A Helpful Tutorial on The Most Difficult Video Game Ever

Select Create, then Build, then Train, then Cavalry, then Train Cavalry.

10/10/2009 02:01:00 PM

AznWarlord

Stupid website doesn't work! I need help with Being the President. Racists keep assassinating me.

10/05/2009 03:13:00 PM

Kockynvainn

This didn't really tickle me at first. But then suddenly I saw "Unicorn piss" on the top right and near cried laughing for some reason.

10/02/2009 09:00:00 PM

veebles

www.gamehelpinsquad.com isn't a real site!!! I need help with Zombie Tickler... Can you do a video on that one next?1?!?

09/28/2009 09:33:00 AM

superfunbad

I paid too much attention, I think I can play that game now, but I've completely lost the chemistry I need to remember o.o'

09/14/2009 04:03:00 PM

koshermal

lolevony

09/13/2009 10:00:00 PM

HJPotta

hahaha "if he builds a temple, its just gonna open up ur space inventory"

09/13/2009 09:39:00 AM

ronballs

its super funny, the commentary and the chatbox. only problem is i start paying attention to one and forget the other

09/13/2009 09:22:00 AM

gotbass7

Did anyone else notice the chatbox-name-morphing at 2:59?

09/12/2009 05:25:00 PM

Effigy

I'm very glad I took other commenters' advice and watched it again, but only paid attention to the chat box. Hilarious. Twisted shit. Plus everyone knows that if you hold down ctrl+shift+alt+tab+s then tap tilde (~) 4 times about 1 second after opening your space inventory, it won't crash your box. NOOBZ! RTFM!

09/11/2009 05:54:00 PM

RDean

Good video man. Really enjoyed it. Laughed my ass off at the ending.

09/08/2009 09:35:00 AM

GrimScorpio575

Now THIS is good humour!

09/06/2009 05:40:00 PM

Schmondr

LOL!!! I actually became dizzy at times with the explanations.

09/06/2009 05:39:00 PM

ChibiLi

You totally nailed the Andrew Kramer voice.

09/06/2009 11:08:00 AM

Squib

Hi, Pure Genius By the way, space inventory=all the stuff in space.

09/02/2009 06:26:00 PM

chensley

"Sorry about your mom dude, when's the funeral?" "I'm at it" LOL. Tip: Read the chat box.

08/14/2009 07:44:00 AM

Azshade

That game is HARD!!! I suck at it. I said in the comments once that evony sucks and Something popped up and says it does not in big letters then it opened the space inventory twice and i got the blue screen.

08/12/2009 04:45:00 PM

KingCrazy

I don't think anyone really gets the joke of this. I liked it though :D

08/08/2009 08:32:00 PM

The_Professor

Odd but it was funny. Sounded like Burnie from RoosterTeeth.

08/08/2009 06:34:00 PM

Cpt.Captain

The trick to watching this video is to stop watching about 1 minute in. If you watch the whole thing, you'll just open up your Space Inventory. Also, it's fucking boring.

07/20/2009 08:35:00 PM

fisher7045

Okay - All I could think about through this entire video is Andrew Kramer from VideoCopilot. If that was intentional - man, you NAILED it. (That can't be a mistake, can it? It's too perfect!)

07/20/2009 05:47:00 PM

guitarfaces

"option command H if you on a Mac" biggest joke on the video, IMO.

07/17/2009 07:33:00 PM

uber_panda

hey its viggo!

07/17/2009 04:30:00 AM

TrojanGold

That vid is the shit!

07/14/2009 09:06:00 PM

CaptainObvious

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07/10/2009 12:28:00 AM

ppmao

lol @ you leagan66

07/09/2009 06:24:00 AM

Ironmallet

That was freaking hilarious. The chat was awesome.

07/09/2009 02:45:00 AM

dahnielhahoo

never mind, stupid question. F*uck off, zeroclyde I still don`t get the space inventory thing though

07/08/2009 07:20:00 PM

leagan66

@leagan66 lol... wow.

07/08/2009 04:01:00 PM

Zerocyde

Do people say this is so funny just because there`s a ridiculous amount of stuff to do or is it referencing something? and can someone explain the Space Inventory joke?

07/07/2009 05:45:00 PM

leagan66

the chat in it is awesome lol

07/06/2009 04:29:00 PM

Tas

sounds easy you just have to not open up your space inventory

07/03/2009 10:28:00 AM

JesseM(RH)

The funniest part about this video are the people who hate it. I tried posting this on the Evony forums, but they didn't appreciate the humor. It just makes me giggle harder.

