The New '2012' Trailer Might Give You a Boner: DOB on HBN

I actually happen to be going to see that movie tonight. Cool :D

11/13/2009 03:04:21 PM

moogirl226

@Jimmy, it was just a joke, but the funny thing is, DOB thought I was making an AD reference.

09/21/2009 02:07:00 PM

G-Stone

"It was going to go off" is that an Arrested Development reference? or just general hilarity?

09/06/2009 04:30:00 AM

JimmyTheFish

ZINGER!! Loved it. I'm an HBN fan but this was a nice change - can't go wrong with DOB

09/05/2009 07:45:00 PM

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09/04/2009 02:11:00 AM

subho7

DOB is my hero, he should have done this bit in his undies

08/24/2009 09:23:00 AM

tsuchinoko

Sorry to say, but DOB's a much better actor than you.

08/22/2009 05:10:00 PM

izzilla

DOB is so dongtastic, I love him :)

08/16/2009 01:42:00 PM

BubsGoddess

i hate shitty acting.

08/10/2009 10:59:00 PM

unadventurer

DOB is such a sexy beast.

08/04/2009 07:22:00 AM

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08/01/2009 01:20:00 PM

seogoogle

...I like watching famous shit getting blown up...

07/28/2009 08:19:00 PM

orypeci

or at least a prepubescent micro-Jesus.

07/27/2009 11:57:00 PM

Rai999

DOB is god

07/27/2009 02:49:00 AM

Rai999

It's 3D.. The D is for Dong!

07/26/2009 02:50:00 AM

Medusamania

Hilabee: glad you agree :D

07/23/2009 09:56:00 PM

tank

DOB IS so freaking cute.

07/23/2009 10:58:00 AM

Hilabee

heh...DOB's so freaking cute

07/22/2009 07:38:00 PM

tank

That was hilarious. The 3d Boner thing was great.

07/21/2009 10:02:00 AM

GrimScorpio575

jesus was that ketchup?

07/20/2009 05:25:00 AM

LestertheMo

you guys together are comedic gold. keep it up.

07/18/2009 09:46:00 PM

erkimmer

finally got a chance to watch this. I love seeing DOB do videos, and the dynamic with the two of you is excellent.

07/17/2009 07:37:00 PM

Adam44

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07/14/2009 11:44:00 AM

shawnblueson

@DOB: That is true, my friend. So large that you can tell we are laughing a little when we cut back from the first spyshot. Yes. Laughing at the size our own ginormous noggins. Laughing is fun!

07/14/2009 11:00:00 AM

G-Stone

Love it or hate it, Gladstone and I have enormous heads. This is undeniable. Live with it, internet.

07/13/2009 04:49:00 PM

daniel.

my favorite part was when DOB winked

07/13/2009 02:20:00 PM

Crazybbq

I know people are trying to be nice, but you guys should stick to writing. Please.

07/13/2009 10:38:00 AM

manugon

Oh wow. I love DOB.

07/13/2009 12:15:00 AM

Thor.

Dan's voice is a lot higher in real life than i imagined... also, this was fuckin awesome.

07/12/2009 12:47:00 PM

shadyzladii

Gladstone....funny writer, bad performer. Where the fuck is Swaim?

07/12/2009 09:56:00 AM

JeremyHellpop

It's kind of funny to see how well Gladstone's writing and style work on camera when he's WITH someone. Gladstone, I love ya, but when it's just you it seems like you're drowning. Keep up the good work, but make sure it's not a solo act from here on out.

07/12/2009 08:02:00 AM

TheButcher

Hilarious!

07/11/2009 07:36:00 PM

Sefiroto

I have no clue why I had to repeat the word 'together' in capital letters. Please ignore that idiocy.

07/11/2009 12:52:00 PM

orypeci

@VengeVega I just love watching Swaim and DOB together. TOGETHER.

07/11/2009 12:51:00 PM

orypeci

Frie42, if you believe that your opinion should effect how everyone in the world goes about their business, then kill yourself with a rock. If you don't like these videos, don't watch them. I personally think that they are brilliant, and wouldn't want dickfaced shit-bishop like yourself to put an end to them.

07/11/2009 10:09:00 AM

discdeath

good to see my two favourite cracked editors on screen at the same time

07/10/2009 05:45:00 PM

whitenerd

You guys make me not like you as much by making videos. stop. they arent funny.

