There's A Button For That: The First Cell Phone Ad

dear fuck this was boring...

08/08/2009 09:17:00 PM

WetKant

fuck a iphone and fuck you look at me im special i have a iphone im better than you shove a iphone streight up your ass bitch

07/25/2009 06:36:00 AM

HUNGLO

There is a legit site (syphtr.com) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

07/13/2009 11:56:00 AM

Elisabeth09

My friend recommended me a very interesting place ~~~ KissCougar.com* ~~~ It's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man! Maybe you wanna check out.

07/08/2009 11:22:00 PM

veronica5

How come LovleyCracked hasn't been banned yet? This is like the 8th time I've seen that spam bot.

07/02/2009 10:53:00 AM

AxMxK

"If you've never actually tried an iPhone, stfu." -- If you HAVE bought an iPhone, make sure to hold it up to every homeless person you encounter and, for good measure, say "fuck you."

06/25/2009 12:32:00 AM

KanyonKreist

If this were any gayer... I'd send a link to my friend so he can do it up the butt.

06/23/2009 09:49:00 PM

Animator

I bet the BME pain olympics has gotten more lulz than this

06/21/2009 01:00:00 PM

trioofsixes

yawn

06/21/2009 12:28:00 PM

JaundiceManatee

God, this is worse than "No Homo".

06/20/2009 06:45:00 AM

POLLY

God bless the iPhone. Why? Free streaming porn videos, that's why. Where? PureiPorn.com BOOM!!

06/19/2009 12:44:00 PM

frumundacheese

You know what? Nobody that I've talked to that hates an iPhone has ever owned one at any point in their life. In fact, they usually have shitty free phones that you get with a contact. If you've never actually tried an iPhone, stfu.

06/19/2009 09:49:00 AM

Otrola24

i have an iphone...and does the dishes for me...woot!

06/19/2009 08:17:00 AM

woolf2k

Why does everybody hate it?! It is making fun of the iPhone and it is pretty funny.

06/18/2009 03:54:00 PM

IWantToComment

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06/18/2009 01:08:00 PM

LovelyCracked

Um...ok i suppose its supposed to make fun of old tech...but its not funny... oh i think the video broke my brains...

06/16/2009 11:21:00 PM

Phattiger

just terrible, the only highlight from this was Haedrian's comment

06/16/2009 07:27:00 PM

swedishchef

Agree with you all, TERRIBLE video!

06/16/2009 03:25:00 PM

Zcorpio

I just punched my own dick to get the memory of that awful video to go away

06/16/2009 02:55:00 PM

mrharderson

wow... thats... the least funny thing on here... more like... the only not funny thing, its a black day for Cracked.

06/16/2009 12:48:00 PM

tp1212

Hmm, nice premise at least. I respect all the submitters who have the balls to try to be funny. Truthfully though I would have preferred a Swaim video.

06/15/2009 09:53:00 PM

Chickamauga

Want to close the window so you can not waste 23 seconds of your life? There's a button for that

06/15/2009 06:37:00 AM

Haedrian

Dear god. Why is this on here????

06/15/2009 04:21:00 AM

el_en_em

least funny thing on the website. they should take it down before anyone else see's it!

06/15/2009 12:05:00 AM

Simon541

normally i disagree with the comments on here saying its terrible...but damn that was bad.

06/14/2009 11:47:00 PM

Hallo457

THIS IS SHIT.

06/14/2009 10:18:00 PM

AbeWashington

That was funny.....NOT

06/14/2009 11:38:00 AM

silvadream

did that really need to be on cracked? really?

06/14/2009 09:48:00 AM

Ivan the Russian

23 seconds of my life are wasted, thanks to this video. Fuck you, Cracked!

06/14/2009 07:24:00 AM

gladeplugins

:| Unfunny.

06/13/2009 07:03:00 PM

DorkButton

Recently I found a hot club -- Seekingtall.com -- Just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your lover.

06/13/2009 11:49:00 AM

fulllovegirl

I don't get you guys! This is awesome!

06/13/2009 07:19:00 AM

jackpayne

This is the bomb, by which I mean this bombed. Fuck this guy.

06/12/2009 04:46:00 PM

Cody Johnston

@PeakJ I'm having a hard time believing you grew up in the 80's. It was about like this.

06/12/2009 10:13:00 AM

MarginWalker

Yeah, that was lame as hell, holy shit.