07/02/2009 07:17:00 PM

Ducain

I watched it again muted just to read the conversation in the chat box. Amazingly accurate.

07/02/2009 10:20:00 AM

AxMxK

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07/02/2009 02:29:00 AM

carriemo83

Remember, if you sacrifice a hemogoblin, you get an immediate +10 to goblin blood and a +2 to your replenishment-over-time, but you won't have access to another hemogoblin until the next prime-numbered cycle. LOL at "hold down the left mouse button for two seconds, but not four..." and "Type in MAIN FORTRESS in all caps - again, only using the shift key."

07/01/2009 11:29:00 PM

RaistliniltsiaR

BTW, they finally fixed the Superwarehouse Score Aura bug for WQ2 in patch 1.097e, but the same patch totally nerfs the mothsboil potion, so I'd stick with the vanilla unless you want your darkhobbits to never accumulate enough hunger points to trigger breadrage.

07/01/2009 08:00:00 AM

TheLibra

oh man this looks like an 'after effects' tutorial... LOL!!!

06/29/2009 12:46:00 PM

elementunder

all i can think about is how much i want to open my space inventory

06/28/2009 12:28:00 AM

AceInTheHole

Magesmith, mageician, magematition, mathemagician, mathematition, mathsmith, factory grower, martian angel, artisan, artisan mech, mouse handler, mouse rangler, world mover, royal dancer, technogician, lamewad, wraith visioneer, funny paladin, regular paladin, diplomatician, fire icer... What to choose, what to choose.

06/27/2009 06:34:00 PM

IDUnavailable

when do i open my SPACE INVENTORY?!?

06/27/2009 11:39:00 AM

tank

fucking gold

06/27/2009 08:46:00 AM

pbfrenchy

PFFFT! WHAT A NOOB! WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE OGRE BATTLEROGUE TO SUPPORT HIS KNIGHT. YOU NEED OGRE BATTLEROGUE TO COUNTER DWARF MAGEWARRIORS AND HUMAN HORSEHUNTERS. ALSO HE NEEDS MORE HOLDGARS RAGE, PURIFIER VIALS OF EVIL AND CRYSTALINE METHANE GEMS IN HIS INVENTORY TO BUFF UP HIS MAGE AND BALANCE OUT HIS KNIGHTS. I COULD TOTALLY OWN THIS GUY.

06/27/2009 06:10:00 AM

thev01

must... watch... again!

06/26/2009 11:05:00 AM

jonnyt

I sort of agree with Minicow. You know you've stumbled on a shitcake of a game when you have to actually manually input the coordinates of where your troops have to go, and the like.

06/25/2009 12:37:00 PM

Ironmallet

You know, this actually isn't so much an example of ridiculous complexity as of a horrifically terrible interface. The underlying game doesn't actually seem nearly as bad as the interface. Just saying.

06/25/2009 01:53:00 AM

Minicow

"That'll open up your space inventory..." Classic. BTW, Age of Empires has kept it simple for a while too.

06/24/2009 06:23:00 PM

OneFishTwoFish

I love the list of the most difficult games! Marx Brothers in 3D!!! LMAO!

06/24/2009 06:06:00 PM

griffmanr

I watched it twice and I'm still not convinced i caught all the jokes. Awesome!

06/24/2009 09:40:00 AM

korilian

Recite Pi.

06/24/2009 07:38:00 AM

Lagomorph

sonicscream2, you're just insulting what you don't understand.

06/24/2009 02:42:00 AM

chicoboy

No zekesurf, you just have a short attention span. HEY LOOK! something shiny!

06/24/2009 02:36:00 AM

chicoboy

Uh, gregoclock, I didn't find your comment particularly useful or substantial in any way. Um, in fact it's not really a comment. More like a little thought to yourself that you just had to share with us.

06/24/2009 02:35:00 AM

chicoboy

OK tartra, I'll tell you what the Hell this is about. This is a parody of the overly and ridiculously complex RTS games. RTS is an acronym for (R)eal (T)ime (S)trategy. That is to say you stratigize while stuff is going on. Some people think it's funny how complex these games are. Whoever made this video is one of tese people and made a spoof for us to enjoy.