07/10/2009 05:33:00 AM

Frie42

i love how you just flashed him a gang sign, and he just sort of accepted it

07/09/2009 11:03:00 PM

bouchedaggery

S.W.A.I.M does not need DOB. It has Swaim!

07/09/2009 08:57:00 PM

VengeVega

Hmm. Gladstone's funnier, but DOB's hawt.

07/09/2009 03:36:00 PM

thecritic06

That was fanfuckingtastic. PUT DOB ON S.W.A.I.M!

07/09/2009 12:17:00 PM

orypeci

haha. independence day after tomorrow. i see what you did there.

07/09/2009 10:43:00 AM

BobbyD84

Hilarious! I hope that the rest are good like this one... I stopped watching recently because they just weren't... funny.

07/09/2009 08:06:00 AM

Dresden10589

Sorry ... not a big fan of Dan O'Brien. Didn't really like this one.

07/09/2009 06:56:00 AM

LexTaliones

Funny, funny stuff as always. Loved the way the format was subverted. "That's DOB by numbers, and that's all fAAH!!!....." And now i know who hollywood's target audience is.

07/09/2009 01:08:00 AM

zmoll

DOB looks so much better with really short hair.

07/08/2009 11:30:00 PM

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07/08/2009 11:03:00 PM

veronica5

Haha, loved it! Dan.. your persona kinda of reminds me of a retarded puppy; not the brightest but fucking adorable. I laughed out at the end. Good work guys.

07/08/2009 09:04:00 PM

Shana F

No offense against you, I like your subtle hatred through humor. I have watched your vids b/c I found them slightly entertaining, whereas I normally require stuff that keeps the milk spilling out of my nose. This video was hilarious. Your other hate by numbers just didnt draw me in. I think your persona should involve a comedy spoof troupe. I believe you have a great future in comedy videos, although if you stick with Hate By Numbers you will of course have a great audience.

07/08/2009 05:34:00 PM

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07/08/2009 04:45:00 PM

welcomeravi

Cameos, because they've always worked for TV ratings.

07/08/2009 04:25:00 PM

JonRod

"Ok Gladstone you not only score a win, but you get a pass on the next lame video. It's a super special on criticism. TODAY ONLY!" -DoctorChaos ... What exactly do you contribute to this site? Bullshit criticisms with no reason or logic to back them up? Do you even do anything remotely funny in print or on video? No? Then shut the fuck up.

07/08/2009 02:09:00 PM

FloodOne

Gladstone was an excellent straight man to DOB's spaz-tastic display. The ending, in particular, made me giggle. Bravo, guys!

07/08/2009 12:00:00 PM

Dierdre

This was surprisingly amusing, compared to my expectations. I´m far from DOB´s number one fan, but he brought his written game to the screen and did it extremely well. Respect. Their chemistry gets a meh plus at best, though.

07/08/2009 10:48:00 AM

Collision

DOB + Gladstone = Unfortunately obtuse video, it's a shame because I enjoy their respective solo work. So guys let's stick to the day jo...better luck next time.

07/08/2009 10:17:00 AM

big_g

THERE IS NO BAR!?????? hearbreaking

07/08/2009 07:31:00 AM

lula_mae

That wink just about killed me!

07/08/2009 07:24:00 AM

mathildebo

That was the funniest one yet!!!! I feel bad for you Gladstone. At least you don't have to worry about DOB ever again.

07/08/2009 01:22:00 AM

Ganon

Even DOB can only make HBN kinda funny

07/08/2009 12:50:00 AM

Freeskier

like that... *all* the time, DOB? o_O

07/07/2009 10:09:00 PM

aquiethuman

I could actually see DOB's writing style being portrayed on video, which was GREAT!

07/07/2009 09:27:00 PM

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07/07/2009 06:38:00 PM

cherry668

I really thought this was quite funny, idk why people would think otherwise

07/07/2009 03:50:00 PM

Osirisgod

wow, sometimes your videos are a little funny, but no this wasn't in my humble opinion. stay writing thats where your the funniest. no more videos. DOB is much less funny for me after this video, sorrry but it's the truth.

07/07/2009 03:12:00 PM

Frododarko

Although these guys do very different types of humour, combination is good and shows HBN is trying to improve on its already very high levels of comedy gold, funny video, i think it would be good to see more writers in scetches. Maybe in the style of college humour or network, just a thought though, maybe not exclusivly in HBN but in a new series. Anyway, Well done Gladstone, nice one.

