A U2 Musical: The Latest Attempt to Make Spider-Man Suck

I feel embarassed for laughing the hardest at this line: "... when Green Day got their asses kicked by Dazzler." Not sure whether I found it more hilarious that someone else knew who fucking Dazzler was or that Green Day was likely to get their asses kicked by that roller disco bimbo! :P

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07/21/2009 02:30:00 AM

luxou95

In all fairness to Bono, apparently he wears the sunglasses because his eyes are incredibly sensitive to light. still makes him look like kind of a dick.

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Not funny. Not even entertaining. Way to emote douche. blah blah blah monotone blah

07/07/2009 11:21:00 PM

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07/06/2009 07:32:00 AM

debasree

this guy will never be as funny as SWAIM.

07/05/2009 10:31:00 PM

localboyrlm

wow, you're a way better writer than you are actor. props though. just maybe get some actual actors to read your shit for vids next time.

06/25/2009 09:52:00 PM

sevenpercent

I almost puked when you referenced those poppy pieces of shit known as greenday as punk rock. otherwise, awesome as always gladstone

06/25/2009 11:05:00 AM

elbuato

guess you made an ass out of bono...

06/24/2009 04:56:00 PM

ChinchillaXXX

Great video! God, I hate U2. Pretencious cocksuckers.

06/24/2009 12:13:00 AM

Dragonlord

Gladstone, I salute you sir.

06/22/2009 07:19:00 PM

thechissjedi

You suck you suck you suck you suck you suck GOD GLADSTONE YOU'RE TERRIBLE!

06/21/2009 07:48:00 PM

Jodah

My God Gladstone I hate you. Seriously can't you just double Swaim's salary, maybe throw him some chicken or something and force him to make more videos? He really needs to get off his insanely hot wife and get back to work.

06/21/2009 09:14:00 AM

batgimp

U2 sucks. Captain America is mentioned in "paradise city" by Guns and Roses. At least it would never get completed...

06/21/2009 07:33:00 AM

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06/20/2009 05:55:00 PM

Almightygosh

God how I hate U2. Especially Bono. By far the most pretentious "act" in mainstream music today. (And that's really saying something.) But what particularly irks me is how Bono and the gang still try to suggest that there's some connection between U2 and punk. There isn't and there never was. U2 are about as punk as the Jonas Brothers. Maybe a bit less even. I'd have a lot more respect for U2 if they'd drop the rebellion act and just admit that they're just another concert arena, middle-age corporate rock act trying to cash in whenever and wherever they can. Even KISS has done that much.

06/20/2009 04:01:00 PM

themope

When somebody first told me about the U2 Spiderman musical, I didn't believe it, but Jesus Christ it's for real. Great video Gladdy.

06/20/2009 11:57:00 AM

Konner7

The goatse thing made me chuckle. Other than that, the vid wasn't that funny. No offense, Gladstone, but you should stick to writing articles.

06/19/2009 10:10:00 AM

Otrola24

You mean since ever, right, woolf? U2 blows. Bono blows more.

06/19/2009 10:04:00 AM

Otrola24

u2 has there heads up there ass... it's a wonder they create any good music... oh wait... they don't...not since...the unforgetable fire

06/19/2009 08:15:00 AM

woolf2k

Anthrax had some songs about Judge Dredd. That's the only crossover I can think of.

06/19/2009 02:14:00 AM

hazzardous

LOL Not bad :). I liked it :P

06/18/2009 07:18:00 PM

seralynn

I fucking hate Gladstone, and I fucking hate HBN. Why is he back? Are you the only people stupid enough to let this man work for you? For christ's sake, doesn't anyone else realize this sucks? I can't even watch it, I get physically ill just looking at his weasley eyes and thin lips. HATE!

06/18/2009 02:40:00 PM

goaldilox

WHAT THE FUCK DOES U2 HAVE TO DO WITH SPIDERMAN? I don't even LIKE Spiderman that muich, but...wtf??

06/18/2009 08:02:00 AM

tank

gladstone you suck.

06/18/2009 02:54:00 AM

darraghmc

That was pretty damn funny. I don't think they should let "The Edge" talk.

06/17/2009 08:22:00 PM

Andrewski

it was nice to see something non-cnn related Pretty funny in fact

06/17/2009 04:25:00 PM

Binak_Algo

reminds me of the cross over edition of aquaman where the evil gg allin turned the world's water supply brown...with his shit.