06/24/2009 02:29:00 AM

chicoboy

Uhhh ahhhh uhhhh ahhhhh. L2Speak

06/23/2009 05:52:00 PM

cas6767

LMAO "So whens the funeral?" "Im at it...."

06/23/2009 05:41:00 PM

GoodTime

The chat dialogue was the best, i think. well done.

06/23/2009 10:20:00 AM

boombalonga

if the comments get above 200 it'll open up your space inventory

06/22/2009 06:20:00 PM

nuckchorris

Space inventory. That's just brilliant.

06/22/2009 07:21:00 AM

Green Peace

Pretty damn great, that's a brilliant game, totes getting it for the holidays.

06/22/2009 03:13:00 AM

jjmmtt

excellent parody showing how overly complex some RTS have gotten. Stick to the basics, long live Starcraft 2 !!!

06/21/2009 10:14:00 PM

zachtos

Yeah, lot of time for like, not that much funny.

06/21/2009 09:02:00 PM

SickBoy

Reminds me of the first time I saw Heroes of M&M. I was 11, saw an older friend playing it and was all "WTF?! what's with all the stats and menus?" Great parody.

06/21/2009 08:15:00 AM

MaxChaplin

Awesome.

06/21/2009 04:20:00 AM

LnzCrg

Omg I just about died laughing. I had to watch it twice to catch everything (don't miss the chat). Unfortunately this is just about every RTS to me.

06/21/2009 04:02:00 AM

necromonkey

http://www.cracked.com/article_17499_why-i-was-late-work-today-22-photoshopped-excuses.html#postNoComment

06/20/2009 07:37:00 PM

sky_slasher

First seeing this now. This is hilarious.

06/20/2009 06:16:00 PM

G-Stone

this is just far too funny. Bravo my good sirs.

06/20/2009 05:48:00 PM

Gionet

.... What the hell was this about?

06/20/2009 04:43:00 PM

Tartra

The chatbox was epic.

06/20/2009 12:38:00 PM

Ironmallet

There was that one little side joke towards the begining that knocked me off my ass! "Goblin Holocaust, +6" Ha!

06/20/2009 11:49:00 AM

Ozzie_Freedom

This was fucking amazing! At first i was doubtful, but it quickly grew on me how hilarious it was with all the little side-jokes that you gotta catch. Genius :D

06/20/2009 11:35:00 AM

MikeLiterous

I hope everybody here realizes that really, after this level, you end up with enough Hobgoblin Toenails so that opening the space inventory isn't majorly hazardous. It's still not something you want to do, of course, an you'll lose about half your superwarehouses, but you'll survive.

06/20/2009 05:12:00 AM

EinDose

First time I saw it, I cried about Jectar's mom...

06/20/2009 04:13:00 AM

yonderTheGreat

this is retarted

06/19/2009 08:03:00 PM

zekesurf

I want to post a comment, but I'm afraid clicking "Post Comment" will open my space inventory.

06/19/2009 03:49:00 PM

Daelstrom

very funny. too many jokes for the one video though, will require mulitple watchings. good job

06/19/2009 01:49:00 PM

popeth

Well, I've just watched it four times, two of which included frequent pausing and rewinding, and I think I've seen it all now. I think. My favourite joke was the Haemogoblin potion.

06/19/2009 11:57:00 AM

Pedgerow

At the start I thought it was awful, but it tunred out to be pretty good!

06/19/2009 09:59:00 AM

Rrinman

Lol, that was funny. :) This a homage to any particular game, or just the god-game genre in general?

06/19/2009 08:37:00 AM

IsThisFrank?

Do more with the animation and cut it down to 2:30, kind of funny.

06/19/2009 07:10:00 AM

Flakese

While I found this to be incredibly entertaining, I didn't get the references at all...

06/19/2009 05:01:00 AM

Haedrian

one minute into this i realized that i may be too drunk to watch what i think my be the funniest vid ever. I'm gonna save this one.

06/19/2009 02:06:00 AM

Tesuansey

Awesome man!

06/19/2009 01:47:00 AM

crazyfingers

tl;dw

06/18/2009 09:35:00 PM

Doomsauce

this isn't funny no matter how many references it contains to other non-funny video- and video-game-related details.

06/18/2009 08:56:00 PM

Gregoclock

Never seen a bluescreen on a Mac before....I guess I learned something today :p

06/18/2009 08:08:00 PM

Roknrol

I had to watch this twice so I didn't miss the chatting going on. Priceless. I actually lulz'd a bit.