07/07/2009 02:32:00 PM

Chamelion*Dude

whoops. i meant this http://www.cracked.com/video_16706_worst-hate-by-numbers-ever.html

07/07/2009 02:19:00 PM

G-Stone

Swaim has been on HBN: http://www.cracked.com/video_16759_japan-fights-economic-crisis-with-real-life-lolcat.html

07/07/2009 02:01:00 PM

G-Stone

That was so funny! Although I would have liked to hear more about the hate-worthy points of 2012, I have to admit to often wondering what HBN would be like with other columnists contributing. Do Swaim next! Wherever the hell he is!

07/07/2009 01:36:00 PM

Fudge10

More making fun of terrible trailers and TV events, less lame 'candid' segments and dong jokes, please. HBN is very funny on its own, lame cameo skits with penis jokes only detract from the humor.

07/07/2009 12:53:00 PM

RandomDude12

There needs to be more of this.

07/07/2009 12:13:00 PM

rei#

Well that was probably the funniest video I've ever seen on Cracked (not to knock previous videos, this is just such a genius combination). Any chance of resurrecting DOB and getting more team ups in the future? DOB by Numbers? Hate by DOB-Stone? The possibilities are endless!

07/07/2009 11:39:00 AM

JWD

We tried to get Nick Cage and Ben Affleck but they wouldnt come to my basement. Sorry.

07/07/2009 10:56:00 AM

G-Stone

I'm gonna even go further and say that the performances in this video are so bad they make Nicholas Cage look like Jesus. Oh yes, I brough Cage into this.

07/07/2009 10:46:00 AM

youatemyshoe!

LISTEN, DIPSHITS... I don't think anyone here is actually criticizing DOB's and what's-his-name up there and their acting ability at all (What is that guy who oddly enough looks like a pre-op Transexual up there's name? Is that Brockway? Fuck. All of them look alike to me. Let's call him, ummm.. "The-guy-less-hung-than-DOB") We all love these guys in a non-homo gay way (and some of us do and crave some yummy, yummy DOB dick. Mmm.) I mean, we are all getting a good laugh. I think they were great. Ok, so I may or may not have said that "Gigli" was a better performance that DOB and SWAIM up there (that is SWAIM, right?) These things do not matter, you can't prove it. Besides, you all are too lethargic to scroll down and find my comment anyway, so let's all be bygones be bygones, and learn to take a fucking joke, just like your creepy uncle Larry taught you to take his cock in your mouth. Capice? Disco! Let's party!

07/07/2009 10:19:00 AM

indie114

you all should consider this: a) neither Gladstone nor DOB are professional actors b) they're writers which just happen to make a video so they did pretty good and c) this is a video done in a cubicle and as such can't be even compared to any fucking movie. also, LMfuckingAO

07/07/2009 09:49:00 AM

rokic

Best HBN ever. "Fuck!"

07/07/2009 09:45:00 AM

Sonicsceam2

The acting made me beat off to Ben Affleck and J-Lo in "Gigli," the best movie ever made in the retarded universe wherein DOB and Gladstone play "reach around" with one another. Oh wait, it's THIS universe. Fuck!

07/07/2009 08:17:00 AM

indie114

Trust me, I love both these guys... individually. But together on screen the acting makes Mariah Carey in Glitter look Oscar worthy. This is a new low water mark on the ship named Cracked for me. Sorry.

07/07/2009 06:46:00 AM

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07/07/2009 05:21:00 AM

ICrackedU

Random, for sure! Didn't really get to see much if the trailer but, as it is most likely going to be terrible, that may be a blessing. As for all you Gladstone haters down there, just fuck off, yeah? If you dont like Gladstone maybe just stop watching HBN and then leaving your dull little comments fuelled only by your bile and formed using only your one inadequate brain cell.

07/07/2009 04:37:00 AM

Darkmage

Awesome collab Dan and Gladstone. Fuck 2012.

07/07/2009 04:05:00 AM

Konner7

Ok, I have to admit, I haven't really seen the whole video. I've tried to watch it and pay attention 3 times already, but after about :11 seconds, I can't stand it anymore. I turn down the sound and watch, imagining the two of you describing all the naughty things you want to do to me. Sorry, I'm sure this one's funny, you know I think you're hilarious.

07/07/2009 04:02:00 AM

greengoddess

Don't listen to these people, Gladstone! You're awesome!