06/12/2009 09:26:00 AM

Cara272

nice grain filter. Because 80's commercials used 30's cameras

06/12/2009 09:06:00 AM

PeakJ

God damn it,that's a half assed joke. Seriously, there's a lot of shitty sketch comedy out there. Thanks internet.

06/12/2009 06:35:00 AM

imc440

This is only funny in a reference not every one know make it more of an inside joke killing the article

06/12/2009 04:22:00 AM

muffinette1313

It probably would have worked better had the punchline not been in the article title....

06/12/2009 12:55:00 AM

DaneRocks

Focus more on the articles and stop making videos and posting lame Internet comic strips from other sites.

06/12/2009 12:04:00 AM

metrohh

I haven't seen the ad(s) that this is lampooning, Is this because they aren't shown in the UK, or because my personal ad-filtering rocks? If it is the latter, IN YOUR FACE, CONSUMERISM. If it is the former, well, IN MY FACE for leaping to the conclusion that I am superior to the ad-driven tv-addicted masses when i am just a random idiot. I hope it is the one where I am great.

06/11/2009 11:19:00 PM

zmoll

@BuzzardGod it's making fun of those iPhone commercials where they say "Wanna [insert pointless google search that you could do on your computer here, like find a restaurant]? There's an app for that." lrn2pop-culture

06/11/2009 09:43:00 PM

hamsterjelly

Not funny...even a little bit.

06/11/2009 09:20:00 PM

BuzzardGod

i got that it was a spoof of the iphone ads, but just barely. i feel like they could have expanded the idea to make it actually, y'know...funny.

06/11/2009 09:16:00 PM

gracky

Wow that was shocking.

06/11/2009 07:58:00 PM

Larwick

the only funny part of this was "text 044-23 to find out what texting is!"

06/11/2009 06:12:00 PM

davidbarrett

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06/11/2009 05:52:00 PM

LovelyCracked

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06/11/2009 05:51:00 PM

Elizalove

this is the gayest cracked video ive ever watched DONT watch it

06/11/2009 05:18:00 PM

MartyBrodeur552

I get the idea here but I really think the jokes are a bit stale here. The delivery sucks. I hope to see a better effort in the future young man.

06/11/2009 04:25:00 PM

CrackedEgg

I didn't really like this video, but the other stuff this guy makes is really funny.

06/11/2009 03:42:00 PM

BeanBurrito

and yes. i do get the joke.

06/11/2009 03:05:00 PM

samsaulsbury

that was retarded and unfunny.

06/11/2009 03:04:00 PM

samsaulsbury

I was honestly expecting something a lot more funny.

06/11/2009 03:00:00 PM

Movieman894

"It didn't look lie any ad I've ever seen. You could have spoofed about a million of em, apple, infomercial, etc." It was a spoof of the iPhone, you dolt. "There's a button for that" is making fun of "There's an app for that".

06/11/2009 02:58:00 PM

thamuzicaddict

That was terrible.

06/11/2009 02:44:00 PM

VanD

Good Idea, horrible execution. It didn't look lie any ad I've ever seen. You could have spoofed about a million of em, apple, infomercial, etc.

06/11/2009 02:27:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

Ha, ha. It tells you to text a number to find out what texting is. That's like a book saying "Read hear to find out what words are!"

06/11/2009 02:17:00 PM

mattifikation

you know what? i have TWO buttons for you! just press ALT+F4!!!

06/11/2009 02:11:00 PM

gamewinner42

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06/11/2009 02:09:00 PM

LovelyCracked

I had to return... I'm cutting the list to 6 as I don't think I know enough to write up a seventh piece (plus, I should really be working on my thesis). 6: Venice Why it rocks: You basicly get the watered down version of Paris (pun soooo much intended I can hear the audience cringe like a cricket orchestra.) Hate all the overtly mishy-mushy stuff of Paris and the hobo's don't you worry! Venice is a cliche enough city to still be named "A city of love!" and all the hobo's have migrated to Rome and Milan anyway. If only for the fact that cardboard boxes don't fare so well in Venice (cue in picture of floating cardboard boxes). You can take potshots at the gondeliers unpunished as the people in Venice hate their singing with a burning passion. The best part - the canals in Venice are basicly an open sewer so not only do you get a rewarding splash, you can rivel in the knowledge that the gondolier will now be solo-miïng in poo-mineur. You also have the most likely chance of seeing

06/11/2009 01:46:00 PM

Esmoreit

How many times must I say good idea but bad exuction?