06/18/2009 07:39:00 PM

VerneTheCoconut

Surprisingly awesome. Didn't get that it was a parody for about thirty seconds.

06/18/2009 06:49:00 PM

BGH122

Looks like the world quester stock market didn't get enough stimulus money to the enchanted pixey cum sector also did anyone else read the text conversation at the bottom? something about that is just really epic

06/18/2009 06:26:00 PM

communismfairy

That was awesome!

06/18/2009 03:53:00 PM

IWantToComment

Heroes of Might and Magic still sucks.

06/18/2009 02:50:00 PM

BIGMIKE

It just get funnier with every viewing

06/18/2009 02:11:00 PM

Zathura

I love the jokes in the back, like the changing guild stocks, and the random plusses.

06/18/2009 02:00:00 PM

xninjadude03

Damn space inventory! Seriously, though, is that Vigo?

06/18/2009 11:28:00 AM

zombieskinner

lol sweet

06/18/2009 09:01:00 AM

veryay

This is really fucking funny, but I don't get the whole Space Inventory thing. Please explain.

06/18/2009 08:11:00 AM

fispaul

He is Vigo!

06/18/2009 07:34:00 AM

skipper

Haha, hilarious.

06/18/2009 04:57:00 AM

lwhoffman3

Aahahahahahahah this is epic :P

06/18/2009 04:07:00 AM

Alexicon

Gameplay seemed reminiscent of Dwarf Fortress. The chat room dialogue reminded me of horrible trade chat from WoW for whatever reason. I abandoned both games as they are clearly abominations.

06/18/2009 04:05:00 AM

RobertsTheVile

The objectively most complicated game on the planet is Dwarf Fortress and this video sums up how it feels to play it.

06/18/2009 02:56:00 AM

hroobarb

LMFAO, the Magesmith

06/18/2009 02:12:00 AM

Spin

"funnier"

06/18/2009 02:05:00 AM

glendoor42

This gets funny every fucking time I watch it.

06/18/2009 02:04:00 AM

glendoor42

god im shot back to civilization call to power. i had to turn on cheats to fucking get anything done and i still lost cuz the game was to complicated.

06/18/2009 01:58:00 AM

highcake

i dont get it

06/18/2009 01:53:00 AM

samsaulsbury

So cool video, I will upload this to tall dating site ___Tallconnect.com___ which is a hot dating site for all tall admirers,tall man and tall woman.

06/18/2009 01:09:00 AM

zhangmanyu

i want to play that game. Haha, it appears it would provide a suitable challenge. Haha, good job, great vid.

06/18/2009 12:56:00 AM

indiefilmman

Hash, not pound Well done

06/18/2009 12:25:00 AM

Mattress

Who be rippin' on my Tankspot.com?

06/17/2009 11:47:00 PM

PBSEAN

The Ogre Holocaust is a lie perpetrated by the Troll-controlled media.

06/17/2009 11:08:00 PM

Doifebag

When's the funeral?? I'm at it. hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

06/17/2009 10:12:00 PM

glendoor42

I didn't get it at first but then I understood. FUNNY AS HELL!

06/17/2009 09:56:00 PM

Actormd

goddam that gave me flashbacks.

06/17/2009 09:32:00 PM

uglydog

There is a game that this movie reminds me of-- nethack slash'em! That game was way to complicated...

06/17/2009 09:25:00 PM

pathofnogoing

Hey, I'm not getting any sound. Should there be any?

06/17/2009 09:24:00 PM

ondonaflash

XD lol thats one fucked game. Jecar442 needs help too. lol very nice video guys

06/17/2009 09:01:00 PM

seepo1456

Ahahahahahaha, In the potions menu "Enchanted Pixie Cum" XD. This was genius. Best thing I've seen on cracked in a long time.

06/17/2009 08:56:00 PM

HYDR0PH0BIC

anybody notice the character on the right is Viggo from Ghostbusters 2. or atleast i'm pretty sure. if i'm wrong ah well

06/17/2009 08:42:00 PM

boogeypop

i don't know sh*t about these types of games, but this was freaking hilarious. probably explains why i don't care to know sh*t about these types of games. (though I wish i knew about space inventories, 'cause I bet that's even funnier then.) had to take a lot of work, but it was worth it. well done.

06/17/2009 08:29:00 PM

ecalcott

lol damn space inventory.