06/17/2009 01:30:00 PM

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06/17/2009 01:26:00 PM

Shirleyxx

So, does the G stand for Goatse, now?

06/17/2009 09:31:00 AM

POLLY

Schlep is a yiddish word that's pretty much entered the English language. And I only use the Utopia opening when the mood strikes. And since I used spiderman at the end this week, i didnt' want to lose morphine altogether. Wren, I take it you're not american.

06/17/2009 04:28:00 AM

G-Stone

"Schleps"? Shleps?! Shleppes? What the hell is that word?! And what happened to your new, "Everybody else is wrong" theme song? WHAT'S GOING ON?! OH MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

06/16/2009 11:35:00 PM

Wren

That was good...but why U2... are they gonna trick us and make the songs about global warming or whatever they're against these days.

06/16/2009 11:30:00 PM

Phattiger

Good job G-Stone!! Best vid in a while. That Sid Vicious line was classic!!

06/16/2009 09:38:00 PM

griffmanr

It's not hate by numbers when you only count to three. There has to be wayyyyyy more to hate about U2 and Spiderman musicals.

06/16/2009 08:16:00 PM

Shancey

I love the obscure Dazzler reference. Great show, keep up the good work.

06/16/2009 08:10:00 PM

SaxAppeal94

Everything's funnier with goatse!!

06/16/2009 07:48:00 PM

lux

"I'm stuck to the greenscreen again..." So now we know what Gladstone needed the Goatse image for. Niiiiiiice. P.

06/16/2009 07:39:00 PM

Pamcakes

I dunno what it means when a goatsee saves your video...

06/16/2009 07:32:00 PM

echocharlie

I read (okay, 3 decades ago) a comic with Alice Cooper stuck in the asylum. Classic line: "I thought I was free and clear, but then I thought Iggy Pop was a soft drink."

06/16/2009 07:15:00 PM

danielpauldavis

What, no mention of the Japanese Spiderman? Look for it on YouTube. He looks just like Marvel's Spiderman, but he pilots a giant robot! Because that's just what Japanese superheroes do. It's a law or something.

06/16/2009 06:49:00 PM

Billy Goat

Green Day didn't stand a chance against Dazzler.

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06/16/2009 04:22:00 PM

LovelyCracked

Rarely go toe to toe in comments but fantastic rich, I was 6 when that show was on and as a 6 yr old i said, "wow, this sucks." Everything about the show was wrong and not just bc of the absence of CGI. When a 6 yr old can't suspend disbelief you know your show sucks.

06/16/2009 04:21:00 PM

G-Stone

I hate it when idiots like this pull apart that 70s attempt at Spider-man, considering CGI was still to be invented, and every stunt in the show had to be staged with REAL people, on a very limited budget. That meant real stunt men swinging between tall buildings, "climbing" up (and sometimes down) even taller buildings, and the most insane stunt I recall is where Spider-man swings from the roof of a pretty high building on to a MOVING CAR in ONE take. It might not have been perfect but those guys don't deserve to be ridiculed. The actors however...

06/16/2009 04:17:00 PM

fantastic_rich

HAHA okay the end was genius. Well done Gladstone!

06/16/2009 03:34:00 PM

dfielder

Got a few suggestions here: 1. NEVER slam The Electric Company! If it weren't for them, Spidey Super Stories #31 would never have been made and then where'd we be? 2. If yer gonna have footage of live-action 70s Spidey, ALWAYS show off his Boba Fett-esque rope tosser. 3. Needs more Japanese live-action Spidey show. Now that one's got a theme song worthy of Broadway, yessir.

06/16/2009 03:31:00 PM

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06/16/2009 03:03:00 PM

ReginaldtheHun

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana 1966 - "It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's Superman" Superheroes and musicals are as good a mix as lemon tapioca and crack whores!

06/16/2009 02:21:00 PM

mike727360

Ugh. I hate Bono so very fucking much. I suppose nobody will ever be finished with raping Spiderman until he falls down on the floor dead, no longer able to beg for mercy. Or lube.

06/16/2009 02:14:00 PM

rocksteady

Fuck, Marvel should publish a comic where Dazzler kicks the shit out of those Greenday douchebags. Then after wards gets it on with their groupies! It would instantly sell more copies than that piece of shit comic where Spidey meets Obama.