06/11/2009 01:43:00 PM

mr1swift

Is there a button to delete this video? If so, use it, Cracked! Good thing it was short, because it was awful.

06/11/2009 01:27:00 PM

thebyron

Nice 23 seconds ;)

06/11/2009 01:17:00 PM

cchaos

don't like this video? there's a button for that! (the backspace button)

06/11/2009 01:07:00 PM

SmooveO

what the hell, there should be about 999 good jokes about cellphones you could make into a hilarious video; yet this video is the exact opposite of humorous cracked stuff.

06/11/2009 12:57:00 PM

felipechoque

I thought this was cracked.com.. Well.. nevermind there is a Button for this mistake.. X

06/11/2009 12:54:00 PM

The-MaxX

One good thing about it, it was short so that I didn't hear that horrible noise any longer

06/11/2009 12:53:00 PM

Shancey

yeah, no kidding, that sucked hard. im typically not a hater, but....

06/11/2009 12:41:00 PM

articdragone

I want my $.15 back for the electricity wasted on this horrible video.

06/11/2009 12:36:00 PM

RedCricket

wanna tell everybody this video sucks? there's a button fot that! Comment section, tell the world whatever you want.

06/11/2009 12:24:00 PM

Ruta9

What an absolute piece of crap that video was. When the only joke in your video is also in the title, you have failed miserably. And to think that I actually came back to this site to check on the video since the link was missing earlier, only to be greeted with this turdblossom; very dissappointing! I mean, honestly, as other people have said, this concept is ripe with potential, how could your video be so bad?

06/11/2009 12:20:00 PM

Aaronthethird

The music was wrong; it needed achingly fashionable bohemian poseur music. And the word "funnest", which- check your Oxford English Dictionary- is not a word (it should be "most fun").

06/11/2009 12:04:00 PM

Pedgerow

The fact that you couldn't write more than two jokes for this is just sad, old cell phones are rife with comedy potential. Stop trying you've failed spectacularly.

06/11/2009 11:43:00 AM

anderfreak

this is a lol wut without the lol

06/11/2009 11:41:00 AM

popeth

edit + it - it

06/11/2009 11:27:00 AM

paranoidmarv

WTF you guys. The comedy was worth more than the 23 seconds put into it. It wasn't amazing but didn't ask any more of you than 23 seconds. It was quick and simple, not incredibly original, but you guys complain way too much. I think it would have been "criminally unfunny" if it had spent more than 23 seconds using such an outdated topic. The ending was a bit weak but it the absurdity of the topic and the weird audio and visuals made it work. That shouldn't be the point anyway. How about instead of "What the fuck is this shit?" you say something constructive(whether you hate it or not) and with actual meaning.

06/11/2009 11:26:00 AM

paranoidmarv

That was so not worth the wait. I hate you. I'm going to buy a cellular telephone just so I can call you up and tell you how much I hate you.

06/11/2009 11:09:00 AM

PenalColony

What the fuck is this shit?

06/11/2009 10:57:00 AM

skinfrakki

That was honestly probably the least funny thing I've ever seen on Cracked.

06/11/2009 10:55:00 AM

thegame2412

At the gang writing the comments that make a good article down there, if you can get a 6 and 7, one of the many people who have access to the writers section can submit the pitch with the non picture/video rough draft.

06/11/2009 10:49:00 AM

Cobramaster

Wow, the goddamned funniest part of this video is the comment section. Unrelated, of course, but that gang way down there, Clara, now THAT'S funny shit.

06/11/2009 10:37:00 AM

TrapserCat

????...Weak. Complete lack of creativity-- it's as if the well dried up. I am sitting here thinking about the possibilities that one could have run with to make this bit funny. A good start, but, c'mon, this is a ten second after-thought. The Girl With Two Pussies started with a silly idea, like this, but then expounded on it...just like the Valtrex Time Machine bit. Jesus, Cracked, no more skeletal ideas pawned off as jokes, okay?

06/11/2009 10:36:00 AM

TrapserCat

Oh shit!! I thought I was watching another Glad Stone vid this sucked so bad.

06/11/2009 10:31:00 AM

4thSurvivor

Fail!

06/11/2009 10:22:00 AM

stewie2487

This was so lame, my dick punched itself in the dick and then called me a pussy. That just boggled my mind, and I'm not even fucking HIGH man!