06/17/2009 08:07:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

that is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

06/17/2009 08:06:00 PM

truejedi

I went grocery shopping with my bicycle today. I got too much stuff and the strap on my duffel bag broke. I finally got home in time to see 2 cop cars and a cop motorcycle take away one of my friends. got my food upstairs only to discover that my freezer was full so I had to cook a bunch of food and put it in the fridge. Then I saw this video and forgot my troubles. I didn't laugh out loud but I had a satisfying internal chuckle. Thanks for making my day a little less rotten.

06/17/2009 07:54:00 PM

chicoboy

Did anyone notice the "dark witches love you" being a obvious reference to Charlie the Unicorn with "Starfishes love you" AWESOME!

06/17/2009 07:05:00 PM

Maxilimus

... OMFG ROFL. That is to say, this was great. Super entertaining, and I really wanna see gamehelpin'squad.com open with all these game guides on them. Freakin' sweet:D

06/17/2009 06:38:00 PM

Bartr0x

honestly one of the funniest videos i have ever seen on this site

06/17/2009 06:38:00 PM

dickclark

Yeah, I think they fixed the spell-aura superwarehouse bug in the .03 SP2 patch.

06/17/2009 06:25:00 PM

tritium

Absolutely hilarious. Love it.

06/17/2009 06:14:00 PM

IPooonyu

Man if WoW was like that there only be a few choice nerds... i.e. no one with a life.

06/17/2009 06:07:00 PM

Phattiger

This video is brilliant. I would enjoy seeing more similar videos.

06/17/2009 06:03:00 PM

Jorw

Im Confused!

06/17/2009 05:55:00 PM

oxyMORON

'Twas awesome. Dugg.

06/17/2009 05:39:00 PM

Ajna

@Pyxiss He opened the fucking Space Inventory, duh.

06/17/2009 05:01:00 PM

NarokKurai

holy shit space inventory!!!!

06/17/2009 04:59:00 PM

felipechoque

This is so fucking funny, open chat is great. Why does it cut out suddenly at the end? Whats that about?

06/17/2009 04:53:00 PM

Pyxiss

Hahahah was that the Evony backdrop they were using? Hilarious.

06/17/2009 04:53:00 PM

Trishkabibble

Lulz all the way around! Good job

06/17/2009 04:50:00 PM

wamsachel

You need a LOT more unicorn piss!

06/17/2009 04:50:00 PM

Battlefrank

"Tracy hides gasoline everywhere"... Comedy gold, this is great, I see new stuff each time I watch it... Thank you!

06/17/2009 04:33:00 PM

bigroblee

I tried all four major browsers, and there was still no video. I don't understand.

06/17/2009 04:03:00 PM

geneclar

Why the hell does everyone like this? Worst video on Cracked for a long time.

06/17/2009 03:34:00 PM

Sonicsceam2

Aah this is too good! Watched it three times yet still missed stuff.

06/17/2009 03:26:00 PM

Ayleid

Can anyone else not watch this at all for some reason?

06/17/2009 03:20:00 PM

irishladdie727

The chat log was way too hilarious, I didn't even pay attention to the rest of it because I was too busy laughing my ass off! You should make a series like this

06/17/2009 01:12:00 PM

FloridaGirl

I had to watch this thing three times so I could get all the chat scroll and the tutorial. Well done!!!!

06/17/2009 01:01:00 PM

Jehy

This guy is a noob, he has only 3 vials of enchanted pixie cum...

06/17/2009 01:01:00 PM

Raz

I would say that this is the funniest thing I've seen all day, but that would just open up my space inventory.

06/17/2009 12:49:00 PM

astrolounge

omg that was one of the funniest things i've seen in soooo long!

06/17/2009 12:39:00 PM

SmartyPants

"So whens the funeral?" "Im at it." HAHA!

06/17/2009 12:37:00 PM

Blammo

I almost want this game to be real.

06/17/2009 12:29:00 PM

Sammeh

Very well done sir!

06/17/2009 12:15:00 PM

afrothunder

I nearly shit myself watching this.

06/17/2009 12:14:00 PM

Beatnik

Ah, I see that he has picked Vigo the Carpathian as his WQ2 character. You are the buzzing of flies to him, you know.

06/17/2009 11:50:00 AM

LazarusLong

Don't watch this video, it opens up your space inventory!

06/17/2009 11:34:00 AM

ManhandleZinc

never played that kind of game but still found this to be funny. nice work.