07/07/2009 03:35:00 AM

Cevlakohn

A vast improvement from normal HBN. You should have funny people on more often.

07/07/2009 02:50:00 AM

Aya

Did they die?

07/07/2009 02:38:00 AM

jerrylambert

These clowns should stick to writing, DOB is actually sort of funny when I read what he has to say. Watching it badly acted out is a trainwreck, and makes everything he ever wrote that was sort of funny seem less so.

07/07/2009 12:57:00 AM

beefjerky

What the fuck is up with all the Gladstone haters in these comments? Screw you haters. HBN is my favorite part of Cracked.com. GLADSTONE RULES!!!!!

07/07/2009 12:47:00 AM

Cevlakohn

Reminded me of "The Michael Showalter Showalter".

07/07/2009 12:03:00 AM

AtomicSpike

I like DOB, but I don't like Gladstone...because he's never funny. Putting DOB in here didn't make it funny. I was tricked into watching this because I saw DOB was part of it. Thanks Dan, thanks.

07/06/2009 11:48:00 PM

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07/06/2009 10:36:00 PM

caochong

DOB, I MUST have you.

07/06/2009 10:11:00 PM

verityislove

So, DOB was born in the eighties? All of them? I knew it.

07/06/2009 09:36:00 PM

Nktalloth

Nomally, I hate douchey, immature guys who joke about sex and dicks like their in third grade. But Dan, I will ride you so hard that your dick gets ripped off. Be warned. No offense, Gladstone. Loose the extra years and I'll consider. /conceit

07/06/2009 08:49:00 PM

Wren

I've never seen DOB in the flesh before. I always assumed his visage was obscured by a holy veil of light. For some reason, upon finally gazing upon this Valhalla exile, I had the irresistible urge to get a glass of Jamesons. Na Zdravi!

07/06/2009 08:43:00 PM

Sonny

BONK! That was awesome :D

07/06/2009 08:17:00 PM

Salahd

This was utterly brilliant. :-D

07/06/2009 08:08:00 PM

Wallsy

damn. and here i wanted to watch HBN tear apart 2012. well, i supose anyone could do that. still, funny.

07/06/2009 07:57:00 PM

owlsayssouth

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!

07/06/2009 07:51:00 PM

Batman?

Okay, why doesn't DOB have his own show yet? He's clearly the bright shining star of this website... and also, he looks like me, he's the same built as me, and he apparently dresses like me, so I'm fairly certain I could get women by posing as him. Great to see Mace and Machette together again, great stuff both of you

07/06/2009 07:49:00 PM

esteban138

DOB has never been so awesome! P.

07/06/2009 07:47:00 PM

Pamcakes

I love in jokes.

07/06/2009 07:45:00 PM

Ellis

I loved this, the way DOB takes the piss out of Gladstone is brilliant. Keep it up guys.

07/06/2009 07:38:00 PM

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07/06/2009 07:27:00 PM

sugarbaby2009

SWAIM!!!! HBN not so much, or rather, not at all. Blech.

07/06/2009 07:12:00 PM

SgtDoakes

Loved it. It must be hard (haha, I said hard) being the smart one, eh Gladstone. How do you survive?

07/06/2009 07:02:00 PM

purplestar

I hate Gladstone and his terrible acting. Hate by numbers is just a live version of a cracked column. Think about it. It would probably make a great article, but as a video, it comes out shit. Fuck HBN, fuck Gladstone.

07/06/2009 06:49:00 PM

Lando2

I like the "west side" gang sign after DOB donks the coin away.

07/06/2009 06:36:00 PM

DP13

Possibly the best HBN ever.

07/06/2009 06:29:00 PM

tmh1130

I dig the memorial at the end :)

07/06/2009 06:12:00 PM

Caboose-1

I chuckled. Good job, guys.

07/06/2009 05:48:00 PM

GeekGirl

This is my first time seeing DOB in the flesh and I'm surprised. I didn't expect him to be so douche-y looking.

07/06/2009 05:46:00 PM

o8643

Horrible acting.

07/06/2009 05:28:00 PM

benfoffenbock

Where's Swaim gone?

07/06/2009 05:12:00 PM

Pyxiss

I can't help it. I love humor where one person tries to deal rationally with someone completely irrational. Simply brilliant, gentlemen!

07/06/2009 05:00:00 PM

auslander

Fucking brilliant.