06/11/2009 10:21:00 AM

indie114

If you were an autonomous governing body, your chief export would be failure. You sir, are not funny. I sincerely hope you fall on something sharp today, multiple times, and then into a fire to die in screaming agony. I am now going to go scrub my eyes with steel wool in the shower, shuddering like a rape victim in an attempt to erase that video from my brain. Eat a bag of wet shit, Ryan

06/11/2009 10:15:00 AM

trioofsixes

was that a commercial for MTV?

06/11/2009 10:07:00 AM

dystopic

I want 23 seconds of my life back. Right now.

06/11/2009 09:58:00 AM

Blackbetta

This was so freaking stupid. It was criminally unfunny.

06/11/2009 09:50:00 AM

Obtusetriangle

Wat?

06/11/2009 09:32:00 AM

civver

i'm guessing this is mocking the iphone commercials? i didn't find any humor in this at all.

06/11/2009 09:29:00 AM

BobbyD84

still waiting for the funny from cody johnston...that wasn't it...was it...?

06/11/2009 09:19:00 AM

stressbunny

I don't... know what that actually was... Was it funny? Judges can we get a ruling on that? No, no it wasn't.

06/11/2009 09:05:00 AM

csturges

A decent idea, with absolutely NO effort put into the execution. That sucked. Leave the comedy to people who know how to actually try.

06/11/2009 08:58:00 AM

TubularLuggage

nice audio accompaniment, and that's it, you suck otherwise

06/11/2009 08:50:00 AM

angelcatano

that was what i waited for? fuck you, cody johnston, fuck you.

06/11/2009 08:41:00 AM

colatf

We almost have a whole article! Someone do 6. I gotta mosey.

06/11/2009 08:26:00 AM

Clara

Clara, its more than likely we did but my brain has melted into total shit

06/11/2009 08:23:00 AM

noodlepie54

Yeah, indeed that sucked. But, on with the next city! 5: Lhasa (capital of Tibet) Why it Rocks: There is not so much in the way of partying but who needs night clubs when you are in a constant high! Not only is the decrease of oxygenlevels (or at least more then your used to) there constantly making your head float, you are also literally at the "roof of the world" You can climb to the top of the highest building, spread your arms and scream "I'm king of the world!" and with your elevated head and the magnificent mountain ranged it will feel like that aswell. Tibetans will look at you funny but at least your higher and better then Leonardo diCaprio. Really, fuck pre-Blood Diamond Leonardo diCaprio. Talking about Tibetans you might run into some monks. Buddhist monks. And if you don't know why Buddhist monks are awesome you make me sick. (High time for a youtube video of Buddhist monks lying on spears, walking slowly over coal, etc.) That is right, the 5 feet tall, 84 year old

06/11/2009 08:19:00 AM

Esmoreit

Yet Noodlepie, I'm sure we had this conversation about six months ago! I can't be supportive of this video. I try so hard to be a loyal Cracked follower.

06/11/2009 08:13:00 AM

Clara

Good Clara...Good. Im stil weirded out by your presence. And also, yes, jesus fucking christ THAT was the whole damnable clip?! I dont usually like to bash if i've not liked something, more often than not its a matter of opinion and nothing more but I'm sorry dudes, that was weak.

06/11/2009 08:09:00 AM

noodlepie54

What the fuck? THAT WAS WHAT WE WERE WAITING FOR? That was shit! Before anyone says "I doubt you could make better", read down. At least it's longer than 23 seconds and may have a joke in there somewhere. Fuck.

06/11/2009 07:58:00 AM

Clara

lame... not worth it.

06/11/2009 07:58:00 AM

FreelanceAngel

that 23 second video was not at all worth the wait. fuck you cracked.

06/11/2009 07:55:00 AM

whitenerd

Red of course. Silly.

06/11/2009 07:53:00 AM

Clara

Hey everyone, fuck the video, it's more fun down here!