06/17/2009 11:23:00 AM

BobbyD84

That shit was pretty fun, I like how they have a game listed called "pi reciter". Those games all sounded like they really suck. . .

06/17/2009 11:22:00 AM

dmophatty

ROFL that was good (Y)

06/17/2009 11:14:00 AM

Dingo18

Who made this? Seriously, we must know.

06/17/2009 11:08:00 AM

sprayette

a brutally long setup for a absolutely worthwhile punchline.. well done

06/17/2009 10:54:00 AM

ma6ic

"space inventory" lol

06/17/2009 10:43:00 AM

New

"Dad only speaks with his fists now" I think we have all been there. Good stuff, lame game.

06/17/2009 10:40:00 AM

Fuckaccounts

this is the funniest cracked video i've seen in a while

06/17/2009 10:36:00 AM

pixelbob

Well-made funny video.

06/17/2009 10:35:00 AM

civver

started reading the little chat thing halfway through and got totally sucked in

06/17/2009 10:02:00 AM

whitenerd

I love it!

06/17/2009 10:00:00 AM

POLLY

So, they just sort of lat their minds roam free of prejudice and society's judgement, and came up with: - Koragnoth's Temperament - Mynar's Rage (even with the freedom thing and all, they were still very angry making this game) - Dragon's Aim (the kind of thing you would pay lots of money to have in physical form) - Bloody Hawkthought (remember.. free of restraints!) - Water (remember, your soldiers are piranhas, and they WALK ON LAND FOR SHEER FEAR OF WATER) But, hey... did I see a Hemogoblin-called item up there? Great. I was just researching to create items for my upcoming game My Chemical Fantasy. Emoglobin is just an unmissable pun.

06/17/2009 09:42:00 AM

rahru

"Select create, then build, then train, then cavalry. Then train cavalry." "Enchanted Pixie Cum"

06/17/2009 09:33:00 AM

TranquilNight

How I miss Windows 98.

06/17/2009 09:32:00 AM

k2y0002

Amazing and hilarious. I loved all the subtle jokes.

06/17/2009 09:23:00 AM

TranquilNight

That was funny as shit.

06/17/2009 08:59:00 AM

blaxican11

fucking brilliant.

06/17/2009 08:53:00 AM

beef-Rojo

Cody, ignore those who didn't think this was funny. The humor is a little different than the regular fare here, but it was perfect. Great idea really well done. Make more.

06/17/2009 08:51:00 AM

drummond13

ha. lolz.

06/17/2009 08:47:00 AM

Firecrotch

Don't know what so many people are complaining about. I don't play any kind of online game and I still thought the ridiculously complex game was funny.

06/17/2009 08:46:00 AM

Emerald

Hysterical! The last "God Dammit!" had me crying!

06/17/2009 08:44:00 AM

hookhoax

Hahaha loved the worker voices

06/17/2009 08:41:00 AM

baconmelts

FUCK YOU, ITS AN OPEN CHAT >>>> DOUBLE LOLZ noobers - -; SUCK IT !

06/17/2009 08:40:00 AM

GuptaSyndrome

Very funny. The tutorial was amusing, but what really made it was the chat scroll, the menu options, the bonuses, etc....nicely done. I find it hard to believe a video this funny is from the same person who brought us the pure awfulness that was the cell phone ad.

06/17/2009 08:24:00 AM

thebyron

The commenters confirmed this. Just watch the chat log. Unless you have played RTSes to the amount where you can appreciate the references you will probably find it longwinded and quite boring. Which is what I felt. I don't think there's ever been a video like this at cracked before.

06/17/2009 08:22:00 AM

mr1swift

This may be the worst video I've seen on Cracked.com.

06/17/2009 08:21:00 AM

porn-rasta

I had to watch this several times just to get all the layers on humor. I love the chat box. This is a great video.

06/17/2009 08:21:00 AM

DemonCow

This works on so many levels that I expect a series of these. Loved it.

06/17/2009 08:16:00 AM

mGolos

That was hilarious it you had to pay attention unlike most of the ass who are complaining

06/17/2009 08:11:00 AM

muffinette1313

Nice job, even the voice had the right blend of smug knowledge and childish patronization.

06/17/2009 08:10:00 AM

Robforfucksake

IDIOT...never open the space inventory. that was a true masterpiece, full of subtle comedy genious. well done.