07/06/2009 04:39:00 PM

shortbus

@disposable child. Exactly. The stupidest thing of which I've ever been proudly affiliated.

07/06/2009 04:36:00 PM

G-Stone

that was lame. and i liked it.

07/06/2009 04:32:00 PM

disposablechild

these guys should stick to text, they are less twerpy that way

07/06/2009 04:12:00 PM

Brock_Landers

Oh you guys were great! Two of my favorites together at last! Like peanut butter and chocolate! Hope you guys do this again--you made Cracked twice as funny!

07/06/2009 04:10:00 PM

illbethecup...

Brilliant.

07/06/2009 04:04:00 PM

ElNimrodo

This is amazing. Amazing. Amazing amazing amazing.

07/06/2009 03:36:00 PM

Rebear

Laughed more at this one than I laughed at DOB's dong.

07/06/2009 03:33:00 PM

i_17bingo

yay!

07/06/2009 03:19:00 PM

BoozePlease

my favourite roland emeric film is that one where the planes crash into the skyscrapers. oh, wait. you'd think emeric would get some shame sometime.

07/06/2009 03:16:00 PM

aczechguy

I LOVE YOU DOB! YOUR GORGEOUS XX

07/06/2009 03:13:00 PM

batdetah109

DOB has a football houligan haircut

07/06/2009 03:13:00 PM

aczechguy

FUCK YES, DICK JOKES! These have been strangely lacking lately. DOB, you're a much better actor than Gladstone (sorry, it's just your emotion is a bit too faked, like you're reading a script)

07/06/2009 03:04:00 PM

Caden

I love Dan, this was classic, I do agree with the comment below that a Swaim and Gladstone pair-up would be incredible. They would complement each other's style.

07/06/2009 03:01:00 PM

PyroX7

That pleased me.

07/06/2009 02:57:00 PM

Tree

Not a huge fan of this configuration (prefer just Gladstone), but the ending tackle did make me burst out laughing.

07/06/2009 02:23:00 PM

Shrimp

I'm not sure I understand the sentiment that all humor videos must be able to stand on their own and be accessible to new viewers. That's like saying each episode of 24 or Lost must make sense on its own.

07/06/2009 02:03:00 PM

sparrowfell

Anybody else want to see a swaim and DOB pair up?

07/06/2009 01:48:00 PM

AM9393

Classis, loved it, well done guys! "I'm'na close the shit out of this"

07/06/2009 01:27:00 PM

Christine

Fail

07/06/2009 01:15:00 PM

4thSurvivor

Huge fan of both these guys, unfortunately I have to agree with those who didn't enjoy it as much as the regular HBN. Personally I love the sincerity of Gladstones sarcastic mocking and his down right hatred for all things retarded, this seem all a little too contrived. That said, DOB's over reaction to the special effects did make me chuckle.

07/06/2009 12:30:00 PM

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07/06/2009 12:27:00 PM

LovelyCracked

That is the first HBN I laughed out loud at. Really, that was excellent work, both of you.

07/06/2009 12:19:00 PM

fintzu

That was pretty funny. The dynamic is great, you should make it permanent.

07/06/2009 12:09:00 PM

HerrBlod

:o DOB! :D

07/06/2009 11:49:00 AM

DesoDhyrce

No. Didn't work for me. Worst HBN ever. The comedy felt forced at best, and it overall seemed that a) Gladstone lost a coin toss and had to put DOB in there b) Gladstone needed a bailout, having not actually found anything worth hating about

07/06/2009 11:36:00 AM

chemistry11

So funny! I agree though, DOB needs to practise being in front of a camera...sadly this isn't funny to non-regular viewers, but thanks for making something for the ladies ;)

07/06/2009 11:31:00 AM

mathildebo

Dongtacular.

07/06/2009 11:19:00 AM

BoonMcNougat

The bit about the Scotch going bad made me nearly choke on my drink.

07/06/2009 10:45:00 AM

Burma_Shave

That was incredible awesome.

07/06/2009 10:45:00 AM

SIMM0NS77

All this video did was make me hate DOB even more than I did previously. Never show up on HBN again. Or in a video for that matter.

07/06/2009 10:42:00 AM

mr1swift

Wow this is the true greatness of DOB, but no mention of him being the motherfucking archbishop of hip-hop? What the fuck man

07/06/2009 10:32:00 AM

I-Rod

Hahahaha.