06/11/2009 07:53:00 AM

DevlindeSade

Clara, a fellow Scouser, on Cracked?! Lackaday, I thought I was the only one here!! It's good to know there's more of us around! I must ask though. Red or Blue?Even if you dont like footie...red or blue

06/11/2009 07:50:00 AM

noodlepie54

Christ I wish I was better travelled. 4: Paris Why it rocks: Ah, l'amour. If romance is dying in a piss soaked alley, Paris would be the defibrillator utilised by the Paramedic of Hope. It's a city of dreams, dotted with great architecture and yet filled with quaint streets where the unsuspecting can find themselves at a pavement cafe, looking like they stepped out of a Impressionist painting. With tramps. The Problem: Ever look at the world in a new way? Think back to when you first discovered your balls. The first time they get kicked opened up a world of horrors coming in at groin height. Table tops, knees, small children. The amount of nervous dodging required perfectly lines you up for a place in the village square dancing competition. Now imagine a single person in Paris. Every kiss enchanged by sweethearts is a ball kick to your soul. Every proposal on the Eiffel Tower is a colonoscopy with a power drill. The whole place is soaked with pink hearts. And tram

06/11/2009 07:43:00 AM

Clara

dissapointing is an understatement - i am so angry right now

06/11/2009 07:42:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

I have't travelled much so I wouldn't know any appropriate cities to write about but thank god writing LIKE cracked only requires a lot of reading here the website, Dr. Mcninja, and Something Awful. Cola, I can take you on. I can take you like a little Chihuahua doggy and put you on my cock like a funny dog-hat-shaped-cockwarmer. In a totally not gay but rather bestiality like fashion. And yes, you are good too!! Now go insult Zmoll Let me see if I can suck another one out of my thumb but really guys, the best comedy comes from coöperation like the guys at the cracked offices ;). Give me some cities to write about :D!

06/11/2009 07:38:00 AM

Esmoreit

wow so that was disappointing

06/11/2009 07:35:00 AM

barnstormer

I've just wasted the best shit i've had in a long time. I was saving this mother for when I got home, but to pass the time til cracked posted their stuff (like they're SUPPOSSED to) I went early. It was great, don't get me wrong. It was massive and turgid and came out with only a slight push. But now I'm back at my desk and there's nothing waiting for me. To think I could have done it at home, with a newspaper and Viz to keep me company. I appreciate it's good to do a turd on company time, but come on guys - shits this good only come along once a week (if that), I don't want to squander them. Disappointed.

06/11/2009 07:33:00 AM

DevlindeSade

zmoll, you sir, are a retard

06/11/2009 07:32:00 AM

barnstormer

[X] Article Image. Very nice

06/11/2009 07:26:00 AM

leet

Esmoreit I am not in an aggressive mood. Keep that bullshit up and I will be dancing naked in the light of your burning body. Well I won't really. I think you're a wonderful person. You're alriiiight. With all this build-up, the article had better be uretha-puckeringly hilarious when it is posted.

06/11/2009 07:26:00 AM

colatf

I bet you one day the CRACKED writers are going to get bored and just copy and paste these posts as their article. Cause they are hilarious!

06/11/2009 07:24:00 AM

jackyjoe7890

im still in shock - cant believe they havent posted ANYTHING today it 3:30 pm for fuks sake

06/11/2009 07:20:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

more! more!....please

06/11/2009 07:11:00 AM

stressbunny

yay! i like the funny! thank you!!!

06/11/2009 07:10:00 AM

stressbunny

Clara, the "digesting twice" comment was awesome, I will have to remember that! Zmoll, The author never seems to respond to articles so I can't call you a retard. ColaTF seems to be in a agressive mood! Ok, lemme think of a third one... 3: Moskow: Why it rocks!: First of all, because of the song by Rammstein and TaTu (insert Youtube video here of the song!). Fake lesbians screaming a city name in the only English they know, and Germans in fatigues rocking sweet haircuts and metal-guitar hasn't been seen by the city itself for at least 67 years! And it is equally devestating (shop Rammstein and Tatu on the rubble of combat-conflicted Moscow) Now the city itself, it has wide open spaces, wodka, and police that can wrestle Grizzly bears. You can even play a fun game - find the best Zangief Look-a-like! It also has a vivid underground party-scene with even more wodka and casual sex in darkly lit rooms. Kind of like your mother's house on wendnesdays (picture here of Kremlin with "

06/11/2009 06:56:00 AM

Esmoreit

I resent the fact that no one understands my article. It's a question mark! Get it? Start LOLing now! NOW!!!

06/11/2009 06:53:00 AM

Cody Johnston

i want comedy! dammit cracked, i've become dependant on you for my daily fix of laughter, and you TURN YOUR BACK ON ME???

06/11/2009 06:52:00 AM

whitenerd

pure brilliance - u 2 should get instantly recruited to be underpaid cracked writers xD

06/11/2009 06:47:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

By which I mean, Cody Johnston can't. Apparently literally. Article Image.