06/17/2009 07:56:00 AM

zsasz

scout piranhas: "chompeh chompeh"

06/17/2009 07:55:00 AM

BlazingGuns

Don't open the Space Inventory.

06/17/2009 07:55:00 AM

SIMM0NS77

What the fuck is this shit?

06/17/2009 07:35:00 AM

Kr1s

This was one of the best videos Cracked has had lately: multi-layered, vulgar, dark-humored, the only way it could have been better was if it had Rhona Mitra pole dancing at some point. Major props, guy-who-did-the-video.

06/17/2009 07:32:00 AM

Jonathan_Goss

"When's the funeral?" "I'm at it." LOL.

06/17/2009 07:32:00 AM

ckmanners

Bwaha! that voice is PERFECT for these tutorial video voice-overs... just a touch of Lumbergh on top of a lack of voice training. Love it. It reminds me of this game Knights in the Nightmare. I haven't played it yet but it looks so complicated it's SILLY. I can't wait ^_^ http://www.atlus.com/knights/ Oh, and way better than your cell phone ad. That was full of fail.

06/17/2009 07:10:00 AM

atrus

That was excruciating to sit through because I was thinking it was supposed to contain comedy. It doesn't. And don't believe the people that claim the chat scroll is funny. They're liars.

06/17/2009 07:03:00 AM

Matthewsaurus

Anyone else notice his game avatar is Vigo from GB2? M.

06/17/2009 06:47:00 AM

mort_subite

I get that on some games, Log in and two or three people are having a private conversation and ask me to leave. WTF, don't you have msn or something to talk about this shite, not on an open server that isn't yours.

06/17/2009 06:47:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

I liked the subtlety in this... it had a lot of little hidden gems, and it built momentum nicely. I could see how if one wasn't necessarily in the right frame of mind to watch this they wouldn't really care for it, but I thought it was brilliant.

06/17/2009 06:42:00 AM

ass_master3000

Win. Watch it twice, and read the text scroll. Hilarious. Or if you are a complete fucking moron, turn the sound off so it doesn't distract your ape-like mind which can only comprehend one topic at a time.

06/17/2009 06:39:00 AM

Cigar

At first I really wasn't sure what was going on. I think it was around the time the Piranhas turned up I got sus**cious! :D Funny shit and the chat was a touch of genius!

06/17/2009 06:37:00 AM

Darkmage

Boring

06/17/2009 06:37:00 AM

Onodera

Win. Watch it twice, and read the text scroll. Hilarious.

06/17/2009 06:32:00 AM

Cigar

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06/17/2009 06:11:00 AM

sugarbaby2009

Man, is it bad that I recognize a few of the things in that video from Fallout?

06/17/2009 06:05:00 AM

Cytrode

I kept waiting for LEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY!! JEEEEEEENKIIIIIINS! to jump out of this video.

06/17/2009 06:01:00 AM

oskarpetur

I loved it, God damn it....GOD DAMN IT!

06/17/2009 05:38:00 AM

Saintliberty

you gotta read the chat log to laugh hard

06/17/2009 05:31:00 AM

DJBIGT

Eh. The chatroom was marginally funnier than the commentary. But it was still dull.

06/17/2009 05:29:00 AM

Clara

jeez - as a non gamer, all gaming looks that difficult to me funny how every other thing would open the space inventory lol TD is weird

06/17/2009 05:27:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

Pretty good

06/17/2009 05:22:00 AM

O)))

....I'm a busy person, and teh interwebs are serious business, I cannot afford to spend 5 minutes of my day on such a boring video.

06/17/2009 05:22:00 AM

Goody

well i enjoyed it. random, but nerd random.

06/17/2009 05:22:00 AM

mjkdawg

Macs, they never crash

06/17/2009 05:11:00 AM

Esmoreit

that was funny

06/17/2009 05:10:00 AM

1up

I do have something to say: What in the fucking hell was that? Seriously! I didn't see a thing there that could even be categorized as a joke! Are we supposed to think "Haha! Scout piranhas..." Yes its random and random can be good but only when set up with relatable material. This was basically just grade school humor.

06/17/2009 05:06:00 AM

Spideycow

That was pretty funny but it was hard keeping track of both the guide and what the people were saying in the box

06/17/2009 05:04:00 AM

silver-crescent

I don't have anything to say, I just want to stop people claiming "first".

06/17/2009 04:58:00 AM

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