07/06/2009 10:29:00 AM

ifihadlegs

I always approve of the unseen Crackedists appearing in videos, but these two didn't really work together. I know that's the point, but I didn't laugh at their mismatched antics. Get Chris Bucholz on; I assume he'd be good at this!

07/06/2009 10:28:00 AM

Pedgerow

I laughed so hard I farted a little.

07/06/2009 10:23:00 AM

Raidenshred

I enjoyed it. People who don't frequent Cracked.com might not think it's funny. Also, 2012 looks terrible.

07/06/2009 10:18:00 AM

xfirefly

Haha brilliant. I honestly didn't think that you could combine your dry satirical humor with DOBs in your face insanity. Somehow you managed to pull it off. Also "the d stands for dongs" almost made me shit myself from laughing.

07/06/2009 10:10:00 AM

Scruff

Gladstone needs to shut the fuck up.

07/06/2009 09:51:00 AM

Oddeye

Aren't you special unboundone.

07/06/2009 09:48:00 AM

BeanBurrito

I registered just to say that this video blows.

07/06/2009 09:43:00 AM

unboundone

Throwing up gang signs, way to go DOB. Glad I'm not the only one holding down for WEST SIIIIDDDEEEEE! Also, funny as hell! Good job guys!

07/06/2009 09:22:00 AM

dnik24

Interesting to Unfunny to Chuckles, DOB just needs to develop his on screen persona.

07/06/2009 09:20:00 AM

Flakese

Great stuff; wish I didn't have to register to digg it

07/06/2009 08:55:00 AM

Dami

OMG! What was the movie where the plane is flying through the ground as it implodes, I as well got a boner from that

07/06/2009 08:54:00 AM

TenTonApe

Weak.

07/06/2009 08:47:00 AM

NickCagesucks

This made my heart sing on so many levels. I'm actually thrilled you pulled this together, Gladstone. Does anyone else think it's weird that I'm disappointed we didn't hear more about the 2012 movie?

07/06/2009 08:47:00 AM

Tartra

Well G-Stone has his show, and so does Swaim, you know what's missing? A DOB show. Altough given how he's always drunk, and likes to make every conversation about his dong, I wonder how many of his episodes are going to end in disaster.

07/06/2009 08:36:00 AM

nova_NIN

MORE DOB.

07/06/2009 08:35:00 AM

DP13

DOB needs to do videos more often. He has demonstrated that Gaystone is not only the least funny columnist on this site, but he is also not that funny on video when directly compared to others.

07/06/2009 08:33:00 AM

TheChronicler

That was great guys! I loved it! LOL!

07/06/2009 08:32:00 AM

Jediknight437

Nice job DOB (The "B" is for boner) And G-stone, Rambo called. He wants his ketchup back.

07/06/2009 08:30:00 AM

das_w00tman

Haha I think that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Also, Gladstone and DOB, marry me. I'll marry Gladstone, divorce him, and then marry DOB. I have it all planned out.

07/06/2009 08:27:00 AM

LaBoricua

LOL that was the best

07/06/2009 08:26:00 AM

Muscely_Arms

DOB should co-host more often :D

07/06/2009 08:17:00 AM

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07/06/2009 08:16:00 AM

LovelyCracked

And that boys and girls is how the comedian Gladstone saved the world from the evil DOB.

07/06/2009 08:15:00 AM

InuGhost

The "D" is for Dong!

07/06/2009 08:11:00 AM

Bettan

nice work guys!! epic win!!

07/06/2009 07:56:00 AM

deimudda

"You expect me to do this show sober?" "Dan, don't pretend you're sober."  The funniest lines I've seen in a long time.

07/06/2009 07:55:00 AM

astrolounge

I like Dan O'Bannon and Hate By Numbers, but this was a miss. O'Bannon is funnier in print.

07/06/2009 07:55:00 AM

QuankersJenkins

im sorry to say this but i enjoyed watching DOB annoy the piss out of Gladstone

07/06/2009 07:47:00 AM

cainnum

Swaim is in the end of hte LOLcat one. It's not an HBN of HBN and I'll never make and HBN of HBN bc that's even too self referential and narcissistic for even me. But that shouldn't stop people from suggesting it every day.

07/06/2009 07:44:00 AM

G-Stone

isnt there a hbn by swaim that hbns hbn? ive heard of it but i cant find it

07/06/2009 07:42:00 AM

gotbass7

Brilliant.