06/11/2009 06:44:00 AM

colatf

@Esmoreit Ooooh, can I be the first person to post 'frist post' to the article you manufactured to fill in for the missing Cracked article? Then someone else can be the first to call me a retard for doing so.

06/11/2009 06:43:00 AM

zmoll

Some people can tell them, some people can't.

06/11/2009 06:42:00 AM

colatf

2 - Liverpool Why it rocks: Capital of Culture, baby! This is the home of The Beatles, the Albert dock and the Lime Street station hookers. The nightlife is some of the best in the UK; lively and adventurous and you always have a story to share (insert picture of a pack of bouncers kicking the shit out of someone: caption - I left my heart in Liverpool and my right kidney got nicked by a chav.) The Problem: Capital of Culture, baby! This apparently means spending millions of pounds to make Liverpool look like every other fricking city in the UK. Oh, and The Beatles. These guys are milked so much Ringo Starr actually digests his food twice before eating it. Liverpool is also responsible for Atomic Kitten and Kerry Katona. We're so very, very sorry. Next!

06/11/2009 06:41:00 AM

Clara

You make cracked articles seem so easy to write Esmoreit!

06/11/2009 06:40:00 AM

Petze

@ Terpz: 7 cities that would totally rock (If these problems did not interfer!) 1 - Amsterdam Why it rocks: There are whores, drugs at every streetcorner, lovely canals, gambling, and pretty red lights. Basicly it's Vegas, but without the cops cracking down on you for every minor infraction of the law. And even when they do, you get charged by police on horses! (Insert picture of horseback-police with funny caption here!) The problem: We are not going to discuss hobo's, the people living in the city (even if it are the Dutch), the "wrong streets" you wind up if you exit the subway one stop too early... all those cities have that. No, we are talking about a problem indigious to the city itself. Amsterdam? It's the trams. They are fucking out to get us! (Insert shopped picture of a demonic tram here) They don't give signals. They ride over the streets. And when you are all stoned up the fuckers trick you into thinking they ride really slow. Which they don't. Then slam into y

06/11/2009 06:30:00 AM

Esmoreit

Wait i'm confused, so that X - Article Image box is the entire joke? Not funny.

06/11/2009 06:29:00 AM

Rivus

borrredd!! cracked cmon!!! btw y is everyone being so nice to eachother? rnt ppl on comments sections always insufferable ass holes to eachother terpZ i dont get the joke ? :S

06/11/2009 06:28:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

it's ok, stressbunny. if they won't make the funny, we can manufacture it ourselves. Here I'll get the ball rolling: "7 s that totally ( but won't in your )"

06/11/2009 06:19:00 AM

terpZ

make funny now please... coffee wearing off...need fix...or is the frickin' computer against me too?...

06/11/2009 05:56:00 AM

stressbunny

this is really underambitious comedy

06/11/2009 05:55:00 AM

barnstormer

Is it funny because there never was a first cell phone ad? :\

06/11/2009 05:51:00 AM

Yojan

Tiffany, just be glad this isn't 4chan ;)

06/11/2009 05:37:00 AM

Esmoreit

damn my gender-specific login name :(

06/11/2009 05:34:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

Some jokes I just don't understand :-/

06/11/2009 05:32:00 AM

BamaRabbit

No woman is too savy for me! Now go to the kitchen and make me a sammich!

06/11/2009 05:31:00 AM

Esmoreit

nice try DevlindeSade, I'm too savvy for you!!

06/11/2009 05:30:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

Wow, she's absolutely smoking hot!! I'ma have to start googling her! Shouldn't you put NSFW in the title though, cos there's quite a lot exposed here.

06/11/2009 05:24:00 AM

DevlindeSade

why can't i see anything? I DEMAND LOLZ!

06/11/2009 05:20:00 AM

killer~robots

So, anybody here like boobs? I'm for them. I think they're okay. Wanna get some pizza?

06/11/2009 05:18:00 AM

colatf

"Seriously though. how can this have 2 diggs when there's nothing here??" Maybe they digg this game add.

06/11/2009 05:16:00 AM

Dragonlord

Seriously though. how can this have 2 diggs when there's nothing here??

06/11/2009 05:10:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

HOT STUFF

06/11/2009 05:10:00 AM

colatf

Is there a button to let us see the article too?

06/11/2009 05:10:00 AM

korahn

GRAR!!! where's my funny!!!??

06/11/2009 05:09:00 AM

TiffanyistheLAW

nice article. yeah. real nice.

06/11/2009 05:01:00 AM

drscummm