06/16/2009 02:06:00 PM

TheAntiAssClown

I bet Dazzler really could beat Green Day's asses.

06/16/2009 11:58:00 AM

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06/16/2009 11:41:00 AM

Ayleid

I forgot about Spider Man on the Electric Company! I used to watch the cartoon (IN TECHNICOLOR!). You know, when I think about it, Julie Taymor + U2 + Spider Man will probably = Giant Puppets, Lasers, and people being flung around on ropes. Now it sounds like something I'd take my 2 year old son to see, but only if I could drop a hit of acid right when we got there... No, no baby, don't touch Mommy's special orange juice...

06/16/2009 11:33:00 AM

greengoddess

@Doctor Chaos: Obvious troll is obvious. Simmer down.

06/16/2009 10:59:00 AM

Hallo457

36. This was pretty great! Best HBN in awhile. Bono's a douche.

06/16/2009 10:59:00 AM

LnzCrg

@Tartra: Well, if he remembers The Electric Company, I would guess late 30s.

06/16/2009 10:41:00 AM

mournblade

"Is that goatse?! Get it off of me!!" Hilarious.

06/16/2009 10:22:00 AM

Blammo

FYI, i used almost all of the U2 clip. There just wasn't much there. That's why i made it more about attacks on spidey in general.

06/16/2009 08:48:00 AM

G-Stone

Ok nevermind it was just like one more scene

06/16/2009 08:40:00 AM

sprayette

Duuuuude. Gladstone, how OLD are you? You had actually had records in your day? I mean, records of Spider-man - that's sort of badass. Kind of.

06/16/2009 08:37:00 AM

Tartra

JStanshall may I direct you to the LINK THAT'S RIGHT UNDER THE VIDEO

06/16/2009 08:33:00 AM

sprayette

Do you really have to try hard to make Spiderman gayer? At this point it's kinda fish in a barrel style.

06/16/2009 08:32:00 AM

Shinfisher3

I approve of this use of goatse

06/16/2009 08:32:00 AM

Fonk

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06/16/2009 08:23:00 AM

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06/16/2009 08:13:00 AM

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06/16/2009 08:11:00 AM

Shirleyxx

I delight in your cynicism. ^ ^

06/16/2009 08:03:00 AM

youllforgetit

I didn't know they made a Spider-Man album. Man, at least the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles weren't first there.

06/16/2009 08:01:00 AM

Cherlindrea

I do believe this is the only time I could say this honestly: Thank God you put Goatse in there. That made me laugh like a madman. Awesome.

06/16/2009 08:01:00 AM

RivenHale

Awesome as usual Gladstone, you totally blew my mind with those special effects at the end. I mean were could you possibly find a REAL WALL, of course you had to green screen that one. INSANITY!!

06/16/2009 07:53:00 AM

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06/16/2009 07:45:00 AM

sugarbaby2009

I don't know... there was a lot of build-up and almost no pay-off. I mean, U2 are doing a musical about Spider-Man... how is that not about three hours of the best material Gladstone's ever done? It was funny, sure, but... I'm honestly let down.

06/16/2009 07:37:00 AM

JStanshall

One of my favourites, great.

06/16/2009 06:47:00 AM

Clara

Wow, I can't believe you changed the green screen to goatse. That was freakin' funny, gj Gladstone.

06/16/2009 06:28:00 AM

hatmanz

Awww no shout-out to 90's cartoon Spiderman which was unbelievable awesome?

06/16/2009 06:06:00 AM

Esmoreit

I cannot believe you got a clip of that episode of the Brady Bunch. That is soooo, ummmm, kind of sad. Nice work. Bono is comedic gold.

06/16/2009 06:05:00 AM

CamboD

Oh, Nistal there is a wealth of clips i didn't use, supplied by my lovely and talented facebook friends, but it was already my longest show.

06/16/2009 05:56:00 AM

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06/16/2009 05:51:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

Gladstone, you forgot the wonder that is Italian Spider Man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

06/16/2009 05:49:00 AM

Joseph Nistal

It's going to be directed by the chick that directed The Lion King, so...take that as you will I'm going to take it as FUCKING AWESOME, but that's just me

06/16/2009 05:48:00 AM

mrlarry

@ privatepyle Way to fuck up your own joke. "Metallica" or "Alien Ant Farm" would've worked. If you're going to make a douchey bus-crash joke, do your homework. Is it me? It's him, right?

06/16/2009 05:29:00 AM