make fun of MY movie... Draw the blinds, turn off the lights, then post his in you browzer, silly rabbits: http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/twilight-part-6.html

10/14/2009 10:41:00 AM

TwilightPart6

I wanna "vampire" that girl, if you know what I mean... (I wanna screw her)

09/10/2009 06:14:00 PM

WetKant

Who are you kidding, Bella doesn't have the personality or intelligence to put up that much... Acting. : /

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08/10/2009 08:46:00 PM

MillionareCHIld

There once was a vampire named edward who wanted to take me to bedward xD

08/06/2009 07:44:00 AM

fafs

LMFAO! Hahaha I died.

08/05/2009 10:21:00 PM

Brisa_Buns

awesome job. Very funny.

08/04/2009 01:17:00 PM

GenericHuman

Fucking A.

08/01/2009 10:29:00 PM

DeathByGrogg

Altough it was a little long... I thought it was pretty funny :) Well now go out and make some more videos I can waste my life on!

07/31/2009 03:52:00 PM

Hermasetas

really not funny and i'm all for anything that makes fun of twilight.

07/31/2009 12:37:00 PM

seaptown

lol

07/31/2009 12:34:00 PM

Alexicon

If only he really acted like this is the movie... It'd make it THAT much better, probably.

07/31/2009 10:22:00 AM

ninjafish

Why do American's think that putting the word 'mate' on the end of a word will make it Australian? Really annoying :P

07/31/2009 06:10:00 AM

Superstar2559

That was executed perfectly... loved the bat at the end.

07/30/2009 03:07:00 PM

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wow the chick in this is a total babe.

07/30/2009 12:30:00 AM

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07/29/2009 08:03:00 PM

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07/29/2009 08:02:00 PM

maggielindia

The most important is the music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbcx_-g7o7s

07/29/2009 03:29:00 PM

krotny12

I gotta say, that lip ring looks like a gigantic zit.

07/28/2009 09:14:00 PM

JPeaslee

It was Creepy Guy I Met Down At The Ravine who stole the show for me.

07/28/2009 07:59:00 PM

orypeci

Why does the world of Internet comedy make such a big deal out of Twilight? None of us have seen it or read the books (I sincerely hope), and it can't be because we keep getting it rammed down our throats because the only place where I have Twilight references forced upon me is Cracked. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but seriously, Internet- find something else. Go back to the song from the end of Portal, or Chuck Norris, or one of those.

07/28/2009 06:50:00 PM

Pedgerow

Haha "Now blow me" "What?" "What?" :D this was funny

07/28/2009 12:11:00 PM

hellacool66

Highly enjoyable.

07/28/2009 08:43:00 AM

Cratey

Hilarious, but Bella did show too much personality :P lol

07/27/2009 09:52:00 PM

Shollia

Haha, this was hilarious, and it helps that I just finished watching the movie...alone...unless you count beer and ice cream as company...

07/27/2009 04:42:00 PM

Osiris02

That could not possibly have been from the movie, because in the last minute, the girl showed more personality than Bella did in the entire series of books. And welcome to Cracked Videos, elbuato, because they've been kicking off with commercials for at least a month now.

07/27/2009 01:55:00 PM

auslander

Man, I almost want to see the movie just so I'll get all these damn jokes about it. Funny stuff, though it lagged a bit at the end.

07/27/2009 01:42:00 PM

follicleman

I actually really loved this, was brilliant.

07/27/2009 11:37:00 AM

Laurara

Not funny. Also it had a commercial at the beginning which was new to me on cracked videos :*(**

07/27/2009 11:03:00 AM

elbuato

this was okay. she was hot.

07/27/2009 06:43:00 AM

disposablechild

Eh?

07/27/2009 04:08:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

So Twilight is about some clown who goes around seducing extremely naive schoolgirls by telling them he's a "vampire" and sprays his skin with cheap glitter to try and prove this (even though the dumbest schoolgirl should know vampires aren't glittery).

07/27/2009 12:55:00 AM

Atavist

lame

07/27/2009 12:20:00 AM

Jovian84

I love that both of these people are better at being Edward and Bella than Robert and Kristin.

07/26/2009 11:23:00 PM

ICallKyo

Anyone who makes fun of Twilight is my spouse. Hence, I'm married to whatever intelligent people are left in the world.

07/26/2009 08:24:00 PM

youllforgetit

She had a metallic herpies sore.

07/26/2009 08:18:00 PM

Gionet

She has a caveman face.

07/26/2009 06:49:00 PM

Quick2The_Stab

That was great. I thought another "Say vampire" parody would get old, but this one was great. There were more jokes than expected. Also you have that Lazy Town/Rap remix as your music, which is awesome.

07/26/2009 06:04:00 PM

ka_la_la_lira

Video good.

07/26/2009 05:14:00 PM

a_penis

She's showing too much facial expressions. Everyone knows if this was the real deal her face would have looked like it was plastered onto her head.

07/26/2009 03:46:00 PM

Haedrian

You guys are great!!!!!!! As they say on 4chan /s/, MOAR!!!!

07/26/2009 03:21:00 PM

shortplaya

I THINK CRACKED SHOULD HAVE MORE TWILIGHT CONTENT. THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.

07/26/2009 03:02:00 PM

Kr1s

Oh god, that was pure gold! Fucking hilarious. I loved the saucy limerick.

07/26/2009 02:53:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

Twilight must be as truly bad as everyone says or it could not have spawned something a coolly stupid as this. More please.

07/26/2009 01:41:00 PM

Robforfucksake

Good old Cracked stuff. Here are more fun videos. "The Week's Most Hilarious Videos 7/20" http://tv1.com/playlists/484

07/26/2009 11:35:00 AM

sky_slasher

I highly approve of what just happened here

07/26/2009 10:41:00 AM

Crazybbq

Well at least the acting was better than in the actual movie. Good show.

07/26/2009 10:21:00 AM

4thSurvivor

it wasn't bad, actually. A little long but 'Sardine?' was really funny.

07/26/2009 09:43:00 AM

Tartra

Hehe that wasn't bad. I suspect it's even funnier if, for whatever reason, you've actually seen Twilight...

07/26/2009 09:33:00 AM

Demmagog

Why all the twilight articles/videos lately? I've liked them all, it's just odd that they've all come at the same time.

07/26/2009 09:29:00 AM

dOptimusdx

A few good lines in the middle, but overall pretty boring. Also, the chick's not attractive.

07/26/2009 09:28:00 AM

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07/26/2009 09:20:00 AM

maggielindia

I don't get it. Why didn't she blow him????

07/26/2009 08:32:00 AM

Krak_Hed

That chick would be hot except for that stupid metal ball on her lip.

07/26/2009 08:15:00 AM

Gourry

Heh, I agree, that was pretty damn funny....

07/26/2009 08:10:00 AM

DangerChocomog

Ha! That was unusually good. The chick looking a bit like Traci Lords was a bonus.

07/26/2009 07:24:00 AM

J-pappi

That was hilarious! "Now show me the money! Like in that movie... Top Gun?" Fucking awesome. Plus that girl was really attractive, always a plus.

07/26/2009 06:36:00 AM

Themsexpress

Pretty darn good. now blow me...

07/26/2009 06:31:00 AM

Kuzyn

You guys are TRULY addicted to Twilight, aren't you?

07/26/2009 05:48:00 AM

yonderTheGreat

That awkward silence part was alright. Other than that I declare this video lame.

07/26/2009 05:16:00 AM

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07/26/2009 05:05:00 AM

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