07/06/2009 07:40:00 AM

Speedstreamer

Hahaha, this was pretty fucking funny. Gladstone usually does good videos, and I like most of DOB's articles. It was funny to see the usual DOB-antics transfer to video (the drinking, obsession with his own dick, the wink). This definitely wins an Award for most bad-ass usage of "That's all...for now."

07/06/2009 07:37:00 AM

AyteeSics

That did not work for me.

07/06/2009 07:30:00 AM

Onodera

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07/06/2009 07:27:00 AM

debasree

Fantastic! makes up for 4 weeks without SWAIM

07/06/2009 07:16:00 AM

AbeWashington

this would have been funnier if either of you two could act. jokes funny, acting terrible. maybe go for jokes that don't require some performance.

07/06/2009 07:15:00 AM

arbootieoaks

OMFG the flying tackle was the greatest thing caught on film ever.

07/06/2009 07:13:00 AM

Cherlindrea

My crotch reacted nicely to this.

07/06/2009 07:12:00 AM

SmartiePuff

this totally need to be a sitcom, with swaim as the landlord / magic fairy

07/06/2009 07:07:00 AM

felipechoque

So, does that mean both DOB and G'Stone are going to sexify these comments?

07/06/2009 07:06:00 AM

Daisho

I'm Gonna close the shit out this thing!

07/06/2009 06:52:00 AM

Phreakout93

Dude, this was downright awesome. I love crossovers!!

07/06/2009 06:44:00 AM

vato_loco

Oh, that was brilliant! Fucking hilarious!

07/06/2009 06:44:00 AM

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07/06/2009 06:36:00 AM

LovelyCracked

DOB and gladstone in the same movie? AWESOME!

07/06/2009 06:35:00 AM

gamerelite1

I think this is as awesome as DOB thinks his 3D boner is. Hilarious.

07/06/2009 06:29:00 AM

lounsey

I smell a sitcom! Like Dharma and Greg, just more booze soaked and dick joke ridden.

07/06/2009 06:18:00 AM

conformunist

Is there an extended version of this? Totally needs to be longer, so you can like finish counting off both movies. I feel so unfinished. Yes, ME!

07/06/2009 06:09:00 AM

Aprilizer

Very good HBN. Best one by far.

07/06/2009 06:00:00 AM

Joseph Nistal

hmmm, the acting really did do the quality of writing and justice, it just didnt translate. stick with what you know

07/06/2009 05:57:00 AM

ofareggie

I would say this was the best HBN yet, but I'm not gonna consider it an HBN (More like a DOB hated by Gladstone or DOBHBG). Funny though. Can't deny that.

07/06/2009 05:50:00 AM

theHeadCase

That was fucking AWESOME.

07/06/2009 05:50:00 AM

Lester_Polfus

This could very well be the best HBN so far. Hilarious. (So, when is Wil Wheaton supposed to be on?)

07/06/2009 05:43:00 AM

InstantKarma

that was... just... how should i put this... fun. yeah.

07/06/2009 05:42:00 AM

TommyKay

Good for you Gladstone, I knew you could take ol' Danny Boy, and he deserved it, his New Jersey was coming out something awful. I mean that whole video he was just begging to get his ass beat.I think he's been hanging around Swaim t to much. And don't get me started on Swaim, every time I've seen that boy he just has this look on his face that says "I need an ass whuppin" Kind of like George W's smirk, but with a modicum of intelligence behind his eyes. You know like when you look at a gorilla or orangutan at the zoo and those eyes just say they are to smart for their own good. But other than Dan needing his ass kicked the video was pretty dawn funny.

07/06/2009 05:31:00 AM

glendoor42

I bet that they made this clip months in advance. Now that DOB is officially whisked away to some CIA underground prison in Serbia they have to give him a credible goodbye. I laughed guys but honestly, you should not make a habit out of this ;). even if the humor was killing!

07/06/2009 05:29:00 AM

Esmoreit

Man that was hilarious. You guys are good together. I hope to see Dan in future episodes. Fuck yeah.

07/06/2009 05:23:00 AM

timjer159

yes..maybe i should have watched the video before comenting on the awesomeness of these 2 together. hmmm.

07/06/2009 05:10:00 AM

zsasz

an orgasm to the eyes. dob and gladstone :O

07/06/2009 05:04:00 AM

zsasz